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July 20, 2004

Little Fug Book

Have you seen the posters for the new Brittany Murphy/Ron Livingston romantic comedy Little Black Book? Check it out:

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First of all, don't worry; I'm not talking shit about Ron Livingston. I love him and want to have his babies. I would never paint him with the fug brush. But look at poor little Fugany Murfug! The hair is so brassy! The undereye circles are so prominent! The facial structure is so very skeletal! She looks like the frail heroine of a Lifetime movie about eating disoders. Not Without My Zone Bars: The Brittany Murphy Story, or some such. And in the movie, Ron is all like, "eat, Brittany, eat! Eat, damn it!" And she'll be all, "nooooo, I have issues," and he'll be all, "what if I lift you up and nuzzle your neck like I want to ravish you right here?" And whereas I'd be all, "whatever you want, Ron!" Brittany is still all, "man, am I skinny, or what?"

Memo to Murphy: seriously, I don't know who styled you for this flick, but whoever they are, they totally hate you. You should probably watch your back.

1 Comments

my 1 rule. dont blame actors clothe choices in movies, cuz they dont really get to choose what they wear. so cut it out. britney's cute.

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A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?

Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.

Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!

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