Jared Leto decided to drop by the Ten by Tanqueray Pool Party Benefitting Telkdgn948yhn -- sorry, I fell asleep -- The Collage Foundation on his way back from the gym. I'm sorry, did I say "from the gym"? I meant "from his day job as a roadie on the Van Halen tour."
Jared? The Unwashed, Grunge-y look was fine when you were Jordan Catalano. Back in 1992? When everyone was unwashed? Welcome to the new millenium, slacker. Invest in some product. And lose the towel.
