Dear Laura Linney,
Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule of corn-shucking and zucchini-harvesting to attend our charity event. We understand that you had to head right back out to the fields, and therefore couldn't be arsed to comb your hair, put on some lip gloss or change out of your skanky tee shirt before swinging by for your photo opportunity:
We've seen you look pretty, so we know you can do it.
All our best,
Broadway-Oriented Dog-Adoption-Related Charity Event Organizers
