There's always been something freaky about Debi Mazar. Sometimes she looks stunning, but at least half the time she frightens the bejeezus out of me, and the following picture is definitely a case of the latter:
She looks like a dead secretary, whose dress has vomited chiffon all down its front. Because her icy eyes seem to match her dress, the effect is as if she has no eyes at all, and there's something altogether strange and alien about her head. Fortunately, that's why we have close-up shots -- for investigation.
AAAH. You know, I had occasion last year to see an exhibit chronicling the history of Barbie, and the first-ever doll in that line was a dead ringer for Debi Mazar to the point that it felt eerie. This photo not only affirms that comparison, but in fact Ms. Mazar looks like she is stoned or zoned enough to pass for a life-size plastic Barbie. Her face seems made of a substance other than flesh, and I'm not just talking about Botox; also, there's no life in her scary-pale eyes. I wouldn't be surprised to see that she has a handler whose job is to duck out of photo frames and move her posable limbs.
She weirds me out, is all I'm saying. That's about the only conclusion I can reach here.
