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August 17, 2004

Moulin Fug

This fug stands as a sterling example of how a beautiful woman can totally fug herself up by succumbing to the triplet evils of Botox, Aktins and peroxide.

Nicole Kidman, before:

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Nicole Kidman, after:

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Her forehead is so large and shiny now [thanks, Botox!] that I imagine you can see your own reflection in it. Which makes it handy, I imagine, if you'd like to reapply your lipstick whilst chatting with Ms Kidman, but it certainly isn't doing her any favors. She looks so washed out! She looks so wan! She looks so like a bleached and waxen version of her former self! She looks like she hasn't laid eyes on a carbohydrate-based food-form in months! She looks like she might cut someone with those kneecaps! It's really just so sad; what can she possibly see in the mirror that makes her think this Nicole -- overly blonde, kinda sallow, far too thin -- is more attractive than the former Nicole?

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Apparently the Botox addiction is so bad now if you press your thumb into her forehead it takes a good fiver minutes for your print to fade.

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