So Fug Today

HEM YOUR PANTS, child. And wipe off the whore lipstick. You're only sixteen -- you have two years before you can become a public skank.

But mostly, get a tailor. Short people need clothes that don't swallow their feet.

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By Victoria on February 21, 2005 2:40 PM

What is with the lipstick? It looks like she wants to bite me!

By Anon on March 3, 2005 6:41 PM

More importantly, where are her arms? I can't see her hands poking out of those flowing sleeves.

By gracie on March 22, 2005 3:38 PM

the sad thing is, when I first saw that picture, I thought, "wow, courtney love has really cleaned up her look."

A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?

Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.

Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!

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