Somebody remind me what the big deal is about Keira Knightley, because on a good day it sort of confuses me...
... and as featured on Page Six today, in full Overtired Vampiress mode, I'm pretty much totally perplexed. She needs some eye makeup remover. And a wig. I just... really? Really?
It's gotta be a Halloween party, and she is going as Wynona Ryder circa 1991. That's the only logical explanation.