The Elks Lodge of the Greater Tallahassee region presents Mardi Gras Night, hosted by Ivana Trump!
Beads! Boobs! Bingo! And make sure you don't miss Ivana's stirring cabaret act, I, Mermaid.
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The Elks Lodge of the Greater Tallahassee region presents Mardi Gras Night, hosted by Ivana Trump!
Beads! Boobs! Bingo! And make sure you don't miss Ivana's stirring cabaret act, I, Mermaid.

A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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I think you made a typo - did you mean Beads! Boobs! and Bimbo!? Technically that would be Beads! Boobs! and Aging Bimbo stuffed into a dress she should only wear after the swelling goes away from her last lipo, but before the swelling from her next lipo appears . . . but that doesn't have quite the same ring to it, does it? And I didn't even know there was such a thing as above the braline cellulite . . .something to look forward to, I guess.