Ever wondered what a bottle of Pepto Bismol would look like if it had even less subtlety, and mated with an insect of some kind?
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Ever wondered what a bottle of Pepto Bismol would look like if it had even less subtlety, and mated with an insect of some kind?

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Bondage+bling+Pepto+skin=What the fug!
CAN I GET A SKANK- SKANK
FUG! Lil' Kim is the absolute definition of the word. God, I just can't stand her. The ho clearly got famous by looking like one. Remember that outfit she had with flower pasties for a top? Egads! Girlfriend, hit the streets, make some cash and buy something decent to wear!
Is it just me or does it appear that she has her name spelled out in stud on her ass?! I am guessing that is in case people need to know who she is to properly make fun of her fugliness!
Well, actually I like this one, for once her boobs look supported instead of squashed flat (see other outfits with her boobs revealed, esp. from the sides). There's just too many chains going on there. And those shades!! Three sizes down, please!!
I'm not saying that I endorse this look—I absolutely don't—but I am saying that I appreciate that for once all her reproductive organs seem to be safely covered. I know it's not a lot; still, the longest journey begins with a single step.
Right? RIGHT?
She looks like some bug-alien hybrid hooker. I wasn't aware that was in style now.