This photo was sent by an eagle-eyed reader:
Why is Britney shrieking?
a) She's looking in a mirror
b) Something, somewhere, is itching and burning
c) She found the greatest onesie for her future spawn that has "I'm Jailbait (But This Is An Old Jumper)" emblazoned on it.
d) She just caught sight of the wedding ring on her finger and has awoken to what she and her life have jointly become
e) She is realizing that she passed a dumpster on the way into the store without even stopping to dive in and see if anybody threw out any snacks, or perfectly good unbroken condoms that can be re-rolled for reuse.
f) Wouldn't you be, if you were Britney?
This is the funniest comment I've read so far, haven't laughed this much and this "aloud" in a long time! XD
britney will never be the face of noxema.
b and d
That's actually a pretty cute... hoodless hoodie, or whatever you want to call it. But doesn't it look a bit short?
Yep. The cold sore really brings out the mulletlike effect her hair has. The pearlescent tampon she's sporting just adds to the loverly effect.
OMG!!! is that really Britney??!?!?!?!?
She looks like an old lady with a million freckles, zits, and moles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And she needs to meet a hairbrush someday!!!!!!!!!
WOW!!! I know every one has a bad day but my gosh this girl has a lot. Try Proactiv Britney cuz it worked for jessica and those other stars.
Damn! What's with the mullet?
oh god, an impromptu mullet, that's terrible!