Not to put too fine a point on it: what the hell is going on here?
Did she hitch a ride with Marty McFly on some less-publicized jaunt in the De Lorean, this one from 1985 to 2004? [I'm sure she was disappointed by our lack of flying cars.] In fact, I suspect that's McFly's demin jacket tied around her waist.
Coming directly from the past to the VMAs: Latin America Remix is the only thing that would explain:
a) The legwarmers. Seriously, are you an extra in Center Stage II: Left of Center? Then can the leg warmers, because they didn't look good on you in 1985, they didn't look good on you during their mercifully brief revival sixteen months ago and they don't look good on you now.
b) The polka dot Minnie Mouse skirt.
c) the dirty Chuck Taylors. Which, you know, I like Converse too, but there's a time and a place and the time and the place is usually Saturday, 11:15am, Starbucks and not AN AWARDS SHOW.
d) Did I mention the jeans jacket, in a wash and a cut not seen since back before we knew George Michael was gay?
The only thing missing is a puffy red vest.
Poor Natalia Lafourcade. Apparently, fug is her density. I mean, destiny.
