The woman who gave us Sarah Jessica Parker in knickers, newsboy caps and short shorts with knee socks looks simply divine at a recent event.
The visible gaping belly button? Adorable! The leather bra? So appropriate. The fedora? Delicious. The... is she wearing gloves? She must be. Delectable. The skirt -- last seen covering a light bulb in a whorehouse? Shiny!
My mother taught me that, after a certain age, one must give up the trappings of one's youth, so as not to look like mutton dressed as lamb, as they say. At this point, Patricia Field is looking like beef jerky dressed as veal, if you'll pardon the stretched metaphor.
