Okay, so I don't know who Tara Jane is, but somehow she got invited to the US Weekly Holiday Shopping Hoedown, or whatever it was called, and she decided to go in shorts:
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
I know it's Los Angeles, but it's also November and it gets cold at night and also why are you wearing SHORTS to an EVENT where there will be PHOTOGRAPHERS? Moreover, why are you wearing shorts that you bought in 1989 at the Wet Seal in the Montclair Plaza?
And why -- dear God, please tell me why -- why are you wearing them with flat-heeled black boots that may or may not be of the Ugg family?
Oh, and also? The bomber jacket? In fabric printed with planets and constellations? A jacket deemed too nerdy to be stocked at the Discovery Store? With those boots? And the shorts? Did I mention the shorts?
THEY'RE NOT EVEN FORMAL SHORTS, NOT THAT THAT WOULD MAKE IT ANY BETTER, REALLY, BUT STILL.
I know I say it a lot, but I really do need to lay down this time.
