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Taryn Manning would be awfully close to being a Courtney Peldon -- as in, "Who are you and why are you being foisted upon us?" -- had she not managed to appear in the Britney Spears spectacular Crossroads.
But if you haven't seen that movie (and if not then you must, if only to marvel at how Britney will never, ever be that adorable again in her life), then you would certainly be forgiven for walking up to her at this event and asking her how much she charges for a shoe-shine, or perhaps tossing her a shiny quarter in exchange for the afternoon edition of the paper.
What would really be useful, though, is if a tailor accosted her and hemmed her pants so that they didn't appear to be toe-stalking predators.
Tailors can be your friends, starlets. Please, all of you, take that to heart, and pay heed: Ultra long pants do not make a wee girl look tall. They just don't. Fork over $20 of your paycheck and take them someplace where a needle will make them work for you.
