It's official:

Ashlee Simpson simply can not dress herself. Forget all the hoopla surrouding the issue of her ability to actually sing. Has anyone checked to make sure the girl can even see?
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It's official:

Ashlee Simpson simply can not dress herself. Forget all the hoopla surrouding the issue of her ability to actually sing. Has anyone checked to make sure the girl can even see?

A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
Thank you! Click here to find out all the details!
Is that a rejected Star Trek costume idea for the women?
Sweet honey in the rock -- that is so wrong.
*gasp!* what IS that? Is, that? Yes, her eyes do need to be checked!
She's sporting a Diamond Joe Simpson Chastity Belt. No wait, make that Chastity Ensemble.
Is that a rejected Star Trek costume idea for the women?
Yeah, it's the Romulan biker costume!
Wow. A gothic nazi in a silk superman thong diaper. I didn't even know that was possible.
I kind of see it as an 'Evening Wear Nazi' look, y'know? I've been organising the Final Solution all day, now I just want to throw on some pearls and let my hair down. Hence the 'Sieg Heil' salute...