Just in case anyone was losing sleep over whether Bridget Moynihan grew out her terrible haircut, the answer is... no.
Such a pretty girl, all fugged up by a pair of scissors and some razor blades. And yet, those chiseled features, those hard lines, that oddly shaped mouth, that hair that looks like a trampled wig grabbed from the floor of Aah's! during a seasonal sale...
Are we sure she's not a drag queen? It would clear up all those pesky "Tom Brady is gay" rumors -- you know, the ones that dogged her pretty-boy quarterback boyfriend even before his brief fling with Tara Reid, America's Fugliest Silicone Beard.
Once again, is she REALLY FEMALE???