[Photo by Daily Celeb.]
Oh, Alanis. You look so happy these days, generally, and that's nice to see, but you just can't quite get the dressing thing down pat. This really is Scarlett O'Hara 2004 -- a velvet drape you wrapped around yourself and cinched with various scarves and a belt. Which you may have felt tied in the suede boots, but... it doesn't, Alanis. It really doesn't.
Although perhaps she already knows; her facial expression has a glint of, "You and I both know this thing used to hang from a pole in the Anthropologie dressing room, but let's just play nice for today, 'kay?"
