This year, Mary-Louise didn't have the benefit of being fresh off the birthing table before accepting her award. To compensate, she chose a dress that would shimmer right over her womb and bunch at its emergency-exit hatch, reminding everyone about her incredible courage in the face of the three C's: childbirth, Crudup, and Claire. "Yes, Virginia," she would say, admiring herself in the mirror, "I do have a working vagina."
Does anyone else think that Adam Duritz looks like a Rastafarian Dan Ackroyd?
Adam needs to take off that wig and acknolwedge his sem-baldness dammit! He would look SO MUCH better, if he only knew. (mutters *asshole* under breath)