"Hi, up there! Hello, hello! Could you toss me a jacket, or something? I just realized that this dress totally clings to exactly the wrong section of my body. No, I have no idea why I thought it was a good idea, either. Maybe I was won over by the nifty built-in ventilation. Yeah, I know I'm totally beautiful and could do better -- my mother already called me and chewed me out. Just throw down the jacket, punk!"
