Tired of the endless glam grind, Maggie Gyllenhaal retires from acting and opens her own filling station:
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A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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Um she totally has one of those camel toes men get with their nuts. gag
Oh, she *really* needs a spanking. Where is James Spader when you need him?
Love this jumpsuit! V. cute.
I think I had a jumpsuit just like that in 1972!
Um, that actually works for La G. I'm just sayin'.