Star Magazine is reporting something about Cameron Diaz that I deeply, dearly hope will actually come to pass:
Cameron Diaz won't be wearing a traditional white dress for her wedding to Justin Timberlake. She wants to be married in a traditional Native American dress and has hired a designer to assemble an outfit with beading and moccasins.
Now, before hoardes of teenagers -- and a few adults who need to go outside more often -- hurl themselves onto the sharp spikes of their aborted, doomed love for the Timberlake, please be advised that we have no idea if this rumored wedding is true. But we do know this: Those will be some seriously hilarious pictures.
I have no problem with Native American dress; I just think Cameron Diaz will look ridiculous. And I'm salivating a little.
