Um, Drew? Hey! Hi! How are you? Enjoying Fashion Week? Me too. Um, can we talk? Great, great. Um, how should I put this?
Look, you are so cute. You seem really fun and nice and I think you have an adorable little body. But, and I know it's Fashion Week and people get a little avant garde, but...tights are not the same thing as pants. They're just not. And I'm pretty sure you're wearing a shirt as a...dress? Is that what you're doing? I'm kind of not sure. It's kind of not working. I think I have some jeans in the car! Do you want to borrow them? You can totally borrow them.
Because the thing is, I know you can look totally fab! See, look yourself earlier this week:
Fierce! Fierce and hot! So maybe later, when you're getting ready to go out again, you should hold the latter look -- fierce and hot! -- in your mind, instead of the former. Which was, I really hate to remind you, but it's for your own good, I promise, sort of, um...pantless and bizarre.
Okay! Loved you in Firestarter. Really!
Her outfit in the first picture should be banned from all public places.
I have the urge to scream "My eyes! My eyes are burning!"
Um, unless that dress is sewn to those tights and she has no plans to sit or encounter a breeze - a VERY dangerous choice (and unflattering I might add). She is such a fabulous creature, maybe she just needs truthful shopping companions. Ooh - I'll go!
I would wear what she's got on in the first picture for 10 days straight - including to my highschool reunion - if I could be as fierce and hot as she is in picture number 2 for just one day.
That's how I look in my imagination. I am so hot sparks fly off me and so fierce that I could kick spiderman's ass by blinking my eye.
The shirt pulled down into a dress... I don't know why but I feel like this article of clothing is talking to me. Screaming and sobbing and begging to be pulled back up into shirt position.
geez, it's like Oscar the Grouch projectile vomiting. If thats not bad enough this appears on the same day...ew.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005062276,00.html
Are those puffy sleeves on that hideous shirt/dress? Or some kind of garment drapped over her arm.
She looks like a really cheap hooker. Actually, she looks okay from the neck up, so I can't say that. But from the neck down, cheap hooker who's been bought Baby Duck champagne.
I think ya look great, and fashion, it comes and goes. Everyone trying to have a different look. And im quite sure you did not ask someone to take your picture and display it for everyone to comment on what they think. You look like you are having a few and having a great time doing it. You dont have to look great all the time.
Umm, I believe that in that same "fierce" outfit, she was later photographed sans jacket, sporting some lax personal hygiene habits. Check Defamer for the picture. While I like her fierce look, I'm of the belief that if there's any chance at all that you will be taking off that jacket and appearing in a short-sleeve or sleeveless shirt, you should probably shave.
I can't even comment on the first outfit. It's just too bad.
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Alright, I love Drew but god knows that she is one of those women in hollywood that can somehow manage to go from hot and firece to flaming ho bag in like, 60 seconds. But so what, she's gorgeous, she's successful, and somehow managed to get all the typical Big Star alcohol and drug problems over with before she even hit voting age. The green..... shirt-ish thing does leave something to be desired though.
I still think that she looks incredibly hot- like an incredibly hot call girl.
She HAS to know that she will be photographed anywhere she goes. She's been acting since, what, birth?
I think that she knows that she looks like a hooker, and is in on the joke. Look at the expresion on her face...
I agree with 'Smarter' she has that knowing look on her face in the first pic, and in the second...'Rrrrrawr'
I also agree that Drew is in on the joke. After all, this is a woman who was MARRIED to Tom Green. She has to have some sort of goofy sense of humor to have stayed with him as long as she did.
Forget about length... TIE DYE? Are your serious?
Yea, yea...what she said, Drew, "Fierce and Hot"...not, "Little Girl Lost" with the champagne glass circa 1990.
When in doubt, little angel, go with F&H.
is that her collar bone or a necklace???
i cant tell
I should have added to my post above that I hope that the women of America also get Drew's little joke and do not now think that spandex black and green sausage casings are appropriate for streetwear.
Thats NOT a puffy sleeve....I think it's an UGG MUFF or similar monstrosity.
What exactly is the hyena standard for pancakEE boobs? You guys bagged on Mellisa Gilbert for pancakes and nothing about Drew?
Have to agree with Tirpy here. Drew's got the pancakes and she's what, 20 years younger than Melissa? At least Half-Pint can plead age.
I'm giving her a pass cuz she just broke up with her boyfriend. That does not excuse, however, having visible pit hair in February. You don't wanna shave, wear sleeves!
Both Drew and Melissa's boobs are fine and not pancakes. Jennifer "Love"'s, on the other hand, are flattened into pancakes by her dress. 4 pancakes. Pancake-y quadraboob.
Did Drew spill a McDonald's shamrock shake on herself in the limo?
My vocal reaction when I scrolled down far enough to see the, um, "true fug" of this outfit was, quoting as acurately as I can, "Blarghhh!" A mixture of terror, confusion, and disgust. No, Drew. No no.
the second picture kind of reminds me of that 'what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?..nothing, you already told her twice' joke.
in addition to looking like she got punched in the eyes (twice) it appears someone has also puncher her in both her boobs, judged on their shape.
Hmmm...standing in the shadows as she is, her thighs look huge in that outfit. It's obviously just the background because she isn't that big, nonetheless, poor style choice, poor lighting and background choice = double the problem.
But... but... it's... Drew! Oh heavens no. Dammit. She's still perma-yummy in my book, occasional crazy-assed moments of fug notwithstanding.
(First time commenting, but I've been a huge fan of the fugblog for quite some time now!)
What is with the boob hypocrisy?
When they're fake and unnaturally perky we slam them, but when they're real and not so perky we still slam them.
Look, without a bra, natural boobs of any real size do not stand out from your chest like grapefruits.
When did we become so negative about natural beauty?
"Shamrock shake" - Hee!
In what culture are vomit green tits ever attractive?
Her boobs are green with ewnvy.
I just dont see what the big deal is with the second picture. She looks like she slept in her makeup and needs a shower.
The problem with natural boobs (my favorite!) sans bra with a low-cut cleavage shirt is that it leaves an awkward expanse above and makes the whole chest seem like a flat of silly putty melting slowly downhill in the heat. Second outfit plus cute little bra and I'da been all over it.
Please don't get mad at me for saying this, because it's way off topic, but I just had to say it somewhere. Prince Charles is finally marrying Camilla Parker-Bowles and he once said that he wanted to be a tampon inside her body. This is why I am really, really scared that she will wear white to her wedding. With some kind of red accent.
I'm going to take an anxiety pill now. Thanks for understanding.
ok, i have a few things to mention here......
A: her t*&ts rock! they are not fake, they are real.....and they rock, not despite this fact but because of this fact
B: you don't wanna shave, don't shave. don't be such puritans
these things being said, however......
C: that first outfit could be the ugliest thing since Courtney Peldon.
The poor thing,taking a swig of 'Champagne'only to discover it was bleach. No wonder she spat it out all over her front.
ugh. never has "photobucket" been a more apt URL.
it really looks like Miami vomited on her.
RE: Second Picture
TWO WORDS -
PANCAKE
BOOBIES
Bra!! Buy a bloody bra!!
I also have lovely natural breasts BUT I would never ever go out without a bra.
She looks like a 16 year old going through a metal phase. The make up included.
is she trying to work the 1980s fitness video vibe with the green splash travesty of a dress? or maybe Carmen Miranda minus the fruit headgear?
and, yes, she needs a bra unless she wants to be slinging those breasts over hear shoulder by 40.
The return of 80's fashion colour frightens me. Make neon tie dye go away, Mummy!
The second photo includes some very saggy breasts. Bra needed, please, then it would be fab.
It looks like she bought Austin's Envy dress from Project Runway, then hacked off the bottom to make sleeves.
http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/Episode_2/The_Runway/Austin.shtml#rw_top
About Drew's pits:
GOD DAMN. Her hair is too short to wax there. And, okay, odds are? Probably still better looking than women who must.
Okay, maybe she *shouldn't* have worn a tank top, but, it's not like she's 'dirty' if her pits have hair. That's a grooming issue, NOT a hygiene issue.
Hey, Ann-Margret wore tights as pants in Viva Las Vegas!
FYI, Drew has had a chest reduction in the past, so she's not QUITE completely natural. (If you have doubts, you should look at some of her pics when she was in her teens -- quite large upper story.) It looks like she could probably use a lift now, or at least some support. There's not a thing wrong with keeping them natural but she should have propped them up.
As for the first pic, Doug is right; her thighs look huge in that dress and shoes would probably have been a better choice to make her legs look longer.
I have to disagree with all those that think Drew is wearing that tie dye shirt as a joke. So what if she dated Tom Green or that guy from the Strokes. I have a hard time believing that she is smart or clever enough to wear that shirt as a dress as a satirical comment to the fashion world. Maybe her publicist/stylist is, but Drew certainly didn't get it! I get the feeling she really DOES think wearing a shirt, or any one article of clothing as a dress, is avant-garde.
On the other hand, she looks great in the second picture. She looks cool without seeming like she tried too hard, even if she did. The only thing that bothers me is that puckered lip thing is a bit overdone than usual. Is that the Blue Steel, Le Tigre, or the Magnum?
Dear Drew,
You know what you need in the first outfit? You need some lime green marabou sewn in under the bustline.
Lime green marabou will give it that Muppet look that clearly you were trying to imitate.
Oh no, not my Drew. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Oh how the adorable have fallen.
Drew announced years ago that she does not shave her pits.
"Hey, Ann-Margret wore tights as pants in Viva Las Vegas!"
True. Ann-Margret RULES in that movie. But she also was at a dance class.
Tights are not pants. My heart breaks to see Drew in the grasp of the Fug Monster.
"What is with the boob hypocrisy? When they're fake and unnaturally perky we slam them, but when they're real and not so perky we still slam them."
Yes! (or when they're real and small, we slam them. no one wins.)
The breast was not designed with gravity in mind. It has no internal support.
That said, as one who is older and naturally large breasted, I am all for fashion that need not be worn braless. I hate J. Lo and her stupid green low-cut V dress that inspired the whole braless breast side cleavage thing. Ten years of the slip dress is enough!
/off my soapbox
As for Drew, she is fabulous. For the sweetness and positivity that she is, for her unconventional beauty, and for everything she's overcome in her personal life. She is beautiful.
For your consideration...could it be that Drew, in an attempt at "ironic fashion", has intended to dress fugly? Take a look at her surroundings -- she looks like she's partying on the back porch of some lower middle-class house in the 'burbs. The cheesey tile floor, the wood paneling and whatever the hell that metal thing is by the sliding glass door indicate, to me anyway, that she is at some low-key bash and somebody's annoying cousin had to whip out the Kodak disposable to prove to his buds that he met Drew Barrymore. I have been invited to more stupid 80's parties than I can count, and I never go because I'm afraid someone will snap a pic of me looking something like Drew here. So, long story short, maybe the extreme fugliness was intentional, 'cause Drew does know how to rock an outfit when she wants to.
To possibly prove that this is not an "ironic", one-off tie-dye wear: on the cover of the new US Weekly, Drew is wearing the same dress, on a different occasion.
Drew I like eccentricity but the above picture of you in that dress that resembles a lime milk drink spillage on a rag is a no-no.
i can't help it, i like drew. she gets a lifetime free pass from me for being in "the wedding singer". unless she gets caught in stirrup pants.
"Prince Charles is finally marrying Camilla Parker-Bowles and he once said that he wanted to be a tampon inside her body. This is why I am really, really scared that she will wear white to her wedding. With some kind of red accent."
a middle aged princess bride? i'm drooling with anticipation. red accent? brilliant! and perhaps ruffles... ooh! and maybe one of those big "you don't want to sit behind my royal ass at ascot" hats! god, how am i going to exist until i see the dress?!
she really should have kept the black jacket on:
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=337344&in_page_id=1773&in_a_source=
wait . . . wait . . . i have seen that first ensemble before! it is merely austin scarlett's second design from project runway, after being tragically maimed by scissors!
the challenge was all about portraying envy . . . i, for one, am lacking that emotion at the moment.
- kambra rochelle
SEE, Pam Anderson? SEE, Diane Kruger? And especially, SEE SEE SEE, Kirsten Dunst?!? *pushes Kirsten's head against monitor* THAT's "cute"! And it's also SEXY! And I mean "SEXY" *slams Kirsten's head into monitor, because she's the fucking TWEE queen* as in I-CALL-THE SHOTS-OVER-THIS-HERE-PUSSY SEXY!!!
ETA: In reference to second pic, of course, NOT the lime green boob-petard preceding it. Chalk that outfit up to temporary insanity.
By god.
I would've sworn some ambitious tyke with a coloring chalk set ran up to her and attempted to color off her breasts. Or else some creepy, oil slick resembing monster is crawling up her legs and eating poor Drew Barrymore from the bottom up.
Oh no! Drew!
Even though the outfit is sort of... horrendous... she still looks cute! :)