I don't mean to alarm you guys, but... Courtney Peldon -- Forever Our Fug Girl -- is back, and... well, she's not dressing like a two-bit whore:
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
This ensemble clearly says, "Twenty-bit whore."
Actually, we have to applaud La Peldon for choosing something relatively tame for herself. Sure, she has some painful-looking camel toe, and we have minor issues with her shoe choice -- especially as it pertains to the handbag -- but, c'mon, this is Courtney Peldon here. We're lucky she isn't somehow dressed as a shoe.
Perhaps -- and I'm not advocating fashion terrorism here -- she got some the sense stabbed into her? I don't know.
And frankly, I sort of hope not. Because we here at GFY missed Courtney Peldon while she was recuperating from The Knifing Felt 'Round The World, If By "World" You Mean "My Living Room," and we would be lying to ourselves and everyone else if we said we wanted her to return from this incident with a sense of decorum.
Obviously the bathtub gin is getting to our heads. But we can't help it: We like our Peldon confusing, fugly, and inappropriate. We like her obscure. And most of all, if she does dress up as a shoe, we'd like her to be a leopard-print thigh-high boot, or a marabou slipper-stiletto.
The wall is a wonderful reminder of what she could have worn. I'm impressed, frankly.
I can almost hear her thinking, "Thank god that cute little midriff-baring leapord skin minidress I wanted to wear exposed my fugly stab wounds!"
Blending in is The Peldon's worst nightmare.
Thank you -- THANK YOU -- for spelling "marabou" correctly.
I used to love to play with Barbies when I was young .. I would spend hours dressing them up. But sometimes I would mistakenly put the wrong outfit on the wrong doll. No fear though! All you had to do was pop the heads off and exchange the bodies! But everyonce in awhile, Pretty Kisses Barbie's head wouldn't "fit" just right on Pizza Hut Barbie's body, and she would appear to have lost part of her neck...
HHHMMM.. maybe that's what's going on here...
STOP! I'm feeling dizzy. WHERE IS MY COURTNEY, and who is this imposter?!?!?!?
Wait, Beth--are we sure that the nausea-provoking leopard print behind her ISN'T part of her ensemble? She could have two burly bodyguards carrying around a backdrop for her, Chinese-empress style. (Far-fetched? Maybe. I guess I'm just in denial that CP has stepped away from the Fug.)
Cameltoe 4, La Peldon 0.
Wow, that is impressive. Maybe she saw herself at paperdollheaven.com and had a revealtion.
Does she look like Tori Spelling to anyone else, or is it just me? Perhaps it is just the lollipop head and the boobs.
Are we getting punked? Aside from her normal clothes, it looks like someone did a carpy photoshop job on that picture. Where is the weird shadow thing on her head coming from?
No, see, what appears to be the leopard print BACKGROUND is, in fact, attached to her. It's part of the outfit. That's the only explanation.
That jacket looks suspiciously like it has been worn with jeans on many occasions...
her head looks like it was glued onto an oddly-proportioned body much like her own, but something is just, off about it. she looks too short. or rather, parts of her body, like her lesgs, look too short. something is wrong here, i just can't put my finger on it. (also for fear that my finger would transmit her nasy bad-dressing virus to me) i don't trust it.
My Hillary Duff, your breasts have grown.
Who stabbed la Peldon? When did this happen? Was it done by her manager as a publicity stunt?
Seriously, could someone fill me in on the details?
As for her brand new, cleaned-up look - it's all relative. She's still got a frontal wedgie, is wearing a tube top that's pulled up to show off her stomach, has a spray on tan and has oiled her boobs so they're glistening.
Does anyone else think this post goes a bit too far? I'm all for making fun of poor fashion, but the girl was stabbed for Pete's sake. Give her a bit of a break.
Smells like photoshop to me. The head doesn't match the body and the legs are too short and fat. Plus this is not anywhere near Ms. Peldon's usual level of fug, as we all have noted with dismay.
it's like nothing makes sense anymore. i feel like i'm in an episode of the twilight zone. courtney peldon dressed in a semi-tasteful express suit? what planet am i on? dogs and cats living in harmony? black is the new black?
pass the bathtub gin, girls.
The head and the body do not match. It really looks like photoshop. Or something. I think we're being punk'd.
I don't think it's photoshopped. There are more pics of her dressed like that at Getty images, including one with her big ugly boyfriend. It's got to be Peldon.
Worry not. Remember when The Hilton of Paris showed up looking quasi-demure a couple of times post-video release? She was back to the trucker hats, coochie dresses and pink Lucite four-inch heels in no time at all. Might I recommend a Seconal with the bathtub gin to get you through until she devolves?
I own that suit. Courtney's been shopping at Ann Taylor.
is it just me, or is La Peldon's head floating in front of her body?
She's the Great and Powerful Oz!
For details on the Peldon stabbing, click on Courtney Peldon to the right. It pulls up all of her Fugs.
Words have escaped me, seeing La Peldon looking somewhat normal. Pass the bathtub gin.
You know those twenty-something "models" or "actresses" or whichever euphemism for "ho" you want, whose ultimate career goal is to score a rich husband? Then they get the rich husband and decide to become "business women" even though their business is something like "dog manicure advisor" or "scarf-knotting stylist" and is 90% subsized by their husbands? But to be taken "seriously" they dress as "business women." Luckily for the fug, their inner skank is just too strong to completely contain, and hence we're treated to too much skin, or oily boobs, or orange tans.
Peldon's just riding the well-established evolution to this more "serious" phase. Next stop is an affair with the poolboy.
Is it bad that I recognized her camel toe before I'd recognized her face?
No. I just don't believe it. I am going to chalk this up to an hallucination caused by the perscription cough medicine I have been taking for the flu. Yea. That's right. It's not real. . . . . .
I'm glad she recovered from her stab wounds, and she even dyed her bandages periwinkle to wear as a tube top with her suit. But she should have skipped the Turtle Wax on her cleavage. And for heaven's sake, woman, hike up your pants!
I just read on some horror movie fan site that the news of the stabbing was a wee bit overrated. According to this site, la Peldon of Camel Toe Lane was cut on the hand by a Swiss Army knife. Painful I'm sure, but more of a "cut" than a "stabbing."
Knife wounds aside - how does she maintain so much camel toe in so many outfits without getting those itchy creepy infections my mother always warned me about? That much camel toe has got to be the equivalent of walking around in a wet bathing suit for a month in the summer.
It sort of looks like she's had some plastic surgery done. She also sort of looks like Brittany Murphy before she defugged herself.
m.
ooohhh. She's STUMPY!
now WHO is she again? i have never heard of her before seeing her first on your site... great blog by the way!
Where the &%@# is she? What's with the background -- I kind of expect her to wear the leopard. not stand in front of it
has anyone notice how really big her head is?
She looks like a Beverly Hills realtor in this outfit. It's surprisingly unfugly. Maybe she is in disguise and trying to avoid her stabber.
Oh lordy! Ms. Peldon looks very nice, aside from the ever present C-toe and Boob shine (btw BOOB SHINE?? who does that other than body builders?). Also liked the comment about rich married "hos" by Jenny! And really, although this doesn't have the screaming fug of usual Courtney Peldon ensembles, it isn't that nicely put together (shoes, bag) and still has her cheap touch.
maybe that's why she's stumpy. the constant cameltoe tension has slowly been reeling her legs up like windowshades.
i will never understand pants that squeeze around the hips/thighs and go all floppy around the lower legs, it's just not a good style, to make everyone under 6' look short with a rectangular butt.
heather had it right when she said she's a 23 who looks like a 35 year old trying to be a 19 year old. i don't like "ladies who lunch" peldon. i want "lady" who serves bikers lunch on her bare stomach peldon.
Never ever heard of the peldster before I saw her on here. She has a sister or something? And whoever commented about Paris looking all demure for a short time (around the book release, I believe) is right on the money. This will not last, Bunky Peldster will return to her old ways and once again, all will be right with the world.
There is a picture of Kelly Osborne over at Daily Celeb that I feel is Fug Worthy. It is from the Clive Davis pre-Grammy party. She's smiling (tho we'll probably never know why after seeing that get up)for the camera. Please post it and comment viciously.
We're lucky she isn't somehow dressed as a shoe.
BWAH!!!
Let's all hope and pray that La Peldon got disillusioned from her stabbing incident, got lost and somehow made her way onto Nicole Richie Drive. Here's hoping she jumps right back on that skank train and heads back here to reclaim her title of the Queen of Fug.
Jenny and Jupiter Pluvius got it right -- the business wife hos and Beverly Hills realtors often wear this look (tarted up suit, heels, hair pulled back, french manicure, full make-up, big purse). It may not be perfect but it is a HUGE improvement over her past ummm, outfits (if one can call them that).
La Pendi was the co creator of the "image of christ" fashion line that is so highly exhaulted by the media. her and this other dude.... yes, she makes outfits for OTHER people too.
Love the blog. You want to see some fugging? Check out mine at http://seancorben.blogspot.com.
Cheers,
SC
stellalafayette--
They already fugged that picture of Kelly Osbourne. Look back.
SO Donna Martin. and the shoes are SO wrong. otherwise, not too bad at all.
Along with the CT and poorly chosen accessories, her makeup also continues to be Pure Peldon.
I think she must be reading this and taking notes.
why does she have shiny boobs?
"why does she have shiny boobs?"
hidden light source in her bra. sometimes a girl just has to bring her own spotlight.
I couldn't find anything about La Peldon and a fashion line ... do you mean "Imitation of Christ"? Because she didn't have anything to do with that, I think. Or maybe you were being facetious and I totally missed the point. Either way, she looks good here.
I just really don't like her handbag of choice it's ugly.
Maybe she's getting her Fugs mixed up? Chloe Sevigny is the one that had something (whatever) to do with Imitation of Christ, not Courtney Peldon. Although they are both competing for the title of Queen of Fug.
I totally love this look.
She looks great.
I have issues with her boudoir decoration though.
How many beautiful animals had to die for that?
I can't believe no one's mentioned how strongly she resembles Tori Spelling in this picture.
Or am I the only one seeing that?
Mollie, a couple of other people mentioned it. In fact, I came here to make a comment about it, too. "Chunky Tori Spelling" is what I thought *immediately*.
Have y'all seen La Peldon's newest accessories?
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005992.html#5992