[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
How to make your own Grammy dress, courtesy of Blu Cantrell:
1) Find your grandmother's old shawl -- you know, the one she used to wear when she rocked you to sleep as a baby, and which was left to you in her will.
2) Cut that shit UP. If a garment doesn't look like a feral cat mauled you on the way to the party, then it's no good.
3) Grab that tablecloth you've always loved and wrap it around your ass. Hope fervently that it doesn't quite make it all the way around -- the better to flash some thigh, my dear.
4) Keep the tablecloth there by wrapping a swath of gold lame around your waist and safety-pinning it.
5) Sneak over to Crazy Cat Lady's house and skin twelve of her pets; stitch them into a coat/shawl type thing as carelessly as possible. It'll be fine -- she's got ten other cats, and besides, wouldn't these beasts prefer photographic immortality to a life in her stuffy old apartment, watching soap operas on the magic noise-making box and eating Friskies? So what if this coat's going to get stepped on by Kanye West and then probably sexed-on by Usher and his regular posse of eighteen, before being stuffed into the back of the closet along with all your old shirts that don't expose any of your stomach. So WHAT? It will look GREAT hanging from your arm -- kind of like you're a modern-day cavewoman.
6) Voila! Pair with aggressive earrings, and you're ready to spend the entire night tugging at various parts of your ensemble to ensure they're in place. It's every girl's dream.
You know what my mother would say about this outfit? of course you don't, so I'll tell you...
"Look that outfit has a little something for everyone!"
This is just horrible. I thought nothing could touch Ms. Jackson's hideous pink boots, but this. . . blech!
Does anyone else think the hair looks like it was strategically taped to her chest?
Just me? Okay...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL look at her face...it reminds me of like...Switchblade or something.
She's changed sooo much, I honestly didn't recognize her...I really think ignorance is bliss in this case.
"Sneak over to Crazy Cat Lady's house and skin twelve of her pets; stitch them into a coat/shawl type thing as carelessly as possible. It'll be fine -- she's got ten other cats"
I am laughing my ASS off at this. I was waiting for you to insult that ..coat... and it was worth the wait.
Her hair is clearly TUCKED into her boobs. I hope that is not intentional.
That coat, for lack of better word, does indeed look like she pinned together some Alabama road kill and slung it over her arm, while first dying her hair to match the color of the roadkill coat.
The purse is cute though. That's all I will give her.
And I like the shoes too. Come on, you gotta giver the shoes.
you girls are so hysterical the way you make fun of hurting innocent animals !!! gee--I wish I had such thoughtful funny friends like you !!
How did Blu Cantrell get an invite to the Grammys???
Or was she just there to fill the chairs?
Everything about the outfit is wrong. I really hate the hair, too. This picture is making me angry. I need a nap.
that coat is HEINOUS.
Very nice lower abs, though. Look at that Groove of Apollo.
Not that, you know, your dress SHOULD reveal your Groove of Apollo, a nicety also lost on Chiquita Shania, above.
You know, the magazines are all saying the biggest trends in the coming year are going to be metallics, crochet, fur, tiered skirts, gold lame, and big hair. I guess this woman (who is she again?) decided she'd get a jump on things by wearing them all at once. I bet during last year's "pirate chic" moment she showed up on the red carpet in an eye patch.
Maybe she was hoping to nab a spot in J-Ho's fashion show.
Before I realized who it was, I thought Beyonce had turned ugly.
yeah, how DID blu get into the grammy's?? she had to buy her ticket this year...probably sat in the nosebleed section. she is such a budget beyonce.
"My outfit? Well, they said it was the 'Grammy Awards', so I decided to dress like my Grammy."
at least this one eats what she kills and isn't staggering bobbleheaded down the carpet. although she really didn't need to bring the evidence with her.
Her eyelids look taped-on.
Whats baffling me is the smug "I know I look good" expression on her face!!! Tell me, you have ever seen someone seem so pleased with themselves?
Agreed. Nothin' worse than stank butt lookin' women who think they're all that.
PETA is SO out for her now. I'm sure she'll love the publicity.
I love me some Beyonce, but I'd like to spank her for popularizing that whole "woman-of-color-in-Pamela-Anderson-caucasian-whore-hair" phenomenon. It's a disgrace, and this bizarre little reptile has got it BAD.
Looks like Snoop Dogg's pimp friend lost one of his ho's. That is the worst weave... looks like she took a mass of Barbie Dol hair and pinned it to her dark roots...And the macrame/fiberglass curtain/gold lame vinyl barbarella dress... fugtastic!
The worst thing about this whole ensemble... her eyeshadow matches the blue macrame part of the dress, which looks like she took an old doily and stretched it out of shape to safety pin it to the curtain/belt thingy.
Dark-skinned women please take note: Blonde hair just isn't flattering on you. I say this without prejudice because I am as white as they come and there is no way that even I could pull it off. It just doesn't work on everybody.
Please just stick to the lovely darker shades that nature gave you.
something old (the whole "bellydancer" look)
something new (is that a stretch mark on her left boob?)
something borrowed (beyonce wants that weave back at midnight)
and, um, who is blu?
Methinks someone heard that Courtney Peldon was under the weather and that same person wanted to steal Peldon's crown as the reigning Queen of Fug. You better watch your back Blu Cantrell cause Peldon will be back and fuglier than ever.
Hi Fuggers!
I can't see most of the pictures (Blu Cantrell, Kelly O...), am I doing something wrong? Or are they really so hideous that you need to keep us weaker fugfans from seeing them? Please help me.
I have to say I have seen better looking CRACK-HO's up in Toronto in front of the Ramada on Jarvis! What is wrong with these women? "I want to work hard, be smart, so I can be famous and successful SO I CAN VOLUNTARILY EXPLOIT MYSELF AS A MINDLESS SEX OBJECT!"
>Dark-skinned women please take note: Blonde hair just isn't flattering on you.
I duuno. I've seen some of the Sisters look totally striking with blonde hair. Not all, but some are awesome.
Girlfriend here though looks like something from early episodes of Star Trek, doesn't she? One of those alien belly dancer chicks that get laid by Captain Kirk.
Oh my goodness. Please recommend people don't read your posts at work. I was laughing out loud at "magical noise box." It makes oral surgery patients very nervous when you have sudden outbursts.
Her facial expression scares me more than the ho-fit. Doesn't she look like she is going out to hunt down some more animals and eat their BRAINS? ***Shudder***
Oh, and Peppertree - thanks for the advice - it's just what all of us sisters need to hear. Yeah. Right. Now here is some from me to you - stating that a remark is being made without prejudice serves only to emphasize your prejudice. Get it?
Oh, and one more thing. You're wrong.
I blame Beyonce for starting this loathsome "pretty black girl with Fabio's hair" trend. It's so tacky and unflattering it's not even funny. Stop it, stop it, STOP IT.
Well I did read somewhere that Blu was a pornstar or a stripper or something.
Wow! The coat doesn't even look sewed together. It looks like a pile of bodies. She could be a trapper coming home from a long day of collecting carcasses. She's probably got a tangle of leg traps under there.
Yay! Ashy feets.
AAAAHHHHH!!!!! It's attacking you, it's attacking you!
ok yah the dress sucks but the blue top part would make a fabulous bikini if it had matchin bottoms
I swear I looked at that picture the first time and had to take another look. I thought she had brought a kid with her and dressed him up in fur. Or she just brought her dog.
Her boobs.
Tell me they don't look like bruised mangos.
fuck off you bitchs blu is too good for you. you have no wright to say those things about blu she is x10,000 better than any of you slags. listen to your selves you think your better than blu but your no.t so face facts bitchs yo can't touch this cuz shes too hot for you! you are all so jelous,lol you people are so SAD it's unbelievable. you sit here slagging off celebs cuz you think your better. who the fuck are you..oh yeah..i know..NOBOADYS SO GET A FUCKING home/?urlref=http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=daily+celebs&spell=1LIFE AND LEAVE BLU CANTRELL ALONE!