Grammy Fug Carpet: Lisa Marie Presley

She so borrowed that one from Britney Spears. The thing is, if it didn't look good on the poptart, why did she think it would look good on her?

Do I see BIG WHITE PANTIES (oh mama) underneath the shroud - or am I just imagining that? What's with the puss face?

Who on earth is selling these things to these poor women?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/DailyCeleb2165332.jpg

Britney is wearing that dress's ugly cousin in the above photo. Not that either women (or anyone) can pull that look off. Yikes.

As Elvis would say, "You ain't nothing but a hound dog"

*screech* My eyes!! What is going on with her upper legs, under the fringe?!

No wonder she looks angry. She must be freezing with the lack of proper clothing and all that. I hope she knows that is extremely unattractive, because, you know. It is.

Did NO ONE dress right at the Grammys this year?!?!?!?!

She sort of reminds me of a lampshade that belongs in a whore house circa 1878. Why would she do that?

I think she wore it to prove that she has lost some weight. What I want to know is what are the things around her thighs and waist underneath the dress? Is it the beginning and end of a girdle?

"Reporting for duty, SIR!" Honest ta God, LMP, if you can't smile, at least put on some rouge and lipstick to approximate facial features.

Maybe I'm totally out of step here...but don't pantyhose or some kind of leg covering really help what's going on with her knees? They look really bony but sorta pudgy at the same time.

The first thing I thought of as I scrolled down this picture was the leg lamp in the 80s movie, "A Christmas Story." (You can actually buy those things at redriderleglamp.com...looks like Lisa Marie bought two of 'em.)

oooo, look, it's Mr. Parker's "Major Award" a la A Christmas Story....That lampshade was too top heavy for the leg to support--I fear Lisa Marie's will suffer a similar collapse.

Correction to above: that's redriderleglamps.com (with an "s")

Who's Daddy's little giggle-bunny!

last night as my pookie and I were watching, I so called that the dress was pure, unadulterated FUG. Imagine my pleasure when I click the link and it is the first thing that appears! I do not know all about body styles and such like the pros Heather and Jessica, but this dress is just plain wrong for her. And so is how angry she has been looking lately. She looks so much better when she smiles. It reminds me of that Seinfeld episode with the woman that is ugly in different light. Can't remember the name.

My question is this: How does one manage to look like a schoolmarm while wearing a see-through dress? Lisa Marie has the answer.

I suggest losing another 10 to 15 pounds. And I wouldn't be showing those legs unless I wanted to be mistaken for a transvestite.

WHY is this person even ATTENDING awards shows? And I, too, am sick of that pouty face. Smile, damnit.

Here I thought last night, as she was standing behind the podium, "Boy, she looks nice, for once!" Guess I should have waited to see the whole ensemble, before opening my mouth.

I like this down to the waist--the neckline suits her. The rest is TEH FUG.

"Hot Bisexual Model", I think there are a lot of clothes in the world that would look great on LMP at this weight. However, this dress is not among them.

WTF? Her brief marriage to that freak Michael Jackson must've really warped her brain even further.

At least her face looks good. No?

The world is her gynecologist.

I love this dress because it really is a perfect storm of fugliness!!! Everything about it (the lace! the tassels! the length! the translucent panels!) just combines together perfectly and seamlessly to give lovers of fug much more than they could ever have hoped for in a single outfit. Thank you Lisa-Marie, we are eternally grateful! If it wasnt for you we'd never have known!

Just proves that you can take the trash out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash....

(...and puh-leeze spare me the history lesson of "Nuh-uh, Elvis dint grow up in no trailer park", mmmkay?)

Surely you jest! Lisa Marie looks as ravishing as lil Miss Britney looked at her totaly classy wedding to Mr. "fend-for-the-trust-fund-Kori-is-first-in line-erline." Monique LaWHORE gowns add a touch of class! (just don't touch them with out a condom or you might contract a case of Gutter Slutt!) The symptoms are like a case of Cristina mixed with the delusion of," My name is Ashley Simpson and I have talent!

Thank you very much for knowing that this is truly a fugly dress - eonline actually gave this dress 3 stars
http://www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Grammys2005/FashionPolice/index9.html
(But then again they give many fugly outfits high stars)

On Access Hollywood last night, they described this outfit as "stunning." I had a mini-stroke. No wonder celebrities dress this way - people keep telling them how great they look. Someone, probably a handler, actually said to Lisa Marie, "Sweetie, you've never looked better," before she left the house in that outfit. People accuse this site of being cruel, but I say it's the only reality check Hollywood has. Thank you, Heather and Jessica, for helping to stop the insanity.

When was the last time this woman smiled? Seriously, I can't remember seeing a picture of her smiling - ever. If she hates going out in public, she just shouldn't.

Lisa, baby, stay home, live off the King's money and find something to do that actually makes you laugh once and a while. Because, for the love of God, red carpets certainly aren't doing it for you.

If you guys don't stop fugging Lisa Marie, she is sooooooo going to beat you up.:)

She has that raw blowsie look that can only come from too many swigs of whiskey straight out of the bottle. jesus H. another sadassed too rich MF who needs a goddamn job. I'm telling you, these people need to WORK. Get their hands dirty! get back to the soil and all that.

This woman looks sexy as hell in a black pants suit with an open white blouse, like in her video, I think she wore something like that, with her hair down, I might add. This cheesey tart act is way to feminine for the ultra cool and attitude of Lisa-Marie.
What is with all these chicks doing the thousands of dollars dresses then putting their hair in a go-to-the-gym ponytail lately? Anyone else picking up on that?

Another Eastern European dismounts....the tension mounts as she waits for her scores.

A perfect score will mean three square meals a day for Lisam Arie Presleyjacksonofabitch's family
of twelve, a new coat of lead-based paint for her coldwater flat,
and a twelve less hours of work her ailing mother at the yugo factory.

Anything less and the beatings will resume - followed by another growth hormone cycle.

And she was so careful to shave the sideburns for this event.

Her legs look awful and she should really have gotten someone with taste to choose and outfit for her.

I meant an, stupid typo!.

sun...light...ever heard of any? and since when has LMP adopted this apparent identity crisis of a really pissed off woman dressing man? and what's with the mid-section...yuck...black is *slimming* not a frickin' weight loss plan

Man, look where she belongs. She's Elvis daughter. Soooo NO compare. SHE IS THE BEST.