Grammy Telecast: Fug Stefani

The woman frightens me. She's so full of herself.

Geeenius commentary on this one, kids. Geeenius. I don't know how you two come up with such wonderful analysis of this stuff. Just gifted, I guess.

I kept think, certainly, she is not doing a cover of a song from "Fiddler on the Roof" .... AND YET!

I could not look away from the gloves, they were freaking gi-normous.

Also, I think she should be forced to legally change her name to "Ms. Love Angel Music Fugly" because that? Is g-d damn brilliant!

Gwen Stefani has lost her mind. Gwen, it's called "GROWING OLD" and you should accept it. Besides, 35 isn't old -- so just get over it Gwennie. You're scaring the kids...

Oh. My. God. What happened to the crazy, quirky, but never scary Gwen Stephani I used to know and love. Clearly, she's going through some sort of inner turmoil that has managed to manifest itself in the disaster that is her wardrobe. It's a sad day when my once lovely Gwen is shown up by Eve of all people. Really, Eve looks better than you Gwen. I consider that a cry for help. I never post. Mostly, I lurk. I'm a lurker. I like lurking. However, I just couldn't let this go by without the requisite words of mourning. I miss her pink hair. I miss when her music was good. I miss when she didn't have her own fashion line, thereby forfieting all rights to common (and fashion) sense.

Did Anyone notice how her shoes made her walk like she had painful genital warts? And, yes, I think it's pretty serious to out-fug Eve, a woman who has pawprint tattoos on her boobies.

You're being much too kind!

Her outfit looks like one of those rag-rugs/potholders they make the retards weave at summer camp out of ripped up teeshirts and used polyester grandma pants.

Isn't her "husband" bi/gay? Can't he start picking her clothes out for her? She has obviously gone blind...

oy vey! i know pirates were hot a year or so ago, but sweetie, dressing up like the rear admiral for chi chi la rue's new opus, butt pirates of the caribbean, is such a mistake.

please, please, please stop or otherwise you're going to get the yakuza on your ass for scaring the beejesus out of the Harajuku girls.

Oh. Dear. Do the white strings remind anyone else of straggly pubes?

If she would maybe stop bleaching her hair and doing the awful hair,makeup,clothing, she would maybe be pretty. Her husband, Gavin from Bush, is amazingly hot. It's a mystery to me how he stays with her looking like that.

Oh my god, I hate her so much. She used to be so beautiful and original and talented, now she's just like a parody of herself, singing about designer clothes and how rich she is. Have you HEARD that godawful 'Harajuku Girls' song? The lyrics are actually something like, 'You got that wicked style, I like the way thatchoo ARE, I am your biggest FAN.' Gwen, Harajuku girls look like a mall threw up on them. Get over it.
Creative bankruptcy, anyone?

I think Gwen just has issues because Gavin's got a love child. A love child that's 16.

Uh. Mah. Gah.

I don't blame the guys in No Doubt for hating her.

Style Icon? Bwhahahaha...right. And I'm the Queen of England!

Is she trying to sell her clothing line to blind customers?

You know, I LOVE GWEN. She is totally cool, super brave and living her life the way she wants. I agree the shredded pirate wasn't her best choice, but she still looked HOT. ANd she does need to put on 10 lbs. But she has admitted openly to feeling intense pressure to be thin. So Big Upps to my girl...re-think the costumes and rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To whomever made the comment about how she might be pretty with different hair and makeup, I say nary. I know a band that toured with No Doubt and they said she is so frightening without makeup it's not even funny. I think all that makeup piled on is a courtesy to us. I cannot even comment on the outfit as I never thought she looked good ever, from her Dickies-n-Bindis era to her present stint as some blind, insane, burlesque dancer strung out on meth.

Gwen Stefani does Cap'n Crunch.

Yeah, plus she weighs about 77 pounds. I miss her abs before they were Attack of the Ribs.

with that hair, she looks more like MARTHA WASHINGTON to me...

She bought that shirt at Adam Ant's garage sale. It looked sexier on him.

She's far too mature (and when I say MATURE it's because I'm trying to be nice by not saying OLD) to keep dressing the way she does. And her songs and lyrics are juvenile.

Gwen, you're not 16, sweetie. You need to grow up and turn your wardrobe down a notch.

Didn't she used to be cute and fun? When did she start taking herself so seriously?

All I want to know is, what the hell is that freaky little red crotch adornment that is (failing to) keep up the shredded diaper/halter-top?

And that is a tweed bra. A TWEED BRA.

This from the Gwen fan? Not good. Not good, I say.

Those gloves with that blouse? Forget pirates, she's channelling David Bowie as Jareth the goblin king in "Labyrinth". Fugly - you say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? Well now we have this pic to refer to. Thanks a million, Gwen.

Wait a minute..is that a shirt?! I thought she had the distinct misfortune of being hit by a freak drive-by toilet papering.

I am so glad that I am not the only one who thinks that paying four Asian girls to hang out with you is stupid. Who came up with that idea?

oh shit. where's her left arm?????

What do you get when you cross Madonna with Johnny Depp?
Gwennie at the Grammys! I will excuse the hair, I can even excuse the bitchin jacket but the sheer swaddling situation that was happening over her pelvis was less than attractive. dare I say? Fugging fuggly. Gwen if you insist on being a pirate, you are going to have to plunder more than what little gold Eve chose to wear as a dress. When you look in the mirror and say to yourself, "I don't need pants, I'll just pin the tips of my shirt to my crotch,I'm creative!", replace that statement with, "Since I am a Rich Girl....... I will buy myself a friggin pair of pants!" I don't even give a crap if they are fuggly!Just as long as they are there!

I respect Gwen, I think the girl knows exactly how to get her people talking about her. If it takes a pirates outfit, so be it. In any case she's selling records, even if they are inspired by Tevye Der Milchecher.

http://applesandbanoonoos.blogspot.com/

anyone else thinks she looks a little like anna nicole smith!? no? just me? someone please tell me i'm not the only one!!!

Please leave her alone.

Yes, the outfit is insanely fugly. I can forgive her for it. What I can't forgive her for doing is murdering "If I Were A Rich Man". My ears bleed every time it comes on.
If you'll just erase that song from history, Gwen, you can wear whatever you want. Promise. Even Seinfeld's puffy shirt after the bobcat attack.

Yarr!

Splitting with Gavin has obviously made her take leave of her senses. It's all very well to be edgy and playful, but deranged is something entirely different. She looks like an escapee from Charenton (I think it's the white wig and shredded loincloth actually).

I miss my first impression of her, little wife beaters, plaid punk pants, Betty Page bangs, she was Rockabilly icing on a Ska cake. So original, so cool, so cute. Look what Hollywood and success have done to her. I hope she has the good sense to take a good hard look at things and go back to being who she really is, an awesome cool punk chick.

There is NOTHING not funny about this post. NOTHING. I am in complete hysterics and think this is your BEST work to date. Instant CLASSIC! I'm memorizing every word and chanting it continuously in the lotus position until nirvana overtakes me.

Some people are sacred and un-fuggable. Gwen is one such person!
It doesn't matter to me what she is wearing or doing, she is always the ultimate in beauty, style, talent, originality - all that good stuff! So back off Gwen!!!!

I bet that Tony guy is all, "Daaaaamn. Dodged that bullet, huh?"

I used to love Gwen's style - not my cup of tea - but unique and fun and all hers. I am not sure what the hell she is on now - maybe all of that starvation has effected her style she looks like she is wearing an outfit based on a hallucination.

And oh yeah ---- I HATE THAT FUCKIN' SONG!

I don't know about her being all that skeletal. Take a look at this shot:

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=52193032&cdi=0

I'd say her legs looked pretty normal. Thin, but certainly not in the realm of Ms. Crow. But pants would definitely be an improvement.

the pirate outfit is fugly indeed, but that was just for the performance. didn't you guys see her on the red carpet? i think she looked really good there!
http://www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Grammys2005/FashionPolice/index2.html
people, think before you fug!

I like Gwen. So many celebrities look bored as shit but she looks like she's having fun with her solo gig. She just does whatever the hell she wants and sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but she never looks boring and she never looks like anyone else. I also think she's beautiful - with or without makeup. She's definitely lost a bit too much weight, but damn, I'd kill to have legs like that.

dang, my friend is gwen's stylist. i apologize.

ahoy, matees!

Actually, what Gwen is trying to do, I think, is mimic the way Orthodox Jewish men dress (those strings she has hanging from her crotch are supposed to be the fringe from a prayer shawl).

http://www.grosscatholic.org/home/activities/arts/Fiddler%20on%20the%20Roof/fiddler.gif

http://www.thetheatrecompany.org/fid11.jpg

Frankly, I find it offensive.

Well if all you peeps hate "If I Were a Rich Girl" song, then you need to take it up with Dr. Dre, b/c he's the one who produced it and urged her to write it. He be the one who sampled the song. Go on and email him and tell him all about your bloody ears. He'll be waiting in his bitchin' crib in Malibu counting his buckets of paper.

ROCK ME AMADEUS!!!

What Carlie said--she's parodying the Orthodox Jewish "ritual garment". Not funny, not cool, and absolutely not attractive.

Sarah, if Dr. Dre told you to put together a mash-up of the "McDonald's Is Your Kind of Place" theme, would you do it? Because I know I wouldn't.

I used to love Gwen Stefani, but that "If I Were A Rich Girl" has made me hate her forever.

And what is it with Dr. Dre and musicals? "Fiddler on the Roof"..."Annie"...what's next? 50 Cent does "The Sound of Music"?

Could it be that Dr. Dre is actually Ge?

What's particularly tragic is that her song is actually covering a cover-- there was a reggae-style dance song out about 8 or 9 years ago that was exactly the same. It was popular on NYC radio.

Everything about this outfit-- and anything Harajuku related-- is so fug.

...but, damn, that Eve looks fine, though!

As I sit here wiping the tears away, all I can say is Heather...brilliant.

and LOL ...50 Cent does "The Sound of Music"?

she's nananananananaing to the banque.

Oddly, the picture you posted is the best looking one I've seen.

"She seems happy about joining Sheryl Crow in the new "I'm A Twiggy, Muscular Shadow Of My Former Already-Thin Self"

Didn't you know? Skelatal is the new black. Coming soon to a shopping mall near you.

This is going to sound horrible, but...
The first thing that I thought of when I saw my beloved Gwen's outfit was:
Those are the world's biggest genital warts!

Oh, thank god other people think her Harajuku girls are lame. I mean, how pretentious is it to constantly have a posse of them with you? It's not cool, it's not Hollywood, it's not hip. It just makes you look like a complete asshole. I hope Gwen finds her way back soon, because she so very recently rocked. This Rich Girl song is atrocious, as are her clothes of late, but she hasn't fallen very far. She can still climb back out!

"...what's next? 50 Cent does "The Sound of Music"?"

That is so funny.

I can see it now:
"unngh..Do..unngh..Re..unngh..Me"

I wonder if 50 would wear leiderhosen at the grammys? It would have to look better than whatever it is Gwen's wearing.

Does anyone know where I can find video of this performance?

Molly: On the right hand side, further down:

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1496909/02132005/keys_alicia.jhtml

To all those who declare Gwen sacred: please. If Jesus Christ wore this outfit, the Pope himself would fug him. Nobody and nothing is sacred when it comes to this level of hideousness.

God, what HAPPENED to cute little Gwen? It's like some horrible haute cou-fug demon possessed her and sucked all the sense right out of her skull. Gah.

If she tries to bring back the bustle I will personally hunt her down and kick her ass.

"But [Eve] looks fine, if a little bit overeager for somebody to use her birth canal as a periscope (I hear if you look up it, you actually end up seeing things through her eyes)."

In all the fugging of Gwen, I forgot to applaud this genius piece of comedic writing. Heather, you are my idol. You write the things that other people don't dare think. Bless you.

is it just me or is Gwen looking like a love child of Lucille Ball and Anna Nicole Smith?

I miss the old Gwen who looked healthy and quirky...now it's skinny and scary

Holy Jumpin' Jesus. I had to take two Seconal and chug a Bacardi Breezer to get polluted enough to get this vision out of my head Sunday night. I must now head to the medicine cabinet again, or perhaps call Sistah Fergie and bogart somma what she got.

Actually the Rich Girl song is partly a cover of a dancehall hit from the early 90s.

Eve has the most amazing legs and I like her hair color.

Gwen? Never was a fan, always thought she looked foolish 90% of the time. Bout time somebody recognized...

Wasn't the Lady Marmalade looks so over a few years ago? I thought Xtina took it to the highest level but Gwen seems to think a comeback is in the making. When will her hair fall out from the excessive bleaching?

I think Gwen has her own style and it is actually really cool. She isn't afraid to dress how she feels or whatever. At least she isn't following the same trends as the rest of the celebs. Plus who wants to see the same thing everytime they see a magazine or whatever.

Variety is the spice of life if you dont like it go on to something or someone else you all should make your own fashion statements be a lil brave people and stop bitchin bout what she is wearin look at yourself and bitch for not havin much else of a life than to nit-pick someone elses style

Go easy, people. She is on stage, performing. The clothes are a COSTUME. It's not like she wears this stuff out to the shops.

Performing, yes, but for whom? In front of what audience did she think it would be appropriate to strut pantsless? With a fringed crotch? And an effing tweed bra? While singing butchered show tunes? Costume is one of the kindest words that I can think of for this...this...fug up.

Why is this woman so desperately crave a gimick? It seems to get progessively more bizarre, too. First there was the forehead jewelry, no biggie, then the pink hair, a little stranger but not too bad, but now this whole "Tokyo" get-up, though the fashionistas I've seen in Tokyo tend to look a lot more adorable and a lot less... half-naked. (PS, self-riteousness over a comedy blog makes me giggle)

"...George Washington, rolling in after a night on the moonshine and drunkenly wondering where he left his pantaloons." Hee! Priceless! As for Gwen, she looks like she was styled by someone who's seen The Bounty one too many times. There's so much to fug about here, but I think it all boils down to the gloves. Without them, the outfit would be funny, but with them it's just Hella Stupid.

Sure it a wierd, fugly kind of costume Gwen is wearing and she's being stupid by slowly starving herself, and you have a right to not be a fan of hers but seriously you do need to not go so overboard with the criticism.

The top half of Eve's dress looks great but the skirt is evil since it is creating bunching but other than that Eve looks healthy and glowing.

This is a costume, too:

http://chaplain.southern.edu/gallery/clowns2_04/images/clown%20ministries%20007.jpg

Maybe we'll see Gwen parading around in this. Let's just hope next time she leaves the lace yeast infection at home.

personally I think she looks great. It's a stage outfit, people, it's not supposed to look like something you could wear for a date, or out to lunch. And as such, it's supposed to be outrageous/eccentric/bizarre. I think it's pretty hot and it suits Gwen's style.
This is a great site and you girls come up with great, witty comments, but methinks you're a tad too conservative and overly critical of anyone who doesn't dress like People magazine's idea of the outfit of the week. You've fugged a few people whose only 'sin' is originality...

"Go easy, people. She is on stage, performing. The clothes are a COSTUME. It's not like she wears this stuff out to the shops."

Actually, I think this is the kind of stuff that she wears when she goes to shops. She's one of those annoying people who thinks she dresses creatively, but she's really dressed like she just escaped from the asylum/Davey Jones's Locker.

Ugh.

I'm pretty sure even her paid Harajuku girls make fun of her clothing behind her back.

I AM THE DREAD PIRATE STEFANI! THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS!

Love, love, love the commentary. You kick Joan & Melissa Rivers' ass! One thing about our pal Gwen. I would KILL for those legs. Otherwise I'm all harijuku-d out.

So, for all the folks getting riled up about the "it's just a costume" business...if it is just a costume (which I'm willing to run with) then what does it matter that people make fun of it. If I saw someone in a giant hotdog costume on the street (which I have) then I would make fun of that costume as well (which I did). I don't think anyone means that Gwen is a horrible person, just that that is a horrible outfit. Costume. Whatever. And she could use a carb.

She admits to starving herself... she gains and loses weight quickly, and in order to stop people from posting nasty comments about her weight gain, she stays slim. Get off it. She gorgeous and talented, as well as confident, not cocky. Everyone makes wardrobe mistakes but if someone was riding you all the time about what you wore, how much you weighed, or how to wear your hair, don't you think you would come off un-fazed in order to hide what you are really struggling with? She looks good, and doing what she loves. Respect her for that, not degrade her.

If you're asking us to respect Gwen for starving herself, you might be waiting a while. Her outfit is ugly, and was thus mocked. That's what this site is all about, right? That's why I come here.

Hey, Clare, that's my name, too! And I spell it that way! And I don't think anyone should starve themselves or be encouraged to starve themselves or be congratulated for it! Are we the same person? Did I post without knowing it? Am I crazier than I think I am?
Damn, it might be time to up the meds again.

lace yeast infection- hahahaha

i have ALWAYS hated her, with her whiney-i-sing-through-my-nose style and fruitcake husband. she looks like a total idiot.

She looks like she is covered with wet toliet paper - never a good look.

I miss hot, fit, fierce, strong, sexy Gwen from the "Just a Girl" and "Spiderwebs" videos. In my mind's eye that's how I am really supposed to look.

If she didn't want people to comment on her clothing then she wouldn't be wearing them IN PUBLIC. At an awardss show. On television. Hello!?!

Uh... The whole POINT of this outstandingly fun blog is to MAKE SNARKY OF CELEBRITIES' FASHION CHOICES. Obviously you missed the memo. Perhaps www.fanboi.com would be a better choice for you, hmmm?

Eve looks so hot! She seems to have lost some weight, hope she doesn't lose anymore because she looks great. Everything has all ready been said about Gwen. I am not sure if I love her or hate her. It seems like she is going through that "I dress crazy and am so creative" stage I went through at 15. Very odd. And I thought her and Gavin were still together right?

"I AM THE DREAD PIRATE STEFANI! THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS!"

oh, yeeeees, yeeees. I will be saying that all night. I will, of course, insert my own name and run around the house with a fake sword (or light saber - whichever is handy). This blog keeps me amused when I'm online and off.

OK-I like the song...but...having 4 Asian chicks follow you everywhere is wierd. The fact that she even states in the song that she can't wait to go to Japan and pick up some new fans-oy vay. Harajuku girls are a sad imitation of stupid early 90's goth kids. And why oh why does she get thinner and her boobs get bigger? I think she is becoming Anna Nicole.

Na na na na na Trimspa baby na na na na

I used to look up to Gwen, but she's been looking so anorexic-thin and her fashion (once so wonderful and unique) is now like a homeless person-meets-Erykah Badu. Terrible. I never thought I'd see the day Gwen became physically disgusting, but she's repulsively hideous now.

This site attracts the best commenters EVER.

Thank you Smarter Than I Look, I could not have said it better.

Heather and Jessica - I think we need some anti-Troll spray because they seem to be multiplying again! I will never understand why some people post on this blog when they obviously miss the point of the whole exercise.

actually, it wasn't a vulture that attacked her, it was a falcon. you did notice the gloves, right? well, those are special gloves worn for falconry. when working with falcons, it's very important to keep them the right weight as they are birds of prey and if they are properly fed, they're too heavy to attack every goddamned thing. apparantly, she wasn't feeding them enough and they seem to have turned on her.

Wait... so let me get this straight... the point of this blog is to put down people who are in the public eye, successful, and happy with themselves, knowing that these people will probably never read it, and you are doing this for fun? You make fun of anything you can about them because it makes you feel better? Or Cool? Hmmm... interesting way to spend your time...

Right, Stefi. I mean, it's not like you're here reading the comments. Thank you for putting us in our place, but I'm sure you have better things to do with you time, like stalk the cast of "One Tree Hill."

By the way, there's nothing "daring" or "awesome" about using asian women as props and this broad hasn't done anything interesting since 1996.

"Right, Stefi. I mean, it's not like you're here reading the comments. Thank you for putting us in our place, but I'm sure you have better things to do with you time, like stalk the cast of One Tree Hill. "

Encyclopeida Brown, this is the first time I thank someone for making coffee shoot up my nose! Muahahahahaha!!! Thank you, babe! Aw, poor wittle "Stefi" is offended.

What happened? I mean No Doubt was almost a good band and then a coupla years ago i see gwennie in some shameful rap video and now she's, um, I don't know....I mean she even sang on with Sublime!

Big Bruvas already did Sound of Music.
Although I thinks Cats is looking ripe for a ghetto-fabulous sampling. Scissor Sisters could do Rum Tum Tugger but that actually might just come out fabulous.

I totally love Gwen, but.... does anyone else think that using asian girls as props is well... icky??

What's with all of the Trolls?
PEOPLE! TAKE YOUR MEDS! Your psychiatrist perscribed them to you for a reason! Is it Personality Disorder Coming Out Week?

PS: PD's, technically, are NOT mental illnesses.

Okay...I'm muslim, so I wear a headscarf. I look different from everybody else here in the Bible belt. I expect people to stare and make comments. Why? Because I look strange to them. Duh! Evolution works. Those who are different may be dangerous, so natural selection favored those who comformed to group norms.
It doesn't bother me.
What's that old saying? "There is no such thing as bad publicity, as long as they spell your name right."

Well, remember, Stefi is the same person who said we should respect Gwen for looking good and admitting that she starves herself. Methinks she took a dose of whatever drug made Gwen think dressing like this was a good idea. My guess is crystal meth.

Claire: You are absolutly correct!

Cryastal Meth does have some added benefits:
Makes you thin
Rots out your teeth
Erodes your long term memory- which would explain a great deal!

Kisses! :-)

I think she is dressing like a drag queen to keep her husband pleased and interested. Since he likes guys who look like girls. More could be said, but you have said it all. Thank you for seeing what I saw all along. Good Voice, but she always needs a gimmick to get your attention.

Came across this link somewhat randomly. It's amazing how much judging is going on here! So many negative vibes, why? I hope each of the judges aren't as harsh with everybody else, including themselves. Ouch!

Dear Hasn't- a- Clue,

Okay.... for about the 20th time on this picture alone:
Judging celeberties' fashion choices is the ENTIRE POINT of this uberfunny website!

Just like on TWoP, Pleae read the entire thread for each picture BEFORE you post.

Don't you have a fab gay best friend/ drag queen best friend to dish with? If you are sadly lacking in that department, then THIS is the place.

If you don't even know what "snark" means - then GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE.

I think all of the rappers should be killed.

TWOP and Fashion Police's bastard child is Go Fug Yourself. AND I LOVE IT.

In defense (defence? Yo, canada...) of Gweni: she's the only stateside chic that nails that kind of nutty japanese girl/cosplay kinda style. It's fricking nuts-- western style regurgated back at us. I dig it. And sh!t, do we really want our rock/pop stars all going hollywood/safe/stepford/glamazon on us? Have the recent Oscars (snore, mermaid hems, prom dress, zzzz) taught us nothing? Titty tats? Crazy ass pirate drag? BRING IT ON. More fuel for the snarkage. Argh, matey.

And the whole jewish prayer shawl thing? REACHING, people. Put down the pipe. Seriously, I don't think Gwen consciously or not is referrencing Fiddler's original source material.

Now, if Eve's sporting a golden yarmulka to match the dress, you're on to something.

My story is a bit darker. I brought my grandmother's '80 Nova in for an emissions/safety inspection. Suddenly there's all sorts of shit wrong with the car. Brake pads worn out, engine needs to be "defibrillated", chromoly seal on the flux capacitor is cracked, the cummins gasket is warped, exhaust manifold is busted. So Jerry gives my granny the damage. $21000 for the parts and labor. My poor grandmother went down there by herself to pay out of her retirement fund but Jerry and his wrenches get a better idea. Jerry asks for a round of slob jobs in the back and he'll drop $500 off the top. So granny pockets her dentures and commences to suck greasy dick for a measly 5 bills. Jerry himself slapped her around with his cock, and then cashed the check 30 minutes after she left. Of course none of the supposed work was done on her car and it still ran like shit. In fact, we found that one of Jerry's boys had pinched a meaty loaf of shit in the trunk as a way of saying "thanks for the memories". What a class act. Burn in fucking hell Jj.

=|

If Eve weren't standing next to Gwen, we'd be complaining a bit louder about the I'm-Just-Pulling-My-Bra-Down-To-My-Knees-And-Letting-It-Slide-Back-Up dress. But, oh, Gwen, darling, I thought I did a bad job attaching lace to my pirate shirt twenty seconds before leaving to go trick-or-treating.

When I was a kid, I guess there was nobody we were more afraid of than old Mr. Jennings. Our parents told us to stay away from his house, but we wouldn't listen. We'd get mannequin heads and paint them up to look like us, then hold them up over the edge of the fence. Sure enough, he'd blow them apart every time with his high-powered rifle.
To this day, I still feel kinda bad about teasing him like that.

OMG! I love Gwen Stefani's style. Are you kidding me? ugh. I love her updo in the "Rich girl" video. and how she pairs white and black strips with knee length pants and glam and eveything. Her style is awesome. Ga u are a loser...

"I miss her pink hair. I miss when her music was good."

Hello, shabbychic? Gwen's had platinum blond hair before she had it pink. I take it you became a fan during Return to Saturn. Yeah, No Doubt's had a new take on their music that time, the songs had "sexier" lyrics, but Gwen's singing was better, and definitely took more talent, before that (think vocal rips in Tragic Kingdom and before that, the song Trapped in a Box, which represents, for me, the purest form of Gwen's voice, wonder if she can still sing that way.) But Gwen is a very conventional girl despite her unconventional work (and ways). She's very submissive to Gavin, I think. And in her own way, would like to keep his attention. Face it. Gwen can't be a Jessica Simpson (for lack of a better contrasting example that I can think of now). Her winsomeness is part of her charm. Accept it.

Jerry in San Diego, you are wrong. You are also dimwitted, socially inept, unscrupulous, unfaithful, immoral and a winebibber. However for the purposes of this post, I will concentrate on wrong.
Pepper Davies and I are two different people. I have posted under many nome de plumes, scoreboard, grinning reaper and Udont are simply the last few. Easy Ed and kirkegaard are some of my earlier work. It is not linear, I am the chameleon od smack. I dabble in different smack stylings. Peppers style is more urbane, gritty. Pepper is a 147mm howitzer, I am a high powered scoped rifle, trigger pulled with a velvet glove. A case of Chateau' noif du pop is on its way to Peppers stucco ranch as we speak. Perhaps a six of domestic brew is making its way to my tastefully upscale bungalow. We will see.
We are different Sunburst Jerry. You inhabit this board to fill a void caused by lonliness. Lonliness caused by the choices you have made in life. The choice to pickle yourself in cheap booze, to trifle with horrific ghastly women and to glom onto those you admire like the stench of a cheap cigar. This has left you, to use a phrase, "in a van down by the river". You plead for companionship via e-mail, phone calls or even a note tied to a brick. Absent of these you will accept abuse posted on an internet board. At least we know your name right Sunburst Jerry? In your mind at least, you will not die a nobody.
I dont need your friendship, accolades or recognition. You are a dog that I kick every now and then because....well...because I just fucking want to. When I tire of you, like I have Mr. Koncurat, I will move on.
This nugget about a tryst with the hideous Ms. Sheranian I will explore in detail the following few days. Your love affair with the bottle, your failed family situation, your close friendships with the ex-staff of KWUN and your blue-collar grease under the fingernails "career" are also grist for the smack mill.
IM PUTTING ON MY MARINE ISSUE BOOTS.....BRING IN THE ROSE CANYON MUTT!!!!!!!

Jerry in San Diego, you are wrong. You are also dimwitted, socially inept, unscrupulous, unfaithful, immoral and a winebibber. However for the purposes of this post, I will concentrate on wrong.
Pepper Davies and I are two different people. I have posted under many nome de plumes, scoreboard, grinning reaper and Udont are simply the last few. Easy Ed and kirkegaard are some of my earlier work. It is not linear, I am the chameleon od smack. I dabble in different smack stylings. Peppers style is more urbane, gritty. Pepper is a 147mm howitzer, I am a high powered scoped rifle, trigger pulled with a velvet glove. A case of Chateau' noif du pop is on its way to Peppers stucco ranch as we speak. Perhaps a six of domestic brew is making its way to my tastefully upscale bungalow. We will see.
We are different Sunburst Jerry. You inhabit this board to fill a void caused by lonliness. Lonliness caused by the choices you have made in life. The choice to pickle yourself in cheap booze, to trifle with horrific ghastly women and to glom onto those you admire like the stench of a cheap cigar. This has left you, to use a phrase, "in a van down by the river". You plead for companionship via e-mail, phone calls or even a note tied to a brick. Absent of these you will accept abuse posted on an internet board. At least we know your name right Sunburst Jerry? In your mind at least, you will not die a nobody.
I dont need your friendship, accolades or recognition. You are a dog that I kick every now and then because....well...because I just fucking want to. When I tire of you, like I have Mr. Koncurat, I will move on.
This nugget about a tryst with the hideous Ms. Sheranian I will explore in detail the following few days. Your love affair with the bottle, your failed family situation, your close friendships with the ex-staff of KWUN and your blue-collar grease under the fingernails "career" are also grist for the smack mill.
IM PUTTING ON MY MARINE ISSUE BOOTS.....BRING IN THE ROSE CANYON MUTT!!!!!!!

It is not morning now. That is because the sun is down. I have switched to Irish coffee. When the sun is down it gets dark. Unless you turn a light on. Do any of you scrotes have lights? (Not Likely) When this darkness goes away it will be morning. I always have more enlightenment to share with EVERYONE. Even the snotty nosed teens on mommies computer. Especially you youngsters. Once I thought this.
OMYASS: What a lame post! If you were lucky enough to go to Kay's wake, I'm glad for you. We went back some 20 plus years. I couldn't get anyone to cover my store so I could go, but I lit a candle and said a prayer out of her faiths bible...no, I don't know how to spell "Koran". That said, ass-stench, you gonna show up at Martins Chat this Wed at 8pm? Rick/amused came out of the closet...you willing to do the same? I only work til noon on Sat's, but I will check in. Your 'ol lady told me you slobber on you pillows...is that true? Opps! I forgot.I wasn't supposed to mention it. I'm sorry, Enid, for pulling the covers.

Deep thinking is a forte of mine. After my head was placed in a vice this is what I thought.

Okay, OMYASS, Here goes: I admit my blunger about the Koran vs. Torah. I had a customer in getting a trans oil change the day of Kays wake. I mentioned the loss I was feeling, and he got his Koran out if the truck, and I found an prayer that applied to her passing. I doubt any "Maker" would of objected to the words I said. In every sect, every church I've ever been in, they all agree in one thing: Do onto others...My mistake was only in posting something so personal in this site, NOT in the prayer/candel. My love for Kay will always be, and I doubt she gives a shit about where the prayer came from...only that it came from an old friend.

Snappy brilliant comebacks are another of my qualities.

To Jerry:

LET'S PRETEND
LET'S PRETEND that Clyde Lewis didn't shoot himself in the rectum when he moved to Portland in search of better pay, bigger audience, and better drugs.

LET'S PRETEND that your dad didn't slap you with his dick when he caught you sniffing his garments in the hamper.

LET'S PRETEND that Davies will last more than a month with his unbridled tomfoolery and nonsense bullshit radio that curdles the stomach of the Morman gendarme who run this town.

LET'S PRETEND that you could stretch your tiny mongoloid mouth far enough to fit it around my glans and give me a paltry modicum of good head.

LET'S PRETEND that Turner has a fucking prayer of ever getting another radio gig, except perhaps by blowing some fat Aqua Velva drinking inbred in the bowels of Panguitch, Price or Delta.

LET'S PRETEND that Todd Herman has some semblance of a chin.

LET'S PRETEND that my nuts aren't so gargantuan that it would take you and your entire blue collar trash family armed with wheelbarrows to move them off your momma's chin.

LET'S PRETEND that Lynn Arave could write a useful and informative article on local radio if his penis was being squeezed in a c-clamp and his wife's tits were slammed in a hot waffle iron.

LET'S PRETEND that I didn't squirt hot love juice in your daughter's belly button last night.

LET'S PRETEND that Tom Barberi isn't a burned out toad of a man shitting his drawers daily on a program so meaningless that even his co-host has a hard time listening.

LET'S PRETEND that you don't all salivate at the thought of tasting the tangy sweat behind my nutsack.

I understand what Critic says. It seems like this board has wallowed in the toilet for quite a while......SINCE THE FIRST FUCKING POST! This board is about SMACK....not Hannity & Combs. If you want to debate perscription drug reform or term limits Im sure there is a place for that. If you want to slam the retard that has spit bile at everybody at KWUN despite their best efforts to save it from bankrupcy, here is the place.
Sorry Steve and Critic, I wont forget how this fucking homosexual pedophile scat-monger smacked Kay Henry while she was dying and after her death. This idiot who didnt know thing one about business throws his trust money at a con-man so he can gargle Mills' shit then call Kay Henry a theif and a liar because it didnt work out.
Im gonna smack your flat head till it bleeds Stevie. Im gonna beat the drum of molestation till your head explodes Blaughtard. Im gonna paint the picture of you on your knees sucking Mills' cock while he drops a giant greasy log on the fucking Cistine chapel..........sorry

Poopjoy, reign in your tard. He's running around in a maximum security prison with his pants round his ankles and an open tube of Vaseline. Unless you want to see the poor fucker shitting Wilde's semen for the next week, I suggest you take away his computer.

Gwen, Gwen, Gwen. You are not 19 anymore. So please... PLEASE... do not attempt to dress like a 19 year old performing artist.

Why Gwen why?!! I think all the peroxide has gotten to her. There's a difference between blonde and bleaching your hair until it turns into a shade of white (the red lips don't help as well). I dont know about the outfit...it seems that she has the mindset (based on other outfits) that she can just throw anything on and people would just scream "how original!" or "how fabulous!"

I am seeing the decline of Western civilization before my eyes. With every belly laugh at the obesity of James Turner III, "faggot extraordinaire", with every rip on Cindy Rae's voluminous hideous well-stalactited vaginal cavity. Society plunges deeper and deeper toward the ultimate destruction. Retards are panned, homosexuals cast aside, Jews, Blacks, and Chinks "smacked" into oblivion. Soon there will be Nazi stormtroopers infiltrating our ranks and leaking subversive info to the Warriors of Righteousness, the smack guardians of truth and justice, the fucking Justice League of Smack. There are a few of us left who treasure a well founded kick in the nuts, a well deserved disembowelment, a shotgun blast to the proverbial testes. But there are plenty of Arian media types (Shitty Weakly) who are more than willing to take away our beloved syrup of Jehovah, the everlasting light of God, the dark Southern Comfort to a lonely faithful dehydrating in the desert of ambivalence. There are people who have undying devotion to the loquacious shittings of the Dark Lords of old, the sexually mutant ramblings of ancient Smack Kings. And to be sure, there are modern day Messiahs bringing sexy sentences to our ravenous minds, in fact probably deeper shit than ever experienced when we were just colicky little shitbags sucking on the teat of Uncle Sam Sickenmilk, the Demigod of the Underworld of Verbal Prostitution. We lay our heads on pillows made of spiny sharp words and misogynistic pabulum from the likes of these neo-Roman pseudo gay linguistical rapists. Late at night we toss and turn to the panderings of necrophiliacs, homosexuals, transvestites, overweight hermaphrodites, racist uniracial trash who dare to permeate our minds with their unrelenting garbage. Piles upon piles of homo erotic sicktuality , porno literature, and the like. Puke laden tomes of nonsense punctuated by obscenity infused cockswabbing and cunt blasting buttfuckery in the highest of high degrees. All of this adds up to the destruction of society beginning with the very heart of it all. Creeping blackness from the perpetual wound in the nexus of hypocracy. This is your story, people. LIve it. Love it. Eat my shorts and die. You motherfucking donkey deep throating midget licking whores.

I LOVE THE SONG!
FUCK ALL YA'LL PEOPLE WHO HATE IT!
AND THE WAY SHE AND EVE DRESS IS HOT!

I think that everyone on this thread is being overly harsh on the poor girl. Give three cheers and an ‘arrr me harties’ to the poor girl for getting up with a smile on the face and bravely singing a fugging awful song shortly after having been gang raped and spat out by Adam Ant and the Marquis de Sade. She’s even had the courage and the dignity to keep troweling the make-up on despite the adversity. She’s an example to us all, sisters.

First of all...

Who are we to judge ANYONE?

From what I heard and seen, members of No Doubt are nothing but supportive of Gwen and they are a close family.

Gwen is a creative, outgoing, and inspiring artist. Just because you would not wear her clothes or dance to her music does not label her as having lost her mind. It just means it isnt for you. Lets be mature and open minded here. Why is everyone so threatened by something that's different then the norm? Sure, I may not like some Versace pieces, but that doesnt mean the designer has no taste. My opinion is NOT fact...and sadly that seems to be the mentality of a lot of people of this board.

She is ORIGINAL...no matter how you chop it up. Gwen is successful and living the life SHE wants. Which is a heck of a lot more than 75% of the people out there. Not all of us are "boppers". We dont want to bop around and float through life...only to wake up at 40 and ask, "Is this the life I wanted?" Now ya got a mortgage, kids, car payments, and a 9-5 job at a company you dont give a rats ass about. It's a SAD exsistance.

So my friends, before chanting the ever so negative and energy sucking, "One of us!" Why dont you relax a bit....stop judging everyone around you...and get to something a little more important; like being positive and supporting people.

If you really feel the need to bash someone you dont even know...maybe its time for some personal reflection. Doesnt take rocket science to figure that one out...

Take care.

Love,
Never comin' back.

PS - Who CARES how old she is!! Who says you have to "act" or "be" a certain way at 20, 35, or 40. Give it up and find something else to b*tch about...hmmmm, priority check maybe??

Passing judgement does NOT label that person...all you are doing is labelling yourself as a judgemental person.

I sexed up that sow Peppermint Pattie real good. Had me a real nice time fondlin that bitches feet I tell you. I rubbed her feet till she was real buttery and smellin like a two week old cheesesteak. Man them feet was stinkin to christ though. I thought I was going to vomit on her muumuu and ruin the mood but I kept my dinner down by force of will. Semper fi motherfuckers. I'm tellin you man I know how to please me a woman. I know how to make a big lady squeal. So there I am peeling apart those big reesty toes, just breathin in that fuckin smell to the deepness of my gut. That dank fungus odor nearly buckled my god fearin knees. I felt that dinner rising up again and I just kept rubbin them toes like a soldier. Oh baby oh baby yeah you lovin this shit. Some crusty foul shit disintegrated off her toenails and congealed on my fingers and I knew I was going to spray this bitch with a hot load of beer puke. I just knew it. Come on bitch you know you love it. Still playin with those toes and rubbing those corns. That fuckin acid taste was swimming in the back of my throat and I gagged like a virgin choirboy. Shit man gotta hold this shit together. Fuck man that was some powerful smellin shit I tell you. Maggots woulda swooned. Bitches breath and BO coulda killed a small child but those feet was twenty times worse. I was just prayin this shit would end and the lady would have a foot orgasm or some shit so I could go retch my fuckin guts out. The stink just kept comin and comin till I was holding back a mouthful of chunky soup with my pearly whites. Good lord call a doctor these suckers need to be amputated. Tears streamin I was just massaging those buster browns and bearing down on the reflex to blast this bitch with last night's chili con carne. Fuck man. I tell you. I know how to please me a fuckin woman. But those were some powerful smellin shits.

I sexed up that sow Peppermint Pattie real good. Had me a real nice time fondlin that bitches feet I tell you. I rubbed her feet till she was real buttery and smellin like a two week old cheesesteak. Man them feet was stinkin to christ though. I thought I was going to vomit on her muumuu and ruin the mood but I kept my dinner down by force of will. Semper fi motherfuckers. I'm tellin you man I know how to please me a woman. I know how to make a big lady squeal. So there I am peeling apart those big reesty toes, just breathin in that fuckin smell to the deepness of my gut. That dank fungus odor nearly buckled my god fearin knees. I felt that dinner rising up again and I just kept rubbin them toes like a soldier. Oh baby oh baby yeah you lovin this shit. Some crusty foul shit disintegrated off her toenails and congealed on my fingers and I knew I was going to spray this bitch with a hot load of beer puke. I just knew it. Come on bitch you know you love it. Still playin with those toes and rubbing those corns. That fuckin acid taste was swimming in the back of my throat and I gagged like a virgin choirboy. Shit man gotta hold this shit together. Fuck man that was some powerful smellin shit I tell you. Maggots woulda swooned. Bitches breath and BO coulda killed a small child but those feet was twenty times worse. I was just prayin this shit would end and the lady would have a foot orgasm or some shit so I could go retch my fuckin guts out. The stink just kept comin and comin till I was holding back a mouthful of chunky soup with my pearly whites. Good lord call a doctor these suckers need to be amputated. Tears streamin I was just massaging those buster browns and bearing down on the reflex to blast this bitch with last night's chili con carne. Fuck man. I tell you. I know how to please me a fuckin woman. But those were some powerful smellin shits.

People its called try something diff,if u cant accept
that then thats ur problem...lol i like her old stuff +
the new stuff and all so its called mixing ur music together u nads..lol like me im (Vampire,goth,freak,punk,hiphop,emo,surfer,guy, whats wrong with that NOTHENING, thats my style so let Gwen do her thing!!!!!!

OMG this site is funny. I cant beleive i actually read all these comments. theres an hour of my life wasted that i will never get back again. Thanks! :)