I'm so confused as to why Angelica Huston has dressed herself as a satin drawstring bag:
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
The bottom part? Ill-fitting, but tailored to the Oscars. But the top is pure, bullet-colored pirate-wench couture. And not in a good way. If she flapped those things, she'd fly away.
nice heli-pad she's standing on...
I love Anjelica and wish she were my mother, but honey...why did you do this to us? I miss my stylish mommy.
yeah, several rules of fug are being applied here. But I think she can get away with it.
Like don't stretch a shiny fabric across your hips? Sure, that's a fug-no brainer, but on Angelica, it says, "I'm almost sixty and my hips look FABULOUS." Even her little pot belly adds to her hotness.
Throw this outfit on a Peldon, and then we could talk fug.
This is disappointing- she's normally very elegant! Ms. Huston is one of those rare people who looks 39 from the time they're 14 until they're pushing 80. But, like Jenny above, I'll forgive her this one with no problem at all.
I think she's on cortisone or something like that as she's really bloated up in real life. But still....
It looks like the top half of her body is melting ala Wicked Witch of the West.
This dress must have been a gift from her granddaughter, who made it as her final project in Home Economics class... the stitching looks like it came straight out of "Sewing for Dummies".
i think perhaps she's channelling barbra streisand's drawstring bag look from the emmys.....what the fug???
That pulling across her midsection is way wrong. wrong I tell you.
remember in "witches" she didn't actually have a face but a mask on? well, it's scary but her face looks likes a total mask right now. and that grey-satin-dress-thing isn't helping.
I never, ever, ever thought I'd live long enough to see a photo of Anjelica Houston and think Oh, honey, NO!
It looks like the delicious Morticia is trying Lilly Munster on, for variety.
Aaah, so the Air Force allowed her to swag herself in fabric reminiscent of a Stealth Bomber... nice. A pirated bomber. A bomb. This look is a total bomb.
Speaking as a fellow woman of a certain age, I would not wear this material, and neither should Angelica.
This dress would struggle to look good on a girl half the age as this model. Give it up, Angelica, you look like a dime-store mannequin. And the plastic surgery. You don't want to end up making Ms. Wildenstein look almost human, do you?
Is it just me or does she look like the Joker?
I just *knew* that dress would be here today!
Noooo. Oh, why? I remember seeing Angelica standing in line at the valet stand outside of Shutters Hotel in Santa Monica. She was wearing a white button down with jeans and managed to look like the epitome of well dressed chic - I was so in awe. This is just a tragic misstep. The color and fit are horrible. My idol has feet of clay . . .
why isn't anyone lamenting the fact that this oscar winner is also a recent amputee? where the fug is her right arm?
Oh, Angelica, I have always admired you for being a member of one of Hollywoods few truly cool families, plus being a wonderful actress and generally smart lady.
But this dress. Ow. I can only assume that the seamstress is an ancient family employee and you wore it to show loyalty to someone whose fingers are no longer capable of stitching on a curve.
Oh dear. This dress would not look good on anyone, it's so badly cut and the colour is just too much. It also makes her look very short, and I've never seen Anjelica look short. I love it when this elegant woman wears suits, she does it so well. I think she should have Donna Karan dress her.
AACCCKKK! She is a beautiful woman and that dress is hideous and ill-fitting. WHY?!?!?
I would have preferred her "Addams Family" dress over this vast expanse of satin.
Angelica Huston is one ugly bitch under the best of circumstances...and this setting wasn't even the okay-est of circumstances.
>like the delicious Morticia is trying Lilly Munster on, for variety.
Haaaa! That's what it was. I was trying to think...
Somewhere in Santa Monica, a gigilo is missing his sheets.
This isn't the 80s...get out of that cinched-neck sack of fabric!!
To quote an Aerosmith song: "That That Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Satin flatters NO ONE. Seems she would know this...
You know, in The Life Aquatic I remember thinking to myself, "Damn, AH is twice my age and is pulling off blue streaks in long-ass hair better than I ever could."
Honey. Darling. Etheline, you could have worn your pink suit and chignon from Royal Tenenbaums and looked gracefully understated. Please, don't do that to me again, I can't take it.
This, hopefully, will be the only fugshion mishap Anjelica will ever make. Ever.
A long time ago, I wore a silver trash bag stuffed with baloons to a Halloween party. I was only wanting to dress as a Hershey's kiss, instead I stared a delayed action fashion trend.