Oscar Post-Party Fugshion: Marley Shelton

Who the hell is Marley Shelton and why is she flouncing in that frumpy-yet-skanky ... thing?

I like her shoes, but she looks like Goth Big Bird.

Look, she has a vagina ruffle.

She kind of looks like Christopher Walken. If he'd become entangled in the the curtains wearing a French Maid's outfit. In gold lame heels.

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That bears a slight resemblance of the dress Donald Trump's latest conquest wore to their wedding.

Only sluttier.

And uglier.

I didn't think it was possible, but oh yes, it is.

Purple sea urchins anyone?

She looks like she has to pee in the first picture. Oh, yeah, and in keeping with the theme of this site -- that is sure one fugly dress.:)

I actually don't have a problem with this outfit. I think it's because the hair and makeup are so completely "out there," they make the dress seem like an entirely sensible choice. She was already halfway to resembling the venom-spitting dinosaur from "Jurassic Park." OF COURSE she would want to add a dress with a ginormous ruffled collar and train. Seems logical to ME.

I think she may have donned this monstrosity to distract us from the fact that she appears to have NO EYEBROWS!

Marley thinks "I shaved my eyebrows for this?"

The whole thing is just wrong.

You remember those old westerns with the prostitutes in brothels wearing bustles? This is kind of what this outfit reminds me of. Old western brothel chic.

and i was sad about the general lack of fug at this year's oscars... guess i wasn't paying close enough attention!

Who, or what, is a "Marley Shelton"? Does it have a sibling named "Scrooge Shelton"?

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Marley Fugton. That's all that needs to be said.

what is the deal with no eyebrows? Is that part of the trend of absolutely no body fat?

And...is that a visible bra strap in the back? It can't be, right? Not to the Oscars. Not when, theoretically at least, someone [or several someones] have been paid to get you out the door....

Oh honey. The hairdo with a forehead one could fall to their death from do not mix.

And Marley's her real name... shaaaaaaa!

Western saloon cancan dancer meets alien Twiggy...

For the love of God, we need to send her an email telling her people with a 2 inch receding hairline do not look good in this Startrek alien creature kind of hairdo... and with the racoon eye make up...tsk, tsk

DAMN nice legs!

"Hey, watch this cool trick I can do! I'll suck the dress in through my bellybutton and then push it out my rear!" LORD. What is WRONG with people?

"You remember those old westerns with the prostitutes in brothels wearing bustles? This is kind of what this outfit reminds me of. Old western brothel chic."

Hey hey now... I'm designing my prom dress to be a can can/saloon girl/Moulin Rouge-esqe type dress and it will NOT look like that!

I thought the B in B-list stands for billboard-szied forehead?

And I loved her in Sugar and Spice. Oh well.

And I think I can detect eyebrows there...they're just a very strange yellow color.

I love her "look at me and my gorgeous dress!" expression.

at least bjork was TRYING to look like a bird.

Love her, hate the dress.

a strange cross between skeletor and Big Bird.

who told that woman that a quiff would look good with that expanse of forehead?

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soooo WannaB-list

Did Scarlet Johanson do her hair? Poofy Bangs, with no bangs... ouch.

Well, at least she looks comfortable...

Is she waiting for Marshall Dillon or Festus?

I. Hate. Her. Hair.

Also, the "B" in "B-list" does not stand for B-girl.

I think the "B" stands for "Bird of Prey".

I THINK SHE LOOKS NICE. JEALOUS?

Goodness...that hair....shades of Brigitte Nilsson, 1986. Marley, honey, I've got Flava Flav on the line for you....he's wondering if you'd be his backup gal....

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aw, marley is really pretty. she was so cute in "sugar and spice". too bad this outfit doesn't do her justice. at all.

Augh!! Where are her eyebrows?

That dress was nice and simple once, but had a teenage growth spurt right before the party and no one knew what to do with it.

I agree about the hair and I don't like the neck/collar thingy but otherwise, I actually love this dress.

It looks like someone chewed the bottom half off her dress.

what happened to her eyebrows? why oh why, do these pretty girls take such drastic measures to maintain some publicity? she looks like she has to pee in the first one, and the hair, oy vay. large foreheads look better with some bang coverage.

She used to be so cute, I'm sad for her.

somewhere a penguin is shivering without it's coat

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It really looks like the dress is rebelling. Look, it's sent out ruffle-y tentacles to throttle her!

Oh, poor Marley. She was in One. Of. The. Best. Lifetime. Movies. Ever - "A Secret Between Friends". You know, the one where a new girl comes to the high school, and she and Marley become BFFs, and then Marley introduces her to some other good friends: Anorexia and Bulimia. But then Marley and New Girl have a fight because New Girl's mom (who happens to be Wonder Woman) tells Marley's mom about Ana and Mia hanging around all the time. So Marley goes to a bonfire on the beach and get really really drunk and dances in circles, cuz she, like, hasn't eaten in a really long time. Then New Girl shows up at the party and Marley's all, "I hate you! Stay away from me!" And she runs out into the street, where she gets flattened by a car. And everyone hates New Girl, because they think it's All! Her! Fault! But it turns out that Marley had a heart attack BEFORE the car hit her, what with the barfing and starving and all. And then everyone learns that Eating Disorders Are Bad.

The dress is still fugly, though.

"marley shelton" sounds suspiciously like "courtney peldon" to me o_O

I think my dog is attacking her ass.

Truman Down! Down!

Oh.My.God, ChouChou! I totally remember that Lifetime movie! Craptacularly best Lifetime movie ever!

WHAAA?? that's Jen from a Secret Between Friends? she looks totally different..

Marley is the best.