[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
After her nip-slip, Bai Ling may merely have wanted to be safe in the knowledge that her girls were under control when she chose this dress. But I can't help wishing that she could find a way to cover herself without opting for a billowing, barely tailored striped sheath that looks like a Victoria's Secret shopping bag as reconceived by Lance Armstrong's rubber-bracelet people.
Is she hiding Courtney Peldon in there? There's certainly enough room.
This is actually a skirt. Her nips are meant to hang out, but the VF bouncers made her pull it up for the photos.
I'm glad she's entirely covered up, but she looks like a piece of Fruit Striped gum!
I have bath towels that look just like that! I guess this is exactly what I look like coming out of the shower. Except for the mad Grinch who Stole Christmas smile she's mastered.
Boy, someone really liked that material, a bag and bracelet too.
That pattern is the same as the curtains at the W Hotel in Seattle. It looks far better on the windows.
wow. i mean, wow. who ends wearing a skirt as a dress (with a bow across her chest, no less,), has a handbag and bracelet that matches COMPLETELY, sports diamonds and a "i ate your children liast night" smile? bai ling, of course.
anyone reminded of candy canes?
Are her breasts about even with her bellybutton, or is it just me?
She totally stole the sign-in book from the Vanity Fair party! Autograph whore!
i actually kind of like it. except for when i was first scrolling down and i totally thought she was pregnant, but all in all it's not bad.
Yikes. Butterscotch people unite!
I never did like that gold shower curtain anyway - so I told her she could keep it.
Fug Strong.
She's dressed in a wine bag.
Sigh. At least she didn't cinch it. It seems everyone thinks that a little cinching at the waist fixes the most awful outfits these days. Be strong in your non-cinched fug, Bai!
Okay... who the hell is this chick?
And I actually think that pairing this maternity wear with those shoes is the worst crime of the outfit.
this is bad, but you MUST print a shot of Amber Tamblyn with that scary hair! she out-fugged Bai by a mile!
She just needs to stop. It's not funny or entertaining anymore. She is scary, sad, and just plain ugly. Death by severe jawline, WAY too much make-up, and she really needs to put on a few pounds. She looks so unhealthy it makes me want to cry (and I'm a skinny one myself). I really hope she didn't pay anything for that outfit. It looks like she made it at home (and not well. I'm okay with homemade clothes when they are done well).
She's a comedic genius. That dress is so bad in a funny way.
Gisele Bundchen was sporting maternity wear, as well. Maybe the knocked up look is hot this year? :)
Gee... Even more "shower curtain chic"... only this could be confused for a few other things. Namely:
A)Fancy wrapping paper, with the foil on the underside...good thing she's not at the airport
B)A box of Godiva Chocolate
C)A sachet for expensive perfume
D)The window drape/bedspread from her hotel room
E)Nix that last item... I don't think Bai can afford a hotel that would decorate with that type of fabric just yet...
F)Fabric that she got for free from the nearest furniture upholtery shop... either that, or she frantically ripped apart someone's couch and did some crude last minute stitching to come up with this creation
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I was wondering where all the wrapping paper for my parents 50th Wedding Anniversary went!
"Maybe the knocked up look is hot this year?"
Yes, Queen Latifah started that at the Grammys... now we'll have to suffer with it all year long, apparently...
That "dress" has seams going down the side, implying that the designer attempted to impose some shape on it. I am therefore forced to assume that it's actually a plus-size garment. God knows what possessed Bai "Freakishly Skinny Twig Ho" Ling to don it.
My first reaction: My God, she's somehow wearing Hissyfit.com as a dress. Can Glark sue?
Did Bai Ling dig through my trash?
When our cat, Trix, was still alive, we had one of those littermaid contraptions. She hated going in there because the dogs would watch her. So I took some cheap material I found at a fabric store. It was yellow with dark yellow/orange stripes. I made a cute little curtain around my bathroom sink, just above her littermaid so she could have privacy.
I also added a cute bow on the front to give it a feminine touch.
Bai Ling, actually some designer, has obviously seen my cat poop curtain and decided to replicate it.
Did anyone spot a littermaid or a litter of kittens running under the dress?
Maybe she's hoping someone will tap her and unwrap her.
Ugh - that dress is so big she could fit Star Jones and Big Gay Al under it. She looks like a foil wrapped Weeble.
In fashion history there has only been one person who looked great in this style of dress....Audrey Hepburn, and she passed away!
I'm beginning to think there's something mentally wrong with this chick, and we're picking on a retarded person, which ain't cool. That's the only explanation I can come up with for this outfit. With matching purse! The purse kills me.
Hissyfit.com! Bwahahahaha Mark, that is the best. comment. ever.
"Maybe she's hoping someone will tap her and unwrap her."
LOL.
She looks like a bottle of Giorgio.
It's offical - girl needs her own category.
"anyone reminded of candy canes?"
I was thinking Creamsavers, but yeah, same idea basically.
Is this really the same Bai Ling as the one that frequents this site?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000499/
Is she really 34?!
Like many of you, I have no idea who this chick is. And Lady in Red, you are correct, and it should be titled "Who the FugLing Hell's That?"
Let me guess -- she's supposed to be a bottle of Giorgio.
Add a kimono and you have a Korean wedding dress, I think. Horizontal stripes should be outlawed as fashion on anyone! The only time they are excusable and look good are as those boatneck tshirts from France, and that is the only exception. If you are going to dress freaky, my dear, consult Bjork, she does it waaaay better.
I may be the only person here who remembers this movie, but she looks like she stole the uniforms from Troop Beverly Hills. Actually, more like she stole the tent.
I think she read this site, and wanted to show us that she could not only cover up all of her naughty bits, but in fact wear a strapless burqa. Well played, Bai Ling! And kudos to the Amish House of Couture!
The matching reticule, to me, takes this over the line from "mistake" to "delusion".
All fug aside, how did she get an invite to the Vanity Fair party? Or to any post-Oscar party being held anywhere other than her living room?
holy crap, she DOES look like fruit stripes. someone is out to get this woman and i think it is her designer. since you first fugged bai ling, she has always reminded me of this dog: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/050227/photos_us_rank_afp/050227011552_croq5fo5_photo0&e=12&ncid=1756
Let's be fair, ladies; she seems to have realised that the Mia Wallace haircut was just plain SCARY.
Also, does she really have chopsticks in her hair?
Holy crap, she's dressed in a wine bag!
Yup, that's a bag.
all i can think is "designer imposters -- if you love giorgio, you'll love primo" ... with a matching handbag.
We want your nipples back, Bag, uhh, Bai. They distract us from your face.
She has cute feet, I guess.
I'm confused. I thought you actually had to be "someone" to get an invite to the Vanity Fair party?
Gwen, Troop Beverly Hills! Totally right! And I thought I was the only one who remembered that movie. Goddamn, it was my favourite movie ever when I was 8.
I can't believe you haven't fugged Star Jones Reynolds and her back boobs yet!
NEVER WEAR SHAPELESS FABRIC WITH HORIZONTAL STRIPES!!
She went Scarlett O'Hara, only this time with the shower curtain.
Gosh I don't even know what to say. I'm going to have to agree with the curtain comments.
has she borrowed one of elizabeth taylor's sun dresses?
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There should be a "Why Are They Famous?" category here..
She looks like every hooker from any bad Vietname movie.
Do you get the feeling that Bai Ling's publicist told her the after-party would be in a striped tent, and there was a miscommunication along the way?
Hey, Solja boy. You wanna suckee, suckee, fuckee, fuckee? Two dollar.
Hey, Solja boy. You wanna suckee, suckee, f*ckee, f*ckee? Two dollar.
it's a cross between "shiny happy daddy five dollah," "me love you long time" and some elderly gentleman on the French rivera is looking for the tent where the asian ladyboy will give him a massage with a "happy ending".
"I ate your children last night" smile. LOL!
Upon seeing Bai Ling, The worlds most recently discovered mammal, The Bolivian baby Titi monkey just went into heat and started his mating ritual!
The bidding is now up to 61k if you desire to name the baby Tee-Tee monkey-- Bai Ling. (*baby Tee-Tee Bai - Ling... aaawnh sooo cute!).
Bai Ling could then proudly flash her Tee-Tee monkeys anytime!
"The monkey is about 15 inches high, weighs about 2 pounds and has gold, orange and burgundy colors in its fur. "In general it's quite sort of fluffy looking," said Dr. Robert Wallace the discoverer.
... hmmn just like Bai Ling!
Bid here for baby Bolivian Titi Bai Ling!
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It honestly looks like her stylist (if she has one: needs to be fired)ripped off an old curtain from a 70's trailer, layed it on the floor, and rolled her up like a burrito, and said...now scurry along, you like fine. Eww...
she totally thought that this dress would become see thru under the flashbulbs a la Stephanie Seymore...
Can't believe I'm defending the queen of fugtown, but she actually looked really, really pretty and demure for the IFP Independent film awards...There are pics at Daily Celeb...Scary, but. Yes.
What actually occurred here is that Mia Farrow just adopted Bai, and the adoption agency had her giftwrapped for delivery. Congratulations, Mia!!