Shall We Fug?

I especially enjoy the flower that has been attached to the jacket zipper, so that we all KNOW it is not, in fact, Marc's jacket.

I used to do the "attach things to jacket zipper" fad too, Jen. With a glow stick, Halloween 1985.

That is one fugly handbag.

I love the helping hand in the left side of the frame: "Oh, dear. How did you get loose? Here, honey, let's go find your stylist."

The look is very Janet Jackson circa the "Control" era: hoop earings, baseball cap, military-like jacket, etc.

Okay, I have no cute comment. This is not an example of a blossoming trend, fad, or whatever...

That's just crap. Pure, unimaginative, uninspired, pathetic, Lo-down crap!

Actually, didn't I see Topher Grace wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie a short while ago? On Conan, maybe? So, yeah, the inexplicable "putting stuff on over hoodies" look has at least ONE precedent.

How fugging tight is that jacket? Since it's open at the top and the bottom, she must be keeping warm by keeping the blood trapped in her arms and midsection.

Seriously, how is she going to get her arms out of the sleeves?

J-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, I know where the "wear a suit jacket over a hoodie" thing comes from--it's in Carson Kressly's book. I read it a couple of months ago and it made me laugh. Then I realized someone would probably be dumb enough to do it.

I like the jeans. They look good on her. The rest of the outfit, though, is Terminal Fug.

ack! What in the hell? So very dizzy. Zippers. Flower. Tight plaid. Extraneous belt thingy. Refugee camp ID armband. It looks like she looked in the mirror at her cute little hoodie, jeans combo and said "Hey, I can't go out looking like this! Must fug it up with a jacket that has everything bad about the 80's attached to it and a handbag made out of stripper costumes."

But, but... I don't understand the Rainbow Brite decal peeping through the tragically tight jacket. Or is that part of the sweatshirt...?
How much bigger do J-Lo's hoops have to get before we can see them from space through the Hubbell?

I've said it before and I'll say it again....she purposely fugs for attention. If she looked nice she'd get no attention and that would destroy the J-Lo.

She's very appealing ... to people in West Virginia.

that bag alone is reason enough for her to be in some sort of Fug Hall of Fame for all eternity.

That is the ulgiest purse that I have ever seen.

What is with the dressing -out- of- Grandma Yetta's- closet (from the Nanny) fad these days? Is demented the new young and hot?!?

"How much bigger do J-Lo's hoops have to get before we can see them from space through the Hubbell?"

"Zippers. Flower. Tight plaid. Extraneous belt thingy. Refugee camp ID armband."

Bwa ha ha! These should be added to the Fug Comments Hall of Fame.

didn't I see that jacket on that poor Hilton dog "Tinkerbell"? call PETA! she's litterally stealing clothes from animals!

This purse is actually super trendy right now. They just don't sell those at K Mart near you yet. But they will. Mark my words.

there's something in this month's lucky about the suit jacket over hoodie thing - a couple of companies are making attached ones...
but onto j low - how does one wear a jacket that tight over a sweatshirt??? seriously - she seems to be breaking some laws of physics or something

Yeah....I've also seen a lot of press on the purse. Trendy or not, it doesn't excuse the rest of her outfit!

I don't care if it's "trendy", it looks like something an old lady in Boca Raton would carry to Bingo Night.

I am noticing a really disturbing trend--as "Smarter Than Look" points out, it seems like "elderly and demented" is becoming a new fashion statement.

Between Amber Valletta's outfit, Candace Bushnell's magic fur turban, and now this glittery fugsack that J LoClass is carrying, it's open season on "crazy old lady chic". Who knew?

Next month's Vogue is apparently going to feature easy-care polyester pants with practical creases sewn right into the front, worn with flowered rayon blouses and topped with a pink terrycloth visor. Oh, and reading glasses on a beaded chain around the neck.

It wouldn't be so bad if any of these gerontophiles would remember that ****Granny wears a BRA with her fug!****

You're just stuck in the 90-ies, JupiterPluvius. Free your mind.
You only need a bra if your tits resemble puddle ears.

Oh dear..it's almost like she put on a blindfold and walked into her closet and picked random shit off the walls, floor, her maid and put it all on for a laugh.

this outfit gives me a headache. theres so much GOING ON that im actually confused by it. Like, for instance, the weird belt thingy, its like, where did that come from? and then theres the flower and the random zipper and the ugly hoodie and the hideous purse all topped off by a baseball cap. wtf?
the only thing i do like is the jeans. those are cute, but then the rest of the outfit tragically ruins them.

Imperial Stormtrooper meets The Bay City Rollers at a Versace Show. Don't EVEN ask me where the bleached white hat comes from.

I actually don't mind the bag ON ITS OWN. But there's just...so much going ON.

Holy cow, you're right. That is a purse. I thought it was a bowling bag.

"glittery fugsack "

I'm howling laughing at that one. Somehow I don't think we're going to see THAT on a tag at the KMart near us, either.

Forgive me for I have sinned I actually think the plaid straitjacket is kind of cool. Yes, I'm blinking in shame as I type this but I think I can be allowed it on racial grounds the tartan ahhh how it calls to me...

The corsage thing is odd, yes thats the only thing I can think of that's relatively polite. I think its sweet that J-How-Lo-Can-You-Go get her In Living Colour hoodie see she remembers where she comes from. The sack of fuggdom is hideous my retinas are screaming and it reminds me of Felix the cats magic bag could it be this is where she keeps her wedding rings? It looks big enough. What scares me most is that I didn't recognise J-Ho as not only is she smiling, yes smiling!, but is completely covered with nothing hanging out.

Love the fact the girl in the background is staring in horror too, you know its fashion faux pas when street marketing people stare in horror.

You know what really pisses me off about this get-up is that Miss. Thing KNEW she was going to be photographed. Therefore although like Mela said, it looks like she ran through her wardrobe blindfolded and covered in sticky tape, this whole outfit has actually been carefully constructed by a team of highly paid stylists!
And then how much do you wanna bet that all of this stuff is from her *clothes line*? And that somehow the underlying message is for us to buy this crap!!!!
Oh ....I am sooooo angry

Has Jenny from the Schlock EVER looked good? I mean, please! She has more fug in her closet than Courtney Peldon and Juliette Lewis combined. At least this time we can't see her maneater.

Jlo? Thank God! For a moment I thought it was a flashback of my five people I meet in hell nightmare.
-Tatum O'neil right out of rehab
-Michael Moore on a search for my 'meds'
-Ann Coulter reading my resume re the assfucking
-Father Bob and his roamin' fingers
-and the goldfish my folks flushed when I was four (I thought it would come up the toilet and bite my butt)

This woman needs to realize that she can have all the designer outfits in the world, but the fact that she is a talentless megalomaniac will always make her low class. Pack it in, Jen. You simply have nothing to contribute.

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At first I thought that she had on one of those old GOTCHA! shirts that were popular in the late 80's. You know the ones, the plaid flannel with the sweatshirt hoods? Ugh, What's going to be hot again next? Scrunchies?

Trendiness never excuses fugliness.

look out all you hatin' ladies, miss j lo is fierce! she will beat you with that bag until you're black, blue, & sequined!

Doesn't Ellen DeGeneres wear suit jackets over hoodies sometimes? Maybe J-Lo has more to hide than fuglies in her closet!!

MIRRORS! These damn pseudo-divas need MIRRORS! Even walkin' down the street in a town as small as the one I live in, a regular gal can see how she appears to the rest of the world in the barber shop window....
"Now, from the 'Homeless is Hip Collection', here's the perfect ensemble for a rat-killin', ladies."
White trash meets Hollywood, big time. Just damn.

I vaguely remember a slumber party game or something like that where you'd have teams and you'd race to a pile of old dress-up clothing and try to put the most on and whoever did won...anyone else remember that or am I just crazy?...I had that flashback when I saw that picture...now, off to order cheap pizzas, put on some old 8-tracks and stick my sleeping boyfriend's hand in warm water....good times.

To Jupiter: Someday I hope to be as clever and witty as you!

Note: I see that you've seen the ladies at Bingo Night at the VFW out here in Kansas.

J to the N-O.

I agree with Clara, this woman is now DESIGNING clothes? To tell the rest of us how to dress? When she still can't get past the 'wear everything too tight' latino stereotype? And even with a stylist, makes us want to avert our eyes most of the time? Yeah, ok, sure.
This woman is so obvious about doing ANYTHING to make money off of herself she should be paired up with Gene Simmons from KISS.

Don't you Fugsters recognize "Laundry Day" when it's staring you right in the face? Jeez Lo---Weez, Puhleeeeze. Let the FugGlow have a non celeb moment to freshen her dainties, willya?

Damn that bag is fugly. Also it's out of proportion to her size, too big. She's J. Lo--what the heck does she need to cart around that her assistants can't carry for her, her exes?

The jacket is way too tight, it looks like a compression garment. The plaid, the tightness--maybe it's a crypto preppie bondage kind of thing.

I didn't know JLo shopped at Hot Topic. It's nice she paired the Gappiest bag with the ...uh grey boots and er... nautica? cap? Very New West Mall of her. IT's so.... accessible.

Wow, it's so inspiring that she's designing a more fashionable line of clothes now

You know how anorexics will layer sweaters under shirts and stuff as to not let anyone think they're too thin? Yup that's what I'm seeing here. J-Lo is hiding herself with a lot of UGLY clothes. Maybe she's not that happy with Marc-the-Shark???

mary

Dudes.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050212/capt.nyll12702120507.fashion__jennifer_lopez_nyll127.jpg

All I'm sayin'.

Dayum. I'm in college and I wouldn't wear that to the walk of shame. And I'll wear pretty much anything that's been washed/Febreezed.
Girl's looking skinny, too.

Okay, this is the woman whose fashion collection "wowed" at Fashion Week? Our expectations have severly been lowered if we are supposed to follow her fashion lead.

I don't know about all y'all, but I LOVE those jeans! I'm so serious! The rest? Meh. BTW, I didn't realize how THIN J.Lo is. Where'd the rest of her go?

I love the jeans, but I don't love the jeans *on her*. She found the only damn thing that could make her look hippy and misshapen. Because of the pockets, her hips look like on top of her legs. Anyone with hips knows better than to wear those pockets (other than J. Lo, that is).

I love how she wears this dramatic, attention-getting outfit, complete with gold glitter bag and tacky plaid jacket, but then dons a hat as if to say "please don't notice me." Yeah, right bitch.

This reminds me of Victoria Beckham on a shopping trip "please don't notice me" indeed.

What's with the "Refugee camp ID armband"?? Is she hoping to appeal to Prince Harry??

To be quite honest, until I realized from the posts who this girl was, I thought it was Mariah Carey. Complete with glitter bag.

Such a diverse language - us here in GB would call this "purse" a bag or handbag, although this is the size of a holdall :-/
What we call a "purse" is a much smaller hand-held bag with zip for coins and slots for credit cards.
Etc.

Not only is J-Lo much slimmer than I realized (I last saw her in Maid in Manhatten) but she's also much paler.

She's designing clothes?
Could be worse.
Could be Britters and Cletus designing clothes...please tell me I dreamed that...

OK, laundry day it might be. BUT should have she tossed the jacket in too - because she is definitely looking like the great unwashed.

Britters and Cletus are gonna design clothes - for men and women. You didn't dream that. He said so on his Details article, or so it was said here (I don't read Details. Or K Fug interviews.)

Honestly I think the purse is the number one offender in this getup. If she'd going for the casual "I don't give a fuck so i wear plaid and a refugee armband" look, following through with a glittery purse is a definite ish don't think so.

http://applesandbanoonoos.blogspot.com/

and WHY has no one wondered what the fuck that giant flower is?

i'm not even going to say it!

What's a "puddle ear"? Whatever it is, I hope my boobs never look like one.

Hey now, I love that bag. There is a better pic (due in no small part to the absence of j-ho) in the February issue of Bazzar. I'm positive that if seen in context, you'd think it fabulous!

this shows u wat will happen to her 'fashion show'

Is anyone else smelling Mariah Carey off this getup?

I'm not attacking the bag in and of itself, but rather the bag as part of the outfit. My point was that her outfit was consistently grimey, then you have this sorta more formal purse. I'm saying JLO should work on her consistently- if shes going for the dirt look then do, but don't throw in a piece that just doesn't fit.

http://applesandbanoonoos.blogspot.com/

Yes, Sherry.

If you check this post above:
Posted by: GB in GB | February 12, 2005 02:49 PM

I did smell Mariah.

Great minds ;-)

And thanks Jan - no doubt the Federlines will keep us in fug for quite some time.

She has Marc in the bag. That's why it's hanging open a bit - so he can breathe.

Ah, fortunately, this is only the beginning of the Jenny Fug. Her new "collection" includes a number of high-waisted pants, truly the most fugalitious of all designs. And paired with an outsized fur saucer hat? Irresistable.

Its tragic but I LOVE the jeans.

i know the "suit jacket over hoodie" conversation is pretty far up the page, but it's not a new trend: The Metatron, Loki, and Bartleby (spelling?) all wear the outfit in Dogma. ( http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000053VAF.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

On the J.Lo front, when did she steal the spray-painted gold purse out of my high school theatre's prop room?

Corrected link:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000053VAF.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Damn, she's lost some weight. Is the jacket supposed to be that small? Because it looks weird when worn over a bulky sweatshirt.

I think my great aunt Maureen had a cigarette pack cozy that would perfectly match the bowling bag she's sporting.

Hey Anna, I was thinking the same thing about the hood/jacket.

Can you blame the girl? I mean if its good enough for The Metatron...

Purely kidding, naturally ;)

And am I the only one frightened by this God-awful gold lamé flashback trend?

The sweatshirt/jacket combo wouldn't be so bad if they didn't TOTALLY CLASH! The look is supposed to be prep school remix--usually a navy blue blazer with a grey hoodie--not "grab two random pieces and go".

RE:

"The corsage thing is odd, yes thats the only thing I can think of that's relatively polite. I think its sweet that J-How-Lo-Can-You-Go get her In Living Colour hoodie see she remembers where she comes from. The sack of fuggdom is hideous my retinas are screaming and it reminds me of Felix the cats magic bag could it be this is where she keeps her wedding rings? It looks big enough. "
OK this is genius..pure genius.. this is where she keeps her wdding rings...omg I never laughed so hard...thanks!
Also..it did occur to me that she had time to get her makeup done and therefore should have had time to at least throw on one of her more flattering MATCHING tracksuits..or...so maybe it is last night's makeup and this is truly a got-dressed-in the-dark ensemble..heehee also did anyone notice the strange appendectomy zipper? really weird location..

Okay. First of all, it's all wrong. Every single piece of clothing you are is wearing belongs to another outfit---and not necessarily a fug-free outfit, but another outfit, nonetheless. J.Lo, that type of plaid is stricly early 90s. Let it stay there. Especially if it's all full of messed up zippers, belts, and some dumb number patch. Gross. And I know you've aerobicized yourself to within an inch of your life, but lose the jeans. Slash pockets aren't doing you any good. And the wash blows. I know you have mad money, so stop buying your sweatshirts at Old Navy. Your shoes look like drab crap. I do like the bag and the earrings, but silver hoops with a gold bag---eh.

Also, B.Fleck wants his hat back.

Where's the goddamned update?

i am also most definetly channelling mariah carey when i see this - or is it "mimi" now?

are we that far off from j-lo having a mariah-on-cribs style breakdown?

http://benlovesmusic.blogspot.com

Everything here is way too small - she looks like a plaid sausage. The jeans are really ill fitting - just look at weird angle of the zipper.

Damn! The jeans are cool but the rest has got to go.

Now, in the future here are some tips you can follow so you won't draw any "unwanted" attention to yourself:

1. Try...please try and stick to one theme, Gwen Stefani you are not. If you find it difficult to match your clothes, I'm sure you could purchase a Geranimal outfit, (Match the animal tag on the shirt with the animal tag on the pants)~ see, it's not that hard.

2. If your going to carry an old lady gold bag/purse/bowling bag, you must match your accessories, silver hoops just don't get it (is that all you could afford with your millions???). Don't forget the matching gold shoes (it would help).

3. Don't try and mix the styles of your exe's all into one outfit. It just don't work.

4. Fire your stylist.

2.

This woman is already damned to eternal hellfire for the pastel faux-velvet tracksuit trend she spawned. I actually saw one of the attorneys I work for wear one of those to the office last week, not to mention the scores of VPL crimes perpetrated every day by the cerebellum-deprived celebrity bum-lickers in my city. So anything else J-Lo comes up with at this point merely adds insult to injury.

She's getting too skinny. It doesn't look right on her. Her head looks too big. I worry it might tip her over.

You guys are missing the true horror of that bag, which is that not only is it a gawd awful, hidious gold, but it is also patched and *textured*. Like, with faux snake skin and everything. I mean, come ON. That thing is worthy of a whole new set of forbidden fug rules all on its own.

You guys are missing the true horror of that bag, which is that not only is it a gawd awful, hidious gold, but it is also patched and *textured*. Like, with faux snake skin and everything. I mean, come ON. That thing is worthy of a whole new set of forbidden fug rules all on its own.

hideous. katie can spell. honest.