The Fug Sense

You know, even as a het male, I just don't understand why people think this woman is attractive. And her dress sense gives me reason to think she's unbalanced as well

The fug is constantly just DRIPPING off Brandon Davis. Truly disgusting. Imagine the odor!!!! Oh my......

Wow. Thank God women with low self-esteem choose such distinctive plumage. Brandon should get his list of degrading sex acts he's never been able to try updated, because he ought to be able to knock a few off.

Is it just me or is she wearing shiny tights? Between that and the tapered jeans, Mischa is fast becoming the Patron Saint of Wearing Items That Make Even The Skinniest Girls Look Like They Have Tree Trunks For Legs, Which Is Why Said Fashions Went Out Of Style In The First Place.

WHO THE SAM HELL IS THAT?

She ain't got no taste in men so how do y'all 'spect her to have taste in how she looks in public?
Seems to me she done cut off the top of one her auntie's teddies and stitched right on to the bottom of a half-slip. Wonder if that shiny hose she's sportin' comes with a panty line. I done seen that purse on sale over to Kessler's the other day, too.
White trash is universal, dontcha know?

Between the two of them, there's enough grease and shine to cook a decent plate of fried chicken sammiches. She should really consider eating one, as well.

oh. my. god.

just.... iiiiiiick! both of them.

Um... welcome to Celebrity Bloat Watch 2005 much? Brandon is starting to look a wee bit like his brother (Jason? Dude-who-boinks-Peldon, whatever his name is), round abouts the jowls. Micha, well, she's never had taste in clothing, but its not shocking anymore, so I just tend to gloss over. But this rounding-out of the boyfriend intrigues me. Does he eat all of her food? Does she get off feeding him, and wasting away herself? Some kind of weird food kinkies? Someone must know!

"Honey, do you think this outfit is inside out? Or am I supposed to be wearing a dress over it?

"Oh fuck it, hand me those support hose and the blow. We're outta here."

What is the deal with the straps on that top?! It's like, they start in the middle of her boob. They don't come to a V or anything, or form any sort of distinctive shape necessitating that they start in such an abnormal place. The top would be 10 times better if it had straps that started at the edge, and were a less violent shade of purple. Can anyone tell if that is a tassel hanging off the top or is it part of her necklace?

I think Mischa is a feeder. She's making Brandon Davis fat.

Or wait! I just figured out this outfit. Mischa loaned Courtney Peldon her tasteful ensemble from the other day and was forced to wear something of La Peldon's in exchange!

What she needs to make this outfit like totally 80's retro is a pair of Chemin de Fer jeans to go along with that top. You remember--the kind that laced or zipped up from the back, around the hoo-ha and up to the belly button.

Does that guy wear makeup? That's what perplexes me...other than his money, *cough, cough, family money* what's the attraction? Oily bohunk fur shur, gag me with a spoon. Not that she's all that mind you...

Is she wearing pantyhose?
Are nude nylons making a comeback?
Or did she just get off from working at hooters and figure no one would notice if she left part of her uniform on?

Oh dear. I really hope these two never break up, eventually get married, and have the UGLIEST, oiliest, retarded-est, most skeletal children ever. Just so the fug will never die, and I can keep reading this website.

Is it just me or is Brandon Davis looking even more oily than normal?

It looks like her little sisters home ec project. The top is kind of misshapen and doesn't fit well, and I think she forgot to lop off the lace straps. Also, you can only buy fabric that putrid and shiny at Fanny's Fabrics.

I really think this says it all:

NO STYLIST FOR MISCHA

Mischa Barton, style icon to teenage girls everywhere, says she has no stylist of her own. From Our Advertiser "I could hire someone, but it seems easier just to pick things out myself," the star of Fox's teen drama "The O.C." says in the June/July issue of Teen Vogue magazine, which features her on the cover.
"I'll see something on a photo shoot, in a look book, or on the show, and I'll make a request," Barton says. "I don't always get my way — it took me months before I was cleared to wear a Marc Jacobs dress on Oscar night — but when I do I'm really happy."

I would like to beg Mischa NOT to get a stylist. Long live the fug!

Oh, and here's another one. How did we miss the dress made out of quilts?!

"I never use a stylist. It's easy for me to pick out my own stuff. My mom's got really good taste and so do my sisters. I'm interested in fashion, the way clothes look on a woman or make her feel. Fashion is an interesting extension of who someone is. My main thing is, I never wear an entire outfit that matches. I always think the best fashion is when you put your own spin on it. I wore a dress to the Teen Choice Awards that was made out of quilts."

"Caught in a Whitesnake video." Spot on.

"Caught in a Whitesnake video." Spot on.

The shirt would be fine if the straps weren't all screwed up. Then you get to her lower body. All wrong!
Brandon seems a little unsettled, it's true.

He's just as bad. I hate pre-pubes who wear concert tees from before they were born. Loser.

omggg he is so fuckin foul. with all the coke those two do you'd think he'd be a little thinner. he's slowly catching up to his mammoth brother.

I found the dress made out of quilts. It is from the 2003 Teen Choice Awards. Here's the link:

http://www.mischa-b.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=108

Beware, you may go blind.

her outfit is wretched, for sure- but HE IS DISGUSTING!

She's wearing the white eyelet Marc Jacobs skirt!

Brandon doesn't look perplexed, Brandon looks shvitzed to the max.

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"Dude-who-boinks-Peldon" Hee! That's his given name in the tribe of fug. Brandon's would be He-who-is-greasy. Mischa's would be "Girl-with-ugly-boy" or "Needs-a-sandwich". I could go on...

HE is positively revolting. I wager you can smell him for MILES...

brandon davis has cheek implants. i saw the before and after with my very own eyes, in person. he's a fucking mess and the only reason she's with him is cuz of his money. also, his mom's family had the money, though his dad did make a pretty penny. his house has a walk in refrigerator that is bigger than my office. there are all these amazing prepared meals and you can just walk in and be like, "hmm... i feel like a nice truffle risotto..." and there it is. or like, "hmmm... i would like a nice chinese chicken salad," and it's in there. it's like a fully stocked restaurant. no wonder he's so goddamned fat. food+alcoholic bloat. you know that when no amount of money can fix you that you've got a problem. it's step one, fat ass (brandon, i mean). and that stupid girl must be smoking some rock, too. either that or she's got her head so far up her ass that she likes what she sees in the mirror. she is retardo.

I'm confused. Is that a black Kabbalah necklace or something? Tibetan prayer beads? If not for the random black mess, that camisole would be very Miss Kitty in "Gunsmoke."

HOW STONED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO ACHIEVE THIS LOOK? yikes.

How is it that no one has mentioned her bizzarro Look I What I Made at Camp, Mommy necklace and the uckey pink purse?

She looks like shes put on a little bit of weight though which for her frame is not a bad thing at all.

Does Mischa even know how to put on a necklace straight? I've never seen it.

The necklace looks like a tibetan prayer bracelet. In necklace form.

There is no place anywhere on earth where white lace and purple need to be together. The only time I've seen that combo is on a bridesmaid's dress.

The tights. OH my Ogg....

It's a purple french maid costume ... $4.99 plus tax.

It just looks like she didn't finish getting dressed and is in her underwear. Then you look again and you think this woman has money, and that is the fugliest underwear I have ever seen sported in public. I'm guessing the cockeyed jewelry is supposed to balance the black shoes, which it doesn't. Brandon there looks like Rocky Horror dressing casual without his corset.

Come on, people - is no one going to mention that fugly "Easter pastel pink as my kitten's nose" purse she's got clashing with her purple doily there?

I seriously wish Mischa Barton would F*** off and die. She is SO not attractive. Boring boring boring. I can't comment on the outfit because those WHITE TIGHTS are truly frightening me.

Ugh Mischa white nylons and just bleh.

Honestly, this really doesn't seem so bad compared to other things we have seen out there. Ok, the necklace doesn't work, and the lace could use some trimming back, but I actually kind of like the color and cut of both pieces.

Are those bruises on her leg? Maybe she thought the nylons would cover them.

well, the skirt's not covering much.

but at least the glare from her shiny huge forehead draws your eye away from the heinous top. i think brandon is so far behind her because he's been blown back by the static from the nylon monstrosity.

http://luckycrackers.blogspot.com/

Dear Mischa,

Please...we can help you...

Love,
Anyone but your stylist.

that quilted dress looks like it was made from a rug on Roseanne's sofa (one for all the older bloggers out there).

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is that one white bead in a string of black beads? and what's with the shoe/purse combo?

i think the quilt dress shows that Mischa threw any concept of colour co-ordination out the window a long time ago.

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"I hate pre-pubes who wear concert tees from before they were born."

How true!

Regarding nylons:

It's true. I read --oh, somewhere, I can't remember-- that women should gratefully rejoice because NYLONS ARE BACK!!!! OMG!!!

I fail to rejoice.

great! the perfect environment for thrush.

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Those nylons! The quilted dress! My Eyes! Lyons, tigers and bears, oh my!

If she's still a teenager but dresses like a desperate middle-aged woman trying to relive her youth by dressing like a slutty groupie, how is she going look when she actually becomes middle-aged? Is she going to sport vericose veins and liver spots? Are canes going to be the new trend?

I like her head tilt. It's like she's saying: Yes, little people, I know you adore me, but please get out of my way so that my super duper boyfriend and I can get to the Bon Jovi concert on time. I soooo have backstage passes.

Is it just me or is she making Brandon walk in the gutter (where he belongs)?

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Those two extensions of the white shoulder straps point to where her soul used to be.

to see where brandon's headed, go to http://www.lowculture.com/archives/2005/02/if_brandon_davi.html

the future is not pretty. in fact, it's seriously fugly.

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That smirk of his always makes him look like Don Johnson, back in his young and coked-to-the-gills days.

The bloat is making him look like Don Johnson does now.

"... her bizzarro Look I What I Made at Camp, Mommy necklace ...."

ROFL!! You guys are just too good.

She should be forced to eat that quilt dress. Good Gawd, my eyes are still on fire.

her legs are like toothpicks! cheeseburger and strength-training, stat!

I think perhaps Teen Vogue magazine has confused the terms "style icon" and "cautionary example." Because unless the look Miss Mischa was going for was "underfed orphan raised by the colourblind goodtime girls of Sketchy Larue's Frontier Cathouse and Moonshine Emporium", she missed.

Also, Brandon's not perplexed - that face-meets-doorjamb look is his natural, and perhaps only, expression.

The skirt is kind of cute, in a "what to wear to a sorority dance" way. The top, however, seriously looks worse than something a seventh-grader would make in Home Ec. Oh, my heavens! You can't just tack lace randomly on fuschia satin and get a top out of it!

"Also, Brandon's not perplexed - that face-meets-doorjamb look is his natural, and perhaps only, expression."

they go so well together. with two facial expressions between the two of them, maybe they can trade back and forth for some novelty.

no, i guess not, mischa's already timesharing that constant dim glaze with paris hilton.

I can't even look at her without laughing, but Jason, I mean Brandon, I mean, sweaty guy being led around by the hand by an icky girl, he looks exactly like what he probably is-an overfed trust fund baby who just spent about five hours snorting coke and trying to drink beer in order to calm himself down a bit before going out in public.

Do you think they'll teach them style sense in the fancy-pants rehab they'll both end up in?

That quilt dress y'all were talking about ~ if I looked at the right one, it appears to be made from fabric yo-yos. And that's just scary.

i can't believe she's still with that dirtball.

That purple color does not look good on ANYONE!
Anyone over the age of 6 should NOT wear an eyelet skirt.

I would fug, but I'm blinded by the light from her forehead. A little powder will help you with that, hon. You look like the store dummy from Fredrick's of Hollywood.

OMG I hate you Mischa! My bf and I were on a plane sharing my fashion magazines and b/c she said something about "I never like to show my midriff" he thought she had good fashion sense. I'm tall and thin and often times a little bit of my stomach will show in certain shirts (like when i lift my arms) and he hates it. I was like "honey, I'm not being catty but her outfits are fucking hideous!" I want to show him all the Mischa fuggings but I promised no more celeb gossip. I'm trying to get a life ::giggles:: Back to making jewelry...

what's with the weird necklace? She's wearing it here with jeans:

http://people.aol.com/people/galleries/0,19884,1030156_9,00.html

I think that Brandon got some serious weight issue that run in his family. Bis brother is so fugly it hurts. His mum is fat too. As for him, he constanly seems on the verge to explode and become fat. He probably has to watch his weight. It may be genetic. But by dating Mischa he's making a good bet cuz the girl is so skinny that their future kids could be normal....

Three words: 80's. Prom. Catalog.

That's real? You mean... it's not a bobblehead?

Mischa is just depressing now. She can't dress. Her hair is hideous. Her boyfriend drips oil and appears to be eating all of their food. And her thigh looks odd there. Just... gross. Mischa, seriously. Go away. I hate you on The O.C and I hate you as a supposed fashion icon.

good god, i thought she was an olsen twin.

I think all of you guys are retarded. Who cares about a skinny actress you'll all jealous of. I came onto this site by accident. I was looking for a site to rip on Brandon Davis. That little bitch had everything handed to him. I hate that. I wish I knew where he lived so I could rob his ass, with 13 thugs deep. Anyways, who cares about what they are wearing. Everyone in here is probably a bunch of fat bitches and fags anyways. Get a life.

*I think all of you guys are retarded. Who cares about a skinny actress you'll all jealous of. I came onto this site by accident. I was looking for a site to rip on Brandon Davis. That little bitch had everything handed to him. I hate that. I wish I knew where he lived so I could rob his ass, with 13 thugs deep. Anyways, who cares about what they are wearing. Everyone in here is probably a bunch of fat bitches and fags anyways. Get a life.*

so totally agree with u! u guys suck, mischa is really pretty and she just isnt having a good fashion moment here, i mean, i bet u all have left the house wearing 'ugly as a cats ass' outfits at one point! she is way to good for brandon but u guys really should get a life, u bitch more than my little 15 year old sister.