Okay, Mischa, are you taunting me? Because you kind of look like you want a piece of me. Like you're saying, "Come and get me, bitch. I'm ready for you. Bring it on. Let's see what you've got."
Is that what you're doing? Is this a conscious ploy for my attention? A cry for help? Or is this some kind of sartorial version of You Got Served? Is this like the part where the kid spins around on his head, except the spinning has been replaced by purple velour sweatpants worn -- sweet God, no -- with a RICK-RACK SEQUINED CARDIGAN?
Do you REALLY want to do this to yourself, Mischa? Do you really want to hurt me? Do really want to make me cry? Do you want to make my eyes bleed? What other reason could you possibly have for dressing like your boyfriend's grandmother, Barbara Davis, from the waist up? Not to mention the fact that, according to W magazine, Barbara Davis raises kajillions of dollars for charity each year and when she sees you in those pants, she may very well think the you need some of that money to BUY YOURSELF PANTS THAT ARE APPROPRIATE TO WEAR WITH A CARDIGAN and, oh, will it be embarrassing when she tries to write you a check at brunch next week.
My only theory -- other than the I Am Going to Wear The Craziest Outfit I Can Think of Out Shopping So As to Taunt The Fug Girls HAHAHAHHAHA COME AND GET ME FUG GIRLS I AM SO READY FOR YOU SO BRING IT! theory -- is that, at some point en route to the Grove, Mischa spilled a Slurpie on her regular pants and had to fish her old Lounge Around The House Watching Lifetime and Eating Peanut Butter With a Spoon grubbies out of the trunk so as to avoid going pantsless in public.
Look, Mischa: I am trying to help you out. I sort of like Marissa now that she's a lesbian, so I'd like to throw you a bone. BUT YOU ARE NOT MAKING IT EASY FOR ME. LOOK AT HOW SHOUTY I AM.
Couldn't you at least have bought some pants? WORK WITH ME, KID.
I think I slept in those pants last night. They were very comfortable.
What is it with celebs wearing nightclothes in public?
Does this mean I can wear my 'I'm bloated and prementrual' pants in public and everyone will think I have a quirky fashion sense? I thought it just made me insane.
The smirk totally makes me think she's daring you. But I'm not positive--surely if she was really mocking you two, she would have worn that without a bra?
It looks like she just went shopping. Hopefully she has a better outfit in one of those bags...
Beauty is wasted on her! If I had her figure....Argh!! Come on Mischa!
Can we just start the pregnancy rumors now? I'm about six weeks away from the due date and while I would be very tempted to wear such a dazzling outfit, I would be sure to swing by Target and pick up some dressy Liz Lange slacks before throwing on some juicy couture. Maybe she thinks juicy couture really is couture and therefore okay to wear with such a formal thingy on top. OR MAYBE SHE IS JUST INSANE.
it's a virus! if you look behind her to the left another girl is wearing too long too tight muppet yoga pants also!
She is a very beautiful woman who clearly has no fashion sense. That cardigan belongs on the 1983 "Thriller" world tour, and those crushed velour purple sweat-pants belong on an episode of "What's Happening!!", being worn by Fred "Rerun" Barry.
Oh and that handbag is fug, too. Lest we forget.
Are those Chuck Taylors? It's probably a good thing that the street-sweeper pants are covering them, since they probably don't match anything else she has on.
ugliest stripe ever.
but check it out! she bought something at Bath & Body Works! (shout out!)
Come on. Obviously her rich boyfriend Brandon chose her clothes for her. He loves to dress very hobo chic for a gazillionaire. You know how it is, you party all night and crash in your cardigan only to wake up in the morning and throw on your Juicy pants and head over to the Beverly Center. Been there, sister!
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I wanted to add that I think from the neck up she looks lovely here.
but also that she has the skinniest. wrist. ever.
Oh gosh you're right..I just looked at her right wrist (the one holding the bags) and its ghastly!! Bone thin if ever there was such a thing. Someone get this girl a cheeseburger, STAT!
I notice she's not wearing that black bead necklace thingy she's has worn in every pic we've seen in the last few months.
I am choosing to believe that she had on some cute and sexy jeans, or something else that would match the top but not be black, and had a Menstrual Accident while shopping, and had to borrow someone's pants so the paparazzi could not photograph her with a blood stain on her ass, so that I can empathize with her, rather than believe she is stupid enough to wear that ON PURPOSE.
. . . or maybe Brandon barfed in her lap. He usually looks like that could happen at any minute.
I think her devilish face makes up for the mismatched outfit. The face alone makes me like her 10 times more than I did a few days ago when I just thought of her as another idiot-stick-figure-with-no-soul.
if I were Mischa I wouldn't look so smug until Brandon had actually married me (and I knew there were loopholes in the pre-nup)
Okay, does Karl Malone know that she stole his warm-ups from his Utah Jazz days? Why do all of the women in Hollywood have this completely warped since of how long their legs are!?! It is an epidemic. I am moving to LA and opening a dry cleaning establishment that specializes in getting gum, oil, and dirt off of pants cuffs. I'll be crazy rich. Then I too can visit the Oncler and buy a Thneed and wear is as a vest. Just like Mischa!
I wish the aliens would just invade us already, so we don't have to be exposed to this fugocity anymore.
Speaking of "bloated and premenstrual", one day when I was MENSTRUAL, these 15-year old kids made fun of me the whole bus ride on my way to work. It's because I was wearing Mischa's velour pants and the pad I was wearing underneath, one of those thin streamlined ones, mind you, had literally created a BULGE on my butt!
Look at them. Even Mischa's thighs look chunky in them. And they're always cut to sit so low on your hips that if you hike them up to cover your butt crack they give you major camel toe. You can't wear them anyway unless you have thongs, or you don't mind going commando. WRONG WRONG WRONG.
Hardly know where to start. Too much fug on one skinny little person. She looks like she might tip over from the weight of those sequins. Rick rack and sequins. The mind reels.
If she took the time to put on a top, some sparkly sequined vest thingy, a necklace, and a full face of make-up, surely she had time to hold her clothes up to the light of day and see if they matched! But wait -- what's she doing with granny apparel anyway (no offence to my Grammy who would never be caught in anything so fugly). With her salary, how hard would it be to either purchase a normal looking T and a decent pair of jeans, or hire someone to do it for her? There's no other explanation, but that the girl's an attention whore trolling for Jessica's and Heather's uninterrupted scrutiny. Must be a Hollywood group therapy session going on for that kind of thing right now as we speak. Get help, Mischa.
I constantly wonder if they sell mirrors in Hollywood, or if most actors and actresses are just freakin' blind.
Wait, no mention today about your awesome website being profiled on Salon. I was so proud when I read your quotes. Plus, they called the blog high-profile!! Go Jessica and Heather!!!
I think I've figured Mischa out. Her outfits are always half 72-year-old, half 12-year-old. She must think this averages out to a look appropriate for a 42-year-old, which is about how old girlfriend can look when she's not being heavily airbrushed. Looking 42 is fine... at 42. Not at 19. Mischa, honey, get thee to the Teen Vogue offices.
Carp Edog--A girl can't look smug until she's married? What the..?
And she IS an idiot stick figure with no soul! Have you seen how arrogant she is in EVERY interview?! And how better to scream "I'm a star" then to don 'The Quirky Outfit' in public? The young 'starlets' are just competing with each other to see who can be more quirky. This one is easy to figure out.
She mugged an organ grinder monkey for that cardigan. What's with the tshirt hanging a foot lower than the bottom of it?
Yoikes! Crikey! (*Alderene, Not 'Karls Jazz' lol)
..Are those backdoor-Kobe Virus's sweaties from the Lakers?? Say it ain't so!!
Note The Railroad Crossing behind Meshugah Barton---
Was Ms. Barton contemplating a fashionable suicide on the Tracks.--Thus her look?
Monica; was trying to make a comment about marrying for money (thus the loopholed pre-nup jab). Why else would anyone get naked with a fugboy as greasy and gross as Brandon Davis?
I dont think there is anything special about that girl at all....
I figured it out! The black top beneath the sweater is judt a regular v-neck cotton tee. So, she was kicking around the house in the v-neck, velour pants, and Chucks when she got a call about going out that night. She looked through her closet and couldn't find anything, so she decides to go shopping. "I'll have a driver," she thought "and no one will see me." But then, she looked at herself in the mirror and decided--just in case--she ought to cute herself up a little. So she grabbed that sequined cardigan she loves, brushed her hair up into a ponytail, threw on a necklace, and swept some gloss over her lips. Clearly, she thought the effect was pretty good....and she'd be wrong. So very wrong.
As one who is old enough to have owned velour clothing THE FIRST TIME AROUND, I have been appaled at the return of the velour sweatsuit. It's made no better by modern colors like grape and lime than it was in rust and chocolate.
We should all be cheering that this "outfit" isn't nearly as horrid as the majority of the ones in the Fug archives!! Also, maybe she is in cahoots with Bath & Body works which would explain her loofa-esque outfit from a month or two ago. My eyes are still wonky from THAT one.
If she is going to wear "comfortable" pants, she should at least get them in a color that DON'T make my eyes shrivel up and die. If only some of her co-star Rachel Bilson's fashion sense would rub off on my dear Bischa Marton (yes, that's what I like to call her) then she would be in the clear. She's probably just trying to keep us guessing.
I thoroughly enjoy the look on her face since up until today I thought she had the exact same expression in every...single...picture. I hope some of this newly-found facial movement transfers to "The O.C." One can hope, right? RIGHT?!?
P.S. You're right. She's TOTALLY calling you out, ladies!
I also must say that I die a little inside every time my eyes have the unfortunate experience of witnessing her horrid taste in fashion. I'm going to go weep in the bathroom now.
Sheer evil. Apparently, she and Drew Carey have the same stylist (check the "Robots World Premiere" folder at DailyCeleb).
It's a combination of "Geezer Chic" (the sequinned cardigan, the glittery bag) with "Homeless Chic" (the ill-fitting, overlong sweatpants, which are obviously someone else's castoffs, and the cheap cotton 3-for-ten-dollars t-shirt).
Coming next--"Terrorist Chic"? "Serial Killer Chic"? "Hitler Chic"?
Oh, Fug Ladies, It is SO on! Time to give that cankled, no talent ho the smackdown she so richly deserves!! Beat her like a four year old at K-Mart!! Glitter Cardigans worn with downward dog/LA Laker sweatpants? Not to mention the world's fuggiest choice of accessories? Even worse, parking in a fire lane? Bring it on? It's been broughten!!!!!
Missy Elliot called...she'd like her lower half back.
And that look on her face!
Maxi Pad Girl says:
"I should have used Stayfree, then I wouldn't have to borrow my fat friends sweats after my pad leaked!!"
It's not often that I dignify outfits like this by responding to them out loud... but this one elicted "PANTS! VEST!" from me, in a horrified tone, before I could gain control.
But then I looked at the pants again and kind of wanted them. So that's a problem.
*look again* Wait, nevermind. The colours still remind me of Barney the Dinosaur.
It looks as if we're catching her in the middle of a "walk of shame". She found the top and sweater she was wearing the night before, but strangely, her pants were nowhere to be seen, so her "Mr. Right Now" lent her a pair he keeps handy just for such an occasion. (What, you think he's going to lend out his GOOD sweatpants and never see them again?)
Not that I've ever been there or anything...
I wouldn't put her and Drew Carey in the same bag. At least he's funny, and can show multiple facial expressions in one day. Pus, he's a grown man who has never claimed to be any kind of fashionista. What Mischa Barton is doing right there is trying to act her age. It's very clear this girl can't act.
There's a girl at my school who some compare to Mischa Barton (it's apparently a compliment in the mediorce halls of academia). This is the same girl who just today wore grey and pink rain boots, hot pink leggings, a miniskirt, 3, if not 4, layered tops, and a leopard-print scarf. We're convinced that she in fact has no closet space in her home and must resort to wearing all of her shirts everyday, periodically changing which one is on top.
I have scrawny little wrists too, and I'm at least two Mischas big. Nobody ever recommends I have a cheeseburger, and I'd really like one. Why is that? Ohhh, right.
*pouts for nummy burger*
Frighteningly, there is a chick with the SAME PANTS on right behind her (albeit sparkly cardigan-less).
If everyone's wearing it, no one will notice?
Nah.
Even more annoying than her outfit is the fact that her fucking car appears to be parked in a FUCKING FIRE LANE.
Apparently convenient curbside pick-up is more important to Mischa than firefighters being able to rescue people from burning buildings.
who is she?
What you guys don't realize is that the car she's getting into is in fact, the fashion police, come to arrest her for her hideous "Barny the Dinosaur meets Norman Bate's Mother" ensemble.
She thinks its a joke, hence the smirk on her face, but little does she know that inside the car she'll be beaten with french Vogue magazines until she's unconscious.
The Fashion Police are allowed to park in the fire lane when its an emergency like this. She's a fire hazard in those pants anyway, as someone might try to light her garments on fire at any moment. I know I would.
Awww... I agree with the people above. I really like Mischa's non-wooden facial expression.
Too bad she had to go and mess it up with everything going on from the neck down.
she is getting into a car parked in the fire lane because... there WAS a fire! this is all she had time to put on, folks, so be kind. also, she's obviously suffering major trauma as a result of having all of her clothes and apparantly her common sense burned up in the place.
we should take up a collection to buy her some new clothes since everything except the wack rick-rack and the purple and green pants survived. i think it'd be really nice of us. i'll start the pledging by donating $1 to the mischa disaster relief fund. blackirish? adamp? fluffernutter? anon? are you with me?!
Okay, just to be pedantic: Where I live, at least, the laws about fire lanes say "An operator may not, except momentarily to pick up or discharge a passenger," park in restricted areas. Since she's getting into the passenger's side, she most likely fits into the "momentarily picking up" category, if the laws are similar wherever this pic was taken.
I'm pretty sure there's a distinction between stopping, standing, and parking, too - stopping means the driver is still in the car and the car's running; standing means either the driver's not in the car or the car's not running, I forget; and parking means the driver has turned the engine off and left the vehicle. So sometimes "no parking" doesn't mean "no stopping."
So, no tickets for the fire zone, but arrest her for those pants. The drawsting hanging out like a psuedopenis is what kills me.
Elayne, you're so right about the pseudo-penis. I missed it the first five or so times viewing the picture but now I've seen the light....er....penis...
Yeah, that's true. I guess if she's just getting picked up it's not violating any traffic laws.
But she should definitely be punished for that outfit. I'd really like to know what she was thinking when she put that on.
I'm I the only one who thinks that's a vest she's wearing and not a cardigan? Because, in my opinion, a rick-rack sequined vest is even worse!
Alderne= "I'll be crazy rich. Then I too can visit the Oncler and buy a Thneed and wear is as a vest. Just like Mischa!"
Great catch on the Suess ensemble-- She's trying out for the job of the Cat in the Hat for the traveling-I-can't-hack-it-on-Broadway traveling Suess musical. Someone should tell her that wearing the outfit on the street doesn't get you the job.
I'd love to go along with the "menstrual accident" theory--but anorexics don't menstruate.
She obviously has the same stylist as the Olsen twin. http://www.pammyland.com/2005/03/its-perfectly-fine-to-look-like-bag.html
re: Olson twin and GFY Kate Bosworth photo from last week
WHAT is with leggings and cowboy boots???? Particularly since the leggings don't go all the way down and leave a gap before the boot
by the look of those matthew perry-scary arms, i don't think this was a slurpee containment issue, which as we all know, is problematic at best.
the sly smile and sloppy pants could definitely be "knocked up & lovin' it! oh waaaaaay ay aaay waaaaaaay ay aaay, i won't have to work no more." good luck incubating in that poorly insulated oven, babe.
Beat her like a four year old at K-Mart!!
I'm still laughing, Blackirish!
I think some of these chicks are on to you ladies and are having a secret competition to see who can look the fugliest. there are probably O.C. slumber parties going on where this site is the main entertainment. Agents are being called for photographers to come at just the right moment of fugly for publicity.
this is the only reason i can come up with such weathly people looking so incredibly fugly.
If you take away the cardigan, that's so an outfit I would wear when I was staying at home feeling icky. Staying at home being the key words.
Until someone mentioned the Barney the Dinosaur colors. Now, I think I'll take the ones the girl behind her has on. Those are better colors.
I don't know what you guys are complaining about. That's a great "fresh outta rehab" outfit.
"LOOK HOW SHOUTY I AM"
my sentiments exactly, bravo!
Hee -- "beat her like a four year old at K-Mart." If only, BlackIrish, if only. Girl needs some slapping, or at the very least electroshock therapy, because if there's anyone even more sartorially schizo than Dunst, Gyllenhaal and Sevigny, it's our Mi-Mi. Sparklies and ratty velour -- oh my.
Ooh.. she is so daring you...
Apparently, Fox just sold off the FAT ALBERT wardrobe.
Mischa must be hungover, because this is a walk of shame outfit.
I don't really think she's calling anyone out...It really just looks like she's saying, "Are you guys gonna' make fun of me?" It's sort of guilty and sly, like she knows that she's going to be mocked, and is used to it...but she doesn't mind because she knows she messed up.
It's like you've made "friends" with her and she thinks you're cool, but she doesn't know you think she's awful. Like highschool.
You know, it's actually very clear to me what's going on here. Have you not seen all those breathy "Mischa Barton - the most beautiful girl in high school/Hollywood/the world" articles and photo captions? Girlfriend is suffering from the tragic my-shit-don't stink syndrome, one of the primary symptomps of which is that sufferers think that they can wear whatever they managed to fish out of the dirty laundry pile and look fierce. And you know what the really sad thing is? Bitch ain't even that cute! She got some heavy ferret-face action going on. Sigh.
Congrats girls, the site is featured on Salon.com, along with a phenomenology of fug!
Bravo!
in case nobody else has, I'd like to point out that some other asshole has the same pants on behind her. And that she's getting into a car in the fire lane. Puttin' the "oil" in "spoiled." God shows his disapproval by putting a giant white "X" in the sky.
Her thighs look HUGE for her. They're still way skinny, but they look ginormous on her.
That cardigan is giving me Nancy Reagan flashbacks.
Good detective work kids. It's all spot-on.
The immense white rope hanging out the front of the offending pants strongly supports the Menstrual Accident Theory.
Ms. Barton has had to resort to an overnight tampon* evidently, as her previous 'spillage' resulted in a soiled skirt.
Who'd have thunk that a girl so wee, so thin would still be subject to the menses?
*PSA - Toxic Shock Syndrome is no joke and tampons should *never* be worn overnight.
That cardigan has totally already been fugged - it's in the post regarding the tapered jeans combined with the I-need-to-pee pose.
I dont like her character in the show, much less do I like her outfit. She needs to step off the crack and get some tan. And an advisor for her nightly wardrope.
Taking Julie's advice I slept on the Barton conundrum.
Eureka! Call it late night Prostate inspiration!
The Barton sis is Mischkys Dresser! When they're together they are pretty ___ and 'well' dressed!
Why was the Baritone sis MIA???
I believe on this night, 'the Barton Sis' pulled, "pus yellow tater-bug pulling duty" which Blackirish has made famous.
*Of Course Black-I ...My family was so Angela's Ashes poor that our only entertainment was Tater-Bug races.
She looks as scary as the girl she played, yeard ago, in The Sixth Sense. I gotta give props to the casting director of this movie cuz he made the right decision in choosing her as the scary-ugly-pale-skinny ghost who scares the sh##t out of the little boy.
Aw She looks cute. Look at her smile.
Ive seen her in worse. Dont see why you're flaming on her.
Don't blame Barton. Blame J-Fug. The velour sweatpants are all her fault. I think it was a calculated conspiracy--a desperate plot hatched by a fame whore haunted by corporate-media-induced shame over her bodacious bootie: "If I purposely launch a fashion trend that will make everyone who emulates it look like a fat-assed, VPL-cursed, anvil-head-hungover, wearer-of-wifebeater-victim, Jerry-Springer-watching, Ben-&-Jerry's snarfing LOSER, the collective cultural embolism will be so seismic, no one will notice my big, big butt."
It worked. For awhile. But now it's over. Gals, these pants are the very nadir of fashion. Time to donate to Goodwill for the good of society.
What's really bad, at school today this girl in my class had on these same pants, only she had a matching satin jacket on with it. She also had on that same smug face. I almost called her Mischa, but she would've taken it as a compliment.
that may be the most retarded outfit I've seen anyone wear. ever.
OK, are people coming to this blog just to be contrary? I think Tess must be blind:
"Aw She looks cute. Look at her smile.
Ive seen her in worse. Dont see why you're flaming on her."
When has she ever been in anything good?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug.
In the Posters' Hall of Fame, BlackIrish rules yes? I am still pissing myself over "Beat her like a four year old at K-Mart"!!!!!
Let's not forget the fact that she's getting into a car, parked in the FIRE LANE! From what I can see, there is no fire. I may have to take out my citation pad and write her a good one!
Ahh yes... celebrity status is not exempt from my nimble fingers.
I think we should start a donation-type program where we can each donate an outfit that goes together. Then, once we've collected all the outfits, we can Fed-Ex them to the set of "The O.C." If THAT doesn't hit her as a hint, NOTHING will.
I am also considering sending Rachel Bilson a letter explaining to her that her dear friend, Bischa Marton, needs some style counseling.
Most of you seem very clever. Why do you spend your cleverness ragging on a 19 year-old? Who gives a flying turd what she wears? You should be ashamed.
Those pants are just begging for a bonfire.
Call me weird, but I'm kinda digging the cardigan.
There's something about Mischa I just can't stand, but I love those pants. But not with the top, no way. Her taste is definitely off. Remember that weird outfit she wore on the set of the OC?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/full2.jpg
Maybe she didn't pick it out, but still...
She did pick that outfit out. She doesn't use The O.C. stylist cause she is like, such a fashion icon and stuff. So she dresses herself.
I have sweatpants in the same colour as the stripes on ehr side. I once wore them in public. Yes, deep inside of me, there is a little Mischa daring me to dress badly. Or, wait, is that actually Marissa telling me to go with the lesbian vibe? Aaaaargh! Going insan-o here, hope it will not result in me ever wearing sweatpants in public again.
KSKITTEN, it's not the pants themselves. I think they're cute. It's just that you can't wear them with a sequined cardigan and go out on the town like that. If you were just hanging around and wore those pants with a wife beater tee, it would look cute. By the way, I hate sequined cardigans.
I'm beginning to think that she and Ashlee Simpson are shopping buddies.
First off I have to say I cant think of another site that on a regular basis has me laughing so hard I nearly pee my pants!
Second, Didnt she get enough taunting from another bad sequined thingy in 11/04. When will she learn. I have gotta say that this outfit is clearly a sign of a split personality. "Lets see half of me weants to head to the gym and half of me wants to look like a ninety year old heading of to the big band dance night at the Elks Club... Oh hell I'll just wear both!" Two words Mischa. SEEK HELP! (If nothing else scroll through here for what NOT to wear.)
who are you all to comment on mischa barton? she has more fashion then any of you have put together? okay so in the few pictures you have on here she doesnt look at her best. but you arent exactly showing the pictures where she looks beautiful and her fashion is amazing. tapered jeans are very in at the minute come to london and find out... everyone has their own fashion.. and their own style so you shouldnt judge people.. maybe you should take a look at yourselfs or maybe post some pictures of yourselves and see what people think of your so called taste in fashion!
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