Bijou Philips is in character for her leading role in the new film, There's Something About That Snotty Adolescent Who Works Down at the DQ Who's Always Chomping Her Gum And If I Find Some Gum in My Blizzard, I Am Going to Call The Manager, Which I Really Ought To Do Anyway, Because Her Attitude Is Just Not Acceptable:
damn that's scary
eww!
She has what I call "Medicine Cabinet Mirror Syndrome". That's where because you can only see yourself from the neck up, you have no idea just how bad you look from the neck down. And whoa.....she does indeed look pretty bad.
Check out the reactions of the guys around her: "Wow, she should be hot, but she just totally isn't."
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Check out the reactions of the guys around her: "Wow, she should be hot, but she just totally isn't."
She's pretty busted.
But, she's schizo so giver a break I guess.
is it just me, or does her forehead seem abnormally huge? like space-alien-huge?
Gosh her forehead is REALLY high.
Forehead? Looks more like a Sixhead to me.
She looks like one of the Coneheads with a wig on. Eww.
Don't mean to be a bitch, but one a day? Girls need to find replacements if you can't keep up the fug. My days are draggin'.
I have to give her credit. I personally could never have found Where's Waldo?'s socks so quickly.
Man o man! Look at the fivehead on this chick! If she bumps on it, she'd be a perfect Klingon.
The "outfit" would be simply adorable on a six year old. I concur about the forehead. Damn!
This totally un pc but...
Remember Heroin Chic, Porn Chic and Redneck Chic?
Does it seem like it has kind of crossed a line into Retarded Chic?
Look at that smirk. What is it saying? " I dressed myself."
I can see her and Bai Ling waiting by the side of the road for the "short bus".
While I whole-heartedly agree that this outfit is completely hideous and that her forhead is more like a five-head, I have to say... That is one cute scarf!
Sorry.
In addition to the fug outfit, she does indeed appear to have male pattern baldness. Overall rating: yuk.
And she's usually somewhat attractive. Tragic.
She's like a trashy Hilton sister.
Yup, no question about it, the light refracted from that forehead could power an eco-friendly car or several very large greenhouses. And the hair--does anybody remember those dolls where you cranked the arm and the ponytail came out of a hole in the head, growing longer with each crank?
I don't think a tug on Bijou's bony arm would make the hair grow, but the level of fug here leads me to believe there's a hole in her head.
mmmm... blizzards....
"im turning out to be as ugly as my half-sister Mackenzie!"
Holy receding hairline!!!
And what is it with the short skirts and winter boots? If you need the boots, or the knee-highs to keep your legs warm, then don't wear the short skirt! Geez Louise.
"She's like a trashy Hilton sister."
I think you mean trashier.
"im turning out to be as ugly as my half-sister Mackenzie!"
I love your site. You keep me guessing who or what is on the block each day. keep it up girls!
i'm gonna start carrying a shotgun so i can put people in ugg(lee) boots outta their misery.
MollyMonkey - holy shite....you just made me almost pee me pants!
I hope she is wearing underpants.
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Her hair is pulled back so tight, it looks painful.
She looks like a homeless Conehead.
It's "5-head Trailer Trash Barbie"!* Comes with a coupon for Walmart Original designer wear... just mail in coupon.
*Double-wide trailer set and crystal meth lab sold separately
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If I leave a nasty comment, will she come and beat me up?
I first thought I would be more forgiving if she perhaps buttoned the pink...blazerish thing...over that horrid top. Then it would only be an "oh, not a good choice but I can still see though my vision is a mite bit blurry" moment. And then I. Saw. The. Purse.
Is that the only purse she owns? Is it the only one her super size tampons fit in? Or her jumbo crack pipe?
I know not...but I DO know that brown boots + white purse = fashion sense of my 18 month old.
Ladies, love your site...you are fabulously entertaining and often make my day. Carry on.
Which way to the truck pull?
To me, that smirk on her face says: "I bet you think I dressed this way on purpose, don't you? You're wondering if I was trying on clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch during a blackout, or something. And I bet you all think you're so clever, laughing at what you think is my obvious lack of fashion sense and/or a stylist. But the joke's on YOU! I dress this way on PURPOSE. It's all a carefully orchestrated plot to distract everyone with my horrendously fugly outfits, so noone will notice that (whisper) I am not talented, beautiful, or particularly intelligent and therefore have no right to be semi-famous. HAHAHAHAHAHA."
Bijou, I just saw a commercial for Rogaine for Women last night, and it turns out they have a new fresh floral scent, so you know...just sayin'...
Are those scabs or bruises on her legs? Wait, don't answer. I don't want to know.
I don't know what to say about that purse except it's the ugliest thing I've seen today, and I've spent my entire day at a NASCAR race.
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"Don't mean to be a bitch, but one a day? Girls need to find replacements if you can't keep up the fug"
Heather and I have full-time day jobs. We do this site for fun. It doesn't pay the bills. And yet, the bills keep coming.
We do update every work day, and that's not going to change, but we're going to have to ask that you be patient and understanding when we can't update like maniacs.
"...it's the ugliest thing I've seen today, and I've spent my entire day at a NASCAR race."
I do believe that covers the situation admirably.
Brava, Catherine.
Word, Mackenzie Phillips is totally ugly, and Bijou is on her sweet way. Ugh. Isn't she, like, almost 30 by now. Whay does she still dress like a 13-year-old.
Fucking debutantes.
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Wouldn't be that easy to find replacements for Heather and Jessica, now would it? Lots of people think they're funny, but few actually are. I suppose some of the TWOP folk could always sub in if the ladies needed a vacation -- Sars and Wing Chun seem admirably suited to this sort of thing. But that's for them to decide, since it's not like we're paying them to provide content or anything.
In other news, this outfit could have been decent if she scrapped all of the accessories, put on some sandals, and let her hair down. I don't mind the top, the skirt is short but not a Bai Ling Belt, and the blazer is cute. But lord, I haven't seen a ponytail that high since my junior-high days.
She reminds me of one of Strawberry Shortcake's friends . . . . if Shortcake hung out with drop-outs . . . . who sniff glue . . . . who sleep with the sheriff's deputy so they don't get busted . . . . who hang outside the 7-11 asking grownups to get them a bottle of Strawberry Hill or Mad Dog.
Jessica and Heather: Take it as a compliment that we're clamoring for more fug -- you've created a legion of fug junkie minions! This site is worth it's hilarity in gold -- sorry it doesn't pay the bills.
This is a bitchin look for a three year old. I too rocked the pony tail on top of the head deal......in 1986....it was rad then but it sucks now. I may be reaching, but I'm pretty sure her hobby is shaving the skin off cactus to make mescaline. Good times.
P.S. I want her to marry and reproduce with Corky from the hit TV show, "Life Goes On". I can't quite articulate why without bursting into flames, but I know in my heart it would be perfect.
This is a bitchin look for a three year old. I too rocked the pony tail on top of the head deal......in 1986....it was rad then but it sucks now. I may be reaching, but I'm pretty sure her hobby is shaving the skin off cactus to make mescaline. Good times.
P.S. I want her to marry and reproduce with Corky from the hit TV show, "Life Goes On". I can't quite articulate why without bursting into flames, but I know in my heart it would be perfect.
She's crazy. Just pray she doesn't have a butcher knife in that bag. If she doesn't, then bravo, she did an excellent job dressing herself today. Congratulations, Bijou. Now just keep walkin'.
as the saying goes, she's prepared to die with her boots on. chances are, after all that crystal meth she's doing (her clothes continue to betray her "secret"), looks like that's gonna be sooner rather than later.
can't you just see her cutting up rails of yellowish meth with her fat, sweaty biker boyfriend in some rusty trailer in arizon after her shift at the dq? he has a long ponytail and is balding on top, like her. he wears black homemade harley davidson tank tops and long black cargo shorts with his motorcycle boots, like her. it's a thing. it's their thing.
Bijou Philips just sucks so bad. I don't even care what she's wearing.
So totally unacceptable I don't know where to begin. Does this child have an actual talent? I know her sisters sing and act, what does this one do? There is NO excuse for this appalling ensemble as there are homeless people with a better sense of structure and proportion. Even if she is high, that does not adequately explain or excuse this pile 'o fug.
"Don't mean to be a bitch, but one a day? Girls need to find replacements if you can't keep up the fug"
Sheesh. I'd like to see YOU search the internet every day for several hours to find pictures, then write something really witty and creative about it, IN ADDITION to your full time job. And doing it all WITHOUT GETTING PAID FOR IT.
Show some gratitude.
She looks like someone that would be featured on HBO's "America Undercover" series. I can so see her smoking Marlboro Reds and turning tricks for hits off of the crack pipe.
Sixhead indeed.... I could fall to my death from that forehead.
I second Amanda's ONE A DAY!!! WHERE ARE THE FUGS??? WHAT'S UP??? I NEED, I WANT, I MUST HAVE!!! MORE....
"does anybody remember those dolls where you cranked the arm and the ponytail came out of a hole in the head, growing longer with each crank?"
Molly Monkey! the Chrissie doll, I sooo wanted one of those but never got one out of my parents!
I think the hair is totally Gene Simmons from Kiss. I wonder what happens if she sticks HER tongue out? heh...
this girl obviously soooo does not want to grow up and be a big girl. this outfit would look really cute on a little girl, especially since the top is probably the size of a little one, but on a grown up, this is all just sad.
The male reactions in the background...priceless.
I must correct. Those are biker boots, not ugg boots. Not that it improves the look mind you...
And one a day is more then I could pull off, so, keep on keepin on gals.
I, too, am Addicted to Fug (might as well face it...)
But I applaud the FugMeistresses for setting some boundaries. Hey, kids, we don't want a Time Out, do we?
As for this, I think that Bijou and the Blue-Footed Booby should open a "fashion" house. Between the two of them, they have enough Fug Power to out-fug Chloe Sevigfug and the Fugitation of Christ people.
And that's a lot of Fug Power!
'Yeah, this is Lambchop hung over my shoulders. The rest of him is in this purse - along with Shari Lewis' rotting hand. His voice is in my large head and her fingernails fray the hem of my skirt. I'm the winner, THOUGh. I HAVE THE POWER!!!!! MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE BE DAMNED!!!!!!
Sweetie, bangs are your friends. Hie thee to a hairdresser posthaste.
It's Pippi Longstockings!
but not nearly as cool
and she doesn't have the pet monkey or ride the cool horse standing up
Damn, you beat me to it! I was gonna say that she is Pippi all grown up without the braids, and maybe without the adult supervision that she didn't have, she grew up to become a crack-pipe smoking prostitute.
Typical stupidity on this site.
This is what happens when aliens assume that they can adapt a human disguise simply by mushing all the fashion trends (Harajuku girl, bathrobe chic, cancer patient, and then some) together and hoping the Earthlings fail to notice.
http://www.geocities.com/adalmin
Looks like Marg Helgenberger having a mid-life.
If you're having issues with aging, get thee to a dermo's office. Stay away from Raves and Claire's Accessories, PLEASE.
Is she heading to an IMAX theater to sub for the screen?
Heather and Jessica, keep on doing your great work. It is not your fault we are all huddling around the screen, looking for new pics like Whitney Houston looks for crack rocks.
Well, it kind of is, but I wanted to make you feel better.
Hey now. I'm a cancer patient and we wear NOTHING like this. Even bald, we hide our sixheads with hats and scarves. And those boots? Not allowed. Not anywhere. No excuses.
I deal with my Fugdiction in my own way, and do not berate my procuresses.
That said, I've seen better fashion sense at the East Nashville Wal-Mart after ten p.m. . The hookers in my old neighborhood wouldn't have gone from the car to the corner looking that bad.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who saw some resemblance to Marg Helgenberger. I seem to remember photos of Bijou at maybe 16 years of age with her head shaved. Maybe she just loves the infinity head look.
Good God, you could map out the entire northern hemisphere on that dame's forehead.
Heh... SEVERE FRONTAL BOSSING. (High forehead syndrome.) Wow. I'm sorry, but jeez... those clothes... I'm speechless. And I'm a cancer patient too, and I would never in my life wear - or even want to see - that sort of outfit.
wow. high forehead or receding hairline due to over-tight ponytail?
do i see some sort of tokyo influence in her clothing there??
Umm is it wrong that I like this outfit in parts? Not for a red-carpet event of course, but maybe just to go to the mall. Hate the boots and the purse. And her SixHead. The rest of it, I can work with. Now, someone tell her to stand up straight!!
She woke up, put ...this... on, did her hair - like that - and thought, "I look good!"
The enormity of that mistake has left me speechless. I can't think of anything even vaguely amusing to say when I'm faced with someone going out in public looking so - pathetic.
Apologies for the unamusing post...
she could not have picked a worse hairstyle. not only are high ponytails like that really 1986, they totally accentuate the vast expanse that is her forehead.
Methinks I see some cheekie implants...
Also, "If Helen Hunt and Marg Helgenberger had a love child".
She looks like that girl in high school. You know the one.
I'm not sure where to begin, but the boots seem to draw the eye downward, so that's as good a spot as any. So yeah... when the circumference of your leg does not quite make it past the three centimeter mark, it's really best not to wear boots that give the appearance of you slipping your dainty pieds into an sickly, tannish-colored cinderblock. The shred of calf and thigh muscle not dissolved by years of passing up sandwiches for one piece of lettuce and a cigarette seem to be straining under the sheer weight of the boots.
The skirt/groin floss is fine with the light pink jacket. Fine as in, "I'm off to the 'bucks. Can I bring you back a Frappacino?" The scarf, bag, socks, and cinderblocks don't work with the outfit, but that super tight ponytail has to be impeding cognitive functioning somewhat.
My 3-year old just walked in and saw me scroll past the picture, and said "let me see that girl, Mommy". I did, and he said "she looks ugly". Out of the mouths of babes...he then added "she's not beautiful, only you, Mommy" (so maybe his judgment isn't PERFECT...but his diplomacy skills are not bad)
He made me stop at a picture of Heidi Klum last night and said she was beautiful too, so at least I'm in good company..I'm sure Heidi would be sooo flattered to be compared to me.
Why is this woman famous? I really want to know. I've heard of her before and that she's known, but why?
Well, at least I feel better now about my receding hairline.
Didn't this chick used to be kinda hot?
She needs a fringe badly, and the outfit is too casual for a formal event (if that is where she is going), but otherwise it's not that ugly. Is it because I'm not American?
OK, i skipped down because, even if someone has said it before, this "being" is not a native of our planet, if you get my drift.
She. Is. Wearing. Beige. Biker. Boots. The horror has me transfixed - I want to look away but cannot. I hope someone close to Bijou sees and prints this picture - it should come in handy at her next intervention.
I'm so glad that you accepted my request. *grin*
I'm a FugJunkie, and as every other person who has abused narcotics before, you know the rule that you DO NOT slap the hand of your FugPushers!
Hah, so there. I satisfy my daily FugCrave by:
- revisiting the archives
- refresh my reading of the latest comments
That said, B. Phillips's forehead, if in an asian culture, would be termed as "extremely intelligent", as high foreheads are deemed so. However, she should also take GOOD ADVICE not to:
a) put her hair in ANY goddamn style that exposes the whole shape of her face especially where the face boundaries meets the hairlines; and
b) wear like she were attending a halloween party, or a high-school nerd.
That's all.
Nasty outfit, but Wow! she has a pretty face, if you can see past the, um, mountain of a forehead.
With all the money she got, couldn't she afford to by a more decent and prettier pair of boots? Those shoes are probably the ugliest I've seen in my life. Even Payless shoes or Winners could provide her with something more elegant. This is a shame!!!! Her hair do makes her look like a yorskshire pet. The bag is, well, a shame. The socks are unexplainable. There's nothing going on for her in this pic. She should stay home. The only career opportunity this human waste has is as a C-list actress maybe...
The outfit wouldn´t have been that bad, if she were at least 10 years younger, didn´t have such a freakish long forehead and she would have worn some pink Nikes instead of those horrible boots.
yorkshire terrier, hah! now get the leash and take her to the fab five.
Ooooooh, I LUUUUUVS those socks! I DO! I LUVS 'em! I WANT some! No, really. I have a sock thing. It's a character flaw.
From the thighs up, she could be any number of girls I went to high school with in 1989. ROCK ON!
I like the skirt and the jacket. Everything else is just kind of cringeworthy.
Wrong side of the tracks in Whoville
I'm speechless. That's the fugliest of the fug.
I'm fugdicted too.
Is this an alternate universe? The one where Worf got married to Deanna Troi and they had two children. This is their teenage daughter.
Seriously, if she keeps treating her hair like that she's going to end up with alopecia.
Having searched for and found the "Nony Tochterman" mentioned on another thread, we have an equivalent in GB called "Sue Pollard" http://www.geocities.com/nasakenai_douji/
she has a voice reminiscent of chalk on blackboard and her "fashion sense" is an oxymoron.
Thank heavens for the remote control...
first - "She's like a trashy Hilton sister." -
um, as opposed to... what?
second - her having a leaving role as an "adolescent"? Yeah, maybe if she wasn't forty... that's about as believable as Olivia Newton John and John Travolta playing teenagers...
and lastly - Heather and Jessica work hard for their money - so hard for it, honey, they work hard for their money, so you better treat them right
I just hope that in between psychotic bouts, her narcissism leads her to google herself and she happens upon this page and reads these comments, it might be the thing to put her over the edge....
Remember in art class when learning how to draw faces, and your art teacher would tell you to draw a faint line for the eyes half-way through the oval that is the head. And you were like "Really? Half-way? I just don't think eyes are in the middle of my head."
Art teachers everywhere are now using this photo as evidence.
She's clearly just a long person in general (the tops of her legs would reach my chin, and I'm 5'4") but whoa. The hairdo is NOT flattering.
the outfit is similarly less than flattering - high socks, boots, and a scarf, plus a mini-skirt? Yeah, I'm not getting it.
Fugstresses, you do lovely work and I feel blessed to have access to it, regardless of how many you post per day.
The Itsy Bitsy spider crept into the premiere, down came the rain and washed poor Itsy out . . .
Oh that hair. Its so pulled back... Just watch for a paparazzi shot of her the next day: HELLO RECEEDING HAIRLINE!
The sad thing is, the separate pieces of her outfit are not horrific--separately. I really like the blazer and the scarf, in fact. But I will never understand the practice of pairing pieces together as if you a colorblind person on crack. The result is HIDEOUS. The volcano hairstyle does not help the matter.
*crawls into a corner and whimpers*
so... confused......
I like the, shall we say, centre, of the outfit. The skirt and blazer. But when your eyes gather up the courage to peek into the other areas... ach..
the boots... the socks... the hair...
the forehead, she can't do much about. Except BANGS.
the bag and the scarf aren't evil, no. I might even wear them. If forced to. At gunpoint.
If am not mistaken, that bag she is carrying is a Nicky Hilton "design" -
http://www.goclothing.com/womens-nicky-star-wht.html
What's the lesson we can learn from this? Never touch anything related to a Hilton sister- it will fug you up.
Just a note to "one a day?" girl, as well as whoever had the gall to "second" her bitchy whining: I think an apology is in order. Because, really, who are you? And what makes you think you can make demands like that? GFY is not a taxpayer-funded public service. It is a fun, entertaining website published by two women who have lives. Unlike you. So please, do all the more humble, grateful readers a favour and take your useless complaining somewhere else. Maybe the two of you could start your own whiny (but frequently updated!) site... let me know how that works out.
Her hairline sits way atop her large egg-shaped head. Just as her skirt sits hight above her waist.
Get bangs, change your socks, and remove that silly scarf from around your neck. Then do something about that too-tight camisole.
"She's clearly just a long person in general (the tops of her legs would reach my chin, and I'm 5'4") but whoa. The hairdo is NOT flattering."
She's not tall. In fact, IMDb only has her at 5'4". God, now I wonder if she's even that tall. She was always too short to be a model, but got into it because of her family connections.
What is Danny Masterson thinking?
Or maybe he just closes his eyes REAL tight when he's banging that. *shivers*
She looks like Julie Cooper-Nichol, if Julie had stayed in Riverside and never married up.
Who said upthread that she's pushing 30?
This creature was BORN in 1980...which means that she was barely cognizant during the time period of "fashion" which she appears to be referencing here.
Sorta. If the 80s were all about crack.
And also? Heather & Jessica, we 'preciate ya.
What I like best about this picture is the guy who appears to be shielding his penis againt the fug that is Bijoux. He's probably thinking,"Stay away from my crotch,you white trash abomination! You will not burrow into my junk to lay your devilspawn and then later,burst out of my pants as a fully grown albino,meth-for-blood alien VS predator reject wearing beige biker boots, Ronald McDonald striped socks and with a forehead as big as Mount Rushmore! You will not put your disease in me!!!!
"But, but I do match and I did, like, TRY to coordinate everything like my stylist, like TOLD me to do when she was helping me go through the Goodwill thing, you know what I'm sayin'? Like, look--my pink striped sox KINDA match my jacket and like, there are these really kewl little pink flowers on my plastic purse that bring it all together like, and my boots match my hair and it is, like KINDA pulled back a little tight, you know what I'm sayin' and like my scarf is white so it goes my purse again and there ARE white stripes on my sox, too, right? So it does all, like, KINDA match. I mean like, it MIGHT look like I just go released from one of those rural treatment places to get off crystal or smack or something, sponsored by the Pentecostals for sweet girls like me just know we're cool 'cause Mama named me Bijou, like you know?"
And isn't "trashy Hilton sister" redundant?
Give me more Andie MacDowell Headlight shots anyday.
Sweet Baby Jesus.
Ewww, whats with the hair and those socks with the shoes??? yikes!
A friend of mine told me that this hair-don't is called a "council house facelift".
Strawberry Shortcake called. She wants her socks back.
Oh look, it's Yard Guy in the back left.
It really looks like she is channeling Parker Posey's character in waiting for Guffman. "If you're thirsty, you can get a coke...."
I HATE BIJOU PHILIPS..and it is not simply because she is ugly, dresses horribly and deserves to get her skinny ass kicked.
She sucks. In every way.
...I used to dress my Barbies like this.
Dude, I TOTALLY saw her get busted for smoking Capris in the Mall parking lot! Her mom is, like, SO pissed off!
Unfortunate picture, makes her look like a cross between her mom and Mr Burns. o_O
I just wanted to say that I'm no fan of Ms. Phillips, nor her fug, but I would totally see that movie, based on the title alone.
Um, Steve: the retarded kid and short bus comments? Fuck you. Parent of disabled kid; just had to say it. Oh, sorry, was that not PC either? Asshole.
OH, that poor dalmation.
It looks like someone set her on fire then put her out with a wet chain.
Can I keep the boots, though? I like the boots, just not with those ... sock ... things.
The rest of it is just very mediocre-slash-ugly.