Fugshanti

That is SO more "Chewbacca does Denim" than Ewok, but I see your side too.

This is an improvement from her usual look of torn leftover JLo dresses.

Oh totally, don't you hate it when Snuffilufigus get's all grabby?

The way her hair is done, she looks like she attached two Davy Crockett (sp?) tails to her head as hair extensions....Oy this hurts my eyes

At first I thought the fur on the collar was part of some demented pigtail thing she had done with her hair. Yikes!

That fur looks like Tina Turner's hair in the "What's Love Got To Do With It?" video.

It wouldn't be so bad if it a) weren't worn with that particular top, and b) didn't have the roadkill attached to the wrists.

It's sort of weird that her furry fug coat is the same color as her hair. at first glance it looked like she had heinous extensions pulled into pigtails.

The "Star Wars" allusion is a good one, because if you can somehow look beyond the infinite fugliness of the jacket-let, the high collar of the shirt underneath is also giving off an "Ambassador from the planet Nimrod" vibe. And what's with the little ivory clutch? Does it belong in any way at all??

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They killed Fozzie the Bear?

Lion King 4: Simba's revenge.

Jesus, that jacket really does look like an Ewok...

"Even a man who says his prayers and gets to bed by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.."
This fugly outfit is so channeling an image of Lon Chaney, Jr. about halfway through his transformation into the wolfman. Especially the furry hands. If only she'd stuck out her lower jaw and said "Raaawrrr" for the photographer.

Well, at least the gucci jean scrapes are brown to match. I mean, it would have just looked ridiculous otherwise.

Looks like the Ewok also tried to gnaw through her jeans to get a bite out of her knee.

You just know she paid at least a couple of hundred dollars for those ripped jeans, and thinks they look *fine*!

She could have just saved her money and asked me. I've got about 4 or 5 pairs in the bottom of a drawer somewhere, some even with a rip in the butt area. Klassy, I tell ya.

I'm not especially anti-fur, but it makes me sad when an animal had to die for that.

whassup with that shirt collar? it has all the panache of a high collar tied perilously close to the throat without the awkwardness of an actual cape attached. genius!
p.s. ashanti dear, there's a 'drapes matching the carpet' joke that you're just barely circumnavigating here.

The thumb holes add a certain...ick-factor.

The thumb holes add a certain...ick-factor.

She could have made the world's fastest switch from FUG to THE UNFUGGING, if she had just taken off that coat. I approve of rest of the ensemble.

Her smile is really cute, though.

Can I just say how happy I am that you are posting more than once a day again?!!? Hooray for Heather and Jessica!

And shame on Ashanti for thinking that this outfit might garner her a place in the Jellicle cats- didn't anyone tell this girl that long-suffering, ahem, long-running musical finally got the axe?

Can I just say how happy I am that you are posting more than once a day again?!!? Hooray for Heather and Jessica!

And shame on Ashanti for thinking that this outfit might garner her a place in the Jellicle cats- didn't anyone tell this girl that long-suffering, ahem, long-running musical finally got the axe?

Not only do I not find fur attractive in general, but Ashanti has fugged it up a note. She's got fur claws like a wild animal. Manicured, Lee Press-On Nail fur claws. Nothing like reminding people of where your coat came from.

If I were a hunter, I'd gladly slaughter her and hang her up above my fireplace.

Oh, and Ashanti? Boxing gloves usually DON'T have giant fur pom-poms attached.

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dude, my sister has a stuffed dog in her room that's been in her possession since she was four. the thing is almost thirty years old, is nappy as shit, and looks exactly like the fur on this jacket!

This coat reminds me of the CSI episode Fur and Loathing(I told ya'll that I'm hooked) where a perv gets murdered at one of those mascot sex conventions. I wonder how many furries and plushies Ashanti had to knock off to get this coat.

It looks liked she kneeled in chewing gum in a hot parking lot.

Although I could probably comment on like a thousand wrongs about this outfit, but I will only say this. Will celebrities leave my muppets alone? Every time I look up, some celebrity is trying to pass off the skin of Fonzie, Gonzo, or, for shame, Kermit off as a passable jacket! Stop pillaging my childhood for your sartorial choices. It's off limits!

just to clarify: that is actually a wookie pelt she is wearing, a la boba fett. she, too, is an intergalactic bounty hunter and that is why her jeans are all torn. she's been working really hard and got into a scuffle. gotta give the girl props, though, cuz her hair matches her wookie pelt *and* her shoes. nice.

as Southern Fug wisely pointed out, those swavey talons of Ashanti's really complete the ensemble in a very fugly way. In fact, she just looks like a hairy, taloned, wild beast dressed in jeans. (monica gellar's #1 pet peeve: animals dressed as people).

The rest of the outfit is ok, but as my mother used to say, Darling your jeans are smiling.

sorry, as *Molly* pointed out about the nails. I always read this thing backwards. doi.

Totally looks like she's kneeled in bubble gum!

When did Ashanti move to Alaska? Doesn't she know that there is this thing called indoor heating?

Bargain Basement Beyonce meets JLo Skankwear... looks like someone skinned a lion and hastily threw the pelt over her shoulders... But the worst of it is the fact that the jacket is cropped. If you're gonna wear all of that bulky fur, shouldn't it at least hit you at mid-thigh?

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Well she i in the right spot to wear that fire hazard of a coat. At least the NYC fire department is there to put out that rats nest if someone is smoking a cigarette to close her arm.

She is actually very pretty, it's just that the different items all put together...well, to put it nicely, they clash. But that's all.

Hmmmm. The coat is in fact horrid, the shirt is lovely though, the shoes are cute, her purse is nice, even if doesn't match...the pants look really cheap though. Like she picked them off the bargain rack at Marshall's, and for God's sakes, she's Ashanti. She can afford Designer Jeans. Also her hair is horrid. But she's Ashanti, and Ashanti and Mya will always be my queens of R&B, and certainly not that darn Beyonce. >.

Ashanti is so cute! Why is she always dressing in the dark?

But I will approve of this outfit if, as TexasExile insinuated, a furry died in the process.

I just want to give her props for NOT actually going all-out with the shredded jeans. (I saw a pair at Hollister a few weeks ago when my brother was doing his birthday shopping spree for $60 that looked like they'd been through a paper shredder-ew!)

I kinda like the shirt, but with, ya know, a complete pair of jeans. The jacket just needs to be given a proper burial.

give her a break guys, girlfriend is clearly in denial. but you know what? I think we've all been there. That moment when you start gaining weight and your pants get a little tighter so you've gotta lay down on the bed to zip them up. They stretch out after a couple hours so you might eventually be able to sit down...

but when the LINING of your POCKETS is clearly peeking out, its really time to go up a size. I'm just sayin.

Actually I think she looks super-cute. But that entire outfit is a total trainwreck.

"fur" jacket by kmart. crooked fake nails by dollar general clearance bin. don't tell me that's not highclass.

Perhaps she should invest in a pair of knee pads.

The faux-wear on the knees indicates...what?

Is this a trend towards crack-ho-workin-in-the-alley chic? Please cease this right now.

her hair is a really nice colour, but the style is kind of half-half (ie. half on the way to a nice style (messy-curly), also half on the way to another nice style (smooth, swept), but doesn't make it to either). the shirt is really nice. but a cropped furry jacket? the bits around the wrists look really stupid.

a friend of mine actually met ashanti while on vacay in miami and said she was soo GEARLESS. meaning, she wears shit from wetseal and such and i'm guessing she looked cute while doing so. which i'm taking as: she can't pull of high fashion, so ashanti, dear, stick to your wet seal brand clothes, you obviously cannot handle anything that costs more than $100

Y'all are just mean. You know, the Beast only has a certain amount of time to find her soulmate before she is stuck that way forever. How is she gonna find that special one without first advertising? She doesn't even have a rose to help her keep track.

I see a bad moon a'rising. An American Fugwolf in New York.

First, Ash,when you're doing your laundry prior to making a public appearance,while removing your shirt from the dryer it's not a good idea to kneel in the pool of bleach you spilled. And former Lady of Soul,this outfit makes me think-Davy Crockett("killt her a bear when she was only three")or a remake of the Lion King where Scar would kill and skin the hyena played by Whoopi Goldberg and present the pelt to Simba's girlfriend(played by Ashanti) as an engagement gift.Would explain the dreadlocked look of the collar & cuffs. And at least we know PETA ain't even gonna bother throwing paint on this rag, cause as far as I know,the orlon is not an endangered species, but fur is murder-TO CLEAN.

Hey NTRUBLE, I thought I read somewhere that the crack-ho-workin-in-the-alley chic look was the new black...or was that tweed....I forget.

Wow, I didn't know Huggy Bear had a little sister. She should quit raiding his closet for coats though, and give them a decent burial in the back yard.

The weird marking on the knees are creeping me out too-- the one on her left leg actually looks like a giant eye!

"This coat looks like a muppet is trying to cop a feel." I think I've just inhaled my tonsils. THANK YOU!

fur = gross.

Ok, I am for once really and truly honestly laughing out loud. A muppet copping a feel, ohmyg-d.

If you're not capable of killing the animal yourself, don't wear fur. Nothing fashionable about investing in death for your vanity.

It looks as if the fur is eating it's way up to her cute little face!