HollaFug Girl

I hate the new Gwen. Her clothes are hideous. She always wears those stupid leggings that look like someone cut the toes off on oversized spandex onesie. And those beyond-stripperlicious clear plastic platform shoes that lace up her spindly legs! I won't even mention her harem of clown-faced costumed asians.

Whoa... what has to be wrong with you to come up with this kind of combination?

Are those white, toe-less stockings?
In animal print heels?

Simple explanation. Those are her brains coming out of her ears.

Aren't Spanx supposed to be worn UNDER clothes?

Simple explanation. Those are her brains coming out of her ears.

Are those Spanx?

There are numerous things that make this outfit absurdly wrong, but I will just mention two: those, uh, leather cut-offs are bunching uncomfortably, and I fear that those are *stirrup* tights. Like REALLY fear.

What happened to my little Gwenny-Gwen-Gwen? I used to adore her fashion sense even if I didn't always agree (Kinda like a singing Carrie Bradshaw) This makes me sad... :(

Is that a lumberjack shirt worn as a coat? And are those earmuffs or hair ornaments (that look like earmuffs)? But my favorite thing is that she is holding the lumberjack shirt as if it were a mink or something, she is so proud of it.

I think Gwen went deranged after finding Gavin had a secret lovechild. This is how she's acting out.

I'm surprised she doesn't already have her own category.

The tights. WHY THE TIGHTS??

Her outfit may be a bit odd, but those legs.. my GOD those LEGS..

sincerely,

"a big, dumb drooling male"

Again, i am back to the age old question - at what point do you look in the mirror and say Yes! This looks terrific, this is the look for me.

I mean, did she try the outfit at some point *without* the plaid lumberjack shirt and find it to be missing that je ne sais quoi?

widdle gwennie dwessed herself today before pwee-school! -i love how she looks so damn proud of herself, the moron.

I agree that her legs look better than they have in a long time (since circa "Don't Speak", or before she lost a ton of weight). That is because white shiny thights will make anyone look fatter, and in her case that is a good thing.

Where does one purchase pink tulip earmuffs?

I Google-imaged "70's sport coat" and this is what came up:

http://cache.tias.com/stores/marcjoseph/pictures/7000-00410a.jpg

It's like a perfect match!

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Good lord, what happened to Gwen 'I'm just a loser from Anaheim' in her cute little punky glam outfits? I see blue, green, brown, white and pink...good combinations in nature, sure. Leather, animal prints...nice, though a wee bit tacky unless there's a safari or biker theme. Create an ensemble with them that includes plaid? Fugly beyond fug. Soon to be seen on an E! special...Good Girls Gone Fug.

Sad. So sad.

are those some post Lipo support hose?

yeesh~

i think we just caught Miss Stefani after playing a heated game of "Who Can Form An Outfit From A Bin At Goodwill The Fastest?" actually, come to think of it, she is playing that game alot lately...

Remember that girl from a little while back - forget her name - with the horrid plaid Bermudas? I think you found her a matching sport coat.

Ok, I don't think this is too bad. If she took off everything she was wearing, and put on some jeans or a nice skirt, with a cute top she'd look great! The necklace can stay, although I'm sure a close up would reveal that it would be better left at home too...

Poor Gwen...she's so excited that she's crossed the line from being thin to being really really really skinny that she thinks that its ok to wear WHATEVER she wants...siiiigh.

Good lord. Remember when she didn't try too hard? When she was Just a Girl? When we could respect her? I miss that. Clothing lines just go to people's heads.

EWWWWWWWW!!!! That's it! I've had it with these people!

Until, of course, Heather and Jessica provide me with new fug.

Poor Gwen. This is just wrong.

I think that those are Hostess Sno-Balls attached to her head.

White stirrup tights. *shudders*

So I guess it is true...

Peroxide destroys brain cells! Especially the portion of the brain that controls one's sense of fashion.

Tragic.

This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

the scary thing is that this woman fancies herself a fashion designer, when it's quite clear that she shouldn't be allowed to dress herself, never mind other people. the person who compared her to carrie bradshaw is quite on. and this is coming from a gwen fan.

There are so many bad things going on here it is making my head spin.....

1. Pink flower that looks like it was made by a pre-schooler with tissue paper an paste? check.
2. Underwear showing? check.
3. Demented plaid jacket? check.
4. Inexplicable leather cut-offs? check.
5. Say it isn't so WHITE stirrup leggings? check.
6. Giraffe print shoes with red heels? check.

I think I need to lie down now.

Too bad there isn't some sort of fine for dressing this badly. That would be a good way to raise money for oodles of things.

I think she looks cute enough. Not a true fashion disaster.

"Not a true fashion disaster", what? Are you kidding me? What would mke this a true disaster, then, if her purse didn't match her shoes?

Oh, God, Erin, you totally beat me to it, because I wanted to say that that outfit is SO NOT THE BANANAS.

Damn.

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While leaving her en pointe class, Gwen got caught in her ballet tights. In an attempt to make it seem like less of a mistake, she put a pair of shorts on over her leotard, and a gargantuan jacket over her shoulders to disguise her blousant wrap-around blouse. Unfortunately, her tutu top is peeking out just a bit much, but no matter. Her hair accessories, stolen from a Teeny Ballereenie classmate suitably distracts one's eye.

I think she looks great compared to the other sad bitches posted on this site.

>Evita: The Hot Pants Years.

Haaaa haaaa! Every day you girls get a great one off. What devious minds you have!

Maybe the pink Sno-Balls are attached too tightly. *sigh*

Me and the baby Jebus will be crying in the corner.

we should be more kind to gwen. remember, she is just a harajuku girl, in the world, and that's all that we'll let her be...

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I think Bai Ling needs her own category before Gwen gets hers.

As for this outfit.....I'm thinking that everyday is laundry day for her.

I gotta admit I have the hots for white tights even if they're considered a fashion faux pas. No better way to accentuate great legs. So OC Girl is doing just fine as long as I zoom on the area between her crotch and her ankles. But as soon as my vision strays even in the slightest...

FUUUUGGGGG

I love the shoe choice - she WANTS you to know those are stirrup leggings. And Jan: "But my favorite thing is that she is holding the lumberjack shirt as if it were a mink or something, she is so proud of it." You are dead on. She's taunting Jessica and Heather. The Evita reference is also perfect - and I'd be willing to bet Argentina IS crying for her ensemble.

So, her VMA stint as a pirate left her with scurvy, hence the skinny skinny leg/twigs. Perhaps her stint as a lumberjack will give her a hearty appetite? I hope so!

talk about fuck ups. after gwen and her design team finished brainstorming for her new fashion line, they should've just put the damn 'fashion plates' game away. so now the leather jacket got done in plaid, the white top in black, the black tights in white. and the shorts? well they probably should have put the bong away too.

You know she's going to end up like one of those old ladies like Betsey Johnson or Patricia Field who crossed over from being kooky and whimsical to terrifying a long, long time ago...

I have been pondering Gwen's choices ever since the appearance of the Harajuku girls. She is obviously surrounded by YES (wo)men who do not have the balls to say no to her. It is not OK to keep four Asian women as toys, and it is not OK to wear white tights and cut-offs. Ever.

An ensemble that can best be described as "ill-fitting" or "ill-conceived" or just "ill". The tights could be post varicose-vein surgery, or maybe she really fancies herself a dancer now and she's just coming from practice at the dance studio. Whatever - love the girl, but this crap's gotta stop!

She stole Archie Bunker's coat! That bitch!

What the hell is wrong with you Gwen? Please explain to me what sort of crystal meth laced diet pills you've been taking to leave the house dressed like that?! White toe-less tights WITH horrible leather cut off shorts? My eyes are begging to be gouged out with a plastic spork!

And the pink flowers in her hair? Is this a throw back to saner days when she had pink hair in a french braid? I can't believe that the words "saner days" are coupled with "pink hair in a french braid" but there you have it. There's no doubt that you fugged, Gwen.

Cut it out, Gwen. You're a 35 year old woman. What you're doing is not stylish, it's not cute and it's certainly not endearing.

Tweed? And STOCKINGS? And...oh goodness...LEATHER HOTPANTS?!

I'm amazed that the Fug Sisters haven't keeled over from all that massive Fugliness.

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I guess Beyonce's mom isn't designing exclusively for her daughter anymore.
On the bright side, those Harijukus seem to have been released into the wild.

You know, if the leather pants had remained pants rather than being caught in a lawnmower, this outfit wouldn't be half bad. As it is, I now have permanent cornea damage.

"My eyes are begging to be gouged out with a plastic spork!" My sentiments exactly, AdamP. The sad part is, when I like 8 years old, and in the 80's mind you, I dressed exactly like that. White Stirrup leggings with bad shoes matched with my favorite t-shirt and a bad denim jacket. But my excuse is that I was 8 and it was the 80's and I could get away with it.

What's your excuse Gwen?

Those look like the white pressure stockings they make people wear after having surgery so the blood doesn't pool in their legs. My obese aunt had to wear them and it's true, they have holes in the feet so they can check your circulation. Gwen's look just like them. Haut hospital couture!

I love the pink earmuffs! I love the whole do! (But that's just me and my retro-glam fixation.) She looks great from clavicle to cranium. Clavicle downwards is a problem.

I can't really see the black wrappy thing that's almost covering her brassiere. It's possibly cute, in some other context. Ditto the coat.

I'm not the sort of person who can't have the food on my plate touching the other food on my plate. But you just can't mix your chocolate pudding with your green beans.

Gwen!!!
Harajukidding? Ju must be. Oh the Hara.

JODZ2727, you made me tinkle a little.

Can't help it, I still find her adorable.

See.... the problem is, when you lose a lot of weight, sometimes you just want to go out into the world and show off your brand new body. My eyes would be much less insulted, my dear Gwen, if you just left the brown pleather skort-looking panties at home, ditched the little black top and obscenely large plaid coat, and just trounced around in your 'lil 'ol birthday suit. It would be so much more to the point, and I wouldn't have to ponder your "fashion" sense.

The outfit is absolutely horrible. It looks like she was caught en route to a Flashdance audtion from her flamenco class. Also, I think the flannel jacket adds that little touch of white trashiness to the whole getup.

ballerina meets hobo...confusing. the old gwen that loved tony, betty page and ska, greatly missed.

I like everything from the waist up. I love her hair. But the bottom half is pretty bad.

...!! (Ow!)

So sorry; am temporarily blinded by the intensity of the light reflecting off those tights - which show oh-so-way too much. Will be back to enjoy further fug as soon as vision improves.

She definitely requires her own category, BTW. If there's a poll going on the subject, put me down as an emphatic yes.

Just a query - if one takes hallucinogenic drugs before seeing pictures like this, can one then view them without eye deterioration? (In this case, one would probably see all sorts of pretty colours writhing up Gwen's legs, yes?)

God, why did you take Gavin from me and give him to this abomination? You are a wrathful God, you are.

Really, stop it with the white tights. No, not you, Gewn. The GFY girls and hangers on. Can you imagine Gwen, in, say, nude hose? Even if you like the anorexic lay-about look, that might be a little hard to take. The following things are better on Gwen than white leggings:
* Loose trousers
* Long skirts
* White leggings with horizontal stripes

So, bag on the hair accessories, shoes, horrendous collection of tops, and the shorts, but leave the leggings alone.

why is she always wearing those tights these days? is she covering track marks on her legs?

Previously, Gwen had a very daring fashion sense that made her outstandingly different from the rest, and she didn't look half-bad in them, what with blonde hair and red lipstick.

But I think the compliments have gone into her head, and maybe she's lost the knack of how to be fashionably fashionable and is now trying too hard. Currently, NOTHING on her matches with another item on her.

I think the outfit would be redeemed if she got rid of the leggings and replaced the blue-checkered coat with a calf-length dark brown faux-leather trenchcoat.

Remember that Pedro Almodovar film about the female matador, "Talk To Her?" When I first saw Gwen's pink flamenco earmuffs/tulips and cute hair, I thought it was very female matador. As I scrolled down, I got entirely lost. Gwen, Talk To Me.

"Gwen!!!
Harajukidding? Ju must be. Oh the Hara."

I've got water all over my keyboard now...

Sadly, Jen, I don't think that dressing as a lumberjack will make her eat. After all, dressing like a pirate didn't make her trade in her Harajuku girls for a nice parrot.

Her legs look like mine do before I start applying bronzer.

I've actually had more problems with her hair lately than her clothes. The plaid jacket she's wearing in that photo is really cute and would look a lot better with some jeans or black pants. But she has been dressing questionably during the last little while (all starting with that hideous hot pink haircolour from a couple years ago). She's a really pretty girl and should play that up by dressing sensibly. Most people think you can't possibly look sexy if you actually, like, have clothes ON.

Did she get breast implants, too? I saw on awfulplasticsurgery.com that she's got some pretty brutal boobage going on:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004978.html

How many citations on breaking the fug limit does it take to get her own category?? I think she's maxed out.

Flashdance! Somebody beat me to it...

Gwen was watching Flashdance (or JLo's "I'm Glad" video rip off of Flashdance), and decided to try her best to wear something that Jennifer Beals wore in every scene in the film... all at the same time. Ballet tights, plaid "welder's" jacket, stripper hot pants, spiked heel pumps, that rag covering her breasts... all she's missing is the big hair...

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Actually, the look is not so much Evita(just as she's kicking off the Rainbow Tour)Peron as much as it is Hitler's honey Eva Braun. See the Aryan braided bottle blonde assisted hair? The Iron Cross necklace? The Octoberfest tights?The Daisy Dukes lederhosen? The I-just-threw-Goering's-SS-jacket-on-over-the-shirt-I borrowed-from-Himmler-because-it's-cold-in-that-damn-bunker and Schatsie and I were in a hurry?? All that,combined with her Japanese hangers-on and her Italian maiden name has me convinced that Gwen is the new axis of evil when it comes to fashion, and she has declared war on on my eyes.

Little Swiss Miss/Lumberjack/Flashdancer/ on meth.

Why do some celebrities think that starting a new fashion line is license to dress like freaks? It's as if they're TRYING to be quirky instead of just BEING quirky. I liked the old Gwen. :(

My friends, we have indeed entered the Tragic Kingdom.

Evita mated with a lumberjack, and their kid mated with a cut-rate stripper. w00t!

Well, yet more proof that starvation can cause insanity. Not to mention total disregard for air circulation in the nether regions. Tights AND bunchy leather cutoffs? Pass the gynelotrimin . . . .

This outfit is hideous. Poor Gwen, she got no taste at all. Can't believe she got her own clothing line....if it's this kind of garbage pieces you find in her stores, I'm sure she's gonna go bankrupt in a few months..

not a big fan, but i'm with the one or two on here that think she pulled this off.

I think she's got great legs...what's with the "too skinny" stuff? Great bod. And fun quirky fashion sense. I feel about her like I did about Cher back in the day--they're dressed as entertainers to entertain. Putting on a show.

well. this outfit's a step up from whatever the hell it was she was wearing on snl.

I think all her outfits of late have merely been screaming "OMG-Gavin-has-a-LOVECHILDOMGWTF!!! EVERYONE MUST SUFFER AS I AM SUFFERING!!!!"

And so we are.

That is your opinion, BD. While I do think she is not in Lara Flynn Boyle territory yet, I prefer the healthy Tragic Kingdom Gwen instead of the current really skinny one.

She's a lumberjack and she's okay,
She fugs at night and she fugs at day.

>The Daisy Dukes lederhosen

LMAO!!!!!

Her legs are fabulous, why OH why does she still dress like a dumbass. I miss the old Gwen who dressed quirkily cute, not this new Gwen who is desperate trying to hold on to her youth. But hello, Gwen, YOU ARE NOT OLD, hence, that is where the problems lie.

It's catEgory not catAgory. And although it's a little scary, I still think she's got her own thing going.

Definitely needs to eat a burger though.

I think shes trying to dress like the japanese..but it's not exactly working. Japanese can put together mismatched pieces and make it all work..this however looks terrible.

Do we need to have the formal shorts discussion again?

Don't you just hate people who have nothing better to do than correct other people's spelling?

Wow! You are soooo great to point out someone's small spelling mistake. How would the world rotate without you? What an Ess. Oh wait, I mean Ass.

She needs to quit singing about buying couture gowns and actually start wearing them.

I don't understand the tights, myself.

This outfit is sad. But she's such a pretty girl. I've always thought she was beautiful, and had a great body.

I think the whole point of the outfit is precisely the fact that she's putting together a lot of elements that aren't supposed to be put together, the white tights, the shorts, the jacket... for attention, I agree, but also to get the sort of predictable reaction seen in the comments here... I like that she dresses different and doesn't give a damn about so-called fashion-critics (more like fashion nazis). I'd rather someone have bad taste than be scared of wearing anything remotely daring from fear of making a faux-pas...

She does have nice gams. Or at least they LOOK nice in this photo. They're probably way too skinny.

Leather cut-offs are a bit of a stretch though. Was she hot and needed some air? So she took a scissors to her leather pants and went to town?

It's a step up from the pirate outfit.

I'm struggling to understand what's going on here - I can only think she turned up for a hair appointment - in the basque and hot pants and high heels - in blazing sunshine - then at the beauticians got her legs waxed with too-hot wax, hence the white surgical stockings, then the peroxide burned her ears, that explains the pink fluffy earmuffs - and then [if the day can get any worse] the weather turned cold - so she borrowed a couple of coats for the long walk home.

Works for me.

Damn that paparazzi!!

WHAHAHAHAHA Blackirish, you're right! She just cuased a fugshion holocaust.

I should stop before before I really offend someone.

Obviously, Gwen has been hanging out with Eve a little too much lately...

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MSO, I gotta confess I like some of the outfits that get fugged here, even the ones worn by the second most hated person on this site, Chloe Sevigny. I think they are fun and creative. I also like most of the weird stuff Gwen was wearing circa "Hella Good", but I don't like this outfit. It is not just because it is different, it is because it just looks ugly to me.

Gwenie baby,

It's Hari-juku...not Hair-puku

blackirish nails it again- "axis of evil" hahahahaha

I like Gwen. I'd be tempted to say she'd look good in anything. Then she has to go and say, "Oh yeah? Try this."

*sigh*

I think Bai Ling needs her own category first!

"I think Gwen went deranged after finding Gavin had a secret lovechild. This is how she's acting out."

I used to think she was so damn hot, I liked it when she went through that short Jean Harlow phase but I have to say that I agree with what was posted before... yeah, the lovechild made her lose her mind...

The only person allowed to rock the white leggings is Tina Majorino on Napoleon Dynamite. That is all.

yeah, the white tights are unfortunate, but she's still damn hot. i hate her.

no i don't. i do want her abs, though.

I don't care what you guys say. I love Gwen no matter what she wears!!

She looks like she's doing The Walk of Shame and couldn't find the rest of her clothes and REALLY needed to get outta there. Threw on enough to get out the door and into a cab.

L ets take a moment....
A nd talk about why you should go back inside...
M aybe put on pants,
B ecause its cold.

And because you look like a friggin lunatic.

Sheesh ... almost fugly enough to throw out of bed (heh, just kidding. Hey, I'm a guy, what can I say)

Where the hell are her harajuku girls?

IMO the worst thing about Gwen Stefani's lack of fashion sense is how all the magazines and people seem to think she has this great sense of style. They've even let her design clothes. It is alarming. She definitely needs her own category! She is a walking train wreck.

"Sheesh ... almost fugly enough to throw out of bed (heh, just kidding. Hey, I'm a guy, what can I say)"

Almost. But she's probably awfully bony. You might hurt yourself if you're not careful.

I'm about sick of seeing those stockings already. I wonder if she's got tons of them or washes out the same pair everyday...

I also checked to see if she's got her own category too...I suspect it's coming here soon!

Someone earlier had made a comment about how her clothing line is doing ... coincidentally the front page story of WWD (Women's Wear Daily) is about "Gwen the Garmento." Some excerpts: "The L.A.M.B. team is riding a retail high based on last fall and current spring numbers -- some reaching as much as 80 percent sell-through...." A guy from Saks calls it "pretty exceptional." And Henri Bendel's fashion director says, "We placed a substantial order for the spring, and 45 percent of it was gone after the first week. it's been remarkable. Some styles were gone completely after the first week. She did this printed raincoat that didn't even last a full week on the floor." (FYI "sell-through" is a measurement that relates sales to inventory held over time.) Anyway, sorry to go on at length, but I thought some people might be interested.

Gwen looks great. Sort of a Scottish ballerina look. I shudder to think what the fugly writers think looks good. Probably some generic 'classy' getup.

i agree with zamboni girl. in ballet class, if you pull your tights over the heels of your pointe shoes, it makes your legs look longer. the thing is, they're supposed to be over a pointe shoe, not last year's christian louboutin.

and while JODZ27727722 was funny and blackirish was on fucking point and killed it with the best comment i have seen on these pages in awhile, i would also like to add that i think she might be going for an edie sedgwick kind of thing. except edie wore black tights, a leotard, and some fabulous jewels. and gwen isn't wearing any of that.

"clear plastic platform shoes that lace up her spindly legs!"

Zelda, each to their own on fashion sense, but you are either blind or jealous when it comes to gwen's legs. She was on letterman recently and her legs are all muscle, not spindly. She obviously works out, and it shows. She recently won a best legs contest in some mag, which I disagreed with, but after seeing her on snl and letterman she has my vote.

From the neck up, very pretty.

And I'm thinking there's a chance that the lumberjacket is maybe borrowed from a grip or camera man to keep her warm in between shots, which would explain why it's draped rather than worn.

But the rest of the outfit? I have no excuse.

EOS: yes, of course we have heard of the japanese street "style." it was all the rage 15 years ago, around the time when aoki started coming out with those phaidon books and shonen knife held mild popularity. nice try, but that's no excuse for what gwen is wearing. first off, she's not japanese. nor is she in japan. also, she's not on a street. and there is no way in hell you can convince any of us that this passes for style.

The clothes stink. They don't match at all. Duh. I'm too old to comment on whether I like this singer or not (33) and I'm not bitchy enough to make a rude funny but I want to say that THERE"S NOTHING WRONG WITH GIRL'S LEGS. WHat's with the whole "If you aint at least a size 12 you aint pretty or healthy" craze??? Her legs aint too skinny in that pic. They have some damn good muscle tone and shape.

Umm...EOS, I went to the Harajuku street fashion site, and um...I love Asian culture and languages, and am a total nerd for it, but just...those clothes. They're just...Abominable. Some are kind of cute in a "OMG I have frequent flyer miles to Hot Topic" way, but...for the most part, they're baggy, tacky, and just kind of blah, and just not cool at all. That's a fashion style that shouldn't leave Japan, but apparently Gwen-y is trying to bring it over here. Personally, I'd rather take Bubonic plague over those clothes...Ew.

In other news, Gwen has a great body. Yes. So she should DRESS to compliment it, not to bastardize it. Sigh. And am I the only one who can't wait for her to bring in sexy kimonos?

EOS-
Yes, you're completely correct. Gwen can wear whatever she wants, and we can say whatever we want about it. Like the guy that yelled something indistinguishable at me out of his car window this morning. People, ALL people, constantly make unsolicited comments on what others are wearing/doing/saying. Kind of like you, right now.

But if you hate what's going on, why not spend your time and energy raising money for charity, or volunteering somewhere, instead of just bitching.

gwen is distraut; she must be freaking out on that london style. Im sorry gwennie gwen but you'll be begging No Doubt to take you back

"Gwen looks great. Sort of a Scottish ballerina look. I shudder to think what the fugly writers think looks good. Probably some generic 'classy' getup."

scottish ballerina! lol
yeah, I gather there are a lot of fans of red carpet 'glamour' on this site... or of carolyn bessette and princess diana, who IMO are both incredibly bland but revered everywhere by the yuppie set.
People forget gwen's a drama queen. Dresses for effect. It's not supposed to look like something you or me would wear on a daily basis. It's like playing dress-up.
Of course it won't appeal to the mainstream. Thank god, few good things ever do... Who the hell wants to look like something out of the pages of cosmo or glamour!

Wow EOS, my first post on here and it's basically one of sticking up for the woman and after all the rude and bitchy things I have read here you single ME out? All "I" said was ladie's clothes don't match but no need to make fun of her shape. Thanks. Geez.

I dunno I think she looks hot !!! Could do with a Mackiee dees but Not to bad ... seen worse ^_^