I Keep On Falling In Fug

She apparently has another equally unflattering version but in red: http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/001016.php

That's one big dumper.

The woman is hot and talented, but maybe also a little crazy?

hey alicia, planet hollywood called - they want milla's top from fifth element back.

*jawfloor*

Where do I start with the fug?

This outfit shouldn't be seen by human eyes. Ever. And that thing looks like a bib. Or one of those handtowel things that has the loop already in it.

*headdesk*

That hat makes no visual sense whatsoever. I'd make a pun on what it looks like, but hell if I can tell what it is.

There is nothing non-fugly about this outfit. It is pure fug. 100% unadultured, undiluted, except no substitute fug.

I never fug someone the way that I fug you, Alicia, baby.

didn't Toni Braxton wear this a few years ago, but it was a dress and a tiny bit wider and she didn't wear a tube top and pants underneath (or anything else, from what we could tell)?

I...um, I...er, what I mean to say is...she...it's....oh bloody hell. That's just WRONG. She's wearing a collection of strategically placed maxi pads. With two or three artistically stuck to her head.

Dayaaaam, girl. Next time get a second opinion.

This is like Cruella DeVille does Vegas.

Ack!

She is such a lovely girl and cleans up nice. This looks like she was too drunk to dress herself and her evil backup singers totally jacked her up. OUCH.

I don't understand where this is coming from. Mabey now that she is rich and famous as well as beautiful its hard for her to find inspiration for her lyrics, as knowone wants to hear a song about how "my grammys are so shiney" mabey by dressing like a lunatic she thinks she will still have enough hardship in her life to write about?
I can't wait for her upcoming album "bitch won't stop staring at the bow on my head."

Touché Alicia,
Touché.

Is it just me, or does her hair look like she got in a wrestling match with a peacock?

Alicia - you are a big girl, with big hips, a big ass, cankles, and so forth. Please accept this and wear appropriate clothing. You can rock a larger size, but wearing shit like this is just not the way to go.

Good lord, her hip/thigh area looks 11 miles wide. And even though she is not fat, you can see little rolls hanging over the side just because the thing is so tight. Don't even get me started on the headpiece... or the version in red.

Did Beyonce's mother have a hand in this?

I don't understand where this is coming from. Mabey now that she is rich and famous as well as beautiful its hard for her to find inspiration for her lyrics, as knowone wants to hear a song about how "my grammys are so shiney" mabey by dressing like a lunatic she thinks she will still have enough hardship in her life to write about?
I can't wait for her upcoming album "bitch won't stop staring at the bow on my head."

Touché Alicia,
Touché.

I think her outfit can be explained by a recent head injury. Maybe the head accesory is a bandage masquerading as a bow.
p.s. is that a feather? maybe the head injury was caused by a bird smacking into side of her head.

Alicia, I like ya!
Please, please Alicia hold my hand and say the GFY serenity prayer with me, Now!!!

Serenity now!
Grant me the serenity to accept the Fugly I cannot accept
The courage to view the Fug we cannot accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those celebs
I had to Fug today. Just because they look so FUG!

(*or final line- 'Just because they piss me off!')

Jessica has been trolling the Daily Celeb, um, daily, waiting for Alicia to slip up so she could use that most excellent tag line about falling in fug. And then, serendipity! Little did she know Alicia would deliver so fabulously!

but, but, i just... it's too...

she's not big! jesus, she's maybe a size 6 and in my book that is itty bitty! how do these skinny mini girls manage to make themselves look so puffy and bloated and misshapen? is lumpy the new waif?

damn, i'm a lumpy, misshapen size 10 and i can't MAKE myself look that bad.

It looks like she was attacked by vicious diapers on the way to the show.

I can't decide if she's raising money for the Red Cross by wearing fresh bandages as "wound couture", doing a hip hop remake of "The Mummy" co-starring recent Oscar winner/Grammy duet partner Jamie Foxx as the blind, singing archaeologist, or recalling her first job as a human Christmas gift at Robinson's-May at the Paramus Mall. Also, and I'm dating myself here-that belt looks like the one that accompanied the "feminine hygiene product" that women would wear back then during a visit from Aunt Flo and her red Cadillac, (which seemed to always occur when you were wearing white pants.)

Is it me or is her hair tufted into little mickey mouse ears? And this is one of those times where I actually think it would have been more flattering if she was adorned in LESS fabric - that white necktie/empire state building/bib thing is just so wacky, the bandeau top would actually look OK without that weird thing bisecting her body and drawing our attention to her love handle section. She doesn't look fat but it's not at all flattering. And the feathers - it'd be one thing if she was going for a flapper theme but the feathers, minnie ears complete with hideous bow - there's just too much going on in the head region - which her bib draws our eyes up towards in the final insult. Good thing her face is so pretty and her voice so lovely!

This looks like that bandage outfit Milla Jovovich wore in The 5th Element. All Alicia's missing is the bright orange hair and the evil dark being that makes oil drip out of Gary Oldman's skull.

She looks as if she's either shilling for the Red Cross by wearing fresh bandages as "wound couture" or starring in a hip hop remake of "The Mummy starring recent Oscar winner/Grammy duet partner Jamie Foxx as the blind, singing archaeologist, or having flashbacks to her first job in the gift wrapping department as a human Christmas present in the Robinson's-May store at the Paramus Mall. Also,the belt(?)on this outfit resembles the ones I used as a young girl to keep "feminine hygiene products" in place when receiving a visit from Aunt Flo and her red Cadillac.(which, by the way always seems to arrive when you were wearing white pants).

I mean did she look in the mirror when she was leaving her house/hotel/dressing room and say "Damn, I look goood!"????? WTF

Didn't Alicia Keys use to be biracial or something? Because she looks pretty darn Caucasian here.

You can't see the shoes in that photo, but you can see them here:

http://www.uglydress.com/maxpadslip.html

But...but...but...she WILLINGLY chose to put on something teensy on the top and huge on the bottom despite herself being teeny on the top and shall we say less teeny on the bottom? And bondage-y? And WHITE? And hello it's all one piece? And gives major camel toe? And looks sorta like a straight jacket gone oh so very wrong? With the whacky Royal Lippezaner Stallion headpiece? Why? Why would you do such a thing to yourself?

I have to second Teah's comment. Some people have a magic mirror. Where they purchase these mirrors is anyone's guess, but when these people gaze at themselves in these mirrors, they see beautiful, chic, gorgeous--whatever. We see . . . well, horrors like this.

If the camel toe is that bad while she is slouching over with her head down, I'm afraid she will bisect herself if she stands up straight!

It's like the 5th Element of the Cotton Club in the 25th Century.

It looks as though she's dressed up for an audition to the cast of Femalien 2005, reading the part of "Galactic Whore #4".

Only on the way to the call back dress rehersal, an old quail was shot and fell to the earth, becoming inexplicably entangled in her hair. The quail pecked her before it died, and so she strapped a Cotex to her forhead.

On the positive side, she could go to any lobster joint in town after her concert as she's already wearing a bib.

Ooooh, yuck. That looks painful. I bet she had friction burns when she took this off.

Woah. I'll go with everyone on the fug, but come on! Everyone gripes at the fugly thin girls to eat a sammich once in a while, then you get a girl with some hips and you gripe her about how big they are. I'm with Ingo - I bet she's a size 6 or so.

So, Alicia, I'll defend the bod, but not the fug. Don't fail me by screwing up again. Because that outfit is insane. Not to mention the Mommy Dearest eyeshadow.

We're supposed to *learn* from the 80s, not take tips... but hey, she looks better in that than anyone else would.

She looks like Nora Desmond from "Sunset Strip" meets Brooke Shields in "Pretty Baby". Only not the Nora Desmond from the movie, she looks like Carol Burnett when she did Nora Desmond.

"I'm ready for close up, Mr. Demille".

...the HELL?!? Yep, she's completely lost her mind.

It looks much nicer in red....

Somehow i do not recognize Alicia Keys in here ...

MY FAULT! I let Alicia borrow this outfit from my "Glamorous Life" tour for Halloween and I forgot to get it back. Sorry!

That looks like something Jesse Spano would wear to prom. If she was a hooker.

"p.s. is that a feather? maybe the head injury was caused by a bird smacking into side of her head."

Snort! Okay, who let Alicia near Fabio?!

I think this is a ploy to increase her record sales. Look at Beyonce's career after all those Fugly Tina Knowles originals!

Y'all are cruel. Obviously, Alicia was injured on the way to a concert. Being the trooper that she is, she made bandages out of the remnants of her garments, swathed her head in them, and went out tattered and torn, to sing her lungs out. Yeah -- that's what happened.

No one should ever try to outdo Patti LaBelle in the wacky hairdo/hat department.

The 80's called, they would like all of their frosty blue eyeshadow back.

The hair reminds me a little of what Julie Cooper-Nichol was wearing on The O.C. last week when she was in that 80's porn movie. Yikes.

The garish blue eyeshadow is the LEAST of the fug going on there, gang. Look at that feathery sh!t/white bow in her hair. NO, REALLY, LOOK AT IT.

blackirish has got some great ideas as to what alicia keys is wearing, but i offer another possibility. by piecing together some of the details, the larger picture comes into focus: first, her label's parent, sony music, recently laid off thousands of staffers. next, sony got a new ceo. now, they're making co-branding deals with famous landmarks, interpreted into costumes its artists must wear. for example, in order to get cheaper rent on the metrion property, they signed a deal with the transamerica building and this outfit is the by-product. next up: jlo as the brooklyn bridge and jessica simpson as the max factor museum in hollywood.

Man o man! These are the most beautiful talented women, with their own sense of style (Alicia, Gwen Stefani). Then some Hollywood drag queen stylist gets their hands on them and look what happens.

Either that or in this case, I am suspecting a very dear friend has convinced our Alicia to let them design for her, and she doesn't want to hurt this person's feelings. Just say NO, Alicia, just say no!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see camel toe. Ouch!

Obviously the "stylist" put the giant bow on her head first. Once the circulation to her brain was restricted and she began to black out and lose consciousness the rest of the outfit was forced on her. Bird included. Because seriously no one would where this for real.

gack! I used to like the way she dressed when she first came out, but what is going on here?!

I, uh.... what exactly am I looking at on her head? I see the swath of fabric with butterfly applique, I see black feathers, and I see a bouffant updo. But I am still not entirely 100 percent sure what I am looking at. I can't focus on the rest of the outfit because I simply cannot tear my eyes away from that concoction on her head.

I'm aging myself here but the first word that popped into my head was "DeBarge" didn't one of the brothers from that group in the mid 80's wear something like this?

Just a question: Does anyone else think that Alicia Keyes looks a bit different than when she first came out? I can't put my finger on it but her face looks a bit different...I don't know if her eyes look bigger or if it's her mouth...I've been looking for any info about her having plastic surgery but haven't been able to find anything. Comments anyone?
And PS: yes, this is a fugly, fugly "dress"

Yes L that is a camel toe, and even a frontal atomic wedgey. Can we all say yeast-infection?!

NOT ANOTHER 80S ACID REDUX! is this 'pretty in pink: the pantsuit'? it comes in all different colors and includes the bow that miss molly was too chickenshit to wear on her forehead (good for you molly). as a modern "sweetface" touch it comes in 'broadside of a barn' white.

1. She needs a diet cuz her tights are bigger than ever.
2. Doesn't she knows that white pants are unflattering on fat women?
3. Did she think it was Haloween or something?

So... I checked out the very first comment's link to the red one... It looks like the same gig... Did she really feel that it was necessary to change outfits during the show, INTO THE SAME OUTFIT BUT IN A DIFFERENT COLOR???

Or perhaps the red one has been altered somehow, a digital trick on all of us. Does anyone know what really happened? Some help, please!

What is up with calling her fat?? The outfit is definately the FUGLIEST of FUGLY but she is a beautiful woman and in no way fat.

Every year at Christmas, someone gets drunker than the rest of the family and puts a cheap, stick-on bow on his or her forehead. It usually stays there through dinner until said sot passes out on the couch with a beer precariously perched atop a very-full belly.

I told Alicia she could take it off after New Year's. Guess she forgot.

The fact that some readers are saying this lovely woman looks fat only shows how deluded our society has become in regards to what women's bodies should look like.

With that being said, her outfit is ridiculous.

Holy crap...She's. Not. Fat. What the hell? Where the hell did those rolls come from? Alicia, baby, no matter how tiny you are, pants that are too tight will always make you look fat. I know vertical lines are slimming, but...I don't THINK that's the kind everyone is always talking about. And hon, this is the big 'un...your boobs are not big enough to balance out a tube top with that gigantic stripe. What happened to all your other clothes from from those videos? You look so cute in those.

Alicia Keys = R&B's Gwen Stefani

It's about time someone noticed Alicia's potential for fugliness. This isn't the first time (and I'm sure it is far from being the last) that she's stepped out in a haze of fug. This outfit does take the cake, though... it's like a straight jacket with the all the fabric between the straps cut out. It just makes her look like she's wearing extra large, strategically placed s tourniquets.

This pic reminds me of those cheesy album covers from the 70s... so disco.

What DP2.0 said.

I been waiting for someone to call Alicia on her fug. I Guess we been dazzled by her voice and beauty. With someone like Asslee Simpson, the fug is immediately apparent cuz she can't sing. Your ears are already being assaulted and so right away you are like, my eyes, my eyes...What the fug is she wearing?

See Alicia, she's like Aretha. Aretha is the queen, can sang her ass off, so we let her slide for years. But damn, Aretha done worn some heinous stuph.

I'm looking for "rolls" of fat... looking... looking... Nope. No rolls. Just swelling flesh, all ya'll fat-phobic fucktards. Her thighs are full and her pants are too tight. Camel toe is always a no-no. But fat? Sure, if your idea of hot is some anorexic nightmare like Lara Flynn Boyle.

All in all, I kinda like it -- she looks like a deranged R&B follies girl, and her bizarro headgear is reminiscent of the hilarious Lena Lamont character from "Singing in the Rain." When a girl's puttin on a show, I don't mind something slightly crazy and theatrical.

Ok, so not only does she have that outfit in red and while...but ALSO in black/purple:

http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/alicia_keys/alicia_keys_weight-gain_05.jpg

Why, oh why, is there a need for THREE of the same HIDEOUS costumes? At least she decided to abandon the "attacked by a bird" look with the black outfit.

Damn, I thought we were going to make it all the way through with no one saying they actually LIKED this outfit. There's always one in the bunch, isn't there, Peacebang – no matter how fugly the outfit is. Did you like Blue-footed Booby, too?

girl, what's with the camel toe? ouch.

Shiiittt-- The outfit is ugly and I'm thinking "at least it can't get any worse." Then I see that see has the outfit in red. I think "man, she's really messed up, but NO WAY can she mess it up any worse (specially with the extra skin displayed sharpee style)" and whoa and behold she's got ANOTHER one. What the hell???? Does she have a fear on trying new styles? I understand if you really like a pair of pants and they flatter your ass or you really found some cute shoes that make your legs look sexy AND are comfortable that you get them in a couple of colors -- to be worn separtely. But what the hell really??

Loved the Maxi Pad shoe comment!

Thora gets points for the Julie Cooper-Nichol call - you are EXACTLY right. But this outfit is more worthy of blackmail. Have folks checked out the red outfit, referenced above in the first comment by Ruby? It makes the white one look charming and subtle. For real. it's a bad scene.

PS - I think this gang just likes to use the phrase "camel toe" - you need a magnifying glass to see that (and I have perfect vision!) But tragically, you are precisely right. I squirm at the thought.

Hell, and I thought that the worst atrocity she could ever commit was that garish sequined eye-shadow look she was so hung up for so long. Little did I know that the Cruella, Queen of Bondage would be 10,000 time worse. It's like she set out to find the single most unflattering way to dress her cleavage and then duplicated it thrice.

In the red photo she looks amazingly like Carmen Miranda and I don't mean that in any possible good way.

Okay, see in the purple and black at least it looks nice with her skin tone. Plus the purple adds a nice little contrast and makes her boobs not look as...non-existant. It's still not a good style, but it's better than the other two.

P.S. when I mentioned "rolls" I was referring to the red one where she's leaning over and sorta...yeeeeaaaah.

did anyone notice that there's CAMEL TOE going on?????

hot damn, second time i looked i noticed.

how sad.

Same damned outfit Peaches wore on her reunion tour with Herb. I'll be damned!

The girl's been drinking at the Paula Abdul Well Of Fug. Yikes. And I say this with a heavy heart: this is uglier than anything Britney has worn. Yeah.

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl...
HAHAHAHAHA. I needed that so fugging bad! Fuglarious. I notice a few things wrong with this oufit: Cameltoe, a skinny white ace bandage wrapped ever so tightly around her burgeoning waistline,and she stole one of Elvis's silk scarves from the Graceland Museum and is wearing it around her obviously empty noggin. U GO GURL///

Well done Alecia. You've brought out the Camel Toe AND are verging on a muffin top to go with it. You're quite tiny up top but have managed to make yourself look chunky. Ew

At least that outfit covers her chest hair...

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040930_alicia1.jpg

What is appealing about pants being attached to your neck?

Oh gosh. It's the first time I comment on this blog, I consider this worthy enough, as I always thought Alicia had a bit of style.
a) she's NOT big. She has hips, like a normal woman who doesn't look like a rail.
b) Horrible hygienic pad outfit!!!
c) CHEST HAIR!!!! Ouch. Ouch.

this is what you get when you cross mariah carey and cher. it's short step to thong-leotards and feathers.

alicia may have been trying to draw attention away from her ass with the headgear but boy, does the toe draw you in.

http://luckycrackers.blogspot.com/

Oy. I played a nun in the Sound of Music this week, and we definitely had that same upper piece bib thing to hide our hands.

Unfortunately, that's the only part of this that even resembles another piece of clothing in the world.

Alicia I think it's time you got your eyes tested.

awwwww
alicia alicia alicia
i have a huge poster of you on my wall... i have all the music you ever wrote, i payed through my nose to see you at the north sea jazz festival... dont do this to me pleeeeeeassssssseee!!!!
what is up with the clothes? and not to mention that bow?
you are too nice to slide the way the other celebs have... dont do it... "stay away from the light"

"This looks like that bandage outfit Milla Jovovich wore in The 5th Element. All Alicia's missing is the bright orange hair and the evil dark being that makes oil drip out of Gary Oldman's skull."

This was my FIRST thought. Only Milla looked good in it. And it was SCIENCE FICTION!!!

She is obviously wearing the bib to hide the chest hair. That is the only logical reason that I can come up with.

She is obviously wearing the bib to hide the chest hair. That is the only logical reason that I can come up with.

The microphone looks nice! And the, er... just the microphone, I guess.

Hips, thighs? What's up with the abuse of Alicia? The WOMAN has legs. Legs are things that include hips and thighs. It's like any time anyone famous actually has a body type that doesn't look like a 12 year old boys, we all shout about how she shouldn't accentuate her HUGE hips and thighs.
Some women just have a curve or two. Most women actually. Don't diss the woman and send her to Jenny Craig b/c of the way she's built.
Alicia - you rock on with your bad self.
p.s. The last time I saw that hat was on Whitley on that Cosby Show spin off in the 80's. Whitley looked up tight in it. It's not working for you either.

Yes, I have seen this before.

Pre-med students attack a passerby, forcibly practice Bandage Application 101 and leave the stunned victim to deal with the trauma. This looks like the work of students from Beverly Hills Med School. 'Medical training with just a touch of 'fabulous' is their motto.

Damnible pre-med students!
There otta be a law!!

I just peeked down my top and Alicia has more fur on her chest than I do. Well one of us needs to boost or lower their estrogen/testosterone levels.

don't zee-Germans devote whole websites to hairy bosomed women?

So, someone must find hirsute boobs, hippy pits, angora legs, sexy. Just not on this continent I guess.
Is it possible to get a boob brazilian??

Call the SPCA! like the 'blue footed booby', the 'hairy booby' must be endangered or threatened!

**peacebangs 'fat phobic fucktards'. madgeloves 'drunk Christmas bow', ni-berries Alicia as Transamerica building' and 'oh bitch please'--inspired!.--hah ha ha luvin it!

Peacebang: Could you make a bumpersticker that says "fat phobic fucktards" on it? And tshirts? And lance armstrong-esque bracelets?
Because I would buy 6 of each, you rockin', phrase makin-up, blog poster.

this is so sad, considering how pretty she looked on last month's Lucky cover!

Stylist: "Alicia, we're running real late, okay? So let's take this lobster bib and create a top and headwrap. We'll stick in some pigeon feathers we found laying around in the alley, okay? It'll look great!"

The chest hair thing is probably a sign of Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome, as is the lower-abdominal puffitude. She needs to see an endocrinologist, STAT!

And until the endocrinologist works things out, let me introduce you to my friend Mr. Tweezers. Just sayin'.

Holy jebus, girl, this makes your ass look HUGE. FLATTER, NOT EXAGGERATE.

I don't think she has a very good stylist. She is always is crazy getups that do not flatter her at all.

Oh yes, and what IS that thing on her head?!

Apparently a bird died on her head but she's too drunk to notice.

Lobster bib... LOL!

I totally agree with the person who mentioned Alicia's love affair with the glittery eyeliner. For ages, I thought she got so emotional all the time that she couldn't keep herself from crying-- either that, or she just had some nasty eye infection that they were having trouble getting cleared up.

http://blissfullyclueless.blogspot.com/

As someone who does have PCOS, I have to say she probably doesn't, in spite of the chest hair. Cause she is still a pear shape. I was a pear shape before PCOS and now I am totally an apple. I try on pants from before the PCOS and the waist won't close while the legs could fit both legs on one leg only.

Having an outfit designed to make you look like a tampon in white AND RED is just too horrifyingly "Before and After". And the black with purple adds the spector of malignancy.

And it also doesn't make her look exactly "pinky slim", now does it?

I love her, and this outfit just breaks my heart. Damn, girl. Just...damn.

Maybe I wouldn't be as bothered if Britney wore this, but baby, you're better than this. You have actual talent. You don't need a circa '03 Serena Williams sausage casing to get our attention. Please, please, please find a new Master of Wardrobe for your concerts. Please.

Man, that is some dangerous level of toe going on. She must be buying Monistat by the caseload if she's got three different versions of this sartorial madness.

Where are y'all seeing all this chest hair? ("On her chest!", they cried in unison.) I don't see it.

She has a FANTASTIC body. MROWR. When I wake up tomorrow morning, I hope to magically have one just like it. But I promise I will wrap it better. Not that I could *afford* to dress this badly...

Is that a skunk on her head? I'm perplexed.

P.S. Hasn't anyone told her that white makes you look like Shamu?

Seriously, it's as if her CATS! costume came back from the dry cleaner with the fake fur missing.

Yeesh!

In a word, "No."

No, no, no, NO!

Aww, how CUTE - Cruella Devil's high school year book pic!

http://www.pammyland.com/2005/03/she-has-two.html#comments

That one is definatly the worst

Unbelievably it also comes in black

http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/alicia_keys/alicia_keys_weight-gain_05.jpg

I'm sorry...
"wound couture" had me LMAO.

Aside from that, what is the point of three bad looking outfits in varying shades of sluttiness?

Wow. I can't even summon snark. It's...bad.

There's better ways to showcase Alicia's pleasing "thickness". This ain't it. And yes, I concur most of y'all: don't ask anyone named Knowles how to get it right.

FlufferNutter cried: "Where are y'all seeing all this chest hair? ("On her chest!", they cried in unison.) I don't see it."

In this picture:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040930_alicia1.jpg

Keys ain't fat, but she looks like she wants to be in that outfit.

Anyone who can say, in all seriousness, "Chopin is my dawg" is clearly absurd enough to wear this cravat-sewed-onto-equestrian riding pants thing.

CAMELTOE! :D

but really, why so many of the same horrible outfit? c'mon girl!

I'D HIT IT.

That hairy chest can't be right. Please tell me the sister had some hair breakage she didn't know about and it just happened to fall down her cleavage? I know I just threw up a little in my mouth. I will say though she has gorgeous skin on her body, not her face.

Now I know she can do better than that. I'm not feeling the hair but the outfit is not that bad.

Damn-- talented woman, pretty and so what the hell happened? Is she doing a bit of method acting to get ready to star in a remake of "The Mummy"? Is she trying to give Mr. Blackwell an embolism? I just can't tell. I'm thinking Alicia needs some great Katherine Hepburn style suits. She has more curves than Kate, but I think the style would suit her.

oh goodness.
she looks like an ice warrior princess
with considerable "blingin" damage.

...Or an ice warrior princess
endeavoring to find her true calling at a karoke bar.

Damn! No wonder she never sits all the way onto the piano bench...in this outfit, it certainly looks like her giganta-ass won't fit.

And I like her, so this is just a bitter, bitter pill.

She's lookin' mighty hippy there...

WHAT THE FUG IS SHE WEARIN??????????????

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i really DO NOT believe how superficial you all are, like, its really ridiculous, u obviously have nothing more important to be doing with ur lives other than sitting on ur fat arses in front of a computer all day, critisizing people that actually HAVE A LIFE, and have TALENT, just to make ur selves feel better...pretty fukin sad.This girl has HUGE talent, and she is absolutely gorgeous no matter what she wears, and by the way...shes a woman of color, thats why she doesnt have the figure of a ten year old.