Mischa, Mischa, Mischa. This is getting somewhat pathetic.
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
If you want my attention so badly, just email me. I'd love to chat with you! I have ever so many questions. How greasy IS Brandon? Do you want to kill yourself everytime you're forced to double with Jason Davis and Courtney Peldon? Or do you just want to kill her and dump her body in the river? Is she just impossible to talk to? What does she do all day? Could you find out for me? How do you feel about the direction The OC is going this year? Don't you think last night's episode was like a potential 9th season episode of 90210 that Aaron Spelling dismissed as being too hacky? And yet, at the same time, do you not love Julie Cooper-Nichol? Isn't she the only thing keeping you from switching over to Survivor? Do you actually wear Keds? What's the square root of 436? Seriously, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? Did it come like that, or is it one of your own designs? Weren't you proud that your number wasn't in Paris's Sidekick? Is you hair naturally very fine, because it looks like it might be? If so, how do you get it to hold a curl, because I just can't do that? Did all the mirrors in your house break? Are you suprised that the more I fug you, the more i start to like you because you have such amusing facial expressions? Have you thought about using those expressions when you're acting? Can you believe that I like your shoes? Do you want to go to the Coffee Bean?
And so forth.
So, really, there's no call to try to get my attention like this. Because you really are just starting to look a bit deranged.
And once again, I can only ask, "Where the HELL do you start?" Gah.
oh wow. that is what my grandma wore one year to make thanksgiving dinner. she was kinda sick so she just got out of bed and threw an apron over her nightie. It was totally silly.
Seriously, why does this girl look like she's 35?
Wow. Homecoming float (yellow plastic tie) meets homecoming dance (purple dress) meets Units bandeau holdover from 1988 (black whatEVER that is).
Love the guy behind her on the left. He's totally rocking the "what the fuck?" look.
Love the guy behind her on the left. He's totally rocking the "what the fuck?" look.
Ah, the young, rich, and famous... who need yellow 'crime scene' tape to hold up their breasts? And a random piece of black velvet. And a frilly spring-y dress that is just not at all cute, even though the stores are filled with cute spring-y dresses right now. Oh, and one last thing- WHY do her arms TWIST around like that?? Is she double-jointed? So thin that I'm seeing the front and back of each arm SIMULTANEOUSLY? Yeesh.
I never thought she was attractive before, but I think her face looks cute here and I, too, like her shoes. Those are the only nice things I can say about this picture.
I'm eerily reminded of the nightgown she wore when she threw up in The 6th Sense. She could probably still fit in it, though why she'd pair it with yellow duct tape and that black - thing - is beyond me.
Yaaiii, her arms! her ELBOWS are way to sticky-outie. Dress, meh, lame.
perhaps she just left her junior dance recital where she played a flower/bee hybrid.
Mischa has gone past "Bring it on" and moved right on to "You've been served", Fugirls. She is calling you on your shit Jessica, and determined to be on this site once a week or more. Its revenge for your venom tongued TWOP O.C. recaps!!
To Mischa: Oh girl, tell me you DIDN'T go buy the UHAUL moving tape in bright yellow and use it to prop up your sagging boobs while simultaneously adhering a swatch of black terry cloth fabric onto your favorite purply-blue matron-lacey sundress? No you DIDN'T.
And please take a good long and hard look at her arms. That. Is. Sickening. I'm surprised they don't snap under the weight of that ipod or blackberry or whatever she's carrying. I've seen thicker limbs in holocaust documentaries.
She's probably wearing the yellow tape so cars can see her reflecting from their headlights. Nothing like a nighttime walk in downtown L.A.!
I grow to like her every day, it seems, and even though I love making fun of her outfits and her "acting," I adore the girl in a She Could've Been My Homegirl Back In High School sort of way. So she's not the best actor in the world. eh. So she has crappy fashion sense. blah. She makes me want to kidnap her for a day of shopping....but I would also take Rachel Bilson along to help me pick out clothes to buy that don't make me look totally batshit crazy.
Get this girl a stylist NOW!
By the way, Jessica, I totally laughed my fucking ass off the entire time I was reading your questions to her. I had to put my Pepsi down so I wouldn't spew carbonated Heaven out of my nose. LOVES IT!
P.S. It may have been a bit tacky, but I loved last night's episode :P
You have to be kidding me about the shoes. They're standard issue orthopedic ballerina slippers. Fug.
Is that Stanley Tucci behind her?
It sorta looks like she's wearing a forever 21 (i do love that store) tube top over a granny type dress. Maybe its for extra insulation, cuz you know homegirl gets cold.
That's the same ugly purse from March 8th! Jeez, can't the girl afford more than one fugly purse?
Oh, good Jesus.
Even Stanley Tucci sitting back there doesn't seem to approve of this satin/fluff blasphemy. Did Brandon join the military and she's trying to support the troops? Throw the yellow ribbon on the back of your SUV and try to drive where you're going so we needn't bear witness to thy slummin' gear. Honestly child, our men over seas don't need you. They don't. They just don't.
AUGGGHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!! IT BURNS.
But yeah, she's growing on me, too. I like girls who've lost all connection to reality. She's getting up there wtih Mariah.
Mischa, Mischa / Loves the greasah / Fashion report card / Scores incompletia.
Okay, I just want to say that my arms were that skinny at her age, and yes, people did mock me, but I ate like a horse so there was nothing to be done. Except maybe weights but, like, eww.
Does anybody have the link for Retinas 'R Us?
CSI chic. It's the new black.
I read somewhere that Mischa thinks of herself as quite the fashionista, even going so far as bringing her own clouths to the set of the OC and "styleing herself", and in the article was quoted as proclaiming that "Marissa will be the best dressed character on TV!" If this is true..... barf. just BARF!
On a side note I am from the "OC", as everyone annoyingly refers to it now, more specifically from Laguna Beach which is now the scean of MTVs reality blowjob to the masses, this girl does not represent us OC bitches. Perhaps her native New Yorkers would appreciate her avengaurd style, but we are not impressed!
I read somewhere that Mischa thinks of herself as quite the fashionista, even going so far as bringing her own clouths to the set of the OC and "styleing herself", and in the article was quoted as proclaiming that "Marissa will be the best dressed character on TV!" If this is true..... barf. just BARF!
On a side note I am from the "OC", as everyone annoyingly refers to it now, more specifically from Laguna Beach which is now the scean of MTVs reality blowjob to the masses, this girl does not represent us OC bitches. Perhaps her native New Yorkers would appreciate her avengaurd style, but we are not impressed!
I honestly think the periwinkle looks pretty with her skin tone. And the shoes are totally awesome. It's the police tape belt and black apron that I have a problem with.
I too enjoyed last night's episode. "The Porn Identity." Heh.
jesus. i know somebody who is, like, 7 feet tall and about as skinny as a defurred pipecleaner, and even he has better control of his limbs than her. she's nothing but right angles. what is she doing with her arms? they look like weapons, like the dude in terminator. it's just sad, it totally overshadows her hilarious 'dress'.
jesus. i know somebody who is, like, 7 feet tall and about as skinny as a defurred pipecleaner, and even he has better control of his limbs than her. she's nothing but right angles. what is she doing with her arms? they look like weapons, like the dude in terminator. it's just sad, it totally overshadows her hilarious 'dress'.
She's a walking paradox...not one, not two but three odd little sash things pointing down to her midriff area which she has cunningly made totally invisible by wrapping it in a black sheath. I think she's trying to make some sort of deep, artistic statement and we are obviously too obtuse to get it.
Or perhaps she's had a back injury and has been forced to wear some sort of support garment and it looked bulky under her clothes?
Or she could be bat-shit crazy.
"Perhaps her native New Yorkers would appreciate her avengaurd style, but we are not impressed!"
Speaking on behalf of my fellow Noo Yawkas, we're not buying this either.
"about as skinny as a defurred pipecleaner" love'n it!!!
Maybe she was just disgnosed with sculliousis (sp--sorry) and her spine is all curved off at crazily unnatural angles--which is why her arms bend everywhich way. Now she needs a back brace to help even herself out. Maybe when her spine is realigned she'll start getting blood to her brain and realize that she dresses like a blind-two-bit-fifty-year-old-whore. (love the hyphens!)
now, I just feel bad for her.
No. Just...no. She's taunting you, Jessica, and she will taunt you again! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Either that, or her next outfit will involve a sundress worn over gaucho pants, accessorized with Uggs, legwarmers, a newsboy cap and an extremely large spangled bow tied under her chin. Mark my words...
If she wore this on the street in New York, even the drug-addled homeless people would point and laugh.
This is a new low in "Geezer Chic"--she's combined Grandma's purple housecoat with that weird terrycloth kilt Grandpa wears after a shower. Apparently, there was also some yellow ribbon left over after the nursing home's "Support Our Troops" rally.
Who the hell designed this rag? Betsey Johnson on Crack? Wasn't there a God awful line back in the 80's called Voyage...or something close to that....it looks like one of those rediculously overpriced numbers that eventually made it to Loemanns.
Is she depressed? Because she looks depressed. This is a very depressed expression and an outfit that you would only wear if you were so depressed that you couldn't muster a clear thought at the entrance to your closet. So sad. A mind is a terrible thing to lose...or something like that.
she looks like she's about to burst into tears. like her mom punished her and made her go out of the house dressed like that. seriously, doesn't she look like she's about to lose it? or maybe... she already did?
i reeeeally want to know where she bought that and how much it cost. i'm going to fred segal this weekend to see if they have it. i'll report back on monday.
She seems to be wearing a tube top too low and another frilly purple dress too ugly .
I can't believe her agent allows her to leave the house looking like that ..
why oh why must people continuously post comments using words they insist on spelling phonetically!?!? yes, true, this does apply in some cases. "cat" being a good example. "fug" being another. but honestly, "avantgarde" does not fall into that category. it's french. combining the french words "avant" and - wait for it!!!- "garde". come on now. and even if one were to attempt to spell it phonetically, they would certainly not come up with "avengaurd" something that seems to spell "AY-ven-goard". while mischa may look stupid for wearing that dress, certain people don't look much better for misspelling their verbal weapons, so to speak. it's called a dictionary. try one. they even come in handy online varieties so you don't have to -GASP!- open a book.
I'm hearing Mischa is really dumb in person ... so that may explain her absentminded facial expressions ... dress makes her look even more retarded.
I'm so pissed.
But I still can't believe this asshole D. @ 6:06 PM tho
1. Jessica--I love you. You rock! All your Mischa rants are gold! Love the Peldon tie-in.
2. Does this chica ever go anywhere other than The Grove? Seriously, Mishca, have you been to the Beverly Center? Melrose? South Coast?
3. Queenoffattolia--"Either that, or her next outfit will involve a sundress worn over gaucho pants, accessorized with Uggs, legwarmers, a newsboy cap and an extremely large spangled bow tied under her chin. Mark my words..." I love you a little bit too....
Jessica, I think Mischa might have a crush on you. She's doing the TV star equivelent of pulling your braids at recess by dressing like that.
(I'm also becoming oddly fond of her because of her weird expressions. And it makes me feel kind of dirty.)
"Can you believe that I like your shoes?"
No.
What the fug? She totally Sevignyed this one. The dress underneath is cute. Why didn't she just stick with that? She's really providing you guys with blog posts.
I'm sitting here watching Law and Order, and it just dawned on me that that looks like "crime scene" tape around her waist.
How appropriate.
uhhhh....
well.....
uhhhh.....
Hmmm. Officially speechless.
I think I know what happened. Her blind, poverty striken, dying great grandmother wanted to make her a dress for her birthday. So she hacked up all the clothes in the house, and sewed them together. Then when she was on her deathbed she made Mischa promise to wear it out in public.
I can't explain the shoes.
does anyone know what that black thing is? is it like a weird skirt or something?
The apron, the APRON...This is Mischky from Amish in the City.
I understand the poor child now. She is acting out in her exploration period away from the Colony.
She is trying to defy the elders.... and yet she is drawn to her heritage. Look at her apron! I bet there is a matching fuschia bonnet!
No buttons, just fabric string ties, and the flouncey ostentation to show you're rad n' bad, an amishy fad. In a couple of years she will be baking bread, and making preserves at a barn raising bee. She will be marry some bearded fella with a wide brim hat,
vest and ill fitting homespun trousers.
Log Cabin Mischa, I bet she weaves, crochets and knits along with the lipstick lesbian dalliances!
then again, maybe it is the hillbilly heroin!
This looks like she spilled some ketchup on her dress after eating french fries which she probably threw up anyway and couldn't find anything to cover it up with (y'know, because she's dirt poor and can't afford clothes) so she cut the legs off her sweat pants and tied what was left of them to her waist with yellow tape.
Two dresses in one, held together with yellow tape. You can't get much more ghetto than that. Does she tune her TV with pliers too?
However, I like the purple part, it looks like part of a very cute tennis dress, with a roundneck and flouncy hem.
Uh-oh. I actually like Mischa's ensemble. Is there something wrong with me?
Anyway, I forgive her for her questionable fashion sense. When you're competing for attention with the likes of Julie Cooper-Nichol nee Lady Heather you have to go to extremes.
Is that the real Mischa Barton posting here about a dozen posts above? The girl we're fugging? Saying she's pissed? That would explain the outfit. But not the shoes. Yuk.
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There is NOTHING attractive about this woman. She looks like she was raised trailer trash. Tell me that's not a new trend.
And somebody take her back into that restaurant and feed her proper!
There's not much to say about this outfit. It makes us ALREADY blind people (contact & glasses wearers) even MORE blind by looking at this poor ensemble. I think we should start up a fund for her to buy some clothes, because it obviously looks like she may not be able to afford some nice ones, if she's piecing together her old terry cloth jumpsuit and her nightgown.
Actually, there is a reason Mischa is dressed like this. She's on her way to an audition for a new Jerry Bruckheimer spinoff,CSI Punami.She will play a fashion victim.The primary suspects will be the Fug Girls and every single person who has ever seen her on this website or on the O.C.
You'd look like you were about to cry too, if the fashion police declared you a crime scene and roped your body off with yellow tape...
The best dressed character in the bizzaro world version of the OC.
Is it the nose candy?
This outfit is fine, people.
She is out and about, and not at a "photo op" event.
Step off the girl- what's in YOUR closet?
'Nuff said.
Quick! Someone give that girl a sandwich!
"Step off the girl- what's in YOUR closet?"
NOT. THIS.
I usually check out the newest fugs a few times over the course of a few days in order to fully grasp the fugocity of such ensembles..and this one has been taunting me for awhile now and I still have no explanation or understanding.
I've never posted here before... but somehow, this warrants one. I have to wonder what, exactly, this woman was thinking when she got dressed. "Well, this dress sure is purty, and would go nicely with my skeletal figure... but... but something's missing." And it seems quite obvious that 'something' is a tube top circa 1994, meant to be worn OvEr the breasts.
Not Britney - you say check out your url?
I clicked on your name, and found an eBay advert.
Which url are you referring to, please?
Thanks.
Mischa looks like a grandma in this pic. Can't believe that those sagging breasts and huge hips belong to a 19 years old girl. She should get a makeover ASAP.
huge hips?! dear tess, it's comments like yours that make anorexia a terrible reality.
mischa is pretty slender, but she does have big hips. But, they wouldnt be noticable if she wore more flattering clothes.
Is Mischa secretly a Muppet?
http://hokev.brinkster.net/default.asp?land=phenotypes&set=castingcall5
Fine, fine, it's not technically a Muppet™. Close enough.
I can't decide if the yellow ripcord looks more like the tape dry cleaners use to indicate a stain, or the tear-strip on Mini Babybel Semisoft Cheeses. Thoughts?
Leave out the black and yellow bit, iron out and tie the ribbon on the collar and I think this would've been cute.
I am not seeing the big hips here, and I'm not one of those people who cry "eat something" at every celeb. She looks like she has perfectly normal proportions as far as chest/waist/hips goes.
Hmmmmmm.....Crime Scene tape as a belt....Who knew?
Perhaps the yellow tape got caught on her dress as she was running from the scene of a fashion crime?
"Fug Line - Do Not Cross".
Does she have caution tape wrapped around her???
I am actually suspecting that that is all one piece (see how the edge of the black thing lines up neatly with the crochet-like trim above the skirt ruffle?), and that the yellow bit is a cotton velvet - it looks like shimmer, not shine.
Which begs the further question of why anybody would design such a thing, and that, alas, I have no answer for.
i've never posted before but i always check the site to have a laugh during the day & when i saw this...then read the lil caption underneath i just had to say BRAVO! this is one of the funniest things i've ever read in my life & the picture...the picture!! guess i can't say anything that hasn't already been mentioned so i will just nod my head & laugh in amused confusion
She looks disturbed. I'm almost afraid to say something mean.
The blue suits her but it's a really dowdy dress that should be torn up and used as rags or made into something else.
"Mischa, Mischa / loves the greasah / fashion report card / score imcompletia"
I was sitting in my 2:30pm class today and this suddenly popped into my head. Wopsy, you're my hero!!!
Also, when I thought of that, I started laughing hysterically...I'm sure the other 150 people thought I was demented. But it was worth it.
What in the fug is that? I don't get it, it looks like a what would pass as a cute dress (the lavender shade) and she pulled up a skirt Urkel-wise over it.
I'd like to know how greasy Brandon is too.
This is just too much, don't look at this while eating.
You need to calm down D.
oh boo.
someone should get shot.
nobody can pair off poor peasant fluttery skirt vibes with the torn uniform of a european soccer team.
Seriously, the comment from GRETCHEN rocks. I too am from the O.C. and we are all pissed that this N.Y. via wherever byatch even got the roll. Futhermore, there is not one store in South Coast that even has a friggig tent and hockey masks in it. The only redeaming thing about that episode was that they has on Rollerskates and not FRUITBOOTS!!!!
Okay, I went to LSU. I'm all for wearing purple and gold at a football game, or to Mardi Gras, however...
Mischaaaa? Dear? NO! NO! BAD KITTY! STOP FUCKING WITH MY SCHOOL COLORS!
who are you all to comment on mischa barton? she has more fashion then any of you have put together? okay so in the few pictures you have on here she doesnt look at her best. but you arent exactly showing the pictures where she looks beautiful and her fashion is amazing. tapered jeans are very in at the minute come to london and find out... everyone has their own fashion.. and their own style so you shouldnt judge people.. maybe you should take a look at yourselfs or maybe post some pictures of yourselves and see what people think of your so called taste in fashion!
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