Oh my God! Starlet Ashley Tisdale's legs are shrinking!
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb]
The length of the shirt she's layered over those pants make it look like she's put shoes on her knees.
I'd make a crack about the all-white gauze look, but I don't want the Kabbalahists to come after me. That Esther will break your kneecaps.
that's actually a mini skirt and Ashley is really 3 foot 9
Her weave is so obvious and bad. Why, with all of their money, are Hollywood actresses getting shit weaves? Go to the hood and get it done right.
the thought going through her head? "will anyone notice I didn't iron the fold lines out of these white pants?" *shaking my head with disgust*
Amen on the bad weave comment. I think the hair is just as tacky, if not moreso, than the pants.
This lady is one one sheer, sparkly scarf away from being a Stevie Nicks impersonator...
why is her head at that angle? is the weave weighing it down?
Its bad enough that I want to blow my nose on her fucking skirt and rip out one of her pants legs for later use, but added to that is the hair weave from "Bonifa Lotifa Holifa Sherifa Jackson's House of Hair"...
I wanted that belt, until I saw this whole get up. Is it bad that I still want it a little bit? Where can I buy one?
What a bad weave...or wig...can't really tell it's just so awful.
Who is this woman?
I do like the belt, but the skirt is incompatible with the pants. One or the other might have worked.
So, she's on the Beige Carpet? Is that for D-List celebrities? I matches the carpet in the hall of my apartment.
All Ms. Weavywonder is really missing is the platform suede boots and Lindsay Buckingham.
The weave and outfit combo bring to mind Paul Williams (yes, I know I am dating/aging myself - all of the Fuggers over 35 who witnessed his consistently awful appearances on bad 60 - 70's variety shows will know who I am talking about). He grossed me out with his bleached hair and lipless mouth. *Shudders* Frightening anyway you look at it.
I can't believe no one has mentioned the itty bitty shiny see-through shirt that has been layered over a perfectly serviceable white tank. She seems physically incabable of wearing just one garment over any section of her body.
she looks like a hippie that's died and gone to heaven. like a hippie angel. a hippie angel that wears shoes. and bathes. and is probably way too busy to take part in a stoopid drum circle at the beach. and i think she most likely smells nicer than most hippies.
maybe that's what happens when hippies die. they get shoes instead of wings and they cease to smell like homeless.
People who post in all caps get their posts deleted.
Y'know, for a second I could have sworn this was a picture of Haylie Duff with a really bad wig...
I have a belt that looks identical to that from Brass Plum in Nordstrom. No joke. I paid about $10 for it- figured it was worth it for a couple of wears before the trend went out of style.
Uh oh, from the looks of the ALL CAPS COMMENT above, somebody just sent Ashley Tisdale a link herself being fugged!
I bet even the tsunami victims wouldn't take this outfit. I bet they'd be all, "Oh, thanks for the gesture, but I'd rather stick with my mud-stained garb than wear this fugly getup."
Oh dear. Dorf does bad hair.
These humorless people that read these blogs...where do they come from? Are they the spawn of Sean Penn?
The best thing about that angry comment above is that it was signed "YOU ARE NOBODY." Click on the link and it takes you to a fake e-mail address.
If you feel strongly enough about something to comment on it IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, then you should at least have the balls to back up your opinion with your real identity. It ruins your cause to hide behind a pseudonym, you fucking weiner.
Are Communes back??
A tambourine would complete the ensemble!
And just what, exactly is an "ownself?"
There there, Nobody, I'm not much for "the Kabbalha" myself. Say, do I hear faint traces of "Dueling Banjoes" from Deliverance? Oh, sorry, must be a side effect from smoking "the pot."
I doubt very highly that that thing on her head is a weave. It has got to be a wig. The worst wig I have ever seen. Ever.
Also, what is with the douche bags coming onto this site to let everyone know much better they are than us? One wonders why they keep coming back to the site. Guilty pleasue? I am positive I do more charity work in a month than these jackasses do in their whole lives, but I still have time to fug...and I will never feel bad about doing it. Heather and Jessica, you rock! VIVA LA FUG!
Yeah-- 'angry nobody ownself person'...
Leave some Capital letters for the rest of us!
I wanted to use a couple Caps in my message above but someone had used them all up.
All that fabric, and yet--apparently not quite enough to cover her midriff.
Texasexile:
You want to talk about dating oneself? I can never see any girl with her midriff exposed with out thinking of that kid in the old Cap'n Crunch commercials, with his belly always hanging out.
Darn it - YOU ARE NOBODY's comment got deleted before I could read the incoherent rant. I hate to be left out!!!
I hear the seraphim whenever I look at this picture. It brings me peace and happiness instead of wanting to hurt the person in the cubicle next to me. On the other hand, who caught the article in the Sunday NY Times yesterday about the Olsen twins as some sort of deconstructed fashion icons--huh? I read it, had a cup of coffee, reread it, and then regretted the 12 minutes of my life I had lost to the stupidity in the article. I finally figured out the cr*p they are selling at my local mall is, in fact, designed for Mary Kate and Ashley, 18 year old size 0 (or is it size -2) multi-millionaires. So for those of us almost old enough to be parents of MK & A, who are size 10 or 12 and who are trying to make house payments while looking good at work are doomed.
Dimestore Lipstick - I am glad that I was not drinking anything - I would have snarfed it all over my keyboard!
jeez, I go away for an hour and miss all the great posts! What did the all caps one say?
While I applaud the your efforts to combat Fug wherever it may occur, I must say that you guys are being a bit too democratic. Who is Ashley Tisdale? Her credits - mostly guest roles on mediocre sitcoms - read like a cheerleading roll call: Amy, Nicole, Bonnie, Maddie, Stephanie, Janice, Tracy, Jessica. The most interesting tidbit that I could find was that her sister, Jennifer Tisdale, was on "Undressed" the same season as Courtney Peldon.
Either way, this girl simply isn't worth your fugging. She isn't famous enough, and her crimes aren't egregious enough (the weave is awful, but the outfit could be much worse), to justify sharing valuable Fug space with Bai Ling and J-Lo.
T-dum Sam: "Vanna, I would like to buy a Capital letter, please."
Vanna: "Say whaat? hunnh--Golly gee ask Pat."
Pat Sajak: ".. a vowel.... A VOWEL! Dumbass! People ask to buy a Vowel, to solve a puzzle! 7,346, shows we've taped and you ask to buy a Capital letter? Most of our
contestants are mouth breathing, back-shavers, BUT, You Sir are the first to buy a Capital letter!"
(*Tex and Carp-dog.. It was just a 3 page All caps incoherant rant)..Cap'n Crunch belly!! Meow/fab!
"Either way, this girl simply isn't worth your fugging. She isn't famous enough, and her crimes aren't egregious enough (the weave is awful, but the outfit could be much worse), to justify sharing valuable Fug space with Bai Ling and J-Lo."
I hear that, but sometimes it's a slow morning in Fug Town, especially on Mondays, and if it's between a D-Lister update and no update at all, we go with the D-Lister. [Part of the problem, of course, is that we can't use Getty, so updating requires a goodly amount of digging around. Not your problem, of course, but just an explaination.]
She looks really tacky and forgettable that I don't really care what acting she's done; I'm going to assume she played "Snobby Girl #1" on some teen movie, or someone's best friend on a WB show who confesses she is a lesbian.
Is it just me, or are silver sandals NOT the way to go here? Goldish belt... goldish bracelt... hmm. Not that properly styled shoewear would HELP, but still... They clash. And that bothers me.
Jay Leno just called. He wants his chin back.
Hey,
My mom bought that belt in 1982, and she is going to be seriously pissed that you borrowed it without asking. She'll be at work till 5:00 if you want to sneak it back into the house before she gets home.
Thanks-
Sauce.
PS, hope you used that 'House of Dynel' coupon from the Clipper. I'd hate to think you paid full price for that nasty-ass weave.
I'm not the Esther you speak of, but the bad wig alone is enough to make *me* want to bust her kneecaps.
*I do like the belt, but the skirt is incompatible with the pants. One or the other might have worked.*
No, neither of them would work alone either. The trousers are too cheap and ugly (buy an iron! You can get them for less than UKP10, you know!). The skirt is just the wrong length for her stumpy little legs. Crop it off to the first horizontal seam and you could get away with the whole trouser/skirt combi but as it is it looks like someone tried to get changed without revealing her knickers but forgot to take her trousers off after she got the skirt on.
"I hear that, but sometimes it's a slow morning in Fug Town, especially on Mondays, and if it's between a D-Lister update and no update at all, we go with the D-Lister."
You're right, Jessica. D-list fug is better than no fug at all. However, surely this isn't the best/worst fug you can find for today? A quick glance at Daily Celeb yields Gwyneth Paltrow in a weave nearly as bad as Tisdale's, Ann Jeffries in a head-to-toe hot pink satin gown with a huge fake rose around her neck, and Gael Garcia Bernal wearing muttonchops and the most hideous hipster glasses ever created. Also, since "Inside Deep Throat" premiered recently, you'll find an endless supply of porn stars strutting the stained red carpet in outfits that would make Bai Ling scream and cover herself in a bathrobe.
Of course, I don't want to tell you how to do your job. You girls are much better fuggers than I. And, back on topic, I firmly stand in the "weave" camp. If Ashley were wearing a wig, her hair would be more consistant. Here, you can clearly see where her real hair ends and the poorly-matched weave begins.
As the Fug girls would say: Well-played. Well-played, indeed.
But seriously, who the hell ARE you, "Ashley Tisdale"?!?
Has anyone else noticed that so many of the lately Fugged appear to be victims of Multiple Trend Syndrome? I.e., reading what's on the Vogue/Elle/Lucky radar (in this case, all-white! metallics! layers! tiered skirts!) and then wearing all of the aforementioned trends at the same time? Think Blu Cantrell (crochet! fur! prairie skirts! metallics!). Or J.Lo, as shown above (boho! empire waists! wood bangles!) Or L.Lo, who appears to have been reading back issues from winter (sequin jackets! cropped pants! shiny shoes! jaunty hats!) It pains me to think that these people spend their copious amounts of money partaking of every.single.trend rather than focusing on the two or three that flatter them.
If it's a slow morning in Fug Town (late afternoon now where I am), please do a Bitchney Letter of Truth! There are recent pictures of her out there wearing a 'award-winning wife t-shirt' with those same jean cut-offs from last year and a camo ballcap! ("wake and bake and tune the fuck out...") I am STILL (all caps) laughing at that genius! More Britney please!
Oh, no, not more negative comments on The Britster :( lol I love her, man.
Haha! Then you are on the wrong site, Julie! =P
First of all: who is she??
Second of all: I enjoy the skirt or dress over pants look, I think it makes you lady-types look whimsical. This however is too much white and a bad case of inproper lengths.
I don't know who or what this woman is, but this is a SPECTACULARLY bad outfit. I agree with everyone on the thread who have pointed to it as a particularly egregious example of "When Trends Collide!"
"White gauze" + "bad weave" + "frumpy skirt over baggy pants" + "too-long pants" + "'Geezer Chic' glittery accessories" + "stupid layering" + "bad posture" = the JACKPOT OF TEH FUG!
Nuts. I do actual work for five freakin' minutes and I miss all the fun. That'll learn me.
Is it Memorial Day already? Or did they send around the "sheer white gauzy cottony garments now approved for winter wear" memo while I was laughing at Mya's boots?
Seriously. Was there a memo?
i think it's pretty clear what happened here. in her a-for-effort attempt at pulling off the "jewish trend," (note the misappropriated wig worn by married orthodox women, oops!), she thought she heard the shofar and got dressed up for rosh hashanah (all white). silly girl. that was just a car alarm. if she were a real actress and had a real job, she could move out of her crappy mid-70s apartment in little armenia and get a nice house in the hollywood hills and wouldn't have to be woken up by car alarms every morning!
Ha! Funny stuff, ladies. And who exactly is this "starlet" anyway?
Just to clarify: if you're on a red carpet, you're fuggable. I don't care if you aren't famous enough. Jessica and I have never stated that someone has to achieve a certain level of fame in order to be fugged -- and anyway, how subjective is THAT? i'm sure Ashley T. up there would argue that she's plenty famous enough.
The point is, if we see some public fug by someone standing in front of the photographers, and not just as "spouse of famous person," then it's as eligible as anything. The site is of our creation, and we have to do what makes us happy.
Quote:
"However, surely this isn't the best/worst fug you can find for today? A quick glance at Daily Celeb yields Gwyneth Paltrow in a weave nearly as bad as Tisdale's, Ann Jeffries in a head-to-toe hot pink satin gown with a huge fake rose around her neck, and Gael Garcia Bernal wearing muttonchops and the most hideous hipster glasses ever created."
If we think someone looks ugly and we have something to say about it, then it is the best fug of that moment. Fug is subjective. This site is about what WE find fugly. It's possible some of the above stuff will get posted later today, if we have time -- remember, this is not our day job; this is our hobby that we try to work in around our day jobs -- but if it doesn't, then, well, it doesn't.
You don't have to like what we write. That's what makes the world interesting. But I do feel like this isn't a situation where we have hard and fast rules and regulations, and well, if we personally think something's fugly, then it has every right to be here.
"You don't have to like what we write. That's what makes the world interesting. But I do feel like this isn't a situation where we have hard and fast rules and regulations, and well, if we personally think something's fugly, then it has every right to be here."
Sheez, don't take it so personally. I wasn't criticizing your writing at all, I was simply wondering aloud. I figured I included enough qualifiers in my post that no one would be offended, but I guess I was wrong.
no offense heather, but you sure have awfully thin skin for someone who operates a blog dedicated to criticizing people.
Ash, sweetie, just around the corner from me is Terena's House of Hair and African Tailoring. They're dying to get their hands on you.
Will the skants [skirt + pants] look never go away!?!
Word. You fug whomever the fug you want. It's ALL (all caps) good fug. I can't believe I was busy at work and missed all the drama! Damn.
You go girls
ANYHOODLE, about those ugly pants!
I personally would be really, really scared of spilling something on this outfit.
A bit of advice for this "starlet":
Whatever you're wearing, remember, take one thing off before you leave the house. Love the belt; hate the pants. It's not boxing and you don't have to make weight.
Attention Walmart shoppers "Emily" and "Livia":
Methinks Heather was trying to tactfully explain, in a manner that even those who rode the short bus to school can understand, to SHUT YOUR PIEHOLES AND ENJOY THE FREE FUG SHOW. Now, allow me to introduce you to a little something called a MOUSE. No, not that critter whose breeding in your unwashed kitchens -- that cute lil' device next to your keyboard. Yeah, that one. Now click the LEFT button and GO AWAY. Oooo, the miracle of modern technology!
Maybe she's wearing a wig and a weave? To go with the "excessive combination of trends" fug?
I feel as though if she had picked just the skirt or just the pants she'd look pretty cute.
I also think all of the same colour is a bad idea. It just makes you look a bit boring doesn't it?
Attention silly-named "BornAgainPagan"!
You would do well to read my earlier posts. I love this blog. I love the writing. I have nothing but love for the fug girls. It's called "expressing an opinion". If you can't handle an opinion that's different from your own, perhaps you should go back to your circle-casting or whatever it is you people do.
Let's leave the venom for those being fugged! Can't we all get along! :) Also, if you see someone on daily celeb who needs fugging, I think you can email Jess and Heather with the link or jpg and comment that way, and I'm sure they read it, and if they think its worthy of fug, you'll be responsible! Its probably a better way to bring the fugly to their attention than posting on the comments, imho. Carry on.
PS I didn't even notice the silver shoes with gold belt combo. She's really trying to make us mad here!
"... in her a-for-effort attempt at pulling off the 'jewish trend,' (note the misappropriated wig worn by married orthodox women, oops!), she thought she heard the shofar and got dressed up for rosh hashanah (all white). silly girl. that was just a car alarm."
Hee! "Car alarm."
Personally, I think she should look into a "You can't leave the house in that!" detector, complete with its own klaxon.
Bravo ADAMP! I wholeheartedly agree. And maybe we can all remember that Heather and Jessica do this for free, for our entertainment.
Thanks y'all!
On topic... crappy outfit.
Jessica: I'm not sure if I'd worry about spilling something on that outfit -- it's not as if it could get any worse, no?
"If you can't handle an opinion that's different from your own, perhaps you should go back to your circle-casting or whatever it is you people do."
Nah, Em. Ritual human sacrifice is more my people's thing. ;)
To quote Chloe Webb in the flick "sid and nancy" (after, if I remember correctly, throwing on a white gauzy tablecloth to run after Gary Oldman's Sid Viscious)"I look like f*cking Stevie Nicks!" At least in the movie,Nancy Spungen's choice of said outfit was influenced by a raging heroin addiction. And there was no Americas Next Top Model "bitch poured beer on my weave" moment to excuse Ashley's combined look of bad wig/extentions to top it all off. Note to Ash:Always spring for the 100% human hair, never for the synthetics, or for the yak. It's worth it.
I slept on it and I STILL have NO fucking idea who the hell this girl is. Oh, my head.
I didn't know TIFFANY'S daughter is that old now? She actually looks like an I GROW ASHLEY doll. Pull on her little white leglets and she becomes a big girl.
Strangely enough, this white skirt was in my daily paper (in Great Britain) today, billed as this season's "must have".
It was teamed with three different tops/jackets, (it looked great with a multi-striped t-shirt) NOT trousers, and I can't imagine how this girl thought it would look like a good combination.
Maybe she just couldn't be bothered to wax her legs.
I swear I thought this was Kate Hudson. And that she'd had a lobotomy.
Whew!
She looks nice but next time should be careful not to wear something that decreases her height.
I am a male carpenter who hasn't the attention span for snarkiness and has been described as incapable of even automatic functions within earshot of couture conversation, and yet... upon this, my first visit, I have immediately realized that your site is the world's very nexus of hilarity. Thanks to you ever so much.
ashley tisdale is the ugliest thing I have ever seen in a magazine or in real life get a life miss thing