Mya finally answers the age old question, "How would I look if, in a fit of desperation, I wore my shower curtain as a dress?"
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb]
The answer is, "Like you, in a fit of desperation, wrapped your shower curtain around you like a dress."
And we're just pretending that those boots don't even exist. They have little cut-outs in them, with which I would find fault if I wasn't pretending they don't exist. They also appear to be made of the skin of several My Little Ponies, but again? Never saw them. They never happened. We can never speak of this again.
Oh. My. God.
hmmm. That has got to be the most horibly matched outfit since grunge. How does one pick that out of their closet? Isn't someone there to give her assistance? Perhaps her mirrors are only from the hip and above and she just missed how the boots that don't exist look with her shower curtain Mu-mu thingie. What's sad is that these are simply 2 articles of clothing and neither could be flattering on their own, and they just happen to be a mustard gas reaction between bleach and amonia when combined together.
hmmm. That has got to be the most horibly matched outfit since grunge. How does one pick that out of their closet? Isn't someone there to give her assistance? Perhaps her mirrors are only from the hip and above and she just missed how the boots that don't exist look with her shower curtain Mu-mu thingie. What's sad is that these are simply 2 articles of clothing and neither could be flattering on their own, and they just happen to be a mustard gas reaction between bleach and amonia when combined together.
This outfit makes me want to cry.
"Why?" That's it. Maybe, because she hasn't been seen in action since she was one of the dirty little whores dancing around in the Moulin Rouge video and the only exposure she can get now is as the new Bed and Bath girl. That's all I can think of. Not only the dress, not only the boots, but the earrings too...no she didn't.
Or she was pulling a Peldon and thinking, "Huh. I haven't done anything lately. Maybe if I dress like a wacko, I'll get some press!"
This is one of those "scroll down fugs" where you start at the top, thinking, "This can't be so bad", until you get down a bit, and your eyes start fizzing. Her boots look like snake vomit.
The dress - Like a nuclear bomb went off in Bob Ross's studio.
The boots - The floor near the demo table at a Mary Kay convention.
UGH!
are those boots padded (like a quilt)??? If so, forget who's wearing it, who would manufacture such a thing? I can almost hear the Manolo shrieking with horror.
Mya was amazing in Chicago and now she's come to this. Sigh.
Well...The colors aren't that bad, honestly. The fugliness is factored in by the shape of the dress, and the shoes that don't go with the dress. Mya is, in my humble opinion, the loveliest R&B singer out there, and she needs to dress as such. She has a lovely body, she wore a lovely 20's flapper type dress a couple of months ago, and now...this. If she could just have had it taken in a little, and wore better shoes. It's just sad. I love the girl though, but still. Sad.
And whyyyyyyy has nobody remarked on Meg Ryan's downward spiral with either her plastic surgery, or continual bad fashion sense? *Shudders uncontrollably* That girl's getting worse and worse.
I think she's been working a side job at the Rainforest Cafe. Her burgers are like 'whoa.'
I think this is Mya's sartorial commentary on Amazonian deforestation!
This is truly a tragedy of an outfit. But ladies? Saying people look like they're wearing a shower curtain is getting overdone, don't you think? Time to think of a new funny thing to say about hideous clothes.
Hmmmmm. I think she went all the way with the home furnishings theme. The dress is a recycled shower curtain; the boots were once the bedroom carpet.
Has no one noticed her calf oozing out of those god-awful boots??
The dress looks more like some sheets you'd find on someone's waterbed in the 70's. The boots I can't explain through any stretch of the imagination. I can't believe she paid someone for them and then actually wore them.
She looks like she's just crawled Survivor-like out of the jungle and has contracted a rare flesh-rotting disease on her legs.
Is she pregnant? Raging hormones and belly might explain the dress.
The boots are another story altogether.
Are those boots currency print? Wait, they don't exist ...
Hey, don't blame the Fugmistresses--blame the people who wear the damn shower curtains as dresses. Seriously, this shit is starting to frighten me. Who sent out a memo announcing that it was now okay to wrap ugly fabric around yourself instead of buying actual formal wear?
Those are probably the most AWFUL boots I've ever seen in my life. Mya is the living proof that money can't but taste.
Looks like she spilled some iridescent purple paint on her frontside as she left the house.
what i like best about this picture is how that poster on the wall behind her perfectly frames her head with those "aruba jam" lines shooting out. she so crazy she got animation behind her at all times. animation, mind you, color coordinated with her gear.
Camo chic.
Was Mya in a horrible accident where she went blind? Was no one around when she was getting dressed? Holy hell, that's fugalicious.
One word: Gorgeous!
Man that was one fucked up crocodile that had to die for those boots.
Where in the hell did she buy those hideous boots? No Maya, just...no.
Er... She kinda looks like a biohazard.
I think I saw her outfit on the racks at Wal-Mart...as a beach towel. She may be standing weird, but she sure does look a little preggers. Or maybe it's just the pattern of the towel/dress that makes it look like flowers are oozing out of her navel.
"Her boots look like snake vomit"
HA!! hilarious!!
someone's been shopping at "the peyote experience".
Those are some god-awful boots. The way they are bunching around her ankles give her that oh-so-attractive cankle look. And I know Mya isn't very tall to begin with but the combination of the boots and the dress length just make her look squat or stumpy or something.
Is it just me, or is bad style going around Humpywood like the flu? Are the stylists all on strike? Or are they finally having their day of revenge with da bitches by dressing them this way on purpose?
The boots look like they've been left in a park for pidgeons to have their way with...the dress looks like a cheap tourist souvenir from Hawaii.
Man, even the carpet doesn't match!
She actually *put on a pose* for that outfit?
Please, please, Puhhhhhleeeeaze tell me that boots with cut outs are not going to be the Next Big Thing. We haven't gotten over the attack of the Uggs yet. I know that the slasher look is so hot right now, but slasher boots?! Please Gods of Fashion just say, "No."
That dress is like....wo. (Sorry, couldn't help myself.) It looks like a maternity dress. Or an elaborately printed sack, whichever you prefer.
Does this come in velvet?? Please say I can buy this one in VELVET!!
This is my favourite celeb outfit ever!
... and yes yes, for you G-G fans, yes she stole the afghan off the Golden Girls Sofa and wore it to the Oscars!
I believe the Boots were sewn by Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs using Tommy Lee Jones battered weathered, pock marked mug...thus the cut-outs.
TOMMY lizard King boots.
Yeesh. I can't think of anything here. Just... ugh.
Someone skimmed an inch off my drive to make a pair of boots!
Thief!!
Oh, I get it. It's Halloween and she went as a booger!
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I thought the boots were bad enough, but then she got attacked by a graffiti artist on the way to her event! SUCH a shame to add insult to injury.
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Yeah, where HAS The Manolo been lately? I'm sure he would have something to say about these mobile monstrosities. It looks like she has pointy gangrene.
"pidgeons"?
We finally know what happened to Blanche's bed covers when Golden Girls wrapped up. Mya turned it into a dress!
And for good measure, she stole Bea Arthur's "Dorothy" boots circa 1988 and had them acid washed.
Adam P, you nailed it - i was going to say exactly the same thing about Dorothy Zbornack's boots. Well played.
And am I halluncinating, or did Prince wear this exact same outfit to the Grammys in 1983? It was a little over the top then, but Prince is a musical genius who can be forgiven for just about anything. Mya...isn't.
The whole ensemble looks like a Trading Spaces project gone horribly, horribly Hildy -- I mean, wrong.
People,people!! How can you be so hard on my gurll, Mya! There is a method to her madness. She has just had a meeting with the former "Police"man known as Sting, who in an attempt to make her more globally aware, arranged a viewing of the movie 'Lambada, the Forbidden Dance" which is all the about the Amazonian Princess Debbie, (portrayed by former Mulholland Drive/General Hospital star Laura Herring,) coming to America to save the rain Forest, by using the forementioned forbidden dance, cause the sun is eating the air,Y'all! And it also stars kid Creole and the Coconuts! And so Mya in an attempt to show solidarity with the Rain forest, has chosen her outfit to display what the Amazon will look like if we don't do something! And her boots are made out of anacondas and umbrella fish!! Cause she really really cares, Yall! so don't be dissin my girl, ya hear!Cause she wants to save the rain forest!!
Attention: Clean up on isle 5, clean up on isle 5.
If you think THAT shower curtain is bad, you should check out Tori Amos' outfits from her 02-03 tour. The live DVD even had FAUX DREADLOCKS. It was a terrifying moment for a woman who has toured in bathing suits-and-jeans and, at a much later date, sparkly aprons.
http://hereinmyhead.com/bigpic/video/wtsf/WTSFDVD_264.jpg
and there's JEANS under that.
http://hereinmyhead.com/bigpic/video/wtsf/WTSFDVD_053.jpg
http://hereinmyhead.com/bigpic/pbs/Tori_Soundstage_hdtv_30.jpg
Siiiigh.
I'm not with you on this one, Insanitykun. To me, Tori ALWAYS looks fabulous, and I think she rocks the dress-with-pants look well. And even Tori at her absolute fugliest could in no way compete with this horrifying swarm of fugliness that is Bed, Bath and Mya.
Oh no, biya, you did NOT just fug Tori. The people you neeeeeeeeeeeever fug in Grant's book of fantasy fag hags, are Tori Amos, Kylie Minogue, Kirsten Davis, or Emma Bunton. Just. No. They are like, always perfect and amazing and just. Eeee. Tori can do no wrong, except with her latest album, which is unfortunately yawnerific, but it happens. But yes. Tori is perfect, and looked LOVELY on that tour, so just. Grrrr. Grrr.
Besides, Tori is on STAGE. I forgive any outfit, even the ones Cher wears, as long as it is a costume.
And Tori looked awesome in all those pictures.
She's gorgeous but...faux dreadlocks? The entire WTSF ensemble is HORRENDOUS.
Ladies-
I must say that I really appreciate the fact that you are leading by example. . . I cannot see those boots. . . The boots do not exist. . . . I cannot see those boots -- that mantra will make it all better, right!?! RIGHT!?!?! Please tell me that everything is going to be all right. PLEASE!
Ugh Mya you're such a pretty woman why did you choose to wear that ensemble?, were you drunk?.