[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]
PARIS: Hey, Mrs. Meister. You look hott. Squished boobs are hott.
NICKY: Thanks, P, you bitch. You look... gold. Both your skin and your dress.
PARIS: Yeah. Tanning is hott. Orange really works for you, too. Anyway, the dress I wanted, I couldn't get, because the number was in my Sidekick and all these total, like, average people were calling the designer and asking for specially made, like, overalls and stuff. Overalls are hott, though.
NICKY: Where did you get it?
PARIS: It's an old dress of Mom's. Hand-me-downs are hott.
NICKY: Call it "vintage." That plays better. And get it tailored next time so it actually sort of fits and doesn't make you look matronly.
PARIS: I couldn't. Those Internet, like, thief-people posted a message I wrote about Mom's seamstress. Something about, "Tell spinster crotchrag she didnt take up miniskirt enuf -- not hott,'" or something, I don't know, but that skirt is going to be hott.
NICKY: Whatever. I have to go file a police report about the guy who mugged me on my way here.
PARIS: Don't. Knife-Attack Couture is hott.
NICKY: You're hott.
PARIS: I know.
Did I miss a memo? Is gold lame the new black? My ex-boyfriend is going to be so happy when he finds out his old prom tux is back in style. And yes, I did break up with him because of the tux.
who knew that cokehead, sin-and-bones paris could look so fat! i mean come on! is it just the way she's standing that makes her hips look that way? i'ts totally disproportionate and frightening.
and miss nicky, get a bra, your boobs and bellybutton should not be conversing so closely.
One has to wonder why, in light of past publicity, Paris Hilton bothers to wear clothes AT ALL.
I thought they where supposed to be icons of good fashion... this is more of what a pagent dress would look like if a 3rd rate designer from Wal-mart's tried to emulate couture fashion. I mean there's gold Lame for God sake!
While I agree that both Hiltonettes look terrible, I would suggest you get your eyes checked if you think either of them look fat. Do we really need to bring out the Rosie O'Donnell photos to remind you what it really means to be fat?
I like Paris' dress. It's very old Hollywood and makes her look like she actually has curves. She might have pulled it off with a classy updo.
I suspect that Paris and Nicky dared each other to try for the fugliest "bitch" at the party. No way they didn't know how horrendous they actually looked.
Now, is that lady in the background scarfing down a box of Mike and Ike's? And will she pick up that water bottle she just tossed to the ground?
Can someone please explain to me why Paris always stands like that? It's too fucking annoying. Does her body automatically move itself into that position anytime she's within range of a camera?
The fashion, if you want to call it that, reminds me of Dynasty - Crystle Carrington and Monica Colby do the oscar post-parties.
Oh, look! Paris finally found a seamstress to make her a dress of fabric spun from her old hair extensions. How nice that she's recycling.
Carpedog: By "old" Hollywood, do you mean "1985?"
Hi! This is Paris and I can't be held responsible for this dress. I was kiddnapped on they way to the show and they forced me into it! Why does this stuff keep happening to me? Why won't people leave me alone? Why can't the general public respect my privacy? I hate the media. . . Oh sorry I have to go and do an exclusive interview in E! about how much i hate the media and want my privacy, the photo shoot should be hot, I hear they are planning on airbrushing me onto some nude models body (at least that what I'm claiming) you can read about my emarrasment about this in the new US Weekly, check it out bitches!
WHY? WHY? WHY? Why are we still seeing cut-outs? How many "in and out" lists do these damn celebrities need to read to get the message? It's over. Take your uggs, your juicy loungewear and your cut-out couture and give them to your cleaning lady...IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON!
This looks like 75% off shit from the sale rack at Contempo Casuals. Does that store exist anymore?
Can someone explain to me how two girls with all the money in the world always and constantly look fugged up?
WHOREENDUS!!
Ick, they are such a funny color. There's a huge difference between "I live in a cave" and "Look at me! I'm a carrot!" I'm guessing Nikki chose purple to bring out the orange in her skin tone. How nice.
And as Ingo pointed out this dress/that angle/something highlights some serious birthin' hips I was previously unaware Paris had. Wow. Being as how she's so thin that would have to be bone structure. Unless she's taken up eating lately.
And I just love how it matches her hair.
Neither Paris nor Nikki Hilton is "fat" by any means. Which just makes it all the more extraordinary that they somehow managed to find evening dresses that make them LOOK fat. And are too long.
I actually like Paris's dress down to the waist--the strapless suits her. Her hair looks unusually pretty, also. Nikki, on the other hand, looks about 50.
Paris:
I don't mind the dress, not a fan of the fake and baking though. I do hang out in the Caribbean every damned chance I can get so am used to the colouring, so it doesn't look that odd to me. Don't we normally judge people by what they normally are like? lol, she looks damned good compared to normal. And I agree with Carepdog, I think an updo would have put her in style.
She does look "fat" compared to her normal self, which is way too damned skinny, so it's better than I have maybe ever seen her look before.
That bit about Nicky getting mugged on the way over though, classic lol When are cutouts a good idea? I would wager the answer is never.
Doesn't Nicky's dress remind anyone of the Texan prom dresses we collectively reviled on this site about a month ago? Maybe it's reversible too.
Lovely take on the Hilton-ho's...
Check out the missyfitz blog for our very own "Worst Dressed Oscar Party"...
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Paris - updo + hemming of the dress would = nicely played... even if it's gold. Come on now kids, these are HILTONS. We can't even see Paris' hoo-hoo. Worse things have happened, and will again in the future.
Nicky- aren't you supposed to be in design school or somthing like that, which is why you weren't on 'The Simple Life'? Did your parents have to buy this school a new international airport to get you in? Why purple? Why cutout? Neither of things things flatter your already-natural fug. Stick to basic colors and cuts - these things are what keeps you in 'the less whorrendus hilton' catagory.
ya know whats sad? they actually own all the diamonds they are wearing.
other than that, I'm at a loss for words
I dunno, I normally cannot stand anything about Paris, but I think that this time the dress she picked actually looks very nice (the orangey tan and stringy hair are another story).
And I think curvy is a good look for her.
I actually like what Paris is wearing. Nicky's dress is okay. I've seen worse.
I heart little Perry Hilton, I feel like she is the American Dream personified. She just wanted to be famous, talent & hard work be damned when one has nepotism and high class porno.
That being said I think her dress wouldn't be so bad if it weren't the colour of chocolate-coin-gold and if it weren't too big.
Nikky's dress is definately way worse. I think cut-outs look really silly not to mention she seems to have way over-done the orange look.
Orange is SO 2004.
So weird; Every other picture I have seen of Paris in that dress, it looks off-white, not gold:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/pariswhitney/vanity_030.jpg
Obviously when Paris got the invitation, she thought she was suppose to go dressed as an Oscar or something? She looks like she's in wrapping paper.
Wouldn't it be fun if the Hilton sisters really were conjoined as this picture suggests?
Whitney, maybe the dress is made of that running-shoe reflective material. A direct flash photo makes the dress look white, but from other angles the dress only reflects the Hilton Fugs' tanorexia.
You know, I sometimes think that Paris Hilton is actually some kind of genuis and this entire I'm-a-hott-idiot-don't-you-wish-you-were-me thing is all just an act, and she goes home at night and reads 4,000 page long books and laughs her ass off at everyone.
But then I see a picture like this and I know I'm wrong, and I cry one tiny, perfect tear for humanity.
hey, at least they aren't doing the head smush.
Wow, how incredibly unfortunate.
This is actually not bad for Paris. I expected much worse. She's covered, the dress is only a mild misstep, and the hair isn't horrible. Nicky on the other hand looks horrendous. I always have to do a little 'awwww' when I see them together though. I have sisters, so obvious sisterly love always gets my heartstrings, and they seem to genuinely enjoy each other's company.
Mmm. Paris looks good, I think. She looks like she's been eating, which is important. Her hair leaves a bit to be desired, but other than that, good, good. Nicky looks skanky and blah though. Honestly. I'm just tired of Nicky, but I'm SLOWLY warming up to Paris. Tee Hee, her T-Mobile scandal makes me giggle tremendously.
You want to know what's sad though? Paris and Lindsay Ho-han are doing a movie together called Fashionistas (That ironically has a porno made from it earlier with the same name and plot. Only with sex.), and just...No. Paris can sit around and be pretty and coquettish and show up for parties, but she must leave movies and the music industry alone. Grr.
"I thought they where supposed to be icons of good fashion."
THEY ARE???
Heh. Heh. I love when you guys manage to catch snippets of celeb conversation, v. v. amusing.
Paris looks fine. I actually like the dress. The hair well.. eh. She could've maybe DONE something with it.
But oh, Nicky honey. Are you not supposed to be the sensible one?? For that "look" is NOT sensible in any way. I prefer using the term hideous. What is going on with that scarf-thing?? It's confusing me.
paris looks like she's wearing hip padding.
sure, it's "sisterly love" now, but one more headline for nicole ritchie and it'll be dry humping in front of a crowd of paparazzi.
p.s. paris really needs to send her hair out to be washed and set.
I never thought I'd see the day where Paris actually looks ...nice. even if she is sexually attracted to the camera. I must go outside and look for flying spaceships now.
Nicky looks like someone covered a very thin Oompa Loompa w/a cutout snowflake made out of purple construction paper.
Nicky's slasher dress could really use a pair of nice slasher boots.
nicky's dress looks like it hurt to put on. she has to hold her head that way or it will strangle her.
Knife-Attack Couture IS in. Just ask Courtney Peldon.
are smushed boobs hot? If this is true, I am so living in the right times.
For once I don't see two Floozies!
I see two gorgeous classy broads!
Looks like Nicky slept in the dress and it got just kinda wrapped around her in her sleep. Phew.
Looks like Miss Paris had a crimping accident with the hair. Or just didn't wash it for a day or two.
In all seriousness, were I the parents of these two wastes of space, I'd be mortified that my two daughters had blossomed into such skank-ass ho-dogs with more money than sense AND taste.
I think Nicky got that dress from the atin department at a Ballroom dance store.
Any minute now she and her fixed grin are gonna bust out a Rumba (or maybe a Cha Cha Cha)
You are all just jealous. You'll always be.
Have a nice day now.
I don't think Paris' weave does 'updo'
I think she looks really nice here though.
And I think its really cute that they're looking at each other in the pic rather than at the camera. Awwww.
Oh my god .. Did Paris just try to match her dress with her hair colour ??? .. The hacking of her sidekick must have gotten to her .
Well , not she was any better before that .
Nicole just looks like she got into a fight with catwoman
These girls both look like they could use a shower and some SPF 30. That aside, it's nice to see that they've eaten a meal sometime this month. I can't even see any of Paris's bones!
People need to stop with all their tanning shenanigans. This is getting out of control.
but why is michael moore filming them?
Paris's dress actually looks quite nice from other angles although they messed up the measurements up top - WAY too loose for her boobs.
But there's just nothing good to say about Nicky's dress. Blegh.
I love the guy in the back with the camera phone. "What? You mean you don't know? The media totally uses camera phones these days... you get better pictures...oh my gawd, is that Nicky Hilton?! WHAT is she wearing? Totalllly hah-ribble!"
Yep. I have to agree (altho it almost hurts to do so) that I like Paris' dress. It is very stylish and glamorous. An "up-do" would have clinched it, but this IS Paris Hilton, so.......what do we expect.....?
STOP TANNING. One word: overkill
could this dress hold the record for covering the most of amount of flesh at a public appearance?
and is paris short-sighted because she's always squinting?
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Gold lame has NEVER been fashionable, NEVER been stylish, NEVER been even remotely attractive on ANYONE EVER.
Just stop.
Check out more pics of her in this dress at gettyimages.com. She looks huge!
I think they both look gorgeous. Yeah, the cutouts and the neck thing (it looks like a leash) could have been rethought, but I love the color. And I don't think Paris is wearing gold lame.. looks like iridescent organza to me that got caught in unfortunate lighting. (evident in the other picture someone posted a link to..)
Yes, yes, everything everyone has said is true, BUT perchance, if the world ignored these two space cadettes, maybe they would just vanish into the ether. Unlike many/most of the other people featured here, who either have or had careers (of whatever value) or who are trying to hump-start careers, these two exist just to exist. Imagine a month without a Paris Hilton headline. She would just implode, like the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz.
"Gold lame has NEVER been fashionable"
I beg to differ. Monroe looked GORGEOUS in that gold lame number that practically cut down to her navel.
And I agree, Paris looks good in some pictures, bad in others. The dress is so borderline cute. I'll call it cute considering her past.
Ahh the irony that the man behind her seems to be photographing her using a cell phone camera.
I digress. I think Paris' hair and body look fine, but the dress isn't exactly flattering in terms of making her figure look a lot matronly as Jessica pointed out.
Love the dialogue btw, Jess.
PS Remember the gold dress that Sophia and Dorothy wore in tandem to the mother-daughter pageant at Shady Pines? So does Paris.
And Nicky's fabu-tan is indeed the color of an old man's scrotum. To steal a phrase from Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton.
How the hell did Paris Hilton find a dress that makes her look fat?
Jessica, you are the one who is hott.
That was brilliant. I can hear it all.
I, however, am not hott. Since Heather posted that one. So... Heather is hott. Again, brilliance.
Sisters, sisters,never were there such devoted sisters. Never had to have a chaperone,no thanks. They're proud that they're both shameless skanks. Scoring, whoring wearing clothes that we should be ignoring. When skeezy Ricky Solomon gave the dog a bone,he used a video not a camera phone. Nicky, Paris, Jesus, how you manage to embarrass. Here's a hotel question that you can't ignore-is there easy access through the Hilton's back Door? Lord help the mister, that sleeps with both her or her sister. Lord help the sisters.Period. PS: They actually look pretty decent for them(afraid there's not enough style comment in this post)and they look like they care about each other, so props for that.
Paris looks like the wadded up golden ticket that Charlie found in the sewer in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and Nicky looks like she should be doing a triple Lutz or whatever it is that quirky ice skaters do.
Two drag queens from Key West just called: they're missing their evening gowns and Paris and Nicky are wearing them.
"You know, I sometimes think that Paris Hilton is actually some kind of genuis and this entire I'm-a-hott-idiot-don't-you-wish-you-were-me thing is all just an act, and she goes home at night and reads 4,000 page long books and laughs her ass off at everyone.
But then I see a picture like this and I know I'm wrong, and I cry one tiny, perfect tear for humanity."
-- totally completely brilliant. Love your lover.
You know, "Conversations With Hiltons" could be the new Letter of Fug. I think it's time for a crossover.
Normally I am a huge fan of GFY. However, I really don't see enough wrong with this picture to make them fug-able (THIS time).
Also, what is up with people calling Paris fat? When she's dressed normally (for her) people bitch about her being too skinny. Now people bitch about her looking "fat." Sheesh!
P.S. I still love GFY but I just canNOT join in on this particular fugging.
P.P.S. That dude is SO much better looking than Michael Moore.
Clueless bitches. Their clothes is a true fug.
More like The Ugh Fug Sisters.
Neither one of them are fat, by any stretch of the imagination. They just look not so absurdly skinny in those clothes.
Paris really needs to do something about the lame hair extensions. When even I can tell how bad they are, they need to go.
Shiny Happy Hos.
You guys are all bitches paris is gorgeous no matter what she wears and Nicky's dress is hott! You guys would dog on Paris if she looked skinny and now that a PICTURE makes her LOOK fat you guys dog on her for that. What do you want? They are both hott, and Nicky's dress...WOW!
What happened to the people who used to have glamour,taste, and style? I hope these girls get some fashion lessons and quit looking like uncultured strumpets.