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March 30, 2005

Rachel Fugson



Who told Rachel Bilson she looked cute in this? Was it Mischa? It must have been Mischa. Rachel: NEVER LISTEN TO MISCHA. Her boyfriend is a walking flake of dandruff.

I wish this were a better shot of the full outfit, but even at this angle, I can tell that it's bringing me pain. Each piece looks like she stole it from a costume department: that white thing would seem to be petticoat-esque, as if it's never actually supposed to see the light of day because Dr. Quinn's best surgical dress always goes over it, and that vest feels like Pa Ingalls would be fixin' for a tantrum if he found out she'd ganked it from his trunk. It's four sizes too big.

Don't dress like a dumpster-diver, Rachel. You're too cute for that. And it's not like shirts at Forever 21 cost more than twelve dollars -- splurge a little, okay? If you need help, give us a ring.

But don't call Mischa.

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And then the well-worn black suede boots that have seen better days and don't go with the rest of the "outfit".

LOVE the Dr. Quinn reference ladies! HA!

It's a sad day when a girl with arms the size of my wrists looks as though she has a spare tire.

Just say no, girls. Just say no.

Hey I used to wear a vest like that. But that was back when I was wearing a hat like blossom and enjoyed hearing Joey Lawerence saye "Whoa".

What is that weird low croth bunchy thing??????

Those boots just SCREAM, "My name is Inigo Montoya...You kill my father...Prepare to die."

has nobody noticed that her bangs look like they were hacked by a weed-whacker?

...And can we talk about her friend on the left? The "I mugged the residents of a Boca Raton senior community center to get this" outfit?

"Those boots just SCREAM, "My name is Inigo Montoya...You kill my father...Prepare to die."" Deenie, I don't have any Idea who you are, but I love you for this!

I predict a pattern of similar fuggings this spring, because every female clothing line has introduced the boho-prairie-western-victorian gothic look, and their motto is "EVERYTHING MUST BE WORN AT ONCE".

The chick next to her in the lavender dress and brown boots...another fugly outfit spawned by the Bohemian trend that Sienna Miller and her ilk are spreading everywhere. Rachel is totally gorgeous...love her...but bad choice of clothing for her

the color of that horrible, horrible vest makes her look grey. hopefully dr.quinn will have a remedy. for starters, though, i recommend she and her little friend unlock their matching bags and get the hell away from each other. they are obviously bad influences on one another what with their matching cowboy boots and hideous billowy dresses and all. what is driving this fugly trend? i don't understand!!!

deenie and melissa -- sooo funny.

That dress-like thing really makes her crotch look like it's sagging at about knee-level. How sad!

I think she looks comfy. Rock on, Rachel Fugson!

I keep seeing photos of Rachel rocking the prairie skirt/boot/elastic waist/tucked-in-shirt look lately and it is disturbing. I hate this boho look! I walked by the window of Neiman's the other day and the mannequin totally had an outfit like this on, but more colorful, which was even scarier. Yuk!

You know, I'm really starting to believe that celebrities don't even think before dressing anymore. It seems like they think that being famous is enough to excuse any horrible thing they wear. Like they can wear any combination of different looks at one time and no one will say anything.

You know who else thinks like that? Crazy people. Crazy people think like that.

I'm sorry, but I can't stop looking at the person on the left. Not only is she wearing something that looks like she stole it from a Boca widow, and matching up that slippery polyester with a beat up pair of old Frye boots, but she seems to be wearing a grey sweatshirt "hoodie" over it. I'm starting to feel queasy.

Napoleon called. He wants his boots back. Gosh.

OMG.......

I had a hat like Blossom too.

Comfy isn't an excuse for going out looking like shit.

That bunched up crotch deal going on is disturbing AND offensive.

I thought the vest had stayed in the Brenda years of 90210, when they were worn with high-waisted, super faded jeans with rolled hems, a tucked in baggy t-shirt, and clogs...

I think they just got fugged up because they had to go out in public with the lavendar-shirted simpleton on the right. He probably thinks they look dreamy in their flowy fug.

Speaking of the bohemian trend, why the hell haven't the Olsens been fugged yet?

It looks like they're going to the annual "Salvation Army" dance at my old college.

Is that a shrimp coloured lace bra peeking through the top, or has all this fug blinded me, impairing what little vision I have left??

rachel, you see that pink slap bracelet-esque band on your left wrist? that means you were supposed to stay in the loony bin for a few nights to detox the bohemi-festation, not break out with everyone else's clothes and your fellow cellmate.

and for the love of god, please stop losing weight. you were so much prettier when you had some curves to fill up the extra-large petticoats.

Forget Mischa. I believe the one who told her she looks good is the fool in the purple dress next to her. It's a little much.

The bottom of the dress/petticoat thingy is shredding... I think she's wearing the dress that Naomi Campbell wore in that Michael Jackson video,"Keep it in the Closet", only Rachel had to take scissors to it to cut it down to her size. She must be going in for cost-effectiveness and versatility, because she could dry the dishes and polish the silver with her dress. Talk about ingenuity!

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it must be one of the 'cowboy casual' bat mitzvahs.

That other girl is so totally Ashlee Simpson, and she dressed herself today.

When I lived in Montreal (c. 1992-94) my French teacher, a small man with hair like the Michael Landon, wore boots like that except shinier. Once I noticed them, I realized that many small, self-consciously styled Quebecois men wore them. In my mind they are, now and forever, 'Quebecois boots'. Sometimes they come with little straps slouching provocatively around the ankles.

The outfit is horrendous. What's really disturbing is the fact that the (much older) gentleman next to her seems intent on walking his crotch into her hand.

*quebecois boots*
::snort::
now for the rest of the week, i'm going to be thinking about tiny insecure men (and badly dressed actresses) mincing about in quebecois boots

Maybe they're one of those Friendster groups -- "People who love bad shoes."

Give us at least one Olsen, pleeeeeze

This outfit is just inexplicable. It's not even bohemian. It's like, maybe her great-grandparents were bohemians back in the day (as in, a century ago) and she found a chest full of their clothes. And maybe that's her grandma's nightgown, and her grandpa's puce suede vest and black boots. In which case, it's sweet that she's trying to keep their memory alive... but, as Summer would say, "Ewwwwww."

Damn. First Ashanti defiles muppets and now we have blatant Deadwood costume ripoffs. Rachel has apparently been inspired by the CFM fashions sported by the camp hookers - but has failed miserably in her effort to recreat the old west ho chic.

maybe its just the booze, but i want to applaud all the commentators today. freakin hilarious.

This cowgirl needs some spurs.

Referring to the person on the left: if she kills herself, at least she won't need a body bag, albeit a colourful one. In fact, she would look a helluva lot better if she just took off whatever she was wearing and ran around the place naked.

As for Rachel, she reminds me of a dress mannequin my mother uses to 'store' all her old clothes and stuff. I can totally imagine her in a Wild Wild West setting, serving drinks while trying to keep the beer from staining her dress.

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rachel bilson is lyk so0o0o cute y'all! her clothes r hotttt

OK, I probably shouldn't say this but...I actually like this look in general. Bear in mind I live near Portobello Road in London so my resistence to this sort of thing has been seriously worn down the last few years. But caught in its natural habitat; ie West London, the boho chic thing can really work.

That said, you do actually have to wear a dress that fits, and the big man's vest is just plain sick and wrong.

Guy on the right looks like he is running, not walking, to get the hell away from this style massacre.

Who cares if its 4 sizes too big, its a freakin VEST for gods sake. Even if it was the correct size it'd still be fugly.

Carlie - that "shrimp colored thing" is the lacey trim on the "dress".
However, more disturbing, is that she actually appears to be wearing a black, yes black, bra under the white "dress". I can't believe no one else has pointed this out.

according to this week's People, this is all Sienna Miller's fault . . . may she burn in hell . . .

i'm more worried by her left hand.

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Sienna Miller, hnnh? I don't know who to blame, but when I find them.....I'm gonna beat them with Ashanti's coat while screaming "Wokka, Wokka, Wokka this, Beeyatch!"
This is awful. Who would this look good on? What does all this covering up of natural curves and/or thin figures mean? Is it misogyny? All I know is that anything like this, or what Emmy Rossum was wearing or that peach trash bag that Brittany Murphy was wearing; all of these would make most people (read:people who eat) look fat.

If she took off the vest and boots, this wouldn't be so bad.

I love Rachel Bilson, so I'm a total apologist.

And may Sienna Miller burn in hell. I hate her boho style, with the inappropiate boots and stupid floppy hats.

The girl on the left, wearing the Champion zip hoodie over the 1984 Sears sundress, also appears to be carrying a Le Bag. Oh, dear. And I concur with Jennifer above who said BLACK BRA ALERT on Rachel. Not like it wasn't bad enough before...

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okay, so I LOVE RACHEL. i think she's just been hanging around with mischa too long, it's like a disease that girl has (she used to dress pretty cute, and now she's dressing like really barfugly), so RACHEL, please get away from mischa, so you wont catch the disease. thanks!

I am very sure David Silver wore that vest on season 1 of 90210, with a denim dress shirt buttoned all the way up, and his hair all Vanila Iced, back in 1990. Yes I'm positive.

Although here we are in 2005, and nothing is right about that vest. Those white satin curtains would look FABULOUS in my living room, though--just not sure why Rachel's modelling them though. I do sense Mischa's ugly hand in this!

I really have to draw your eye to Purple Cow's earrings. The large hoop is obvious, but look closer: doesn't there appear to be a long dangly element? Possibly with a purple bead or something?

Please say you see it too, so I can laugh the hurt away.

i know wat this was!

HIPPIE NIGHT!!!!

protect urselves while u can people, this might take over the country

This MUST have been taken on-set. The costume designers of the OC have been trying to dress Summer more and more "boho" (WITH finger quotes!) as the season wears on...
luckily, they've recovered from the damage they did to Mischa earlier on with a little jokey reference to THE HAT in last week's episode.

Aside from the fugwear, it seems Rachel has lost 99% of the boobage she had during season one of the 'OC'. Which is really, really sad, because she had a rack to be envied.

Fluffernutter...
Yes. There does appear to be something dangling from her hoop earring.

Personally, I kind of hope it's a feather.

It is seriously beyond my comprehension when celebs spend a fortune to look homeless. Its like ZooLander, when Will Ferrel tricks Ben Stiller into modeling that Derelique line. This is all Mary-Kate and Ashley's fault. I love Rachael Bilson but she has been shrinking each week on the OC this whole season and now rivals Mischa for scariest collarbones and shoulder blades.

Rachel looks like she is in some form of fashion custody, doing a perp walk with her lawyer who has advised her to "dress the way I'm dressing, honey, we'll get you off on an insanity defense". And anyone who would look to a woman named Sienna for fashion advice needs to have her head examined-that's not even a name, Sienna-it's a frigging Crayola crayon. Color me unimpressed.

I totally, completely ADORE RACHEL BILSON... sometimes it seems she puts too many odd things together?!?! Same with Mischa! ("trying to hard") Stick to the Sass&Bide.. steer clear of Value Village!

Is that a pee spot on the guy's crotch? Maybe it's just the shadow of her hand?

it's kinda off topic, but i've been waiting sooo long for sienna miller to make it to these pages!! actually, it's a really great thing that she hasn't as she's done nothing to deserve being here (read: she's no one, despite her outfits). she's got horrible style. she is no kate moss and she is no edie sedgwick. edie had style and mystery and drug-induced suffering. sienna miller's just a boring wanna be.

thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

Just FYI from a woman who knows... "fixin' ta" is a Southern term. Pa Ingalls lived in Wisconsin, Minnesota, and De Smet, South Dakota, where he died and was buried. I doubt very much he would be "fixin' ta" do much of anything at any time (alive or dead). Again, just a friendly FYI.

hey! dumpster diving doesnt haveto mean youre a fug!!
it's a cheap way to get food and chlothes though...try it!

ok. this is probably gross and maybe even a little offensive.

but that weird blob/drawstringy part at her crotch area got me thinking...

you know how those OB tampons "expand to fit"...

i think hers expanded all the way around her.

yep, i was right, that's gross.

the only thing she needs to complete this "outfit" is a roach clip/feather/suede-thong thing hanging from a little braid in her hair...

Posted by: AdamP | March 31, 2005 09:35 AM

Love the David Silver through back, you forgot to say he was wearing this vest "sans" a shirt after getting it on in a limo with Ariel after the Babyface concert while Donna knocked on the window!

Forget Rachel! I don't think her clothes look near as bad as that horrid purple dress...now that thing's fugly.

Eww. Yeah. A mustard-colored suede vest. Some people can handle putting together a boho outfit and others can't. I have to disagree about Sienna Miller. Of course she's annoying on a personal level - aren't they all? - but I like her style. Not that she shouldn't be featured on this page! Sometimes she looks like crap, but I haven't seen her botch it as bad as Rachel has in this case, not yet anyway.

Perhaps she and Mischa are having a Fug-Off and we just got caught in the middle of it.


Mischa's winning.

I sooooo love her friend's outfit! Who doesn't love a comfy pair of cowboy boots and a dress that doesn't dig into their mid sections? AND all of it topped with a sensible hoodie.... man, I love that outfit!

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