Random Fug

I'm sorry, but underwear is still underwear, even if you try to layer it on top of other undergarments... it will always be UNDERWEAR... she looks like she's on her way to bed... and the shoes... I suppose they ran out of her size at the shoe store, so she took the next size and a half down.

If you got rid of the top skirt (WTF?) and the panty-hose wrap it would be much better. Still not great but she might have avoided having her picture here on the Fug Blog.

YEAH BABY!!! I've hated on this beneficiary of nepotism for years! Her prissy ass would have even less acting gigs than Courtney Pelton if her daddy didn't own Young and the Restless!

And you should see some of shit she's worn on that soap over the years, barf.

Stephanie Seymour...Rita Wilson...Lauralee Bell...the model in the new JCPenney commercial...They're all trying to pull off the same look of undergarments as outergarments.

If fugly = the new pretty, then undergarments = the new shower curtain.

I kind of like this look. I don't understand why the lining of the skirt is so short and pencil-shaped when the outer layer is so... not. And yes, the wrap needs to be about three times wider to be convincing as something one might use to ward off the cold. But I love the colors and the silhouette; it's so ballet-ish. Can you just see her flitting around, doing pirouettes? She's already standing in third position. In any case, this doesn't even begin to compare with most of the fugliness on this site. Even if girlfriend could really use a root touch-up.

That's the tragedy of this type of fug -- if some of these people just would have stopped putting on items of clothing, they would have been just fine. Not great, but not fugly. Like ELLENNYC said -- dump the overskirt and the wrap and she's perfectly presentable.

Agreed with Heather to be sure.

Also, she doesn't have nice enough feet to pull off shoes that so blatantly distinguish the toes from the rest of the foot.

Her toenails are red, fine, but her fingernails are clear or not done at all? Seems problematic to me for some reason.

She may be a star but her 'girls' are not young anymore however they do look restless and in need of some retention-in plain english "GET A BRA" also on your next shopping trip you may want to purchase some things called eyebrows. She has annoyed the hell outta me for years. I figure for a daughter of a rich tv dad she could afford a decent makeover, even Tori Spelling has gotten one-look what one did for Paris Hilton! Go away Lauralee you dont ring anyone's bell -the gong show is over.

The top isn't awful, it could use something, a black cardigan maybe, but it's not awful. The skirt however, just.. just no.

She actually looks a little uncomfortable. I'm okay with that. When prancing around in desperate need of a makeover and wearing pieces of Mother's silkly negligee as an outfit, one should feel a little uncomfortable. I hope it rains and spots her satiny silk fug.

Man, stand up straight, march right over to Vickie's, and get yourself a freakin' bra, then actually *wear* it! Is that too much to ask? Apparently. Sheesh.

for the love of Fug! If you insist on wearing slouchy clothes at least stand up straight!

I am always astonished by the people who seem fascinated by the camisole or nightgown, but who overlook the beauty and utility of the BRA.

This also looks like something I wore to a junior high dance. I believe that I also wore an armful of rubber bracelets a la Madonna's "Holiday" video. And I crimped my hair, a la Kate Bush.

That was a long time ago, during the national Alzheimer's of the Reagan Administration. Please tell me this isn't coming back as a fashion trend!

You know what? I think some of these chicklets are actually TRYING to make this list. I just don't know how else to explain all of this fugly!
The black part ALWAYS goes on the bottom, girls, unless you are purposely trying to look out of proportion.
jeeze...

YEAH BABY!!! I've hated on this beneficiary of nepotism for years! Her prissy ass would have even less acting gigs than Courtney Pelton if her daddy didn't own Young and the Restless!!

BRA-fucking-VO bornagainpagan!!

The amazing thing about the people on the Bell Soaps is they NEVER EVER EVER age. Very Stepford.

A really elemental problem here is that none of her things FIT. It's such a "foundational" aspect (excuse the pun in light of what she is wearing...) of getting dressed, especially for events, it's hard to understand why a "star" wouldn't know about this.

This is the second runner up for ugliest skirt ever..

Sometimes I think that 50% or more of what makes some outfits fugly is BAD POSTURE. This is a perfect illustration of how to make a silly wardrobe choice downright ugly.

I was cringing during the Oscars at how poorly some of the younger stars stand and walk -- all stoop-shouldered and sloppy. If my mom could reach from her grave (eek), she'd yank their shoulders back and tell them in no uncertain terms, "Stand up straight, young lady!"

*takes a bow*

"The amazing thing about the people on the Bell Soaps is they NEVER EVER EVER age. Very Stepford."

And RIGHT ON back at ya, Avalonn! Case in point: Melissa Whatshername who place Nikki Newman -- girlfriend must at least in her mid-fifties by now but looks barely into her late thirties. Love me some Nikki, though -- now if they only can wrie her away from fucking granpa Victor and get herself some of that hot Italian actin they've been swinging her way lately :)~

Pardon my typos -- hard slurping noodles with one hand and typing with the other!

who is she? who cares about her? NOT her stylist!

The scary part is this women owns a clothing store. She sells outfits like this one to OTHER people. That's the real crime here.

Why is she standing with her shoulders rolled forward like that? I know old lady fashion is in, but is it really necessary to adopt the posture of an arthritic nanny?

See also: breasts.

No No No! Don't you be dissing Cricket!
I can't read any more fug about Laura Lee.

Avalon and Pagan--- Cricket is just so gosh darned apple pie, a sweety beauty cutey!
My testosterone turns sweet as Toblerone with chirp-chirp Cricket.
She would have been so Glam if that 'Paul Williams' hadn't done her wrong!

Cricket Bell could even look smashing in the Uniblow. I dream of her wearing it!
http://www.boingboing.net/2005/03/04/extreme_couture_slee.html
The Uniblow is is a self-inflating garment/portable housing unit designed by Ana Rewakowicz.

(*I used to believe in Paganism.... Then I quit being a Pagan because it left my life in runes!)
The Bell Stepford theory is scientifically brilliant.

vicious but creatively entertaining bunch of fuggers here, that's why we have a link to you on our obscure entertainment page.

See, what bugs me is THE HAIR. She's had the same friggin' hair for 25 years. Sweetie, your shag layers are just pointing to your lack of boob support. For dog's sake, Cut. Your. Hair!!!!!!

Now that outfit is just all wrong...very unflattering

Yay!! Cricket got fugged!! Can you fug Danny Romalotti now?

When I first opened the page, I thought what's so bad about the way she....OMG! That skirt! It has the slip on the outside! Or something.

"*I used to believe in Paganism.... Then I quit being a Pagan because it left my life in runes!"

MUAHAHAHAHA!!! ... Come back to the chosen ones, T Man, you know you're dying to ;)

There is nothing wrong with her fingernails/toenails though. Red on the toes, clear on the fingers is better than matchy-matchy red on both (although matchy-matchy clear on both would have been fine). The other way around, clear on toes and red on fingers, is fine as well.

I love you two! Sometimes I laugh so hard, I piss myself.

I'm not for one second saying she's got a brain in her head or a smidge of talent, but I'm agreeing with Mary's comments above. Being a dancer, I have an appreciation for the balletic look of this outfit. Yeah, had the under skirt been full and tiered similarly to the top layer, I'd like it more.

We'd probably all be loving it if it were on someone else.

Crop the photo at the fried hair and talon like toes (and we ballerinas have a high tolerance for ugly feet) and see what I mean. :)

Can you keep my secret? We're having a going out of business sale because no one wears bras anymore.

Give the girl some credit, at least she fixed her tragic eyebrows. They used to be thick, bushy, dark brown.

Does this chick have sort of weird,gravitational core of the earth downward pull going on here? Everything on her is headed south-her hair, her chin, her jewelry, her sleepwear, her boobs-as if Sir Ian"X-Men" Mckellen was her designer and placed iron filings in her outfit, hair, chin and breasts, and then magnets in the sole of her shoes. Either that or maybe she's trying to punk herself.

if you're going to wear lingerie in public dear, you're going to have to play the part. get busy dry humping something and maybe, i don't know, moaning and/or panting (see xtina, 6 months ago). get pelvic or just shelve it lauralee.

what an utterly boring blog you have going on here.

"what an utterly boring blog you have going on here. "

Aw, Wow! Life must be so utterly alone for you to waste your utterly, utterly precious time on an utterly boring blog. "Utterly," hmmm ... another word overused by "Cricket" on YnR to prove she can speak like a lawyuh! HEY, Lauralee, wazzzup!!! :))

i think im refraining from coming here anymore. things just arent funny and u guys barely update

I hate her skirt too, yuck.

"i think im refraining from coming here anymore. things just arent funny and u guys barely update'

Damn, Misc! Are you paying to view this site? Unbunch those panties, and just don't come back anymore if your ass is not being entertained properly. Works for me!

*Heather & Jesssica: I think this is the greatest compliment, though: Because you know your site is getting some seriously increased traffic when the AOL/Walmart panties-in-a-bunch cows come here with their half-literate selves to see what the fuss is all about :))

"Also, she doesn't have nice enough feet to pull off shoes that so blatantly distinguish the toes from the rest of the foot."

OK, what kind of feet are nice enough? Should she have short stubby feet? I'm confused. Her shoes look too small but if she had a pair that fit I think they would look OK.

Count me in with the skirt likers. Maybe just the idea of the skirt more than the skirt itself, and not the weird lining or slip or whatever is underneathe it.

while the clothes are all wrong, the hair is terrible. she's got the Jerry Hall syndrome: too scared to cut her long hair so she's gone for the home dyejob and a greasy centre parting. ugh.

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gotta agree on the hair. Most actresses and public figures know you at least have to get a trim once in awhile. Maybe that's that happens when you're on a soap for a million years - you get complacent and don't look in the mirror anymore.

gotta agree on the hair. Most actresses and public figures know you at least have to get a trim once in awhile. Maybe that's that happens when you're on a soap for a million years - you get complacent and don't look in the mirror anymore.

hmmm . . . two posts . . . don't know how that happened . . .

"what an utterly boring blog you have going on here."

"i think im refraining from coming here anymore. things just arent funny and u guys barely update"

WOW and MISC - don't try to roll with the ballers if you have no game.