Random Fug

Good lord, where do you start?

Had to find out her name it was killing me! I've never heard of Ashley Arabo before... hopefully i'll never have to hear of her again...

At least she got a second wearing from her dyed-to-match bridesmaid shoes. But if she has to reach for anything in the course of the evening, her bra's gonna roll up like a windowshade.

Wow. This is the worst thing I have seen a long time. And I just watched "Saw" on DVD last night.

Seriously, what convinced this whack job that this collection of random items constitutes an outfit? Judging by the extremely sorry state of her hair and makeup, I fear that might actually be a sports bra! Like she just finished her evening jog and just pulled on her grandfather's shorts and came to this event. Gah.

The poor thing looks terrified. That's my exact smile when I'm face to face with the essay-monster. You'd feel better if you put a shirt on, dear...

Yeah unfortunately the name of the image still had her name, Ashley Arabo!!
So are we led to believe this is what rockstars workout in? Or maybe this is just what they wear to their plastic surgeon so no one notices them. Then again, how could anyone not notice you in this whoreanus outfit!

I don't think whatever she's got hanging from her shoulders should be referred to as a "bra," sports or otherwise. Because it is not offering any type of support, obviously.

I'm gonna go slam my head against a wall until I forget I ever saw this.

My late grandfather had those pants.

However ...

1. His reached his ankles.
2. My grandmother used to forbid him from wearing them in public. I guess they were too fug even for the 1970's.

shes so gross

ack! as if the clothes aren't bad enough, her butterface doesn't help.

AAAAGH! My eyes, they burn, they ache! Seriously, this picture should be in the dictionary under the definition of "Cheap, Easy, Slut." Just. Freaking. Wrong. Nothing redeemable. MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE if she was wearing converse all stars, a wife beater, a gastby cap, and a tie, the pants could work. Or if she was wearing a frilly blue Ann Taylor Stepford Wife-esque dress, the shoes could work, but the top. Dear God. It deserves to be ripped off and BURNED! So, so horrid. >.

Good God what is wrong with her? This outfit never looked good and never will!!

Is it possible the Fugstress is daughter of blingin' jeweler & watchmaker Jacob Arabo? If so, how many watches would it take to cover the heinousness?

Someone's been taking slut lessons from Pam Anderson.

Hey, at LEAST she's wearing pants!

Looks like she cut her clothes with a paper trimmer, like some crazed scrapbooker.

Of course, that would have actually entailed having a thought, and from the looks of it, she doesn't seem to have any in her vacant-looking head.

Honey, I don't want to see your hipbones, I don't want to see your leg hair, and I really, really don't want to see that bump on your stomach under your left breast. If that's your spleen, I don't want to know.

With that horse face I'd rather see her in a birka...but since she's already exposed herself I need to know ... what's with this cut-off training bra thing ... it is the third time i see people wear this in public ... WTF?

You can blame this on Spears...yes, I am only going to use her last name...sounds a bit more novel. She started, exploited, and ground into the ground the navel/mid section of a female. This the bastard child, second cousin, or third cousin twice removed cheeto-eating, cut off wearing skank who "got dressed up for the occasion" of what at one time for a brief moment may have been slightly arousing. Please shoot her with a tranquilzer...immediately.

She looks strikingly like the girlfriend of this guy I had a really big crush on once.

Only proving to me further what a complete psycho he was.

My god...that breast.

Okay, my eyes are bleeding.

Someone--someone who appears not to have any significant intellectual, developmental, or perceptual disabilities--picked out that outfit. Wore that outfit. To a public place. Saw that someone was taking her picture in that outfit. AND LET IT HAPPEN!

How can it be? I spent all day watching the Michael Jackson trial coverage and came here for what I thought would be a dose of sanity--only to find THIS?!? THIS?!?!

We are in the End Times, y'all. There's no other explanation.

New poster. Thank you so much for the daily fit of hysterical laughter that I get from this site.

no seriously, who the hell is she? or... what the hell is she?

One of my very greatest pet peeves is grown women standing in the "Gosh, I'm so BASHFUL!" pose. This isn't quite as bad as when Serena Williams did it -- that statuesque woman trying to look diminutive was really just sad -- but you are not "cutesy" when the bottom halves of your (strangely lumpy) breasts are showing.

Also: is she wearing STOCKINGS? I almost hope she is, actually -- otherwise, she's got some serious circulation problems.

For the love of God, this is HORRIFIC!!!

Like someone else said, where do you even begin? If this girl isn't homeless (which is a distinct possibility --maybe the clothes came from Goodwill?), she needs to be checked into a rehab center immediately. There is NO WAY that she is not on drugs -- having put together this ensemble, gone out in public to an event, letting her saggy boob hang out unsupported -- with all of the piercings, ratty hair, bizarro newspaper boy pants. And the shoes, THE SHOES!!! Those shoes are NOT good with any possible conceivable outfit under the sun, known to man.

And why are the paparazzi taking her picture? I did both a google search and an imdb search and came up with nothing.

Oh, now I'm going to have nightmares! I shouldn't have checked your site right before bedtime.

Nike must be so embarrassed. Nice boob. It must suck to have to go to events when you don't have time to shower or get dressed. I hope her little brother didn't need his 'good' dress slacks that night.

Oh my dear sweet Christ.

THERE ARE NO WORDS.

my eyes and brain are in a fight after trying to figure out who had it worse- the eyes for seeing it, the brain for having to come up with how to explain to the eyes what exactly it *is*.

there's a mutiny in my skull and it's all her fault. damn her and her half-boob blue-shoed gramps-pants-ed self to hell in a handbasket for crap's sake.

Call we nuts but I see Lacy Chabert. Which is who I thought this posting was after the 'Lanis/Lacy confusion.

While glomming this Blue-Light, fashion plate special, I realized Yum-meow! arrrRRErrr! This is the part of town I like to shop in .. err...slum in!

T-man in love! Get me a phone number!
Miss Aurora Borealis is lightin up my life!

Also, did anyone else notice the fact that her pose makes her legs and ankles look EXTREMLEY skinny and that makes her feet in those shoes look like boats? Please, get her a sandwhich or something!!

I also didn't think that bermuda shorts were a good look on anyone? Did I not get that memo?

Why are those horrible, pointy, garish shoes popular all of a sudden? They're not attractive. They're NOT ATTRACTIVE! These are shoes that are specifically designed to sit on the shelves at Payless and inspire discussions on how ugly they are. Nobody actually buys them, or, Heaven forbid, WEARS them. They have the effect of making your feet look massive and talon-like, like you're some sort of tacky osprey.

She must've been attacked by a ravenous pack of wolves on the way to the event because she's missing a good portion of her clothing, poor thing, and no one stopped to help her. They just took pictures.

Also, I would like the second Sibyl's complaint. I can't stand this "aw, shucks!" pose, and it grates doubly when the woman is simultaneously pulling her pants and displaying her pasty bikini zone. It grates triply when the woman is displaying 70% of her body and nearly all of her right breast.

Because she's attending a Nike event, for one horrible moment I thought she might be an athlete. Actresses and musicians are bad enough, but when female athletes infantilize themselves, I just want to scream. One step forward, two steps back.

I'm flashing back to my trip to the Galapagos Islands. "Oh, look - a blue-footed booby!"

She must be colorblind and someone told her the shoes matched as a cruel joke.

GROSS!!! her boob is popped out all squishy and saggy looking! GO GET a bra for the love of all things sacred!

Why does she think everyone wants to see the bottom half of her nasty tits! She looks dirty and in need of a good bath.

Could anyone explain to me what drug one would have to take in order to find upside-down decolettage attractive? 'Cause I'm so not getting it.

I concur on the "Pointy shoes make feet look huge" statement as well. Sometimes I feel like they should just sew a bell on the toe and be done with it -- Court Jesters are very chic this year.

Cut off t-shirt/bra/thing in heinous print from the bottom of the sale bin at Dollar General... $1.00.

Lindsey Lohan's Goodwill castoff culottes... $5.00.

L'eggs support hose in 'Taupe'... $3.95.

Teal pumps from The Payless Shoes Star Jones Collection... $15.00.

Stealing Courtney Peldon's White Trash Chic thunder on the red carpet... Priceless.

My God. Most pictures on this blog just make me gasp and/or giggle; this one actually made me cringe in horror. This is like one of the nightmares where you're up on stage accepting your Ph.D. or something and suddenly you realize you're naked apart from a South Park necktie. I don't know. I don't think she looks dirty/slutty. She looks dazed and scared.

I know it's wrong but god help me I am liking those shoes...A LOT! The shape, the color...unhealthy but delicious.
But lord the peekabooby is whore-riffic. Even Fugliette Lewis would put the kibosh on this.

I just don't understand....

Here's what I think happened... the hose and shoes indicate that she probably looked really cute LAST night.

Unfortunately, she drank so much she lost her dress and before she could commence the walk of shame she needed something to put on... hanging on someone's laundry line she found a little boy's dress pant and a pre-teens sports bra.

Trying to hurry home, she took a short cut and accidentally found her self on the red carpet. Since she was wearing a sports bra - someone thought she was there on purpose and KNEW that this fugliness must be preserved.

I think she actually is bashful - she's thinking: OH SHIT! They think I'm supposed to be here...uh... *smiles*

ps - note to OLD NAVY - Look at these shorts! See what will happen if you KEEP TRYING TO BRING THEM BACK! STOP IT

Um, is this an homage to Pam Anderson (from about 10 days ago) with boobies hanging out of the bottom of shirt? KIRA - you are so right, why does this child look so "dirty" - and not sexy-dirty, just "GET IN THE TUB" dirty? Yick.

> "Oh, look - a blue-footed booby!"

Wopsy owes me a keyboard, because I just sprayed coffee all over mine.

Clearly what has happened here is that she heard all the cool girls (Mischa, Kirsten, et al) were always getting fugged and wanted to be in their crowd so badly that she outdid even them. If there ever was a cry for attention, a "print my name! please!" in sartorial form, this is it. In fact I think this literally may be the worst fug ever seen on this site -- take that, Brit Brit!

Yeah, the blue footed booby comment caught me off guard too. totally brilliant!

Stringy hair! Stringy hair!!

On top of that "it's a Nike event so I can wear an ill-fitting, ahem, sports bra" top, is all that greasy, nasty, stringy-assed hair.

And come now, we all know, with absolute certainty, that there's a scrunchy holding it all up. (In that same booby blue, natch.)

I have to go take a Silkwood shower now. . .

Stringy hair! Stringy hair!!

On top of that "it's a Nike event so I can wear an ill-fitting, ahem, sports bra" top, is all that greasy, nasty, stringy-assed hair.

And come now, we all know, with absolute certainty, that there's a scrunchy holding it all up. (In that same booby blue, natch.)

I have to go take a Silkwood shower now. . .

I think if I were dressed like that I would be bashful too.

Make that 2 new keyboards, the blue-footed booby comment wins! I have nothing to add, all the fugliness of this "woman" has been covered. Boo. Should have gotten here earlier.

I like to think that, in a fit of remorse and pity, the photographer who caught this woman at her worst offered her his coat after snapping this off. It's an unlikely scenario, but a comforting one.

Is..that what i think it is? Is it possible? Is she repulsively hairy...or is...she actually wear..ing..? ..are those....? Pantyhose? (rubs eyes in effort to focus)

DEAR GOD! THEY ARE! I think that has got to be the worst crime against not just fashion, but humanity as a whole. This outfit is upseting me to the point of rocking in the corner....Seriously, where is the Valium?

Oh man. Now I have to disinfect again. *shudder*
Note to world: If your boob cleavage is on the bottom of your shirt, you've dressed wrong. Go back and try again.
Addendum to note to world: If your shoes are bright turquoise, and nothing else on your outfit has even the slightest hint of color, you've dressed wrong. Go back and try again.
PS-- CALL A LAWYER AND SUE SUPERCUTS.

The stringy hair, the yellow teeth and the boob hanging out really add up to quite a look.

Here's what happened:

She thought she could pull the Jessica Simpson Summer 2003 "brightly colored pointed pumps with capri pants" look together with the trend Gap/Old Navy is trying to cultivate for summer 2005, Bermuda-length shorts (a trend which will surely fail, as they are not flattering on any human, witness the commercial in which the pockets of said shorts gap and bunch on a 6' tall, 100 lb model).

That explains the bottom half. The top half can't be explained at all, except to say I've seen out-of-work porn stars wearing something similar at David Lee Roth video shoots in 1987, and also, Pam Anderson this winter on gofugyourself.com.

I think we can all blame J-Lo, Britney, Christina, Pammy and all the other "starlettes" and pop stars who receive attention for their slutty outfits that must be held on with two-sided tape.

Now the trend has trickled down to the D-listers, who can't even afford the tape, and this is the result. ARGH!!

I think we can all blame J-Lo, Britney, Christina, Pammy and all the other "starlettes" and pop tarts who receive attention for their slutty outfits that must be held on with two-sided tape.

Now the trend has trickled down to the D-listers, who can't even afford the tape, and this is the result. ARGH!!

Eeeep! I actually like the pants, though not pulled down like that, obviously.

I don't know which I love more--"blue-footed booby" or "peek-a-booby".

The "blue-footed booby" does lend itself to some Darwin jokes, though.

"Hey! Look what fell into the gene pool! Somebody get the skimmer!"

As someone who lived in Bermuda for many years and never wore those damn shorts, Bermuda Shorts are a fashion DON'T. I don't care who the Gap and Old Navy hires to promote them their "fashion" this year, not even Madonna and SJP combined can convince me that Bermuda Shorts are anything other than hideous.

This lady above is a visual aid for my post.

She's clearly a new student at the Peldon & Ling Academy for Wayward Girls.

She's clearly a new student at the Peldon & Ling Academy for Wayward Girls.

I'm going with she looked good last night. She woke up late and didn't have time to shower. That would explain the stringy, greasy hair (and the inevitable scrunchie). It was also be a good explanation of her two black eyes. I know she's young, but she really should wash off her mascara before bed. And here's a question. If she really is wearing panythose, where the hell are they? I mean, since she's pulled her waistband down so we can sneak a peak at her girlie bits, shouldn't we be able to see the panythose? Maybe she just has really ugly legs.

I right-clicked the picture and chose "save as" so I could see her name. This unfortunately dressed girl is Ashley Arabo...whoever the hell THAT is.

I can't believe they let her enter the event looking like...well.....a hoe. Also, is it me or is her right boobie trying to escape as quickly as possible???

This, unfortunately, is what comes of a drunken "rock star" (in this case I'm guessing the lead singer of Loverboy) picks up a bar ho and is talked into putting her name on the list of an event. It's tragic for all of us, really.

"Hey! Look what fell into the gene pool! Somebody get the skimmer!"

OMGosh, Hahahahahahahah! Gooood one!

All I can say myself is what a pathetic act of desperation for attention. She looks like she just got up off of her kness, if you know what I mean...oh, and I no longer want a bellybutton piercing, ick. Just looking at this picture makes me feel slimy and dirty.

I've seen better dressed (and attractive)working girls.

Maybe she thought Nike's slogan was "Just Fug It" and dressed appropriately? And yet on another tangent, she looks as though she hit Gwen Stefani's yard sale and picked up one of her old sports bras, then hot-footed it over to the Ringling Brothers Midget Clown Pants Sale where she scored some slacks and lastly, on her way home hit David's Bridal for a half-price-bad-dye-lot shoe sale.

You know what would bring this look together? Some of those Bai Ling legwarmers.

I just checked, Father Karras is available for the exorcism on poor Regan Arabo.

Father Karras could also perform a cash register exorcism against Nike.
Then Nike can repent, for this event.

The Nike Swoosh Boob, Just (don't) Do it!

I agree with Mary and hereby nominate her (Fugette, not Mary) Fug of the Year . . .

Amateur...she just doesn't know that cleavage is supposed to be ON TOP, not UNDERNEATH your bra...live and learn...

I'm flashing back to my trip to the Galapagos Islands. "Oh, look - a blue-footed booby!"

Posted by: wopsy | March 10, 2005 10:59 PM
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Wopsy--
It's already been said several times, but Bra-Vo (or Bra-Va) and Applause!

Upon (regretfully) closer inspection, the dangling breast-area thing appears to be misshapen and even more pasty than the surrounding skin. Is it a chicken cutlet boob-enhancer slipping out of the sports bra, or perhaps one of those As Seen On TV! stick-on bras making an unfortunate appearance?

Or maybe it's just the hard, lumpy edge of a bad boob job.

did anyone else notice that her teeth look like green giant corn. a crest whitestrip could fit into the pocket of even those atrocious pants.

She looks like the girl who was in Kelly The Coed 6. Even in a porn she had no acting ability and major razor burn. Her crack addict ass is heinous.

Good question Missdirected.

Perhaps in a nod to the 50's, she's wearing thigh-highs...?

In fact, maybe she was going for an "across the decades" theme. Her stringy, unwashed hair could be an ode to the 60s hippy. Her Bermudas are clearly from the 70s. Those shoes are SO very 80s and I suppose that could be a 90s "bra". Add to that the possibility of thigh highs and she's many decades wrapped up in one delightful package.

The martini glasses on her shirt represent the number of them you have to drink in order to WEAR the shirt.

I've spent more time on this website than I care to admit, and this is far and away the most hideous thing I've ever seen. I feel dirty just looking at it, but by some morbid fascination I keep doing so. Her expression and pose suggest she's playing some perverse form of X-rated peek-a-boo. (Or peek a boob, or peek-a-crotch). It's just so horrible. It makes the Pam Anderson outfit (also a peek-a-boob top) look dainty and sophisticated. The combined effect of the outfit, the cadaver-grey of her skin tone, her day-old mascara and greasy hair, and the beige teeth are just too much. I know I'm not saying anything new but I'm hoping that by posting it'll be therapeutic and I'll purge the image from my memory, so that I don't throw up a bit in my mouth every time I see a Nike Swoosh.

someone played an awfully mean joke on this tweaker and told her the nike tagline was "just screw it." so now, she's running with it (pun intended) and trying to just screw whatever happens to walk by.

she should lay off the crank and maybe think about OH GOD! I CAN'T GO ON PRETENDING THIS IS FUNNY ANYMORE!!

Clearly, someone is advising the aspiring-to-be-famous crowd to dress like this becasue it will result in someone actually wanting to take thier picture. "Any publicity . . ." and all that. I bet she actually has some semblence of how ridiculous/insane/slutty she looks and that accounts for the Posture of Shame. But maybe I'm being too nice.

Also, blue-footed booby (hee!)

is she trying to do a Pammie without the obvious assets? the woman has a great figure but we don't want to see it. just like we don't want to see Pammie's airbags bouncing in the wind.

http://luckycrackers.blogspot.com/

someone played an awfully mean joke on this tweeker and told her the nike tagline was "just screw it." so now, she's running with it trying to just screw whatever happens to walk by.

she should lay off the crank and maybe think about OH GOD! I CAN'T GO ON PRETENDING THIS IS FUNNY ANYMORE!! it's cruel to make fun of someone obviously suffering so much. addiction kills. look! it already got her fashion sense, her sense of sight, the enamel on her teeth and her ability to bathe.

"I've spent more time on this website than I care to admit, and this is far and away the most hideous thing I've ever seen."

Thank you Jen. I could not have said it better. I third the nomination for Fug of the Year. No one has ever been so fugly, from head to toe, without a single inch of her untouched by the fug. Someone dipped her in a big vat of Fug and made sure there were no spots uncovered. She makes me want to rip off my own arm just so I have something to throw at her. If it was still societally acceptable to murder people by pressing them to death under large stones, I'd think that was the most appropriate punishment for this outfit.

I had no idea what to expect when I clicked on this site today. When I saw the top half, I was afraid to look down, but I guess it's like a car wreck... you just have to look.

Love, her shoes by the way. On second thought, maybe not.

She's so naked already, she might as well be naked. I'd be less fugged out by her picture if she were naked. Could someone just photoshop the clothes out of the picture and stop my our pain?

I live in a rather colorful neighborhood, and every single day I walk by male, female, and transgendered prostitutes, and I am not kidding: I have never seen any of them in a shirt this sleazy.

Plus, um, Crest WhiteStrips, anyone?

I can't even--

It's just--

I--

Aw, hell. Gimme a bourbon. No, the bottle.

Oh, I know what happened. Ms. Thing was on the stroll and wandered onto the red carpet for this event. Don't hate on her ya'll - she was just being a good ho and trying to drum up some business from the paparazzi onsite. Her patented "aw shucks" pose gets the tricks every time!

Terrifying. Has anyone checked out all of the photos from that event? She is the worst, but is also just the tip of the iceberg. The next girl in the photos is a. orange b. doing the kicky pull down the waist of my skirt so you can see my hipbones too thing. Ick. There is another one wearing a yellow shirt with a black bra, and Tara Lipinski was there wearing BERMUDA SHORTS TOO. Good lord. Thanksfully, she is clothed modestly, but still.

I'd occasionally try wearing tops like that when I was a stripper. Can't say I liked them even then though. Never would have occured to me to try it if I wasn't on stage, I'm glad to say.

can i just say this is possibly the best fug comments section ever? " a mutiny in my skull..."? must take "silkwood shower"? teeth like "green giant corn"? "i can't go on pretending this is funny anymore"? the writing in the backblog is getting as good as jessica and heather's, and that's going some!

I would think that if you put on a top and the only way to keep it in place is to stand like she is, you have a problem. One wrong move and it would be "Boobies on Parade". On top of the fact a good warm shower and a few bucks spent at a salon would have helped also.

I, I just, I don't get it... all that comes to mind is:

Where is Serial Mom when we need her most?

Is it the daughter of "Jacob the Jeweler"?

http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=SRH&logsrch=1&sfld=C&nbc1=1

Okay, I'll ask - what are "boob-pits"?

Or is that secret female-only information?

Could this be Heidi Fleiss's little sister? Nasty....

By all means print her name! Let the shaming begin! Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo Ashley Arabo

Now that you've told me who she is I still have no idea who she is.

Where the hell is my acid wash brain scrubber?I 've seen crackhead whores with better fashion sense.Props to you Wopsy,for blue footed booby-let's hope that thisparticular evolutional mistake is extinct by now.

Who the fuck is the girl? Were there workout stations at the party? I'm confused. Or maybe it was her that was confused.

You could get syphillis just by *looking* at her.

perhaps she didn't realize that her breasts were too small and her top not fitted enough to hold them in and she was suprised by them popping out of the bottom? Not that that excuses the top, the shorts, the shoes, the hair, or anything else in the photo, just the breasts below the top.

I once saw a cracked out hippie chick on an outdoor mall in Denver wearing a top like this, and as she was dancing around in her drug stupor she'd lift her arms and her boobies would pop out.

Good gawd, I hope Ms. Arabo didn't do that.

Note the black hospital-like bracelet on her wrist - perhaps she is an escapee of a nearby asylum?

The turquoise shoes remind me of when I was a kid and would clunk around in my mom's heels for fun - they're so ill-fitting.

And, though this is but the minorest of offenses given the rest of the outfit - she was focusing a bit too much on the bikini wax and not at all on the eyebrow wax. Get the gal some tweezers.

I can't believe I'm back on this particular fugging. I tell you, morbid fascination, it's bizarre.

Skank who thinks she's sexy.

What a shame.

I hope her mother never sees this picture. Or her father. Or any friends. Let's face it, if she had any, they wouldn't let her go out dressed like this.

Please Ms.Arabo, take some constructive critisism and learn the difference between sexy and skank.
Think Pammie, Jordan and Bai Ling.
You don't want men to think you're the local bike do you?

So don't wear the uniform.

I'm not a woman, so I really don't know how one negotiates one's relationship with one's breasts. But if i were a woman I believe I might establish some sort of rule for myself like not wearing outfits in public where parts of my boob have potential to slip out.
Also, just in general, I wouldn't pull my pants down as part of my Paris-like pose. I just wouldn't.
Crotch shots aren't hot.
Well... I guess they can be, but not in public.

If she is Jacob the Jeweler's daughter...that means she has money, you guys. I'm having a premonition that this getup is all her creation, and pops is gonna bankroll HER VERY OWN CLOTHING LINE. Just like every other rich, "creative" famewhore.

> "Oh, look - a blue-footed booby!"

Wopsy owes me a keyboard, because I just sprayed coffee all over mine.

peach yogurt all over mine.

Been commin here for a while and this ---this particular fugging, with all the comments, has been the only one where I've laughed out loud and caused that horrible, but still funny, pain in the side from laughing.
"blue footed booby"---priceless!

I'm pretty sure that top is on backwards. Doesn't excuse it, but might explain the boob droolage.

She looks like a Dog Patch reject.

Oh. Dear. God

Mercy mercy

We have Quasimodo-ized this poor lamb so greatly we have turned her into The Hunchboob of Notre Dame.
If this continues she will be ringing bells in the belfry!

Lambikins has nothing that a good 12 step program, some Paul Mitchell, and a thorough delousing, disinfecting, debrading and a smart dusting of flea and tick powder wouldn't clear up!

My protective instincts come to the for and I want to use my big burly hominoid body to protect and shield this poor changeling from all these slings and arrows! -sigh-

It's Crank-n-stank!

This is so just got off the bus from Alabama to become a porn star in LA.

Seriously, I remember seeing a documentary about a backwater stripper with that dream and she was wearing a very similar version of that outfit. Except her bra was bigger.

They say that time heals all pain.

Except, I just checked back in this morning, and the pain is still as fresh as it was last night: but now it's deeper, more complicated pain, edged with sorrow and the desperate aching need to not see any more female pubes.

Wait, this is JACOB THE JEWELER's daughter? Oh, it all makes sense.

Jacob the Jeweler, for those of you who might not know, is a New York jeweler who is famous for making incredibly ugly and tasteless things out of precious metals and gemstones for rappers and professional athletes.

Obviously, the genetic defect is hereditary.

Okay, which one of the Spice Girls was it that was wso horrificly ugly that you wanted to just run screaming when you saw her even before she sang? I swear, this chick looks like her daughter. The hair, the ickey teeth, the weird body pose. I half expect Baby and Ginger to jump into the frame and start screeching about Girl Power.

Also, there appears to be something working in her neck area, but it isn't a necklace. WTF is it? Another strap? Obviously, it isn't a BRA. And there is something stray and strap-like on her shoulder, too. What on EARTH is that? Her mass of tangled, unwashed, limp hair obscures the view.

Fug o' the Year. No question.

My eyes! My eyes! Someone help me!

Thank God scratch-n-sniff web pages haven't been invented yet.
Her hair looks as if she's had 1 too many "facials" and from the looks of it, the guy missed her face. Of course, who could blame him (them), I'm sure his (their) eyes were closed the entire time. Those men must be into beastiality, because that girl is a dog with fleas.

I don't know what's worse here. The pumps or the...is it some type of shirt that's barely there. Just NO....no!

Just. Too. Easy. No sport commenting on this one.

Oh friendgirl, NO. Just NO. This is definately not a wardrobe malfunction. This was intentional. The thought makes my brain sizzle like bacon and drip out of my ears. Why would anyone want the bottom of their boob to hang out?? Ever?

it's obvious to me that this is a transsexual who has just had the last of her surgeries and is eager to show off the finished product, complete with hormone therapy-enhanced breasts. let's be happy for her and her new life as a woman!

I'm just hoping this girl doesn't go looking up her picture to see how 'the outfit' turned out. I would become a hermit should I ever show half a boob on accident. Plus, everyone knows that you're supposed to show the TOP HALF of a boob. Not the bottom.

And the hair. The skin. The weird pants (?). The dyeables shoes. Poor thing.

I think I just saw this hagatha on a mint commercial with Hilary duff the other night-anyone?

When the bottom half of the breast pokes out from underneath the bottom of a short, short shirt - as it is wont to do - I refer to this as the booble. For no other reason than I have to do something to quell the anxiety stemming from how awkward it makes me feel to observe a woman so clueless.

she didnt choose this outfit, some whacko stylist forced her to wear it, you can see her own style on wireimage.com under parties under "The Hillz" premiere.
Just knock it off

Well, now there are two things popping up on Google for Ms. Arabo: the image at Daily Celeb and the fug blog ripping the bottom of her right boobie to pieces. Go get 'em, Ashley! You're gonna make it in that big, bad world!

Ugh this look is screaming out" I want to be raped." I mean seriously it's revolting.

The AdSense advertisement returned when googling for "Ashley Arabo" is classic...

"she didnt choose this outfit, some whacko stylist forced her to wear it, you can see her own style on wireimage.com under parties under "The Hillz" premiere. Just knock it off"

Alright, I tried to find these other pictures, evidence to help unfug her a bit - no dice. And, Dear Ashley, unless said wacko stylist is holding a gun to your head, have enough sense to wash up, and not leave the house if you feel a breeze on your boobs. Maybe we could send her a bracelet as a daily reminder, like "Love yourself enough to wear an entire shirt."

Dear. God.

I don't know why everyone is so stupid. She's hot. She looks fine. She's made it... have any of you?

wilmer, my beaotch:

We're not stupid, stupid.

She "made it" via the birth lottery. You know, the one that decides you go to a rich family and don't have to look in the mirror ever, since everone around you tells you how fab-looking you are.

above comment makes no sense!

i'm sorry "wilmer," if that IS your name, what exactly has she made?

kimmah, its Sporty Spice you're thinking of. i thought the exact same thing.

All you guys posting her are hilarious, almost as good as Jessica and Heather.

" And, Dear Ashley, unless said wacko stylist is holding a gun to your head, have enough sense to wash up, and not leave the house if you feel a breeze on your boobs. Maybe we could send her a bracelet as a daily reminder, like "Love yourself enough to wear an entire shirt."
-pure genious lmao

wilmer- wtf? u blind hon? how can you call that hot, unless you have a fetish for trailer park prostitutes. And the worse thing is she's rich. sparkly sheen has a point.

Like the pants till i saw them on her, like pointy shoes till i saw these gigantic minnie mouse ones. It doesnt even match anything! It's like beige, beige, beige bang! turqouise! And not to mention, she's super grubby. I need to send her a bar of soap, shampoo, and a toothbrush to her at x-mas.

um, wilmer, you havn't "made it" if nobody knows who you are.

She's ugly, she's a wannabe... She wants to be famous and be known but she's not. I saw her at some event and the paparazzi werent shooting her pics until someone went up to them and said "TAKE HER PICTURES!!!" How lame is that? Some guy didn't even want to take her picture. Do I smell a PARIS wannabe?

Crest White Strips anyone?
No?
Cause I was trying to be nice and like, hope that you would ask for one but what I really ment to say is that your teeth look terrible. You need them so please use them and this tooth brush. I'll totally show you how to use them, and you can show me how to ruin a perfectly good shirt with a razor blade.
It'll be fun!

I've been reading for awhile and never commented, but good lord. Is that a booby? Why do I see a booby? Maybe she got so high on the marijuana that she didn't finish dressing? Perhaps in her inebriated state she took some scissors to what may have been a decent shirt and destroyed it? Do you think she knows her booby is hanging out? Should someone tell her? I *REALLY* hope that this ensemble was not put together on purpose.

Who are you to talk anyway? Have to pretend you're Wilmer V. with a sidekick..pllleasseee.

It is true, if nobody knows who this girl is..she definately hasnt "made it".

here real last name is not arabo, shes a fraud.

Ewww!

If anyone is going to dress that way (which NO ONE should), at least hit the gym first. And get your teeth whitened.

That is all.