Yadda Yadda Fug

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You really shouldn't make fun of the mentally ill like that.

What I want to know is, how did she get there? She had to sit down on a bus or limo or something...so basically her bare ass was on some car seat...either that or she walked, or maybe she got dressed in the bathroom where there were no mirrors.

Apparently the demented hooker look is in.

Pam still wins for shortest skirt!

She obviously studied Pam Anderson's look from a couple weeks ago.

Damn, S beat me to it!

Those boots make me want to vomit. The rest? Tannish naughty bits sprinkled with dental floss and scraps from a JoAnn's dumpster...just make me want to cry.

Her boots are filthy too! Of course, the whole outfit is just nasty.

Her "shirt" has A FLY.

There's F-U-G, and then there's plain old, head-scratchin', W-T-F.

I just...I just don't understand this girl. I mean, everybody makes weird fashion choices from time to time, it's the Hollywood way...but THIS...this is just...I just don't get it. She baffles me.

BTW What the hell has she BEEN in lately??

For me there is nothing classier then the sling shot peekin out of the skirt. Especially when the skirt in question calls for not one but two hair styles! This whole outfit makes me feel funny. I don't enjoy the top, I hate the boots, and the purse is obviously from Contempo Casuals. Might I add that just because its cheaper to get you hair cut by a student at a beauty school does not mean you should in fact go to said beauty school find the only student there with a seeing eye dog in tow and happily exclaim "go crazy". Oh yea and her lipstick makes me think of a cadaver. Apparently she's going for necrophilia chic.

JON - Shh...don't let her hear you! We wouldn't want to be held responsible for instigating a competitive Bai Ling/Pam fug-off, would we?

As for the ensemble itself: *shudder*

she is not a healthy girl, The Motherland should not be proud

"Me love you long time?"

she should be stoned ( i mean stones being thrown at her).

"Me so horny."

This is the OTHER outfit they considered using for Pretty Woman. But they thought it was too trashy even for a hooker.

Is it me, or is she stealing the signature Paris Hilton pose?

If your top has belt loops, you might be dressed like Bai Ling.
If your skirt isn't the length of a man's erect penis, you might be dressed like Bai Ling.
If 40% or more of your thong underwear is visible while you're standing up straight and posing, you might be dressed like Bai Ling.
If your boots wouldn't be worn by a West Hollywood streetwalker because they're too trashy, you might be dressed like Bai Ling.
Yeah I think that covers it. At least her nipples aren't out.

It's the damn thumb in the waist thing agian! What the hell? No, your skirt really doesn't need to be any lower. Now please, cover yourselves, there might be children present.

I just sprayed Lysol on my keyboard and monitor, just in case.

The peak a boo thong thing, isn't that over? Please?

To Dimestore_Lipstick re: Where has she been lately?

She was just in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow last year, and according to IMDB has wrapped filming on two 2005 releases, including the last of the Star Wars trilogy.

Bai-Polar

That's right, and Star Wars will come out just in time to coincide with her appearance in the June issue of Playboy. Like there's something to see. Or something to see that we haven't already seen.

Hideous head to toe hooker chic - pretty much status quo for her. Why is Playboy willing to pay to photograph her ubiquitous naughty bits?

That's some serious rough trade

Tho' I am surprised she didn't bedazzle the boots, as clearly this entire outfit is DYI couture

I just looked her up (to figure out who she is), and her biography says she's born in *1970*. That means that this is a 35-year-old woman.

I need to sit down.

What strikes me as much as the ridiculous clothes is that the outfit makes her torso look longer than her legs!

Jessica,
You are brilliant in your simplicity. This post is inspired.

PS - I love you.

Why does she even wear clothes? What's the point? Why not just walk around naked? Dear God, my eyes.

"Hideous head to toe hooker chic - pretty much status quo for her. Why is Playboy willing to pay to photograph her ubiquitous naughty bits?"

Who says Playboy paid her? Maybe she paid them?

As for the thong, the blue doesn't even match her blue skirt-thingie. Why does she even wear underwear?

Her top covers quite a bit of her torso, at least for Bai, maybe not for a Las Vegas stripper though.

But at least she doesn't look like a twig in this photo, her legs and arms look nearly healthy.

And Paris Hilton should really sue her for copping her pose. 'Cause, really, nobody does it like Paris!

she wins sluttiest fug contest. even more than paris! im sorry.. but she does.

Well, she's doing it, she might as well be paid for it.

I don't understand the physics of the skirt. How exactly does it stay up? when she takes a step, won't it just fall to the ground?

Totally Ho! This has been the highlight of an otherwise hideous day...

yea totally why does she wear cloths, those boots are bad she should take them off, shoot she should take everything, heck yes i would enjoy that :) , i love that girl i want to marry her

Definitely unpleasant Shanghai Surprise. S/he looks like she's starring in a remake of M Butterfly, where the cross dressing guy just goes all out and transforms into full blown trannie. Someone needs to call the Center for Disease Control and get this equivalent of fashion anthrax out of Hollywood.

Even Britney Spears gave up the "Show your thong" look ages ago. Pull your skirt up. You should be ashamed, especially a woman of your age.

Jessica or Heather- can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give this creature her own category?

does this count as denim-on-denim (aka d'n'd, canadian tuxedo, etc.) since her skirt is denim and her shirt is... denim?

I'm terrified of her shirt. And her face.
But is it wrong that I think her boots are actually kind of cute? And would look great with jeans or a longer skirt and a plain top?
Curse you, Bai Ling!

I love it when a top & skirt are completely interchangable!! Good times.

Sigh. She's giving the proud and dignified nation of China a bad, bad name. I'm going to have to look at a looooooooot of pictures of the always well dressed Zhang Ziyi, Gong Li, and Faye Wong to get this horrid, horrid image out of my mind. Just. Freaking. Why. >.<

The outfit could be saved if she just had more of whatever she's wearing. More shirt. More skirt. Real underwear. She could fix it, really! Maybe even the horrid black scarf thing from Mischa's last fug could be ripped off and tastefully wrapped around her? Blah.

Gee, I hope her labia stays warm!

Is it just me or is her torso longer than her legs?

Damn, me me me already posed this question. Nevermind.

If she's going to be in Playboy, I'll have to stagger my renewal so that I won't get that issue....

Isn't it time to get her her own catagory?

I don't think she is copping the Paris pose on purpose....it's just that her abnormally long torso's weight makes her spine bend like she's being accosted by a strong breeze. Or maybe the bag (which is by far the largest area of cloth on her body) is simply more weight than her poor bird-bones are used to carrying and they are failing to hold her upright!

Now let's examine the mechanics of that underwear... Most ORDINARY deranged tarts have just the straps showing. But in true Bai Ling fashion, if you look closely, you will notice that she actually has the top of the part actually "covering" herself showing. You have to give her props. Not many can do naked/slutty/trashy/ho the way she can. And look that cheap while she's at it!

I wonder if it was hard for her to be that covered up for her role in Sky Captain?

And she is hooking her thumbs into her waistband to act as a counter weight!

oooh! and you can see her nipples through the shirt!

Yuck, looks like she should spend less time butchering her skirts and use some white strips!

Oh good - one other person thinks the boots are OK. Worn with actual clothes, instead of the dregs of La Ling's ragbag, they might actually be kind of cute. I'm troubled by the whole outfit, but I think I'm troubled MOST by the lash-to-lid blue and white eye shadow - why?? why oh why??

Wearing two skirts at the same time is just ... wrong.

'Dimestore and Clockwork' -Your imdb info was incorect.

Ms.cunning-Lings films fall into three genres, Sci-Fi with Spiel + Lucas, Chinese and Naughty Ling.
Her filmography includes:

Sky Fugster and the Whores of Tomorow
Porn Wars 6- Revenge of the Syph-ilis
BaiLingstar Orgasmica
Poltergash
Close Encounters of the Concubine Kind

Three Blacksploitation or 'sploogetation films
'Seven Bai Lings for Seven baaad Brothers'
Fast Times in Deep Throat 'Hood
'San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Pooty'

Three Chinese Blockbusters
"My Babys Daddy?" -- an autobiographical mystery
Raise the Red Lantern, Drop to your knees
And a musical. 'Hokey Pokey in the Land of Hanky Panky'

Her HUGE Vulcan Spock ears are for Revenge of the Syph-ilitic!

Oh. My. God. My eyesight has been compromised!!

you guys need to have a bai ling category.

damn. i don't even know what to say. this is just horrible.

Maybe she's working undercover with the LAPD on some prostitution/narcotics/other vice sting operation, where they're trying to nab some celebrities. Since Charlie Sheen is getting divorced (obviously he's fallen off the wagon again), and Heidi Fleiss is sure to have some wannabees trying to recreate what she had... the LAPD just knew that Bai Ling would be up for the challenge... and she's perfect for the part of streetwalker crack whore, and she's able to get into all of these red carpet events...

Her nipples are just dying to make an appearance in this photo.

You guys suck, Ling has LEET acting skills. I mean, think on Skycaptain. "Ok Ling, for this scene, we want you to look pissy, but don't say anything. Good, good, fabulous, great! Ok, in this scene, we want pissy. Don't talk, just look mad. Great, awesome, you are amazing! Ok. This scene is a little tougher, because we need you to look pissy and actually take one step forward. Ok, ready? Ok, great, that was good, but actually, could you not take a step forward? Right, just stand there and look pissy. Fab. You are a star!"

Anyway, she belongs to the torso club. Paris and Ling, if you fold them in half, their torso will be longer than their legs. Since when did women stop wanting to look leggy and hot and instead look torsoey and dirty?

Shiny baby happy five dolla?

Yeah.

She does have pants on. She just happens to be using them as a tube top right now.

Okay, I have been a big fan of this site for a few months now but have not been moved to post until today. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE WOMAN SAKS FIFTH AVENUE CHOSE TO FEATURE IN THEIR SPRING '05 ADS! Did no one in meet this woman outside of the photos shoots?

My god, the woman reeks of desperation! She's practically disrobing on the red carpet in a truly pitiful plea for attention from someone, anyone. Obviously she doesn't have anyone who loves her enough to throw a blanket over her and give her a hug and tell her it's going to be okay. Either that or all of her friends are equally deranged and they egg each other on to greater and greater ho-ishness. Or else she really wants to score after the party and figures she'll just get a headstart and get as naked as possible from the get-go. It's easy-access howear!

Can I sue her for new retinas?

Will it ever end?

Be careful what you wish for. Her pants would probably be assless chaps.

What...no nipple???

She obviously got ready for this event in an airport restroom, just like all the other working girls. What I'd like to know is, WHO is pimping these Hollywood airheads???
Brings a whole new meaning to the song 'Stupid Girl'

Holy cow. What is going on with this? I wouldn't let me dog wear that.

I think Bai Ling is beautiful. her complexion and figure are flawless, especially for almost 35. The posters here bashing her should look in a mirror and count the celluloid and wrinkles before trashing Bai's smokin' little body.

Chris,

LOL. We all like a pretty body when we see one. No one here is saying she's ugly. But if you're graced with a 'smokin' little body', I would hope you'd try to dress it nicely. This is NOT nice. This is trashy.

Hi, Chris. I have a smokin' body, too, although it's not as tiny as this chick's because I'm 5'10". So I suppose by your reasoning, I am now able to bash her. Ready?

She looks like a $2 hooker.

Seriously, why is trash like this even allowed into events? PUT ON SOME FUCKING CLOTHES, YOU DERANGED SKANK! Why even wear clothes at all? Why bother?

P.S. I love the way the uneven eyeshadow makes her appear to have a neurological condition...

The "outfit" from the back is even worse.

Bai Ling: Why would you cut up a perfectly good pair of pants? I mean, what's wrong with wearing a pair of blue jeans where they belong, just as how the designer envisioned them? Like, covering your butt and legs? And the shirt? that looks more like a skirt, I agree.

15 year old body. 30 year old head.

At least she can be a poster girl for famine victims. See, that's her charitable plan: to show everybody how completely wasted and anorexic Asians can be so that there'll be lots more charity dollars!

I'd use the phrase "tighten her belt" if she actually wore a belt and actually wore her skirt around her waist like normal, unconcerned-with-the-pubic-area people.

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What this must look like from the back fills me with horror and unspeakable dread.

I don't know whether it's the hideous bangs or the teal thong that really brings the fug together.

Assless chaps. Now, that's funny!!!

she's cute "pink or green" panties only please

Someone, anyone will do, just take out this trash.

"PARIS HILTON IS MY MATINEE IDOL! I'VE SEEN ALL HER MOVIES!! Err...video clips??? WHAT-EEEEVAH!! If there's ever gonna be a movie about Paris, I'll audition for the STARRING ROLE! Look, I've already started practicing the Gettning Into Character routine. Now who wants to ass me?"

whoa - I am late to comment!
can I point out that her eyeshadow matches her, um, I don't know what to call what she is wearing on the top of her body.

I, for one, will state that she's ugly. I think the purpose of the fug is to draw our attention away (oh, Bai Ling, you are so clever) from the alien-like head. She has no breasts, disproportionately stumpy legs, and Prince Charles-like ears. She would never be a beauty, but she certainly doesn't have to be fugly.

Oh my god.
I can't believe my eyes.
This chick stole my favourite skirt from Grade 3 (and I thought we gave it to Goodwill).
And my haircut from around the same time, when my cousin and I stole my mom's scissors and played hairdresser.

Wouldn't it be awesome if the Maseratti in back of her all of a sudden became "Christine" and ran over her skanky ass? Just a thought.

I... don't want her to change. Or put more clothes on. Or talk like a lucid person. Sure, she looks like something out of a very strange animation, and she sounds like a hippie from Mars, but that's what makes her so entertaining.

Nobody does a cute skank like Bai! Ling on, baby! I wave from the bleachers! You're adorable and entertaining, and if that makes me wrong, I don't want to be right. Also, if anyone should bare her mid-, low- and nether-riff, it's Bai Ling, because that is one flat stomach, no?

at some point she thought, "damn! i look GOOD!" she clearly needs help. stat.

I'm going to start crashing celebrity events and handing out robes.

time to change the name from bai ling to 'pam slim'.

Another scroll-down fug, saw down to just below her chest and thought, "That's not so ba-.. ohh, nevermind."

Oh my god... how do I get this celluloid off my hips? Have a film festival?

In the immortal words of Danny Glover: All dressed up and no one to blow.

Uh, thanks, folks, for the info on our saucy coquette's film career, but I believe it was Tracy that posed the question.

I'm the one that noticed the presence of a fly on her top.

Why is she wearing a 7th grade Home Ec. project? From 1987?

Were she wearing either one of her skirts in the normal place to wear a skirt her legs might not look so stumpy.

If she gets her own category, she'll just wear terrifying outfits like this more often in a fame-whorish attempt to gain exposure. STOP THE MADNESS, PEOPLE.

And the little anime character wished and wished she could be a real girl, and because she was good, her wish was granted!

P.S. I am eligible to bash as I have a hot, smokin' body (if you overlook the paunch and the comb-over).

"celluloid and wrinkles"

You know, I was going to say something in response to that, but it's just too easy.

i love her. she's great.

$2 ho??? I think she could get as high as $5 myself.

HAH, "celluloid". That reminds me of that horrid character Anette Benning played in "Postcards From the Edge" who said that she says she's in it for the "endolphins" rush.

Oh, and Bai Ling looks like she's dressed to go to her headliner gig at The Bada Bing.

The BANGS, people! The BANGS!

When I was in college I used to cut my own hair with nail scissors, and I swear every single time I did that, even when I was stoned, my hair looked better than BaiLingus's .

I'm beginning to think that she comes here, goes over what she's already worn and tries to outfug herself.

Does she get any credit for the shoes? Because, oh man!, I love the shoes. In a most serious way.

I love Bai!

Okay, let me ponder this for a moment.

I'm done.

She is an accident waiting to happen and to think she's posing for the camera with a look on her face that says "I'm cute!" makes me wanna puke in her boots. On second thought... maybe not in her boots.... ewww!!

I bet if you zip open that shirt it says, "Come on my tits!" underneath.

At least, one would hope.

I'm with the poster above who said this Fug was the best part of an otherwise awful day.

Who can make statistics
Fade away from view?
Ban regression models
and Fug the Bai Ling too?
The Jessica can -
yes, The Jessica can!

Whoever said "take out the trash" -- dude, you're my hero.

*doffs hat*

"I don't understand the physics of the skirt. How exactly does it stay up?"

Maybe the thing-that-looks-like-a-thong is/are actually skirt suspenders? here's clearly a market for such a thing.

You've never seen a fugly like this...TRUST ME:

Go to http://www.gettyimages.com
Editorial -> Entertainment
Search for Nony Tochterman

Worst fugly EVER.

Hollywood, we're begging you. Bring back a dress code, *please*!

As for the comment by Snuffy:

"$2 ho??? I think she could get as high as $5 myself."

Are we talking American or Australian dollars here? 'Cause where I come from, there are better dressed highway head-jobbers who only ask for $5... I just can't see her competing successfully in that market. Men would be ashamed to pull over for someone in that outfit; a little too obvious, no?

I give up on Ling....
I would like to clarify that Bai Ling does not represent the asian fashion, not before, not now and not ever.

so she's thin and her breasts are perky. round of applause.

i'm assuming she's making such a big deal out of wearing knickers because she usually doesn't wear any at all. again, congratulations for finding your underwear drawer.

http://luckycrackers.blogspot.com/

I wish I could get rid of all this celluloid. For wrinkles, there is always Botox, but what can one do to remove the celluloid?

We know she got a Hollywood wax. We know her thong is crappy and uglye. We know her hairdresser sneezed while doing her fringe. And she's probably tried to hide it all by appearing in those boots. But ah, the fug is always visible!

Yes, yes, yes to all of the above and more. However, I really do love the boots. With the right outfit I think they'd be spectacular. Sorry. ;-)

Swap out the head, photoshop Paris Hilton's onto the body and it would be totally believable. Same pose, same fashion sense, same figure, same fug.

Oooh. I see the Hooker Elf look is in this year.

"Swap out the head, photoshop Paris Hilton's onto the body and it would be totally believable. Same pose, same fashion sense, same figure, same fug."

'cept Paris is far more orange colored. Bai is kind of pasty looking. I think that would give it away.

Unless you photoshopped the tint on the skin.

But I don't recall ever seeing this much of Paris' thong.

Fug Girls . . . please, please, please put up that pic of Nony Tochterman that Devin pointed out.

"Go to http://www.gettyimages.com . . . Editorial -> Entertainment . . . Search for Nony Tochterman"

It is just TOO GOOD!

Yikes!

Yes, Yes--post that picture of Nony Tochterman.

Shit christmas, what was she thinking when she left the house???

disgrace.

*whispers* i sorta like the bootsies!

but the rest of it is nasty-i can smell her poontang from here.

I think that whole look with the straps of your underware showing is pure fug!

ah snap!! i just attended a white trash-themed party recently and this would have been THE PERFECT ensemble! i will take a mental note for the next WT party i attend! thanks for the inspiration, miss ling!

Nony Tochterman stole my sisters hair! And I'm not kidding. Ya'll would have a field day (and a GLORIOUS one at that) fugging my sister. Almost all of her clothes consist of 1/3 yard of fabric or less. She actually said once about a "top" she bought, "Oh this is so cute." I wanted to say, "The adjective you would be wanting to use is cheep/trashy/skanky/slutty."
Seriously, 6 or 7 "tops" in a bag no larger than a lunch pail. You know, the ones children sometimes take to school. Terrifying.

shiny happy baby five dolla? *very* nice sedaris reference. Sweet.

I was indeed worried for a moment that her nips wouldn't make an appearance, but of course, there they are! Ugh, mutton dressed as lamb.

I'm sure there are "industry folks" that read this - can you explain this? it ain't like these girls are at home reading strasberg, so becoming 'serious actresses' seems a dubious goal. Is it their publicists and agents who are pushing them out to these lame events in no clothing so that they can gain exposure (heh) and get that bit part in the next Jude Law film? So they starve, work out, buff and shine every bit of them, parade around like Streetwalker Malibu Stacey, and then we just make fun of them? Sweet. I'm going to go get another cruller and enjoy.

why would anyone think that a look like that is 'all that'?

what pains me is that these people actually have the cash to PAY a fashion stylist? why do they dessist?!

its like the more money they get the more they feel they have 'permission' to hurt our eyes with their 'so cool' fashions.

gawd.

you think the thong strings are bad, then count yourselves lucky that this 'lady' hasn't made it over there yet.

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Jax - I like the boots too. Lynne

On the topic of the Tochterman fug--That is a fashion designer? What...ahhh...gender might that fug be?

*scream* Nony tochterman looks JUST like Harry Caray!!! That's fantastic, I never would have thought of going for that look.

I had to race here to post excerpts from the New York Times' review of a new movie called "Face":

"A meditation on the conflict between family loyalties and personal ambition, 'Face' is the kind of independent film that can feel slight on a first viewing. But like its original soundtrack - a streetwise blend of hip-hop, Chinese opera and American and Asian pop songs - it is likely to remain in your head long afterward.

"Kim (played by the exquisite Bai Ling) is a college-age girl in the Queens Chinatown of the 1970's, torn between her traditional upbringing and her dreams of an independent career."

There's more, obviously, but I had to race over here as soon as I read that "exquisite Bai Ling" part.

But wait, there's more:

"Ms. Ling, who has been typecast as the gorgeously inscrutable Asian in American adventure films (in last year's 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow,' she was billed only as 'Mysterious Woman'), shows tremendous range as the guilt-ridden mother; her performance convincingly spans 20 years without need of much help from the makeup department."

This is the NEW YORK TIMES, children!!

It's a world gone mad.

damn nony.. get some hair transplants please!

Some people should keep their mouths shut.

http://www.agendamag.com/Pages/Feature%20Articles%20for%20June/Bai%20Ling/Fashion%20Editorial/baitearsheet2.jpg

What... the... fug?!

She's revolting looking. It looks like some prostitue jumped her in an alley, stole her real clothes, and gave Bai Ling her own to wear around for the rest of the day.

My GOD. I want those boots burned and I want it done now!

Regarding Ebee's post: the thing is, she's NOT dressing sexy. She's dressing...like...some sort of trashy alien! Sexy is fine, even too sexy is okay (aka Angleina Jolie, on occasion)...but Ling is just nasty.

i know this is off topic, but that post directly above with the nyt review, that, my friends, was the final nail in the gray lady's coffin. rip nyt, rip...

Nony Tochterman, whatever it might be, is The New Face of Fug.

The five-head, the cotton-candy hair, the ochre plaid jacket worn with vintage t-shirt, the enormous Swifty Lazar/Henry Kissinger-style black plastic glasses...

Please tell me that that "Nony Tochterman" is another Sacha Baron-Cohen character a la Ali G. Otherwise, I may lose all hope.

That's just her vagina coming out to say hi again!

Hi, Baigina!

Born in the Szechwan province of China in 1970, Ling Bai began her show business career when she was in grade school with the school choir. When she was 14 she enlisted in the Chinese People's Liberation Army where she spent three years in a performance troop entertaining soldiers stationed in Tibet. After her service, Ling became a performer in a local theater in Beijing where she eventually became involved in the pro-Democracy protests in Tiananmen Square in 1989. As a result of her involvement, Ling emigrated to the USA in 1991 where she soon found work in the Hollywood acting industry with her first English-language role as a villain in "The Crow." Ling from then on found steady work in playing various character roles from the villainous Miss East in "Wild, Wild West" to a Chinese interpreter in Oliver Stone's "Nixon" to a part in "Anna and the King," in which she was forced to cut her long hair short for the role. Her appearance in the controversial "Red Corner" in playing a pragmatic Chinese People's lawyer jeopardizes her returns to her homeland every year since the film's release.

currently dating chris isaak

the fact remains, if she walked into a room she would have every guy in the room dieing for a piece of her, and forgetting any of you posters even existed. Shes sexy as hell.

Nony Tochterman - WTF is that???? She looks like a live pink haired version of that demon clown doll in Poltergeist. **mommy!***

Hey Ebee -

Yikes - that confirms my theory - Bai has all of her orifices permanently wedged open.

Matching your eyeshadow to your boob-fly, skirt AND thong does NOT automatically equal a well-put-together outfit, Bingie.
I actually like those boots. Just not with her scrawny legs in them.

oh Chad . . . poor dear Chad . . . poor sad deluded Chad . . .

Chad's right you dumb sluts.

re: Noddy Totcherman- I WOULD DO HER! "I am madly in love with her and I want the world to know!" (and I wouldn't have to be dared.. winters are long and cold here)

My updated list of Fug hotties I would sleep with:
#1) Noddy Toutcherpotty
#2) Blue footed booby
#3)- tie- ManAlanis and FabioBroke Shields

I am waiting by the phone!..call me! ccc cuh cuh call me
like I said, winters are sooo loooong! -cabin fever-

Bai Ling is the Chinese Paris Hilton. Or is Paris Hilton the American Bai Ling? Who's been flashing their girly bits in fugtastic get-ups longer?

I'm inspired to create a GFY drinking game.

One Drink:
--nipple visible through sheer fabric
--pubic bone exposed
--trucker hat on male

Two Drinks:
--nipple exposed
--pubic area exposed below natural hairline
--trucker hat on female

Chug:
--underside of breast exposed
--pubic area exposed below natural hairline accompanied by further tugging-down of garment
--trucker hat on Bai Ling

The truly scary thing is that this was pre-meditated. My evidence? Her eyeshadow matches her thong perfectly.

Fluffernutter -

ROFL - this is genius but we'll all be pissy passed out drunk in less than two minutes.

"the fact remains, if she walked into a room she would have every guy in the room dieing for a piece of her, and forgetting any of you posters even existed"

I just asked my husband who he thought was more attractive, Drew Barrymore (his big celebrity crush) or Bai Ling (showing him this picture because he had never heard of her).

"This is a joke, right?"

"No," I said. "Who do you think is more attractive?"

"It's not a question of 'more'," he said. "Drew Barrymore is adorable. This woman is just scary-looking."

And thus, I have claimed "SHENANIGANS" on Chad's post, above. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.

(Note my clever strategy here--instead of saying, "Sweetie, do you find this woman attractive?" I asked him to compare her to a celebrity we had already established he found attractive, so he didn't feel that the implied answer was "Nobody is beautiful but you" or the like.)

I am about to make a controversial statement. I don't like the guys that post here. Yes, this means you, CHAD. A lot of them just go, "She looks hot in that," and when we disagree they come back and call us "sluts." A lot of the guys who post here never even remark on the clothes themselves. Probably because they don't even know anything about fashion. I don't know why you guys even come here and I wish you would just go away. You're not welcome.

My boyfriend is convinced Bai Ling is a guy(as in trannie).

GO AWAY.... I am telling Mom on you!
I am runing upstairs and telling Mom that you won't let the boys play with your Fug Barbies! And that you said the s-word on the internets.
Mom is gonna be pissed! She says ya gotta share and be nice to us boys even when we are icky!!!

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(*that said... I totally hate the name calling.. But you are an anon poster-what gives?)

In theory, I love the boots, though I don't know if there is any piece of clothing that would really look good with them. These boots are one of those purchases that look great in the store, but if actually purchased, should only be admired from the confines of one's closet.
I'm stumped.... I really cannot think of how one might outfit-ize this accessory. A solid color dress, perhaps.

My mind is too small to hold contradictory concepts!!!! It makes my head hurt!! The boots make her legs look longer and thus more porportional to her body, but then skirt cancels that effect and makes her look stumpy. Pass the aspirin....

The sad thing is that Chad and Chris (who defended her earlier) are the same person. Same email address. I will let all of you contemplate that nugget of information.

Chad/Chris - so she dates Chris Isaak, a man known to have rice fever. Not impressed, although am very sad and disillusioned for Chris.

Sad but true, I was watching Angel re-runs, and she was in it. I had to stay home from work just to watch the whole episode (screw deadlines) and all I could think of was how fugly she was, and what a bad actress she is.

Clare - 5'10''? Well, that's enough for me. I'm in love. ;-)

does anyone else remember that david sedaris story in barrel fever about kho san, the love child from vietnam? does anyone else think that she might be bai ling's idol? funky fresh shiny!

Not only would pulling up her skirt make her thong into actual UNDERwear, it would also stop her legs from looking half the length of her torso. I'm just sayin'.

so, c'mon, when does the Ling get her own category?

T MAN SAM:

Is it any wonder why I don't like you guys? You're either calling us sluts or in this case talking to me like I'm a 12-year-old. You're overly aggressive and obnoxious. Let me put it to you in language you can understand: You don't play nice.

And in addition to that, what you guys say is forever off-topic. I don't totally object to off-topic stuff. I just don't like it when it's the same thing over and over and over: She's hot or she's not hot. Don't they have a website for that? This isn't that website. This is a website about fashion.

I'm sure you're devastated that my email address is fake, so you can't spam me or harass me further. Too bad.

CLARE:

Perhaps it's only one or two people who are making these kinds of comments, but it appears to be more. Whoever it is who is making these comments. I find it irritating.

Someone ought to tell her it's much sexier if you leave something to the imagination.

she looks like ethnic paris hilton barbie.

Me rove you rong time.

She reminds me of an asian Audrey Hepburn; just a pity that Audrey was the epitome of class and elegance and Bai Ling is....neh.

"Me rove you rong time."

enough with the statements like this, their racist and uncool. My 2 cents is Bai Ling is both hot/sexy and dresses slutty. It is possible to be both.

" Is it any wonder why I don't like you guys? You're either calling us sluts or in this case talking to me like I'm a 12-year-old. You're overly aggressive and obnoxious. Let me put it to you in language you can understand: You don't play nice.

And in addition to that, what you guys say is forever off-topic. I don't totally object to off-topic stuff. I just don't like it when it's the same thing over and over and over: She's hot or she's not hot. Don't they have a website for that? This isn't that website. This is a website about fashion"

Half the comments on this page make fun of her features or body or accent and are racist in nature. Nothing to do with fashion, and much more aggressive and obnoxious then simply yelling slut or saying shes hot.

Bai has been pretty well covered here (as opposed to the pic where she isn't covered at all), but I have to wonder-- what's with the upside down letters on her "shirt"? Is it the name of her handler so she won't forget who to call to take her home? Remember those shoes with her name on them a few months ago! What a kooky fashionista! I'll let you in on a secret, it wasn't satorial fun, it was so she wouldn't forget her name during interviews (on the off chance she ever had one).

ok first im also hot and not wrinkly so i can post this up chris. wtf is wrong with the guys on posting. first im a defineite trendsetter and i study style and fashion pretty well and that is NOT hot. 1. are u boys blind or horny lil bastards that live in a town where the hottest chick lives in tear aways and have 10 kids 2. u obviously have no taste for girls let alone a fashion sense so dont even go there 3. this is obviously a girls and gay guys site so we can judge celebritys style, if they wore it to show everyone we have the right to insult it cuz they kno the consequences (in bai Lings case, she doesnt kno)

so get off the freaking site, if you dont wanna hear this shit dont even visit the site cuz this is what we do

now im done bashing the guys on to bai ling, ok first im asian and that is such a disgrace, we have hella good taste and thats defiently not it. infact she's one of the ugliest asians i have ever laid eyes upon i have heard eyeshadow matching shirt which is so wrong already but it MATCHING YOUR THONG? its like she's trying to say to the guys at the event while pulling her imitation of a skirt "come in her boys" and they all run away. ppl prob thought who hired the hooker? and yes her legs are shorter than her torso and yes she shouldnt be dressing like a whoring 15 year old when she is 35. and in the pic that whats his name showed us, her agent said she dressed too sexy? its not, its slutty and she answered to the agent like she was a rebellious 12 year old, NEWSFLASH SHES NOT 12!

and one more thing u called us dumb sluts? did u look at who you are defending?

"Hi, Chris. I have a smokin' body, too, although it's not as tiny as this chick's because I'm 5'10". So I suppose by your reasoning, I am now able to bash her. Ready?

She looks like a $2 hooker."

i have to say that was genious and lmao

omg chris, tman sam and grant are such fucking hypocrites, they fugged bai ling in the comments section when she dressed like an oversize striped lantern

NOTHING is more pathetic than "the offended" arguing 'mongst themselves on a board. *yawn*

On topic: Too lazy/bored-by-the-offended to scroll up now to check who said it, but yes, the boots look rocking fun, until you REALLY think about exactly what else to wear with them. Maybe a simple top and skirt made completely out of denim - plain denim - thought that would also look at tad "off."

And yes indeed, too, her stance and smile are channeling Paris Hilton to disturbing levels.

her g string is pulled so far up above her belt/skirt its probably cutting off the blood supply to her brain, so think twice before you judge!

We should be praising Bai Ling to the skies. Imagine how bored we would be if everyone was dressed in goddess gowns by stylists? Bai provides incredible entertainment.

True, Jack, so true. Bai brings the celebrity crazy wear like no other -- well, no other except la Peldon!

Damn, I need my Peldon fug fix, too! Hope she did not permanently go "Beverly Hills real estate agent" -- last pic of her was that one *sigh*.

And her pic WITH Bai - classic!

Well now, "Actual AOL Taste", aren't you special, with your grammar, syntax and vocabulary challenges. Still, you've managed to hit the trifecta: self-loathing racism, contempt for men, and lumping women with goatse types. Congratulations.

I really wish she'd stop doing this....

Oh yeah, and matching your eyeshadow to your undies is just so out...in her case, way out.

Enough of her horrid clothes . Check out her hair . Like what the hell is that ???

hey martha stewart bitch, why dont u keep that mouth of yours on the cock where it usually is, i can insult whoever i want and yes i do think im smart cuz ppl actully tell me i am stylish as well. i m 100 percent not racist, i never even said one fucking racist comment, just fugging bai ling who's religion or culture has nothing to do with it, and as for the contept for men, i think everyone else who posted here agrees with what i said. they asked for it.

Bai Ling is a pretty girl with a nice body who needs a hook. The hook is ho wear, I guess.

> yes i do think im smart cuz ppl actully tell me i am stylish as well. i m 100 percent not racist, i never even said one fucking racist comment,

Do ppl ever tell U that spelling = mprtnt? cuz i don't take ppl seriously who cn't spl.

Woo hoo, people tell you you are stylish. Seriously, does being Asian qualify you to comment on other Asian peoples' stylee? Seriously. Is that all it takes? Am I disqualified bcuz I am wht?

hm heres a thought, to be able to make fun of other ppl'e spelling, u kinda have to know how to spell yourself. you have more spelling mistakes in your 3 sentences than in all my comments. and another thing, being asian doesn't give me the right to bash her, but not looking like a hoe like she does gives me the right. if you dont like it dont fucking come on the site. read my comment again, obviously you are too stupid to know that i'm trying to say asian stlye is not like that at all. and woo hoo you're white and can't spell. dont give a shit bitch.

sigh . . . our beloved fug site has been invaded by Jerry Springer-ites . . . and we used to have so much fun . . .

AMEN, Carpedog. I'm going back to the original blogspot to re-live the good old days and cry myself to sleep over what was, and will never be again, thanks to the publicity of the Bloggies. Damn you, Bloggies! Damn you all to hell!

Capital letters, "Actual Taste," beginning your sentences would help. What with you being so stylish and literate as all get out.

Capital letters beginning your sentences would help, "Actual Taste." What with you being so stylish and literate as all get out, wouldn't want "ppl" to think you don't ride the short school bus to middle school.

"yes i do think im smart cuz ppl actully tell me" -- THIS? Priceless! Should be the new "I iz ejoomacated" on 2005 graduation merchandise!

Capital letters beginning your sentences would help, "Actual Taste." What with you being so stylish and literate as all get out, you wouldn't want "ppl" to think you ride the short school bus to middle school.

"yes i do think im smart cuz ppl actully tell me" -- THIS? Priceless! Should be the new "I iz ejoomacated" on 2005 graduation merchandise!

AAARG! VeddyVeddyBadMan, damn YOU for making me laugh so hard -- double-post voodoo got me :))

ATTENTION AOL SUBSCRIBERS! THIS IS NOT INSTANT-MESSENGER! AND PLEASE TAKE YOUR ASSES TO THE NEAREST REMEDIAL ENGLISH AND TOUCH-TYPING KEYBOARDING COURSES BEFORE GETTING YOUR WALMART PANTIES IN BUNCH OVER "PPL" LAUGHING AT YOUR READIN' 'N' WRITIN' "SKILLZ"!

AAARG! VeddyVeddyBadMan, damn YOU for making me laugh so hard -- double-post voodoo got me :))

ATTENTION AOL SUBSCRIBERS! THIS IS NOT INSTANT-MESSENGER! AND PLEASE TAKE YOUR ASSES TO THE NEAREST REMEDIAL ENGLISH AND TOUCH-TYPING KEYBOARDING COURSES BEFORE GETTING YOUR WALMART PANTIES IN BUNCH OVER "PPL" LAUGHING AT YOUR READIN' 'N' WRITIN' "SKILLZ"!

And here's a hint, "Actual Taste" (GOD, can't type that without laughing!): Mrs. D was mimicing YOUR "style" of writing just then, to give you a clue as to just how shitfucked you are. But of course, THAT went WAY over your poor little head *sigh*

And CarpeDog, ROCK ON!

AAARG! VeddyVeddyBadMan, damn YOU for making me laugh so hard -- double-post voodoo got me :))

ATTENTION AOL SUBSCRIBERS! THIS IS NOT INSTANT-MESSENGER! AND PLEASE TAKE YOUR ASSES TO THE NEAREST REMEDIAL ENGLISH AND TOUCH-TYPING KEYBOARDING COURSES BEFORE GETTING YOUR WALMART PANTIES IN BUNCHES OVER "PPL" LAUGHING AT YOUR READIN' 'N' WRITIN' "SKILLZ"!

And here's a hint, "Actual Taste" (GOD, can't type that without laughing!): Mrs. D was mimicing YOUR "style" of writing just then, to give you a clue as to just how shitfucked you are. But of course, THAT went WAY over your poor little head *sigh*

And CarpeDog, ROCK ON!

But seriously, Ms. Ling REALLY needs her own category right about now -- can't leave her girl Courtney Peldon up there all by her lonesome, can you?

GIVE IT A REST.

Don't start flaming me please, I just want to request that you kids who wants to bicker amongst yourselves about spelling, racist comments, whether so and so is hot or not - can you post somewhere else? We have a very nice time here making fun of celebrities and you're really not contributing a goddamn thing. The last thing I want is Heather and Jessica to decide to put an end to this site becuase they're tired of hosting just a bunch of flaming posts.

So enough.

Oh yeah, and re the guys that like to come on here and insult us:

yu bitches are jealous, shes hot, yur dum sluts...

Can we just ignore them? They're (presumably) straight men hanging out on Fug, fer christsakes, and they have nothing to offer apparently besides insults to other posters. And then we just start arguing among ourselves. Just pretend like they're not even there.

What I don't get is why ANYONE, male, female or whatever feels the need to defend any of the Fuggees on this site. Unless you personally know these particular victims of fashion, and you are telling them to come to these pages, it aint like these remarks are bound to hurt them or their livelihood in any way. (It may get them to dress better.) It's not personal, it's fashion therapy!!

It's hard to take someone seriously when they are writing sentences like,
"now im done bashing the guys on to bai ling, ok first im asian and that is such a disgrace, we have hella good taste and thats defiently not it."

Spelling and grammar mistakes are major peeves of mine.

I'm dead from laughing. ACTUAL TASTE's email has 'kerokerokeroppi' in it.

LMAO

Oh, the stereotyping. It burns, it burns!

Bai Ling is a very beautiful lady(And I am NOT a dude! Sheesh), but yes, her taste in outfits is atrocious. I can find nothing wrong with her makeup and hair honestly, it's different and looks cute on her. But everything else...is a trainwreck.

I hadn't realized until I went to search what Bai Ling has been in (as in: Who is she and why is invited to things?) that she's 35. One the one hand: wow she looks great for her age! On the other hand: Wow. No thirty-five year old should be dressing like that. But on a third hand: I don't care what age you look or what age you are-- NO ONE should be dressing like that.

I think she could be quite attractive if she dressed and made up with an iota of common sense.

But she seems to veer madly between "street-corner hooker" and "Amish House of Tents" and the makeup would be embarrassing on a drunk drag queen.

I'd love to see her in an Audrey Hepburn "Breakfast at Tiffany's" look. She'd be cute in that. I'm tempted to bring a little black sheath dress and string of pearls to one of these events, mug her in the parking lot, and then forcibly dress her tastefully.

One of the good qualities about old Hollywood was its firm insistence actors and actresses go to studio culture schools to learn, among many other things, what clothes to wear and how to wear them. The studio system collapsed over fifty years ago, and since then stars, starlets and even hangers on have been on their own without guidance, to not wash, to be low and vulgar, to dress like Kevin Federline and his groomsmen or like a bag lady or a street walker.

first i like to apoligize for the hate posts. But if anyone would to back me up cuz i really don thave tim efo rthis bs, all i did was fug bai ling and the guys who said she was how and called us dumb sluts. yes i do how to spell but im not gonna spend an hour editing my comment. i serisoulsy did not want to start a fight but sumone aka martha and slutnanny over there who commented about me first. You have a problem? come and tell me cuz honestly if picking on my spelling and grammer is the best u got? i serisouly wanna hear it.

first i like to apoligize for the hate posts. But if anyone would back me up cuz i really dont have time for this bs, all i did was fug bai ling and the guys who said she was hot and called us dumb sluts. yes i do know how to spell but im not gonna spend an hour editing my comment. i serisoulsy did not want to start a fight but sumone aka martha and slutnanny over there who commented about me first totally started bacshing me first. You have a problem? come and tell me cuz honestly if picking on my spelling and grammer is the best u got? i serisouly wanna hear it.

Everything just clashes! Everything is so colourful, my eyes wanna go in every direction. I think its a fahion no no, its like lets pick all the flashiest pieces in my closet and wear them tonight. No hun, that's just not how it works.

Okay-o folks, this post ends all posts on this particular blogpost about B.Ling. To sum up, our consensus is that she's a hot woman whatver her age seems to defy but she dressed terribly wrong here. Let's eagerly await the day she can say good-bye to Fug (for a while) and return in some ridiculous outfit so that we can pat our little flat bellies and grin at the ol "you can't teach a leopard to change its spots" idiom.

I think we can do a little to show Jessica and Heather that we can act like grown adult, spell properly when we need to, and just wait patiently for the next celeb to trip and become our next fug-attack. The last thing we all want is for this blog to go into freeze mode because of flammers.

Fine I agree with EZ on this one. But seriously, I can't believe this is all over my spelling (how immature are some of you people). As long as I can use computer language and not get picked on, Iam fine with not flamming. Anyways, I tried and tried to look at the outfit in different ways but the results were they still don't cover her anymore than before and my eyes now hurt.

WTF happened here? Did AOL's chat rooms have outages for a couple of days, thus causing some flood of incomprehensible garble to splooge all over our beloved Fug site?

Anyhoo, as usual, La Ling is total trash. Seriously, she's demented.

Forgot to add that whoever said that "Nony Tochterman" had better be a Sacha Baron Cohen character--you totally made my day! LMAO
What a bizarre..."fashion" statement that one makes.

I am about ten minutes away from closing comments on this site forever, so if you're interested in keeping them open, my best advice if for you to IGNORE THE TROLLS, PLEASE.

Not that I'm asking her to prove me wrong, but we don't actually know if she's wearing underwear--it could just be skirt suspenders, after all, because if anyone ever needed them, it would be her.

Sucky, sucky! 5 dolla!

I've been pretty engrossed in the DUKES OF HAZZARD marathons on CMT of late and I swear, when you line 'em up, Daisy makes it look classy compared to this.

Who's that girl anyway? Does she have a career other than making a fool out of herself in those disastrous and humiliating outfits?

She's 35?

My Mom taught me that ladies don't show their underwear in public. That's good enough for me.

This: http://www.kabel1.de/php-bin/scripts/cgalerie/content/k1_stars_de_skimpy-clothes-2/09.jpg (posted above) is the indescribable Jordan. This is her non-pregnant, clubbing outfit. Recently she appeared on British television (as Katie Price) in a tight pink catsuit, whilst 5 months pregnant, and "singing", attempting to represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest. She came second..I'm almost sorry. It would have been quite a sight, but GB would never regain her credibility.
Whilst pregnant with her first child, Jordan had sex with the virgin Gareth Gates, and then bragged about it to anyone within earshot, repeated the claim when announcing at an awards show then wondered why she got booed.
Give praise and thanks this person does not grace your shores. Although, you have Pammie and Bai Ling, so I guess the score is even.

yummy if u ask me ;)

She looks like one of the hookers of Sunset Boulevard. Eww.

I have similar boots. The purchase of them completely baffled my husband until I told him that they would never get scuffed -- they are never meant to touch the ground. Sex boots are okay...if you're having SEX. I wouldn't be caught dead in them outside of my bedroom. I have a reputation to uphold among my nearest and dearest!

I´ve been living out of the states too long. Who the hell is this person, and why does anyone care about her. Looks like all she´s able to do is wear bad clothes and have her picture taken...am I close?
If Condaleeza turned up in a get up like this one, everyone would still take her seriously. Says something about character.

Wow, it's a thong skirt ala I want to take it off half way.