In a further example of Chloe Sevigny's unerring taste and vision, the actress is brazenly showing the world that nothing complements a sweatshorts jumpsuit quite like full-on Roman sandals:
Thank God Chloe can still be relied upon for the kind of horrendous taste, even in relaxation, that leads to the deployment of heretofore unused phrases -- like, for example, "sweatshorts jumpsuit."
But more importantly, thank God she hasn't given up on those white-framed sunglasses. Because as long as those are out there, fug is never far away.
wow.
wait, did she just go to a garage sale?
Did she just knock over a garage sale?
Ease up on the bitch - it's laundry day. Or are you too busy to notice the dry cleaning in her left hand?
Oh, I forgot - it's not "cool" to be accurate. It's not "cool" to be talking about what's going on in the picture. It's just like all those times when people tell me that there's something else that's happening, but you look at it differently when **YOU'RE** the guy!!!!
Why don't you guys make fun of the fact that she's **WALKING** and not **VALET PARKING**???? What's wrong, that too **FUGYL"** to be made fun of???????
Maybe next time Cloey should just ride into town on a horse, right??? LOL!!!
Oh, dear.
You know, it's like celebrities can only do things in extremes. They can look extremely glamourous, or just utterly dishevelled. I would not go anywhere looking like that! I don't own one of those circa-early 1980s 'all-in-one' shorty-shirty knit getups (that's got to be what it is; I can't believe anyone would deliberately match two pieces like that together and tuck the shirt into the shorts). I don't own any Roman sandals.
I don't wear my hair like that when I'm cleaning the toilet!
The sunglasses look like those toy ones you can get for kids at souvenir shops.
Ten bucks says the outfit she just picked up at the cleaners is even worse.
This is why I don't mind being unfamous...no one following me around with a camera on my bad days!
She wouldn't look so bad if the pants were pants. Then you would miss the sandals and she'd just be in a sweat set...not too fugly. But it's Chloe.
OUCH!
She is just out-and-out crazy. I mean, full-on Roman sandles?! Totally batshit.
"Ease up on the bitch - it's laundry day. Or are you too busy to notice the dry cleaning in her left hand?" Posted by: French Onion Superstar | April 6, 2005 08:13 PM
Well said Vincent Gallo! Well said!! :::applauds:::
It's the expression that takes the cake. Like she's Wednesday Addams, and she's going to hurl that picnic table at you.
She's dress like a garbage man in his kicky summer cut-offs. Also, she could use a good facial. And a shower.
Fug Girls, why is there not a Chloe category? I find her fashion mistakes to be far more egregious(and *hilarious*) than La Peldon's, if only because she has the money to hire someone with more sense.
Why is it so hard for famous folks to simply pull on a pair of jeans, slip on a t-shirt and slide into oh, a pair of clogs or loafers and head out in public? That's all I do when I head to the grocery store/dry cleaners/garage sales (though I have enough crap on my own and tend not to buy other's used crap) I wear normal tortoise shell framed sun glasses, I brush out my hair--sometimes I pull on a head band. I bathe, I smile and I try to be pleasant to people I encounter. I am a normal person. Why or why it is so hard for famous people to behave themselves--even just a little bit? Do they need stylists to help them to go to Whole Foods? I am sort of curious about Chloe's errands that involve both dry cleaning and furniture hauling at the exact same moment. And finally, could we all start a collection and buy those horrible white sunglasses from her so she will stop wearing them. I have a dime in my desk drawer, next to an old pez dispenser. Anyone else? Think she would take the pez dispenser in trade?
Oh Chloe, Chloe, Chloe...if it's warm enough for shorts and sandals, it's too warm for sleeves!! Either put on some damn pants or wear a tank top with that...thing.
(I know, I know, this is like chastising someone who just bought a summer home in Pompeii about the silver really needing to be shined, but I felt like someone had to say it)
I can fully respect going to do your errands in comfy clothes, even when you're a celebrity. I dont put on my stilettoes and curl my hair when I go to the grocery store and Im sure Ive sported that same hairstyle before, you know, at the gym. And obviously she's picking up dry cleaning and...a picnic table....random....but to even OWN a *gulp* sweatshorts jumpsuit in the first place?? I mean, she purchased that godforsaken thing ON PURPOSE! Thats just unfreakinacceptable.
"What's wrong, that too **FUGYL"** to be made fun of???????"
You meant FUGLY, right? Sure you did.
But I digress...on me, this outfit would not be so fugly, because I am NOT famous and no one expects me to look good. In fact, some might think it an improvement over what I'm wearing right now...and I am wearing my hair EXACTLY that way. (If I WAS famous, I would at least make an effort to clothe myself in some sort of attractive garb and properly fix my hair when going out in public.)
But on Chole, who would be a very pretty girl if she bathed once and a while and hired a stylist, it's just horrid. I expect the Beautiful People to be...beautiful. And besides, we KNOW that the dry cleaning is just more Fug, but on a hanger.
The sad thing is that the "sweatshorts jumpsuit" is probably by some new, "hot" designer who considers Chloe his/her muse and cost $2700.
You've got to love that crazy avant-garde clutch bag in her right mit, though - I mean it looks for all the world like a white painted wicker picnic table!
Now *that's* Fashion Forward.
Just plain crazy-ass crazy, if you ask me. Oh, you didn't ask - tough - SHE JUST LOOKS NUTS!
She's moving to her new place under the freeway overpass.
That picture looks like a still from the movie "Valley Girl". Really.. Look at it. Her preppy tote, her highwaisted jumpsuit, white plastic glasses and furniture made of whicker.
WHICKER.
Really Chloe? White Whicker? Like, gag me with a spoon..whit whicker is SOOO '84.
She is so consitantly fugly her acting ability can't even make me like her.
It drives me mad. I mean who considers Roman sandals "casual"??? WHO!?!?!?
mary
it looks like she found the wicker thingy in someone's back lane on garbage day and is trying to look inconspicuous as she hauls it home
There's far too much wrapping, zipping and tying involved for this ensemble to be considered "casual". Girl put some effort into the fug.
Careful, Frenchonion, you're going to give yourself a nosebleed.
In my book, anyone that still owns their Roman sandals from 1983 gets to be made fun of.
And WERD on the white wicker hipmamab. Wicker? Really? God save me from chintz and wicker.
Look! It's Nell getting ready for a tea party.
Her head tilts in the direction she'll turn.
"But on Chloe, who would be a very pretty girl if she bathed once and a while and hired a stylist..."
Nah -- girl just ugly in the face.
I just watched Sweatshorts Jumpsuit on TV this morning. My favorite character is his best friend Patrick.
It's bad enough that you have a website dedicated to this superficial shit. Grow up, is your world so fucking dull you need to rag on others to get a sense of self satisfaction? Sad, really pathetic.
Awww, thanks for letting us know that Joe @ null.net We've seen the light and we couldn't have realized how dull and immature we are without you. I've got an idea, what would you think about about a Go *Hug* Yourself site?
Anyone else notice she's sporting the Britney Spears Federline up-do that's becoming so chic of late? As far as the outfit goes, looks like Devo goes garage-shop chic.
God help me, but she looks like Toby McGuire, if Toby was a drag queen and this photo was taken as he picked up that night's costume from the dry cleaner's.
I can look like complete crap when I'm just running around doing errands, but my God woman - a sweatshorts jumpsuit?! That thing is worse than my 1978 one-piece Catholic school gym uniform.
The look on her face says..
"I'll shank the bitch who tries to take my wicker."
Priceless.
"It's bad enough that you have a website dedicated to this superficial shit. Grow up, is your world so fucking dull you need to rag on others to get a sense of self satisfaction? Sad, really pathetic."
Well, for Chrissake's, Chloe, SO ARE THOSE SANDALS. Seriously, stealing costumes off the set of "Troy" is not acceptable.
I think what we're all assuming is a kiddie picnic table is actually some sort of double-layer end table with two little side-shelves. Note the second center shelf directly underneath the top part. If that were a picnic table, there's no way you'd be able to put your feet on the ground. The reason I point this out is because this means the table actually belongs INSIDE the house, instead of on some backyard patio. She may intend to put a doily and some knick-knacks on that thing.
Chloe...go sell *crazy* some place else...Good Lord.
i hate that bitch. not only does she prance around new york like she should be wearing a goddamned empress of the underground tiered robe made from imitation of christ rehashed vintage wear that tara has stolen from various rental shops -- she put a date rape drug in my drink and laughted when I passed out. Fuck her. Her ego needes to be harpooned.
Actually, now that I've expelled the vinegar enema I was holding in, I have to apologize. I was simply feeling bloated and crampy, and had to take out my misplaced agression. You see, when I said, "Sad, really pathetic." I meant myself. Specifically, my little wee wee. My mommy told me it was cute, but I'm not so sure.
Uraloser, you are so right. Ragging on snobby, phsycotic celebs without fashion sense is such a terrible thing to do.
Now tell me, if you're against it, why are you lowering yourself by commenting? Don't you have something else to do like solve world hunger? Don't suck the pathetic fun out of our lives, m'kay.
Actually, guys, the table looks like a cross between white plastic AND white wicker. I could be wrong though...I'm mildly blinded by the height of her shorts' waist and the fact they still reach her knees.
In response to French Onion, she has a huge wardrobe, which I assume includes jeans, t-shirts, and a pair of sneakers (it should, anyway...). Sure, it may be laundry day, but that doesn't mean she had all of her average-looking wardrobe staples dry-cleaned on the same goddamned day, she could've surely found SOMETHING more flattering than whatever that thing is. Her stance in the picture plus the outfit make it look like she has jaundiced, stickly legs barely managing to support the bloated grey abomination above. Overall, it's not a good look. At all.
Hello Uraloser!
How perceptive of you. I mean I had no idea what a bitch I was. I'm gonna change my whole fugging life now! Because of you I'm gonna stop making fun of celebrities in stupid outfits! I feel so relieved, I finally get it and I'm..........
Oh shit I lost it.
Stop being a whiney bitch nobody likes a whiney bitch.:)
We all know it's just your opinion but come on go to another site then. Furthermore the term "Onesie" has one home and one home only the 0-3 months section at your local baby store.
This just in:
Batshit Crazy 'actress cum psycho' Chloe Sevigny was seen stealing the outdoor dining table from neighbor Gary Coleman's house, where he was entertaining fellow childhood star Emmanuel "Webster" Lewis to a formal afternoon tea on said table. Reportedly she also stole Coleman's grey "From da Hood" tracksuit worn on the pilot episode of "Diff'rent Strokes" in 1980 and decided to wear it, although it was far too short and only came to her knees.
Rumor has it she was attending a toga party beforehand, which would help explain her Greco-Roman sandles. No explanation has been found for her hair, lack of make-up, camel toe while in bagging clothes, or incredibly unstylish gas station purchased white sunglasses however.
In unrelated news, Charlotte Rae reported her dry cleaning stolen and a photographer was found shanked; the above photo was taken from the film of his camera found a few yards from his body. Allegedly, it was taken a few seconds before his untimely death death. He clutched a bit of white wicker in his hand.
"I'll shank the bitch who tries to take my wicker."
now THAT is hilarious.
Anyway, she's so barfugly and obviously should've been on that show 'STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP'. There really is no excuse for that ugly getup she's wearing, she needs to brush her hair, take a shower, put on some jeans and a sweatshirt and do her errands. If you need help sweetie, call me, or call anyone of us. We'll be sure to lend you a few bucks to peruse your local forever 21 in hopes of finding something APPROPRIATE to wear on laundry day. THANKS
Maybe Chloe is working as a playground monitor at an elementary school(someplace where the faculty obviously have not seen "Brown Bunny". )The wicker table is too small for adults, she has a purse that's clearly doubling as a gym bag, and she is carrying the fugly dry cleaning that she's going to change into after a rousing game with the kids of gladiator movie,which is obviously what the Roman sandals are for.("No! I am Spartacus!)All part of the community service she was sentenced to after pleading guilty to charges of criminal fug.
I hate to break it to you sears catalogue shoppers, but not everyone even owns a pair of jeans, let alone one that matches a t-shirt and kicky spring clogs! When you dress weird, on laundry day you get the weirdest of the weird left. You can go out and scare the hell out of bag ladies. That's part of the fun of dressing weird. You are just going to have to accept that you're never ever going to understand the pleasures of the freakily-clothed, as you seem to think being a Target cardboard-cutout is the best way to go. Have fun -- I hope your jeans seams stay nice and SHARP.
AdamP you rule!
French Onion - I am sure that even if Chloe felt the need to wear that horrible onsie for laundry day, she could at least have found some shoes more appropriate to the outfit than gladiator sandals such as tennis shoes or flip flops - or was she getting those dry cleaned, too?
Nothing says "avant garde" like a monogrammed tote from L.L. Bean.
Wow... good eye! You can actually see that it's monogrammed with CS!!
This is the ill-fated wedding of Miss Juicy Couture and Mr. Bermuda Shorts. And I must say Mlle. Monogrammed Canvas Tote looks like a very uncomfortable bridesmaid. But hey, at least they're just an arm's length away from the reception's (white wicker) head table!
I think the drab gray playsuit is institutional garb for Betty Ford, or maybe the Hazledon Clinic. Somewhere where you pay a lot of money to get sober and get in touch with your Inner Child.
The sandals are from the dance therapy portion of said institution.
Dontchya think?
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That's one evil-looking bag lady.
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The only problem with Chloe being on Stars Without Makeup is that you'd have to find a really flattering pretty shot to put beside it to show the contrast, and I'm not sure that the producers could find one.
I have to agree with Onion.
It's one thing to rag on Chloe for showing up at award shows, movie premieres and other "showbiz" events in horrifying outfits, but grabbing some random photo snapped of her running errands is fucking pathetic.
What, was Tara Reid too hard to find? I expect more from the Fug Girls.
Is it me or do her pants look like the arms cut off from the matching sweatshirt set?
Where does one even purchase a sweatshort jumpsuit? Or did she go to the extreme of having Kevin Federline's old work uniform modified for her fugtastic needs? Brava!!
Good heavens. I never post, but...
She looks like something out of a horror movie. Perhaps, "The Zombie Who Stole Lawn Furniture" or "The Undead Flesh-Eater with the Stare of Death". Good heavens. It looks like she just skittered out of some dark cemetery, still wearing her burial clothes.
Why does this girl always look sleep deprived? Even at huge events when you know somwone else has done her makeup, she looks exhausted! Who knew that was fashion forward?
She's carrying a doll's picnic table and an LL Bean bag with her damn monogram on it (Xmas present from Grandma?), and wearing a one-piece gray jumpsuit that looks like a Norma Kamali horrorshow ca. 1983.
I swear to Baal if I ever left my house looking like that, even if I had the flu and my period and a broken leg all at once, my husband would pack up his belongings and have left town forever by the time I got back.
I'd still hit it
B-b-but, where did she find that sweatshorts jumpsuit? You can't even get one of those from that company that sells awful clothes in the back of the Parade magazine. You know, the one that sells plastic huarache "comfort" shoes and stretchy daybras? She had to shop hard to find that.
It is the fact that she has this in her closet that gets me. I have been known to schlep around in some mighty ugly clothes on laundry day or taking my kid to school before I actually get DRESSED dressed, but my fug clothes are nothing to the level of the sweatshort jumpsuit.
And really, if Chloe has nothing in her closet to wear since every little bit of clothing is at the cleaners, then for the love of god she can have it delivered.
Those sandals are from the collaboration between Immitation of Christ and EasySteps. No, not kidding. Yes, it makes it all the more ridiculous. Just when you thought something looked so stupid on the runway, Chloe goes and makes it look even more stupid in reality.
I think GFY is being trolled. Some of those malcontents sounds awfully alike. Or does Chloe just have a Chloe Defense Department that combs the internet for the mean?
I think the most important detail that we seem to be missing is the (fug) wicker picnic table with the chairs attached.
I feel I have no choice but to label her a scottie-neville (s' got no friends, never will). Let's face it, people are obviously so afraid that her level of fug is catching that she has to B.Y.O. her own table and chairs..... so sad, so very sad.
Yeesh. Even if I could get past the idea of a jumpsuit (unless you are some sort of mechaninc or jumping out of an air plane it is not okay, ever), not bathing (what is with the aversion to water in Hollywood), and the crazy/weird high waistedness, I know for certain I don't understand the knee length cuffed shorts. Who would make such a thing?
She looks like Art Carney from "The Honeymooners," an old 1950's sitcom. He played a janitor.
Bwa Ha Ha, she looks like Nick Nolte in Down And Out In Beverly Hills. The only thing missing is a Border Collie to help her dumpster dive.
the sneakers in her closet would have to be paired with the circa 1943 sailor girl babydoll. HELLO! Her tshirt woul have to be partnered with a burlap gaucho set and flat pointy turquoise mules and am i the only one who remembers her super high ass waisted cameltoe couture jeans? Anyway you look at it, she's a fug waiting to happen.
Does this girl EVER look good in something? Those sandals are evil, and the outfit is fugggggly. I think one of those Queer Eyes need to come to her house and set fire to her closet.
ChloE.T. phone home.
somewhere little elliot is crying.
Yeah, count me in on those who mock. I don't snark because she's going casual. I snark because, as others have said, if I *tried* to find the ugliest thing (or combination of things) in my closet I couldn't come close to the fug that is that jumpsuit. And I own some smurfy stuff, y'all. It's not just ugly, it's HILARIOUSLY awful, and no one forced her to wear it.
And that "I'm gonna shank the bitch" comment made me guffaw!
I love you guys, but it seems a little harsh, especially since it looks like she's just in her own damn back yard getting shot by paparazzi...now if she went to Cannes like this, I'd be with you all the way.
What's with the old lady pooch in the front of her pants? She looks like Sally O'Malley from "SNL" with the bulging fabric and awful drawstring pants.
I can understand the fact that maybe she's lounging around at her own house in an unfortunate looking outfit, but when I'm doing the same thing, I rarely take the time to strap on Roman sandals. Even on laundry day. Just sayin.
Also, I refuse to believe that the sole item in her closet was a sweatshorts jumpsuit. Even on laundry day.
The poor woman is running errands. The joy you guys get out of tearing her to shreds and the general gang mentality of these comments is truly FUGLY. Go ahead, call me a troll as well, when truth is you don't like to be made to look in the mirror and confront your inner fugliness. It sure does ruin the smug merry mood of the bitch fest, doesn't it? Sorry for the interruption! Carry on. I'll show myself out the door. GWAH, I need a shower.
I also don't buy the laundry day defense. Are those of you who are defending her seriously suggesting that every single article of clothing she owns was in the wash/at the drycleaners at the exact same time? Who washes every stitch of clothing they own at the same time? Please. Even if it were laundry day, she'd still have out of season summer or winter clothes she could throw on. Or she could have her laundry delivered. Or she could borrow her skanky boyfriend's clothes. Just because she is carrying one item of clothing in a drycleaning bag does not make it "laundry day," unless you want to argue that her wardrobe consists entirely of this jumpsuit and whatever's in that bag.
And none of you defenders have explained why she owns such a godawful outfit in the first place.
That's some high horse. May I pet him?
Roman sandals, eh?
I am Fugtacus!
"You are just going to have to accept that you're never ever going to understand the pleasures of the freakily-clothed, as you seem to think being a Target cardboard-cutout is the best way to go."
Yes, because dressing freaky makes you cool, hip, and unique. Which is ironic considering the freakily clothed all dress the same way. Freaky clothes doesn't mean you have style love, it just means you're justifying your shitty sense of style.
Love,
Doobie.
She's in her own backyard? With a canvas tote and dry cleaning? Nope, she has been out and about in that getup.
And she appears to like elastic-waisted jumpsuits:
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/39/2594/1024/chloe.jpg
These outfits bring back tramatic memories of high school gym class where we wore blue hospital cotton versions of this ensemb. And me being a "plus-size" girl, fit it like sausage trying to escape the casing... Who knew we were far ahead of our time and were actually on the cutting, ummm bleeding edge of fashion.
She looks like a hobo! This woman isnt even pretty. I don't understand... WHATS WITH THE TABLE? She need to take her own? No one wants her getting lice on theirs?
She likes random street performances and minimal props? Idiot.
I suppose I'm going to get stoned (serious, no pun intended) when I am kicking it this summer in my roman sandals.
I will hate on the sweatsuit, but damn are those some sweetass shoes.
jumping jack flash!!!!
Did she get caught in Mick's crossfire hurricane!?
She's making the same face that my 2 year old gives my 4 year old when the older one's about to swipe a toy. She's on that wicker just like Steve Martin in "The Jerk" was all over his Thermos.
jumping jack flash!!!!
Did she get caught in Mick's crossfire hurricane!?
Do yourself a favor. Scroll down, so you can just see her shoes. Look at them for a minute. The slowly scroll up. It's like a revelation from hell!
Not even the mentally retarded would wear full on roman sandles with a raggedy sweatshort jumpsuit that doesn't fit. I mean, those look like some expensive Gladiators, too, sort of like if you see a bum wearing brand new Air Jordans, except a lot more insane.
It must be the drugs. Look at her legs, too. Must be the crack cokanye.
Ummm...just noticed this and since no one else mentioned it I felt like bringing it up but, is that a giant bleach stain on the top of that...thing?
>It looks like she just skittered out of some dark cemetery, still wearing her burial clothes.
Haaa haaaa, Vida! Good one. Post more often!
Jesus fug.
Pete, the petting the high horse comment made me spew my Mtn. Dew.
But fuggers... can't we all just get along? Nah. It's more fun this way.
OMG, Chloe looks horrible in this pic. She looks like a zombie from the "28 days later" movie. Her skin is literally yellow, she looks mad and seems to have the worst case of bad hair day syndrom. She scares me!!!!
While I personally don't fug people much and am content to leave it to those who can fug better than I, I don't understand why Chlo is deemed a fashion goddess...go fugure...I mean figure...
Where have all the holier than thou's come from? What do they think they'll get when they get to this site? Should direct them all to GHY!
"Ummm...just noticed this and since no one else mentioned it I felt like bringing it up but, is that a giant bleach stain on the top of that...thing?"
Indeed... that's exactly what I was going to say... wonder why nobody else commented on this. I mean, with an outfit like this, one should automatically be scoping out the bleach stain. I will admit I would wear something like this, maybe to paint in, except it wouldn't be shorts because I wouldn't want to get paint on my legs (yes, I am that uncoordinated), and it wouldn't be sweats because why would I want to be sweating when I'm painting - since I'm not going to be painting when it's cold outside. Okay... maybe I would never wear something like this. Maybe once, as pajamas -when I was 9.
Chloe is a Goddess. Imagine her face to the sun, completely nude wearing those sandals... She is however an unhappy Goddess that must ready for her tiny tea party.
Ok so I'm not up to date -- I didn't know who Chole is so I googled her --- "Known in the mid to late nineties for her status as a fashion impresario..." What the fug? A Fashion impresario? Maybe they should change the meaning of that particular phrase.
Pete -- Can I pet the horsey, too??
Pheebs Walker -- I saw that Sweatshorts Jumpsuit episode too!! :)
OMG I bet she bought those sandals at International Male.
"That's part of the fun of dressing weird."
I would just like everyone to distinguish a difference between weird and tacky. I dress weird, on laundry day I have an assortment of clothes to work with that have no rhyme or reason, but damn it, I make it work. The fun of dressing weird is, you leave the house, you look super cute and you know it, everyone else knows it too, and they just wish they had the courage.
Tacky is a whole other matter and is not a sign of an individual. Don't be so excited that you look like a hobo on laundry day.
I like her sandals though. Fo' real.
"Maybe if they're concentrating on my velour jumpsuit they won't realize I just stole a table from that bistro."
Oooh, horseys! I wanna pet it too.
I will admit today that I was wearing a hoodie that looks a lot like what she has on. However, unlike her, it was with jeans, a T-shirt and Chuck Taylors, not with shorts that look like they shrunk horrendously or sandals from "Ben Hur." Plus, the hoodie doesn't have a bleach stain. Also, unlike her, I wasn't shopping for wicker furniture at a midget's garage sale, picking up other mismatched goods from the cleaners, and my hair wasn't up in some 1980's mall teen style. Why is she held up as some sort of style icon? For wearing stuff that nobody else would be caught dead in?
and the furniture is radioactive too!
It's her personal embodiment of the "shabby chic" trend, complete with faux-wicker plant stand/kiddie table.
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"Chloe is a Goddess. Imagine her face to the sun, completely nude wearing those sandals... She is however an unhappy Goddess that must ready for her tiny tea party."
ahahaha! Excellent.
Until I saw them just now with mine own eyes, I didn't know such things as jumpsuits w/shorts existed. Why would you do that? Why?
It's the deranged bag-lady, looking for her next blow.
It's the deranged bag-lady, looking for her next blow.
I hope the picnic-table-as-accessory doesn't catch on, fashionwise.
THANK YOU Gina! I was hoping that someone else noticed that she looked like Toby McGuire in a ratty weave! But I don't think this is his drag queen persona. More like he found a wig in a dumpster behind Denny's, gave a quick tuck of the old johnson, and went down the street to see if he could get away with it.
I actually think that the bleach stain is, in fact, a gleam of light on the horror that is her onesie. It is as though god (a roman god, in all likelihood) is trying to shine the spotlight of the sun on the hideous fuguosity that is our Chloe.
Oi, but she do look mean, though! Like, crazy mean. That table/chair combo must be damn heavy. Maybe it's not wicker, but wrought iron? Thought that might help explain the facial expression. Not the outfit.
Ha! She does kinda look like Tobey Maguire. I have to say, for a second I also thought she was Joaquin Phoenix on some very, very bad drugs.
Heather and Jessica, you could've stopped with "nothing complements a sweatshorts jumpsuit."
Somebody mentioned Steve Martin earlier -- Chloe looks as if she's re-enacting his famous scene from "The Jerk": "All I need is this goofy wicker table ... and this dry-cleaning ... and this monogrammed Bean tote ... and these tacky-ass white sunglasses ... that's all I need."
she looks like martha plimpton here
Yeah, girls, I'm also glad she hasn't lost her white plastic sunglasses. They look pretty good tucked into her onesie. They look a lot better, however, when she wears them on her eyes OVER the side pieces of her hair. If you've seen the pictures you know what I'm talking about.
My favorite thing about Chloe is the "Focus on the Uterus" theme to all her clothes. She loves high waistlines that hug the ol' babymaker.
I'm sick of having CS foisted on me by the glossies as a 'style icon', thanks for exposing her.
My grandmother, G-d rest her soul, wore some pretty horrific jumpsuits, sweats, and the like, but NEVER did she appear in one of these monstrosities. I'm pretty sure I've seen outfits like this at thrift stores, but never gave them a second thought as I was on my way to finding COOL old clothes. Maybe she's of the "it's so bad it's cool" mentality, but I beg to differ with her taste. This one is so bad, it's just bad.
My grandmother, G-d rest her soul, wore some pretty horrific jumpsuits, sweats, and the like, but NEVER did she appear in one of these monstrosities. I'm pretty sure I've seen outfits like this at thrift stores, but never gave them a second thought as I was on my way to finding COOL old clothes. Maybe she's of the "it's so bad it's cool" mentality, but I beg to differ with her taste. This one is so bad, it's just bad.
I may never recover from the mental picture of her hosting a tea party at that table with Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis...
Did anybody else see that fugly-arsed black one-piece number she wore IN THE EVENING not too long ago? Even the magazines tore her up for that one...
May I also remind everyone that Chloe-doll is most known and has received the most acclaim for films where she did the following:
1) Got graphically raped (Kids)
2) Had sex with admittedly hot Hillary Swank who had a sock for a penis (Boys Don't Cry)
3) Performed overly enthusiastic (and, again, quite graphic) fellatio on Vincent Gallo (Aaaahhh! Oh. Sorry. Brown Bunny)
Perhaps this can be used as an explanation for her fashion choices and uterus fixation. Maybe. Hey, I'm trying here!
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Yoinks. Even if it is laundry day, that's no excuse for owning something like that sweatshorts thingy, even if it does live in the very-very-very back of one's closet. Or, for that matter, having equally bad taste in furniture. I displayed my Madame Alexander dolls on that exact same table in my bedroom when I was 10.
OMFG. Even the nerdiest of all the nerds back in high school dressed better than that. She looks completely deranged. If I saw her out on the street, I'd be running the other way!!
Fug Queen Chloe is putting all the wannabes in their place again.
REPRESENT!
On closer inspection, it looks like she rolled up the pants legs to show off her sandals and knees. On purpose.
very scary
sorry chloe, but just cuz you're from connecticut and carry an llbean bag does not mean that you're blue blood. also, just because you wear imitation of crap doesn't mean that you are on par with anyone from andy warhol's factory (note: imitation of christ is a title that sad hack tara subkoff cribbed from a warhol film).
it's really sad because that group of girls is now over the hill and their attempts at being chic/quirky/avant garde are merely pathetic cries for "look at me!" now they're in the predicament that no one with money will marry them, they're too "indy" for the mainstream, and they're played out.
chloe was recently quoted saying she wanted to get cast in spider-man 3 (which i find to be amusing simply for the fact that kirsten dumst has been trying to be chloe for so long!). cs said something along the lines of how she wants to get out of doing esoteric art films. sorry? come again? she can't be talking about kids or brown bunny. can she?
chloe, come down off that horse (whether it's the high one or the narcotic one). you are done. over. kaput.
People, people: it was one thing to overlook the bleach/Vincent Gallo cumstain on the hoodie. But look south and you'll see that the top is TUCKED IN to her fucking short pants. TUCKED IN!
That alone is enoygh to make baby Jesus cry, but the sandals....lord.
She's a puke - no surprise to me she looks like puke as well.
She's a MAN, baby!! C'mon, those legs, that face... are they remaking The Crying Game?
Ack, those pantlegs aren't rolled up, they're knit cuffs! CUFFS!!! Wide. Cuffs. Like at the end of sweatshirt sleeves.
Oh, sweet fancy Elvis. The fug. It burns.
Wait - I think I figured it out - she's mid walk-of-shame that's why the sandals look so out of place. Her outfit from last night is in the dry cleaning bags, but since she slept over with Gary Coleman and had to borrow his clothes, they don't fit quite right. Apparently she wanted a memento besides the short-sweatsuit so she stole his picnic table on the way out.
"I'll shank the bitch who tries to take my wicker."
*choke*
"now if she went to Cannes like this, I'd be with you all the way."
Is there a question in your or anyone's mind that Chloe Sevigny would totally, TOTALLY wear this outfit to Cannes? Are we all agreed that we absolutely expect La Sevigny to show in something AT LEAST as fug or fuglier than this outfit whenever she has an event for which to "dress up"?
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All I can add is that if I saw someone who looked like her walking down my street I definitely question her eyesight and/or sanity.
That stupid outfit - minus the sandals - actually looks quite comfy. The sandals add that "I forgot to take my Lithium today" quality to it. In that ensemble, you'd expect to see her at Venice beach selling hemp bracelets & water bongs!
I'm sorry, but to everyone who is defending her by saying she is just out grabbing her laundry: bullshit. When I go do laundry I put a t-shirt, jeans and some sneakers. Does she not own these things? I could don that entire, aforementioned outfit in the time it probably took her to wrangle herself into those sandals. No, she does not deserve defending when she can't even manage a basic "Out to do errands outfit" without resorting to a FUCKING JUMPER and Brad Pitt's sandals from Troy. Tragedy.
Is anyone else seeing the Larry Clark (photographer, filmmaker, hot-naked-kid lover) connection? Bijou Phillips, Chloe Sevigny, and Rachel Minor have all been called out by you hilarious bitches for their uniquely skanky form of fug... How's Rosario Dawson looking nowadays?
As for La Sevigny in particular, I'll admit I find her fascinating. Her face isn't classically beautiful, but she manages somehow to look very lovely and sexy in most of the pictures I see. I'm especially impressed by the way she appears consistently slender in the most god-awfully unflattering garments (this sweatskort notwithstanding) whilst not conforming to the prevailing ideal toothpick with tits body type. I'm even more impressed with the fact that Red State-Sucking celebrity rags like the vomitorious "In Style" continue to hold her aloft as the perennial Alt-It Girl in spite of her cringe-making choice of film roles, starting at age 17 as "pre-teen AIDS-carrier/rape victim" and ending with "unsimulated fellatrix." I've always wondered -- Does this girl even have parents? No wonder Woody Allen wanted her in his new movie!
Does anyone remeber Madame - you know, the puppet? THAT'S it, 4get toby mcguire. Someone just stick a hand up her arse and make her talk.
It' times like these where I wish I were rich & famous... But then I remembered: I gave away all my jumpers and jelly shoes to good will... Cest la vive world *flick & fluff of hair*
Her hair, Louisa! So untidy, so blowsy!"
My favorite part of the fugging of Chloe is her fan club.
"She's doing laundry!"
"You wear Target jeans, and I'm a weirdo too so I understand that outfit."
"I need to shower."
"Blah Blah Blah and so on, and so forth."
"She's out running errands, don't fug her."
I know you all know in your hearts that she just looks bad here.
My Great-Aunt had a wicker plant stand just like that on the porch of her Victorian house. Why do I have a feeling that Chloe's use for it will be far less appropriate?
Oh yeah. Because she has the WORST TASTE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!
I'm amazed at all the crap she's carrying, because I just heard her on the radio yesterday, talking about how she couldn't play a musical instrument because she has triple-jointed fingers, and any kind of pressure on them causes her tremendous pain.
(Yeah, it sounded like an excuse for her "man-hands" to me, too.)
Her facial expression is scaring the crap out of me. All I can think of is the eerie music from The Omen...that high-pitched chanting that sounds like Shirley Bassie is vocally stabbing someone. Methinks I'll be sleeping with the light on tonight, for fear that she's going to leap out of my closet and bludgeon me to death with that wicker plant stand.
Come one, people, is the sweatshort jumpsuit too much of a distraction that you didn't realize she has broken the No Wicker Rule all decorators with a modicum of taste should adhere to? It makes me suspect that maybe her living quarters are as appallingly put together as her closet. Gahhh!
Hey, maybe Marriet Hartley volunteered to give Chloe that 'Woman's Talk' about Summer's Eve, but Chloe has to bring in the right scenery!
Gosh, Chloe looks 'less than fresh'