Either Demi Moore is hiding something, or Ashton gets off on the age difference so much that he's got her dressing like an elderly lady at a wake:
I just... I'm not even sure what that is, to be honest. It appears to be tapered slightly, and it seems to have a strange flowing ruffle befouling the front. With a stiff breeze, you might be able to fly her in the park.
But mostly, I'm just gawking at it. It looks alien to me. I cock my head one way, and it still doesn't work; I frown, lean the other way, and still can't make sense of it. Even Ashton seems to be thinking, "God, Bruce warned me about this stuff..."
