Fugis Hilton

If you cut it off just before the folds or ruffles or whatever those are it may just be cute, but the way it is is far from cute.

Rather demure for Miss Thing, even if it is super fugly...

Salvagable fug: Just hack off a few inches and ditch the coordinating purse (*shudder*).

Actually, one of Miss Hilton's more redeeming ensembles. Go figure.

Huh, I like it. Does that mean I've become so saturated by heinous fug that I can't tell the difference anymore?

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Isn't that one of Gwen's craptacular L.A.M.B. bags? Blegh.

This is a crime against cute fabric. Worse the dress seems to have been well-crafted - note the lack of bunching despite the delicate material and detail. O! What ill-use of a competent seamstress.

Also, can this woman not buy shoes at least as long, if not longer, than her feet? Toe-overhang hurts us all. I suspect the whole Uggs thing was a panic reaction to the shame of toe-overhang.

i am just grateful that all her no-no bits are covered. also, i think this is the first picture i've seen of her where her head isn't tilted 15 degrees to the left.

i am just grateful that all her no-no bits are covered. also, i think this is the first picture i've seen of her where her head isn't tilted 15 degrees to the left.

Actually, I like the dress and Paris looks good dressed properly. I'll bet she's still going commando though.

she's wearing clothes for once.

but the bottom half of the dress looks like a wallpaper border my mom would like. *shudder*

Modest enough, the cut/fit isn't too bad, and I find this length makes a refreshing change from what we're used to seeing--I don't mind this.

The pattern IS ghastly, but if I have to see PH at all, I'd prefer her to convey her 'outrageousness' by loud prints, rather than showing off her girly bits.

Sorry, you're wrong. The whore is dressed pretty well this time. Albeit the pics woven into the dress fabric are an awfully tacky touch, but it's subtle enough to be overlooked.

My mom had a dress like that when my dad was out of work.

ecccch. atleast her smelly vag is covered. and her hair is looking better-it was looking reminiscent of when i was 8 and would put roll-on sparkly lip gloss in my barbies hair and it would be all chunky and sticky.

The dress and sandals look great too me. I like the way she looks here and I usually hate the way she looks always.

Thank Gawd she's covered up for a change and almost looks like a nice person....
Her only redeeming social and economic function is to sell film and keep pond scum popannazzis employed. The chick is a slut, pure and simple. MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!

Maybe she's trying to confuse prowling tigers? Although she should really be staying with the zebra pack.

Huh. I'm actually feeling this one. I'm digging the whole ensemble. Her hair looks pretty cute, too. Methinks we all may be a little desensitized from all the hardcore fug. She has this Gilbert Grape thing going on with her left hand though..."Where's Arnie??!!"

And I love the omnipresent bitchy girl in the background...got one hand in her pocket and the other one's flipping Fugis off begind that door while she's giving Ms. Thang the sneery lipped up and down..."Bitch shoulda come in jeans like I did, who does she think SHE is?" And it looks like the dude in black has a hand growing out of his ankle.

Ladies, you're wrong this time. I like this dress and Paris looks great in it.

For once it looks like Ms. Hilton is eating something beyond air, and the wefts of her weave are not looking like LaQuisha from the hood put them in. Perhaps the dress adds to some strange form of sophistication that we've never seen on her before.

The shoes are an afterthought at this point. More likely she got them for free and instead of a size 11 they only came in a size 10. Anyone with monkey toes like that should just call it a day.

Just because its Paris, and we know how fug she can really be, I give her a 7 on the dress and a 2 on the shoes.

The purse at least matches the black/white theme, even if its not a very cute one with the outfit.

Meh, I don't hate the dress nearly as much as I hate the way her straw-like hair clashes with her orange-like skin. Really hating that. That and the way both of those things clash with her dress. Oh, hell, she's fugly in whatever she wears.

Paris looks great, here. She even went with a shoe that disguises the size of her feets. She is so not a ho' here. Okay, the skirt makes her shortish, but she doesn't look lumpy in the wrong places. SUCH and improvement. If I was shaped like a straw, I'd wear it. Golly, she even looks graceful.

The hair is a hot mess though.

Beeker! No-no bits! Good one.

Sadly, I kind of like the dress, but Paris has that strange ability to fugly-fy anything she wears.

May I suggest a "Scrolldown" category? This would fit right in.

Actually I like the cut of the dress it's just the fabric that makes it fugly....

I thought those shoes went out in 1981.

Yep, I'll second the above comments. It would be so cute if she cut off the bottom ruffle part, and just have a hot 80's zebra-esque dress, and look totally fierce. Instead, it's like mixing spicy and demure. Just doesn't work. But Paris is SLOWLY cleaning up. It's been a long process, but...It's happening!

I think I wore those shoes to my 10th grade homecoming dance.

I like her Hello Kitty necklace, at least. I wish she would cut her hair--I much preferred her shorter hair. Also, did she get a boob job? Her boobs look bigger...

This isn't so bad. I wish she would cut her hair, though. She looks really pretty with short hair.

its funny y'all posted this today cause after finding your site and laughing myself to tears yesterday, i couldnt believe you didnt already have a fillled page of Hilton atrocities.

however, i do believe that in relevance to her seemingly endless parade of fashion horrors, that this is pretty damn-durn acceptable. i kinda dig the dress and her hair is whatever. the shoes however look like she got them on sale at Payless. for all that money she throws around you'd think somewhere in her vaults she'd have a pair of nice strappy black Choos or Manolos...

i give her a thumb up for progress.

Personally, I'm just grateful that her vagina is properly shielded from the outside world. Can we give her a medal for that?

So when did optical illusions come into style?

You know, minus the bag, the horrible necklace, and that disgusting inlaid print on the dress, it's not bad. If the whole dress were made of the black and white print, and she had either a solid black bag, she'd look pretty decent.

Wow. Never thought I'd say THAT.

I like her hair like this, too, and the fact that she's STANDING UP STRAIGHT. I hate her generic Paris pose: "Look! Hipbones!"

Actually, I really like it. And she doesn't look like a ten-cent whore as usual, so that's an improvement. She looks really uncomfortable in her massive size 11 shoes, though.

The dress isn't my style, and though I would normally agree that much of what Ms. Hilton has worn in the past is Fugly, this dress is not one of them. It's a nice lenght for her, far from showing her yaya, it fits her well and frankly, I think that she has pulled the entire outfit together nicely. No, I wouldn't wear it, but it isn't really fugly now is it?

Are most of you on smack? This dress is some serious fug from the thigh down, I am not feeling the dress love at all.

Nevermind that her vacant, vacuous expression gives creedance to the notion that she's been hypnotized by the pattern of her own dress; after all she usually looks like that.

Take a gander down south of that unusually covered genitalia and try to fathom what designer (other than Bobby Trendy) would put grandma's horizontal flower wallpaper-border across her thighs like that? And then again around her calves? And why does her cleavage have a flowery tail? Why the inexplicable dash of horizontal turquoise piping here and there? As if to hi-lite the fugly flower pattern..

Me thinks someone hacked into her cell phone again and placed a gag order for a dress from "Project Runway".

Somewhere, MC Escher is shedding a single tear.

Oh and before I forget, I assume she's wearing the "Hello Kitty!" necklace because we can't say "Hello" to her p*ssy today.

I am with Adam P - that is one ugly dress. The only thing that makes it acceptable is that she covered the toxic waste dump that is her cooch - over which I am sure the fabric disintegrated by the end of the night.

Please do not get me started on the ill fitting shoes. That is some nasty overhang syndrome. It makes no sense - much like Paris' celebrity. I find it hard to believe that this bitch has millions of $$ and she cannot find shoes that fit. All she has to do is go up a size.

WHO CARES ?

She looks cute. (I'd bang her, and it would probably only cost me a buck) Her boobies look good, and I could give a rat's ass about the size of her feet. Hope she's going commando!

I have to say,if I saw that dress on the rack, Iwould make merciless fun of it. However, in comparison to the atrocities regularly on display both here at gofugyourself as well as on Ms. Hilton, this one seems pretty normal. Hate the bag, and am not a fan of Hello Kitty accessories on adults. The shoes are nice, she isn't horribly overaccessorized, and as others have noted, while ugly, the dress does cover the parts it's supposed to.

If this dress was on anyone else, we'd all have completely shredded it by now. Paris looks like she drunkenly stumbled into a T.J. Maxx clearance rack. The different patterns? Yech. The fake scarf thingy? 80's. The length that makes her look like Skanky the Dwarf? Not so lovely. The purse looks like a free cosmetic's bag she got at the Macy's makeup counter and the shoes look like a painful Payless $5.99 markdown.

But it all makes complete sense because I think that "hypnotized" look is actually evidence that Paris is high as the Eiffel Tower.

For paris, you have to admit that this isn't *that* bad. It's actually a whole dress!

This looks like the wall hanging from a tacky restaurant we were forced to stop in on a road trip a few years back. I've got indigestion just looking at it.

Techie nitpick: Is there a reason this image is in .gif format? The file size is bloated, .jpg is better for photos.

Frighteningly enough, that dress is making the rounds. Check out this story in the sun: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005150845,00.html about Michael Douglas getting plastic surgery. Scroll down to the pic of him and Catherine Zeta-Jones (Douglas?) walking down some steps...same dress.

Amusingly enough, the Sun referred to the dress (on Catherine) as: "a floaty low-cut dress. " No accounting for taste, apparently.

Paris doesn't look too bad here, she is rather plain of course,but what she is wearing is not too bad.

I think SouthernFug gave the best rundown. But maybe she's not high - maybe she's trying to broaden her appeal to the great unwashed, for whom TJ Maxx and Payless are everyday realities. After all, it's all about super saturating the market.
Nasty hair. Step away from the heat-styling products, Paris!

I think SouthernFug gave the best rundown. But maybe she's not high - maybe she's trying to broaden her appeal to the great unwashed, for whom TJ Maxx and Payless are everyday realities. After all, it's all about super saturating the market.
Nasty hair. Step away from the heat-styling products, Paris!

I like it. I love the shoes, I love the hair. Call me crazy, the dress works on her. In fact, now I have just found the style to grow my hair out for. In a year it will be that long. Thank you for posting!

It isn't *so* bad, although the pattern just caused me to have a bit of a temporal lobe seizure. And toe overhang is just such a pet-peeve of mine. And especially with her big flappin' man-feet.

Don't dis those horizontal bands o' fug, they're all that stands between our eyes and Paris' cootch. Whatever the bottom part of that dress lacks in aesthetic pleasantness, it more than makes up for in selfless humanitarian service. Thank you skirt, I salute you!

I don't agree with the state of fugness that you declare this dress to be, it is not bad at all!
This is more that we normally get from Paris and I applaud her. I declare her to look very nice!
For once it isn't trashy!

Uhm I'm suprised and proud that she's got all the girly parts covered. But I'll bet somewhere on the internet theres a picture of this dress and it's completely back-less. Seriouisly what is up with that guys hand ankle?

she looks great. whoever figured out how to make her look like she actually has more than two strands of hair deserves a gold ribbon and a kiss and a sticker.

have ya ever looked into the sun too long? Well this is like looking into the blaze of 1 million white-hot suns.

i guess we'll expect to see her next in the "washing-up-the-dishes-snot-rag-made-to-wear-into-toga" ??

i can't say i love the dress, but i am amazed at the modesty i didn't know she possessed. however, she should accept her size 11 feet with grace and not shove them into size 9 shoes where her toes will be hanging off the edge for dear life.

when did she grow a set? of boobs I mean

The dress is the least of the fug here. I just wish Paris would stay away from the self tanner and peroxide...she looks like an aged oompa loompa.

I actually think she looks cute and I'm definitely not a fan of hers. I agree that the pattern is kinda funky, but it's not offensive to me. Making fun of a pic like this makes the fuggers look bad, IMO. I thought the point of this website was to laugh at obvious/hilarious fashion missteps like our favorite Chloe. But this is nice compared to what Paris--and most of America--usually wears so I don't see the need for a fugging.

As many have said before me, at least her hoo-ha and other bits are covered. And if the dress was just ONE pattern, it would be nice. But is there something in self-tanner that makes it addictive? Barbie dolls aren't even that color anymore. On the other hand, my Barbie dolls could probably carry on a more intelligent conversation than Ms. Hilton could.

Being relatively unfugly isn't good enough! Between the "Hello Kitty" necklace (my 3yo would really like it) and what I think is a L.A.M.B. bag, too small Payless shoes which seem to be designed to show off her metacarpals and a dress that has hypnotized most of you into accepting it this ensemble must be stopped!

I'm not going to talk about her extensions. Who knew they could weave them in with split ends already in place.

Ladies, come on. This is the best you can do? This is PARIS HILTON, and not only is this dress not stunningly hideous, it's almost cute.

Seriously, this is the girl who time and again has mistaken bandeau headbands for tube tops. This is the gal who's broken down barriers, proving that you can be wealthy and STILL white trash.

And with all that, THIS is the fuggest you could find?

Ladies, come on. You can do better. I've seen you do better.

Ladies, come on. This is the best you can do? This is PARIS HILTON, and not only is this dress not stunningly hideous, it's almost cute.

Seriously, this is the girl who time and again has mistaken bandeau headbands for tube tops. This is the gal who's broken down barriers, proving that you can be wealthy and STILL white trash.

And with all that, THIS is the fuggest you could find?

Ladies, come on. You can do better. I've seen you do better.

Sorry, no fug here. Except maybe the purse, which should definitely be solid when paired with this busy dress.

OMG!! She's moved on to trying to skank up Hello Kitty!!! I am SO pissed!! (Overgrown Hello Kitty fan, here)...

I to acknowledge the effort Paris took in covering herself, although I'm tempted to say that it's only because nip slips and the like are so 2004... and she must have been attending a function (or should I say funk-shun?) with Li'l Quim, Courtney Peldon, Bai Ling, and Pam Anderson, and wanted to "stand out" from all of the scantily clad skanks.

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I know that it could be argued that the height of one's fug is directly proportionate to the low of said fug, but it's still fug, no matter how you cut it.

But the naughty bits being covered, and no nippleage is a nice change. I would take this any day over her usual look.

Oh, snap! Why is Paris' nightgown less revealing than her usual sluttatious clothes? I guess sewing on panels from some tacky Italian restaurant wallpaper to cover up her probably pungent vahjayjay helped. And for her velociraptor size feet-if she's going to get cheap looking shoes, she should at least get cheap looking shoes THAT FIT. And I'm sure that bag is from Rite-Aid-she probably got it at the same time she filled her prescriptions for crazystupidhoe pills,Orangina spray on self tanner and Vagisil.

"a dress that has hypnotized most of you into accepting it " - LMAO Craptastic. I was just about to type something along those lines...oh the evil of Paris, she's subliminally coercing you all into accepting the fug!

What the hell is wrong with ya'll. Just because this isn't as bad as she has done, that doesn't mean that it isn't bad. It's awful! And being modest doesn't make it cute, either. Modest and fug can easily go hand in hand. Who would wear a crap ass pattern like this and look good? It doesn't matter if the cut is cute, dammit. It is still fugly based on pattern alone. Quit cutting her slack just because we can't see up her tunnel.

She looks very Special Needs. Not the outfit (not gorgeous but not fug, either), but the twisted foot and the vacant, glazed eyes.

For a sec I was blinded by the white inside of her arm. Paris Baby...if you exfoliate you can put the Neutrogena Self-Tanner on there, too! Rilly!

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OK, this is not so bad. Or maybe I've just been desensitized.

I have to give my two cents as well....I thinks Paris looks great, classy for a change....maybe she's being coached my Nicole Ritchie's team....

I like it. The dress, I mean. And the shoes go with it nicely. I wish the bag were a plain black, however, minus all the business -- but at least it matches. The jury's still out on the Hello Kitty pendant, but I really have to admit that, overall, this person whom I see as the LIVING SYMBOL of the worst of everything BAD that's happened in America for the past, say, five years or so (including 9/11) looks okay, here. Except for the orange skin. And the hair. The hair is very bad.

it's not just her toes hanging off-- check out the dangling outer edge of her right foot...

the dress is a pile of tacky trimmed with blue rickrack.

Unfortunately, it looks as though this dress is making the rounds with celebrity whores (although Zeta-Jones whore for T-mobile and Paris just whores for fun)....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005150845,00.html

Unfortunately, it looks as though this dress is making the rounds with celebrity whores (although Zeta-Jones whore for T-mobile and Paris just whores for fun)....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005150845,00.html

What?
That is a big reach. This is the best Paris has looked in a long while and the dress isn't that bad. I am sure there are other celebs to stomp on.

is the hispanic zebra look in?

The dress would have been lovely (in a 70's retro disco sense) with just B & W geometrics but that PATTERN...it is indeed Alert Level Orange Fug.

Purse with jeans, good. Purse with this dress, NOT good.

The shoes, ouch! Reminds me of Carrie Bradshaw in the Vogue Closet with the Minolo patent leather Mary Janes...

I think we're all so stunned that we can't see her Danger Zones we've been tricked into thinking the dress isn't sooo bad.

And I guess Paris thinks Hello Kitty is HAWT.

Maybe if she's expanding her fashion IQ there's hope she'll learn a few new words, too.

i like it, think she looks great actually!

I don't know if it's Paris, or Darva Conger. Anyone else see this?

Even with that feminine (albeit U-G-L-Y) dress; that graceful pose; and her demure and lady-like mien...Who in the hell does Paris think she is kidding?

Considering this is the Crown Princess of Skankdom, it doesn't get any funnier...

I'm sorry, but if you're posting 'WHO CARES' on here, why the fuck are you on this site? You obviously don't get it, do you?

How sad. My expectations of Paris are so low that I'm actually approving of this dress based solely on the fact that it is composed of more than five cents worth of cloth. Don't get me wrong - the Sahara seizure print is just fug-trocious.

Now that I look at it again, she does look just like Darva Conger... maybe it's not Paris after all... I'm thinking that the Hello Kitty seals the deal, though; couldnt't see Darva in that.

I believe she was sitting on the Zebra couch one night tokin' some delicous Panama, and looking at the hideous curtains on her winhdow, when she pulled a Scarlett O'Hara. This time it wasn't just the curtains!

Hey hey! Paris looks like she's eaten in the last 3 days. She almost looks - dare I say it - *healthy*. Good for her!

Now if she just stopped peroxiding her hair and threw away those ugly blue lenses then she'd really be in Fug-recovery...

hmmm... i actually like it. very much.

I fear you gals may be wrong here. I know I know..she a complete skank with cash....regardless sometimes you ladies need to remove yourselves from the Ann Taylor world of safe fashion. Be careful who you fug cuz I ain't got your back when the grand priestess Von Furstenberg snubs YOU for your lack of 7th avenue education.
This dress I have to say is hot..it begs the name call "Hot Bitch Dress".

Paris looks better in the dress than CZJ does.

Is it me or does that chick behind her look like Sophia Bush?

I'd keep my distance, too.

I dunno...she still looks a bit skeletal...maybe it's just the effect of the camera angle on her arms..

Anyone ever notice that Paris' second toe is as long as a finger and about a good inch longer than her big toe? Everything she wears flaunts her fugly feet.
Yikes.

I have to say... I like it. Looks like Cavalli. And she looks downright... normal? For H'wood.

Appreciate this, people, lest you forget the days of:

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I'm in the middle... Not great, not awful. Must agree that it's nice to NOT see her bits for once...

Haven't bothered reading all the comments yet, so maybe someone else already noticed this.

Look at the angle of of her feet, how her right one is turned in and is farther to the left than her left foot is. And she's got that smug, dazed look on her face. I think she's actually stumbling drunk out of the doorway. Like, maybe she just barely made it down the steps, and the woman behind her in the red is watching her with trepidation, just to make sure she makes it to the taxi ok. Well, limo. I doubt Paris Hilton takes a taxi.

She's about to turn around and wave her arm in the air in the general direction of the building behind her and shout, "S'kay, guys. I'm fine. Thanks 'lot. Fun timesh," stumble over her tangled legs, and fall into the limo.

At least, that's what it looks like to me.

Did anyone else notice that she has the "Rachel" hair extensions in this picture? Or like Linda Evans' hair when she was married to Yanni?

I love Paris.

She must be depressed. She's not wearing a lot of color.
I think the bitchy-looking girl in the background might be JoJo. In fact, the possibility of that girl being JoJo makes this picture hilarious. Hahahahaha.

I think the dress is ugly but she looks decent in it.

I never knew that optical illusions were actually wearable. Hmm.

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She looks great...much better than usual

Eh. I don't love this dress, certainly, but it's a GIANT step up for PH, and you've gotta give her credit for that. I say she gets an A for effort.

Although it DOES rather look as if she's completely smashed and trying valiantly to pretend that she's sober.

I'm just glad I can't see her vagina.

Like some of the previous posters, I do like this dress. Don't like the necklace and the bag, but the dress is all good. I like that it has some interest to it...we don't need everyone shopping at Talbots.

At least there's no hint of her favourite accessory hanging out: her vagina.

I like the dress, it's not that bad... I think you guys must be having a hard time finding really fugly stuff. Try the European media, I'm thinking Jade Jagger.

1. I believe her bodyguard may be with her in this photo, but all i can see of her/him is a hand. This leads me to believe that (a) Paris Hilton's bodyguard is shorter AND skinnier than she is or (b) Paris Hilton is being followed by a disembodied hand. Both options scare me.
2. I have long maintained that her publicist (fuglicist?) is a GENIUS. A geeeenius. This only reinforces that belief--I think the publicist should share his or her bibliography for the masterpiece dissertation that is Paris Hilton's public relations strategy. I bet it includes Baudrillard.

I'm ashamed to admit/confess this, but ... I don't hate it and I think she looks kinda cute here.

A lone tear just trailed down my left cheek.

P.S. My "tear" comment was made before I read Dori's, way above, about Escher. So apparently I'm in good company.

WHO CARES?

She looks clean and she's well-covered. It's not enough to earn her *snaps* but I didn't gag when I saw the outfit, either.

For some reason, I don't feel the urge to vomit when I look at this picture of Paris. I think that says something for her outfit, because, let's face it, Paris always looks like Paris. I agree that the handbag is fug, but she looks OK for once. In my book, OK is about as good as Paris can look these days. My friend was in her class in high school, and has told me numerous times about her good looks, "before she got totally skankified."

It's not that bad. Pattern-wise a bit dodgy, and that purse has got to go.
But can we all just heave a huge sigh of relief that every single one of her bits are covered?

Yeah, well since I can't see nips or vag, I'm shocked and thrilled.

God she sets a high bar, that Paris.

As much as I love to detest Paris, I don't hate this ensemble. Maybe it's just that her vagina is not completely visible. She looks like a human-type person instead of a scary, orange, large-extremitied, overgreased doll.

This gets about one thumb up from me, but if I'm grading on a what-Paris-usually-wears curve, it's like 10,000 thumbs.

I'm just surprised to see that PARIS HILTON was seen in public wearing a dress that's already been done - and not done well - by NORAH JONES.

(Pic 8 of 12)

http://usatoday.com/life/gallery/2005/grammy-fashion-dont/flash.htm

It seems unbelievable to me that Paris and Norah share the same fashion inclinations.

With that said, that "dress" looked like a $14.99 DEB special then, and it still looks like one now. For me, the cut of the dress is not the problem - it's that the dress was made from scraps of rayon-poly blend material found on the floor of a Malaysian dress factory.

Good lord! I guess Paris has a talent for looking kinda good even though she dresses really bad. Now that I've seen the dress on someone else I have to concure with the fug gals...it's horrible!