Continuing our recent run of Man Fug, I give you the Smoking Hot in Lord of the Rings, Problematic in the Real World Viggo Mortensen:

This looks like something he'd wear if he gave up acting and took up ice-dancing. Badly. To "Bolero."
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Continuing our recent run of Man Fug, I give you the Smoking Hot in Lord of the Rings, Problematic in the Real World Viggo Mortensen:

This looks like something he'd wear if he gave up acting and took up ice-dancing. Badly. To "Bolero."

A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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