Aside from the faint halter-top tan, Nicolette Sheridan looks bangin' in the black part of this dress...
... but the satin blinds she's sewn to the bottom are thorougly confusing to me. Fashion and interior design need never mate. Unless she's trying to confuse a free-roaming, hot, and charmingly dim cabana boy into coming over to what he thinks is a woman strapped to a deck chair, so that he might rub oil on her back before... skimming her water.
