Well, no one is more surprised than I am. But Jack Osbourne? Looks kind of hot these days. No, seriously. No, I mean it. No, I'm really not kidding. Check it:
I don't know if you remember the way he used to look, but it was not good. It was not good in a really serious way. To wit:
He looks like a woman from afar, with that hair. And, close up:
That hair? Is in the Fugly Hall of Fame. If you didn't believe that Jack Osbourne was once on some serious, serious drugs, this hair should prove it. Because no one would think that looked good unless they were completely high.
But now? I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy, but I think he looks rather charming. The suit is lovely. The hair is still funky, but clearly styled. He's got a bit of a tan. He just looks like he feels better. Of course, part of that surely has to do with his weight loss -- which, have I been living under a rock? Has he been losing weight steadily and I just didn't notice [possible. Very, very possible.], or did he get the gastric? Either way, bravo, Jack. You look fit and healthy and definitely sharply-dressed.
So, cheers! And welcome to the small crowd of the unfugged. I never thought I'd see the day.
